Disclaimer: (see last chapter) Well hello again! Because this is such a bad
story and I have only gotten two reviews I'm surprised you are reading this
right now! Well, anyway, here ya go!
(Scene starts with Ria, Kaoru, Yahiko, Misao, Kenshin and Soujiro walking down the second floor hallway with backpacks weighing down what use to be their backsides)
Kaoru: (panting) Must we carry ALL of these books?
Ria: Oh yes!
Yahiko: But why do we need them all?
Ria: Oh shut up! This isn't a good story! Talking about books, geesh! I can't stand you runt.
Yahiko: What did you call me?!?! (Drops his backpack and it falls through the floor and the basement causing it to rip open and reveal 18 tons inside)
Ria: oops.
Misao: You tricked us!!!
Ria: ok, ok, fine! Take these real backpacks! (Hands them all real backpacks)
Kenshin: Oooorrrroooooooooooo! (Kenshin falls through the ground right where Yahiko dropped his bag)
Kaoru: Kenshin!
Ria: Yup. Those are our school bags! You can tell our school cares so much about future arthritis back pains!
(Scene changes to Sanosuke in a classroom with Megumi. The children are staring at them blankly)
Kid 1: Why is he just standing there staring at the window?
Kid 2: Because of the squirrels you idiot!
Kid 1: Why would he be afraid of squirrels? He's so tall! Too bad about that hair though.
Sanosuke: (Stares at window and begins to shiver has the squirrel stares back) the horror, the squirrels, the horror, the squirrels, the ho-(Megumi hits him over the head)
Megumi: Will you be quiet?!?! We are teaching teenagers here!
Sanosuke: They look more like runts to me.
Class: We heard that!
Sanosuke: Well you are! You're just a bunch of small mindless little brats!
Class: Oh yeah? Well, we may be small, but we'd like to ask you a few questions!
Sanosuke: Ok, shoot. There's nothing I can't handle!
Class: What is the solution to seven over zero?
Sanosuke: Umm...
Class: Define Fascism, Capitalism, Communism, Socialism and Nazism!
Sanosuke: Er. (begins to sweat)
Class: And in the play 'Twelfth Night' written by William Shakespeare, who said in the very beginning, 'If music be the food of love, play on'?
Sanosuke: I.um.er. (Begins to sweat insanely) I DON'T KNOW!!! AAAAAAHH! (Curls up into feeble position in the corner of the room while sucking his thumb)
Megumi: Well, that's something you don't see everyday.
(scene changes to Ria and the others outside of a room with stickers and posters on it)
Kaoru: What is this room?
Ria: You'll find out soon enough.
Soujiro: Why are there poor drawings and horrible posters on the front?
Ria: Oh yeah! Hollie likes to decorate.
All: Hollie?
Yahiko: Is he another one of your freaky friends?
Ria: They are not freaky! They just have identification issues. (MyrMyr comes up behind them and starts to caw) And, no. He is not one of my friends. He's my teacher! My Geography teacher!
Kenshin: Geography?
Ria: Don't worry. You'll find out soon enough. (They enter the door. Posters cartoons and books line the walls as they all begin to sit down at the desks next to the other students)
Hollie: Ria, you know what I said about tardiness right? And who are your friends?
Ria: They're um, uh, people!
Hollie: Well, yes. I know they're people!
Kid in the back of class: She doesn't have to tell you if she doesn't want to!
Hollie: Oh really?
KITBOC: Yeah!
Hollie: ok then, I guess I have no choice. (gets up from his desk)
MyrMyr: What are you gonna do Hollie? Throw him out the window or something?
Class: (silent) (Hollie picks up KITBOC and throws him out the window and onto the concrete)
Kaoru: What a cruel man!
Ria: sshh!!
Misao: Why should we be queit!
Ria: Because I've rigged it so that he's not going to call on anyone but you guys! Hehehe
Kaoru: how can-you know what. I'm not going to bother.
Ria: good!
Hollie: (walks up to where Soujiro is sitting) Well, young man, what is your name?
Soujiro: Soujiro, sir.
Hollie: (Picks up Soujiro and flings him across the room) That's for having such a weird name! (Turns to Kaoru) Now miss, what is your name?
Kaoru: (looks more frightened than she did with the squirrels) umm, Sarah.
All except Hollie: SARAH?!?!?!?!
Kaoru: (whispers) at least it's normal!
Kenshin: I think your name is just fine the way it is Ms. Kaoru.
Kaoru: (blushes) Thank You.
Ria: YES!!!! FLUFF!!! Monigue will be very pleased.hehehe.
Hollie: hem hem, well, Ms. Sarah, can you tell me the capital of Japan?
Kaoru: That's easy. Kyoto!
Hollie: I'm sorry, no. As punishment, you must sit in a corner and read this to yourself. (hands her a 4000 page book titled, 'A Romance of Megumi and Kenshin'
Kaoru: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I would rather die!!! (throws the book at his head. The entire class goes silent)
Hollie: Well then, I would never want to hurt a lady; so, (Hollie reaches over and puts a mind controller on her head. Her eyes become blank and she begins to say the same phrase over and over again.)
Kaoru: Megumi and Kenshin belong together. Megumi and Kenshin belong together. Megumi and Kenshin belong together. Megumi and Kenshin belong together. Megumi and Kenshin belong together.
Yahiko: Now that's just freaky!
(Scene changes to an 8th grade classroom where Aoshi is being attacked by 8th graders with history books chanting, 'Carpe Aoshi' and Saito is being attacked by squirrels and penguins that seemed to come out of no where.) (Scene changes back)
Ria: hehehe, I bet they're having fun!
Misao: What did you say?
Ria: Oh nothing!
Yahiko: *sweat drop* (looks around and sees Soujiro on the other end of the room, Kaoru shouting off stupid phrases and KITBOC on the pavement outside) Um, Ria? I want out!
Ria: Oh! So the little runt is scared, is that it?
Yahiko: (begins to twitch) I hate you.
Ria: YAY!!! My life's dream has now been completed! But there is still something missing, oh yeah! (Snaps her fingers and Kurama, Hiei and Yusuke appear in the middle of the room wearing dress code for boys except for Kurama who is wearing the one for girls) Oops! You just look so much like a girl I kinda messed up! (snaps fingers again and regular clothes appear on Kurama)
Yusuke: Where are we?
All: Oh God! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: Megumi and Kenshin belong together. Megumi and Kenshin belong together. Megumi and Kenshin belong together.
What will happen to Yahiko, Misao and Kenshin? Will they be able to survive, the Hollie? And will Aoshi and Saito be able to escape the claws of the squirrels, penguins and distraught adolescents? And will Sanosuke ever be able to get out of his feeble position? And what will happen to the sudden addition to the cast? Tune in next chapter and find out!
(Scene starts with Ria, Kaoru, Yahiko, Misao, Kenshin and Soujiro walking down the second floor hallway with backpacks weighing down what use to be their backsides)
Kaoru: (panting) Must we carry ALL of these books?
Ria: Oh yes!
Yahiko: But why do we need them all?
Ria: Oh shut up! This isn't a good story! Talking about books, geesh! I can't stand you runt.
Yahiko: What did you call me?!?! (Drops his backpack and it falls through the floor and the basement causing it to rip open and reveal 18 tons inside)
Ria: oops.
Misao: You tricked us!!!
Ria: ok, ok, fine! Take these real backpacks! (Hands them all real backpacks)
Kenshin: Oooorrrroooooooooooo! (Kenshin falls through the ground right where Yahiko dropped his bag)
Kaoru: Kenshin!
Ria: Yup. Those are our school bags! You can tell our school cares so much about future arthritis back pains!
(Scene changes to Sanosuke in a classroom with Megumi. The children are staring at them blankly)
Kid 1: Why is he just standing there staring at the window?
Kid 2: Because of the squirrels you idiot!
Kid 1: Why would he be afraid of squirrels? He's so tall! Too bad about that hair though.
Sanosuke: (Stares at window and begins to shiver has the squirrel stares back) the horror, the squirrels, the horror, the squirrels, the ho-(Megumi hits him over the head)
Megumi: Will you be quiet?!?! We are teaching teenagers here!
Sanosuke: They look more like runts to me.
Class: We heard that!
Sanosuke: Well you are! You're just a bunch of small mindless little brats!
Class: Oh yeah? Well, we may be small, but we'd like to ask you a few questions!
Sanosuke: Ok, shoot. There's nothing I can't handle!
Class: What is the solution to seven over zero?
Sanosuke: Umm...
Class: Define Fascism, Capitalism, Communism, Socialism and Nazism!
Sanosuke: Er. (begins to sweat)
Class: And in the play 'Twelfth Night' written by William Shakespeare, who said in the very beginning, 'If music be the food of love, play on'?
Sanosuke: I.um.er. (Begins to sweat insanely) I DON'T KNOW!!! AAAAAAHH! (Curls up into feeble position in the corner of the room while sucking his thumb)
Megumi: Well, that's something you don't see everyday.
(scene changes to Ria and the others outside of a room with stickers and posters on it)
Kaoru: What is this room?
Ria: You'll find out soon enough.
Soujiro: Why are there poor drawings and horrible posters on the front?
Ria: Oh yeah! Hollie likes to decorate.
All: Hollie?
Yahiko: Is he another one of your freaky friends?
Ria: They are not freaky! They just have identification issues. (MyrMyr comes up behind them and starts to caw) And, no. He is not one of my friends. He's my teacher! My Geography teacher!
Kenshin: Geography?
Ria: Don't worry. You'll find out soon enough. (They enter the door. Posters cartoons and books line the walls as they all begin to sit down at the desks next to the other students)
Hollie: Ria, you know what I said about tardiness right? And who are your friends?
Ria: They're um, uh, people!
Hollie: Well, yes. I know they're people!
Kid in the back of class: She doesn't have to tell you if she doesn't want to!
Hollie: Oh really?
KITBOC: Yeah!
Hollie: ok then, I guess I have no choice. (gets up from his desk)
MyrMyr: What are you gonna do Hollie? Throw him out the window or something?
Class: (silent) (Hollie picks up KITBOC and throws him out the window and onto the concrete)
Kaoru: What a cruel man!
Ria: sshh!!
Misao: Why should we be queit!
Ria: Because I've rigged it so that he's not going to call on anyone but you guys! Hehehe
Kaoru: how can-you know what. I'm not going to bother.
Ria: good!
Hollie: (walks up to where Soujiro is sitting) Well, young man, what is your name?
Soujiro: Soujiro, sir.
Hollie: (Picks up Soujiro and flings him across the room) That's for having such a weird name! (Turns to Kaoru) Now miss, what is your name?
Kaoru: (looks more frightened than she did with the squirrels) umm, Sarah.
All except Hollie: SARAH?!?!?!?!
Kaoru: (whispers) at least it's normal!
Kenshin: I think your name is just fine the way it is Ms. Kaoru.
Kaoru: (blushes) Thank You.
Ria: YES!!!! FLUFF!!! Monigue will be very pleased.hehehe.
Hollie: hem hem, well, Ms. Sarah, can you tell me the capital of Japan?
Kaoru: That's easy. Kyoto!
Hollie: I'm sorry, no. As punishment, you must sit in a corner and read this to yourself. (hands her a 4000 page book titled, 'A Romance of Megumi and Kenshin'
Kaoru: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I would rather die!!! (throws the book at his head. The entire class goes silent)
Hollie: Well then, I would never want to hurt a lady; so, (Hollie reaches over and puts a mind controller on her head. Her eyes become blank and she begins to say the same phrase over and over again.)
Kaoru: Megumi and Kenshin belong together. Megumi and Kenshin belong together. Megumi and Kenshin belong together. Megumi and Kenshin belong together. Megumi and Kenshin belong together.
Yahiko: Now that's just freaky!
(Scene changes to an 8th grade classroom where Aoshi is being attacked by 8th graders with history books chanting, 'Carpe Aoshi' and Saito is being attacked by squirrels and penguins that seemed to come out of no where.) (Scene changes back)
Ria: hehehe, I bet they're having fun!
Misao: What did you say?
Ria: Oh nothing!
Yahiko: *sweat drop* (looks around and sees Soujiro on the other end of the room, Kaoru shouting off stupid phrases and KITBOC on the pavement outside) Um, Ria? I want out!
Ria: Oh! So the little runt is scared, is that it?
Yahiko: (begins to twitch) I hate you.
Ria: YAY!!! My life's dream has now been completed! But there is still something missing, oh yeah! (Snaps her fingers and Kurama, Hiei and Yusuke appear in the middle of the room wearing dress code for boys except for Kurama who is wearing the one for girls) Oops! You just look so much like a girl I kinda messed up! (snaps fingers again and regular clothes appear on Kurama)
Yusuke: Where are we?
All: Oh God! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: Megumi and Kenshin belong together. Megumi and Kenshin belong together. Megumi and Kenshin belong together.
What will happen to Yahiko, Misao and Kenshin? Will they be able to survive, the Hollie? And will Aoshi and Saito be able to escape the claws of the squirrels, penguins and distraught adolescents? And will Sanosuke ever be able to get out of his feeble position? And what will happen to the sudden addition to the cast? Tune in next chapter and find out!