Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, YuYu Hakusho, Noble and Greenough
school or Nobles Day Camp.but I do own my friends! They don't know it yet,
but they will.THEY WILL! Just as soon as my army of rapid squirrels, sugar
high penguins and mutilated cows take over the world! Bwahahahaha-*cough*
hem, sorry-haha! Ok, fine, here you go.
P.S. Despite my appearance and actions in my friends' fanfics, (which would actually be true under the circumstances) I WILL be getting back at them for that.and also, I recommend reading my friend Monigue's fanfic before you read mine because mine has a lot of her tortures being recalled.
Nobles: Anime Style!
Me=Ria
(Scene starts off with a girl sitting in her school computer lab at 6:45 am, even though the actual school time doesn't start until eight o'clock, she's typing something on the computer.)
Ria: There we go! That should do it! They should be here in, three, two, one.
(Suddenly, Kenshin, Kaoru, Misao, Yahiko, Sanosuke, Megumi, Saito, Aoshi and Soujiro, all appear in the middle of the middle school forum)
Kaoru: Where are we?
Sanosuke: (stares at Kaoru) like you don't know! We're in one of those things again! That sick girl Monigue probably did this to us.or it could be Myrmyr.remember? They trapped us in those weird places and forced us to do stuff that-*shudders* well, I won't say.
Ria: Wrong again Sagara! My name is Ria! You might remember me from Monigues fan fiction when I was clinging like a maniac to Kenshin?
(Kenshin shivers while Kaoru looks like she's about to kill)
Ria: Anyway, I couldn't really do anything about that. You see, there was this squirrel. (Suddenly, a squirrel comes up behind her and hands her a twenty dollar bill from inside his teeth) .well, that's not important. But what is important is where you are!
Yahiko: Why don't I save you the hassle, WHERE ARE WE?!?!?!
Ria: Oh, shut up you little kid.
Yahiko: DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!
Ria: right.I'll make a memo.anyway; you all are at Noble and Greenough school!
All: (stare)
Ria: Judging by the way you all are so ecstatic about this, I should probably explain. This is where Monigue, Myrmyr and I, go to school!
Saito: Wait just a second! Do you mean to tell me this place is where you all learned how to become what you are?
Ria: No, not really. Camp did most of that to me. Same with Monigue. But Myrmyr learned that from our friend, Keltic and Anti-Ring!
Aoshi: You mean there are more of you wierdos?!
Ria: Oh! You think that's a lot? Wait until you meet my camp friends!
Misao: How many of them are there?
Ria: You don't wanna know.
Kenshin: Um.Miss Ria? What exactly are you going to do to us?
Megumi: Well, frankly, I'd rather not know! If this girl is a friend of that Monigue character than this is going to be a sure meltdown of our feelings!
Soujiro: Actually, I'm more scared of the fact that Ria could come up with more tortures after what Monigue did to us!
All: (turn there heads to face Ria, twilight zone music in the backround)
Ria: Alright! Enough about Monigue! You will get your chance to see her!
Sanosuke: Good! I need some revenge against her after what she did to all of us!
Ria: AH AH! Noooooooooooo way! This is my fan fiction and if I'm going to keep this to a PG level, than NO VIOLENCE!
Kaoru: Well, I'm not surprised. There's never any violence in these things anyway! Why should we bother! She'll just replace a sword with a teddy bear or something!
Ria: Actually, I've made it so that you all have the exact same strength as Yahiko, and well, frankly, that's nothing at all compared to what I can do to you!
Saito: Why are you so special?
Ria: Because this is my fanfic! I am the all powerful ruler! Geez. (Looks at her watch) OMG! It's time for school to start! (snaps her fingers and button down shirts, dress pants, ties and dress shoes appear on the guys and skirts, buckled shoes and collared shirts appear on the girls)
All: What is this?!?!
Ria: I forgot to tell you, my school has a dress code!
Misao: But you're not wearing a skirt!
Ria: Of course not! I hate skirts! We're allowed to wear nice pants if we want too.
Kaoru: Then why can't we wear that?
Ria: Haven't you guessed? *mumbles: boy she really is slow.I could send the attack squirrels on her but, those are the penguins jobs.oh well* I LIKE TO TORTURE!!! Geez.
Soujiro: If you don't mind me asking, what are we suppose to do here?
Ria: Well, since most of you are old enough, or even look old enough to be teachers, Sanosuke and Megumi will be teaching 7th grade students and Saito and Aoshi will be teaching 8th grade students!
Yahiko: Then what will we be doing?
Ria: Kenshin, Kaoru, Misao, Yahiko and Soujiro will all be attending classes with me!
Kenshin: Miss Ria, if you don't mind me saying, I am way too old for 7th grade!
Misao and Kaoru: Yes! We're a little too old too!
Ria: Well, Kenshin, you barley had schooling when you were thirteen! You were just killing people! Plus, if you think you are too old for this school, you just wait. (lets out an evil laugh) Muahahahahaha! Now, on to the death traps! I.I mean classes.hehehe.
Aoshi: (To Misao) You know, I think you were right about the crazy thing.
Ria: yes, yes she was.Oh hello Keltic! Hello Anti-Ring! And hello Myrmyr!
(The cast begins to shiver and backs away from Ria and her friends while scary music plays in the background) *ree-ree-ree*
What will happen to the cast? Will Aoshi, Saito, Sanosuke and Megumi be able to take on twelve, thirteen and fourteen year old adolescents? And will Yahiko's stubborn attitude be able to get him through, the dreaded.Hollie? Tune in for the next chapter to find out!
Authors Note: Ok.not my best work I admit. And Monigue is much better than me, but I thought it was ok for a beginner! Any Milton Academy fan will love what happens in the next chapter.bwahahahaha! Oh. And if you didn't know, this is a real school. In fact, it's where Monigue, Myrmyr, a few other friends of mine and I go to school! Be prepared to meet Keltic. She has more random thoughts than MyrMyr and more sick daydreams than Monigue.beware.
P.S. Despite my appearance and actions in my friends' fanfics, (which would actually be true under the circumstances) I WILL be getting back at them for that.and also, I recommend reading my friend Monigue's fanfic before you read mine because mine has a lot of her tortures being recalled.
Nobles: Anime Style!
Me=Ria
(Scene starts off with a girl sitting in her school computer lab at 6:45 am, even though the actual school time doesn't start until eight o'clock, she's typing something on the computer.)
Ria: There we go! That should do it! They should be here in, three, two, one.
(Suddenly, Kenshin, Kaoru, Misao, Yahiko, Sanosuke, Megumi, Saito, Aoshi and Soujiro, all appear in the middle of the middle school forum)
Kaoru: Where are we?
Sanosuke: (stares at Kaoru) like you don't know! We're in one of those things again! That sick girl Monigue probably did this to us.or it could be Myrmyr.remember? They trapped us in those weird places and forced us to do stuff that-*shudders* well, I won't say.
Ria: Wrong again Sagara! My name is Ria! You might remember me from Monigues fan fiction when I was clinging like a maniac to Kenshin?
(Kenshin shivers while Kaoru looks like she's about to kill)
Ria: Anyway, I couldn't really do anything about that. You see, there was this squirrel. (Suddenly, a squirrel comes up behind her and hands her a twenty dollar bill from inside his teeth) .well, that's not important. But what is important is where you are!
Yahiko: Why don't I save you the hassle, WHERE ARE WE?!?!?!
Ria: Oh, shut up you little kid.
Yahiko: DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!
Ria: right.I'll make a memo.anyway; you all are at Noble and Greenough school!
All: (stare)
Ria: Judging by the way you all are so ecstatic about this, I should probably explain. This is where Monigue, Myrmyr and I, go to school!
Saito: Wait just a second! Do you mean to tell me this place is where you all learned how to become what you are?
Ria: No, not really. Camp did most of that to me. Same with Monigue. But Myrmyr learned that from our friend, Keltic and Anti-Ring!
Aoshi: You mean there are more of you wierdos?!
Ria: Oh! You think that's a lot? Wait until you meet my camp friends!
Misao: How many of them are there?
Ria: You don't wanna know.
Kenshin: Um.Miss Ria? What exactly are you going to do to us?
Megumi: Well, frankly, I'd rather not know! If this girl is a friend of that Monigue character than this is going to be a sure meltdown of our feelings!
Soujiro: Actually, I'm more scared of the fact that Ria could come up with more tortures after what Monigue did to us!
All: (turn there heads to face Ria, twilight zone music in the backround)
Ria: Alright! Enough about Monigue! You will get your chance to see her!
Sanosuke: Good! I need some revenge against her after what she did to all of us!
Ria: AH AH! Noooooooooooo way! This is my fan fiction and if I'm going to keep this to a PG level, than NO VIOLENCE!
Kaoru: Well, I'm not surprised. There's never any violence in these things anyway! Why should we bother! She'll just replace a sword with a teddy bear or something!
Ria: Actually, I've made it so that you all have the exact same strength as Yahiko, and well, frankly, that's nothing at all compared to what I can do to you!
Saito: Why are you so special?
Ria: Because this is my fanfic! I am the all powerful ruler! Geez. (Looks at her watch) OMG! It's time for school to start! (snaps her fingers and button down shirts, dress pants, ties and dress shoes appear on the guys and skirts, buckled shoes and collared shirts appear on the girls)
All: What is this?!?!
Ria: I forgot to tell you, my school has a dress code!
Misao: But you're not wearing a skirt!
Ria: Of course not! I hate skirts! We're allowed to wear nice pants if we want too.
Kaoru: Then why can't we wear that?
Ria: Haven't you guessed? *mumbles: boy she really is slow.I could send the attack squirrels on her but, those are the penguins jobs.oh well* I LIKE TO TORTURE!!! Geez.
Soujiro: If you don't mind me asking, what are we suppose to do here?
Ria: Well, since most of you are old enough, or even look old enough to be teachers, Sanosuke and Megumi will be teaching 7th grade students and Saito and Aoshi will be teaching 8th grade students!
Yahiko: Then what will we be doing?
Ria: Kenshin, Kaoru, Misao, Yahiko and Soujiro will all be attending classes with me!
Kenshin: Miss Ria, if you don't mind me saying, I am way too old for 7th grade!
Misao and Kaoru: Yes! We're a little too old too!
Ria: Well, Kenshin, you barley had schooling when you were thirteen! You were just killing people! Plus, if you think you are too old for this school, you just wait. (lets out an evil laugh) Muahahahahaha! Now, on to the death traps! I.I mean classes.hehehe.
Aoshi: (To Misao) You know, I think you were right about the crazy thing.
Ria: yes, yes she was.Oh hello Keltic! Hello Anti-Ring! And hello Myrmyr!
(The cast begins to shiver and backs away from Ria and her friends while scary music plays in the background) *ree-ree-ree*
What will happen to the cast? Will Aoshi, Saito, Sanosuke and Megumi be able to take on twelve, thirteen and fourteen year old adolescents? And will Yahiko's stubborn attitude be able to get him through, the dreaded.Hollie? Tune in for the next chapter to find out!
Authors Note: Ok.not my best work I admit. And Monigue is much better than me, but I thought it was ok for a beginner! Any Milton Academy fan will love what happens in the next chapter.bwahahahaha! Oh. And if you didn't know, this is a real school. In fact, it's where Monigue, Myrmyr, a few other friends of mine and I go to school! Be prepared to meet Keltic. She has more random thoughts than MyrMyr and more sick daydreams than Monigue.beware.