Disclaimer: (see last chapter) MUAHAHAHAHA! I'm surprised you people are
still here! You must have absolutely no life what so ever! Anyway, here ya
go!
(Scene starts off with Megumi in the classroom playing chess with a kid named Zwanzi and Sanosuke is still in the corner sucking his thumb)
Megumi: (makes a move) Ah ha! I bet you can't get out of that one!
Zwanzi: (makes another move) well, I think that's a checkmate!
Megumi: No way! You cheated! There was no way you could get around that move! It was flawless!
Zwanzi: Well, I won anyway, so, tough luck.
Megumi: Grrr! Sano, I've had it! That's the 17th time that kid has beaten me in this game! Let's go meet up with the others in the castle where they have lunch! Grrr!!
Sanosuke: I don't know. I'm stupid. The squirrels. The horror. I don't know. (Sucks his thumb as Megumi drags him out of the room)
Megumi: Class dismissed!
Zwanzi: (says to another kid) She was really mean.
Kid: You mean she was a-
(Scene changes to Hollie's classroom)
Ria: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! No Profanity!!! NOOOOOOOO!!
Yahiko: What are you talking about?
Ria: Uh, nothing! Absolutely nothing! Heh heh! (snaps her fingers)
(Scene changes back to other classroom and a piece of tape appears over the kid's mouth that says 'Complements of Ria's fanfiction. We hope you enjoy your sudden language block. Please hold while we scan your mind and erase any unwanted words that could cause this fanfiction to become PG-13. Thank you.' on it. Suddenly, elevator music plays in the background.)
Zwanzi: That's protective!
Other kid in class: No, that's captivity!
(Scene changes back to Hollies classroom)
Ria: Yay! No Profanity! Just the way I like it! Now, who to torture this time? (Looks around at the remaining Misao, Yahiko, Kenshin, Kurama, Yusuke and Hiei.) Oh! Ok. Hiei? We will meet you in the Castle for lunch. (snaps her fingers and Hiei disappears)
Yusuke: Why did he get to go?
Ria: Because he's hot! Duh! Now, I have a friends' code to honor so I won't be doing too much to Kurama. Do you like that Melissa?
Misao: Who?
Ria: Oh, never mind. Anyway, who shall I torture next? Hmmm. Ah! Of course! Misao!
Misao: Why me?!
Ria: I don't know! I'm only thirteen! I just guessed!
Misao: Great.
Ria: Oki Doki then! (snaps her fingers and Hollie comes over to Misao)
Hollie: Well, what is your name then?
Misao: Um, Misao. (covers her head as if she were being bombed)
Hollie: Ah. What a nice name!
Misao: Phew!
Hollie: Anyway, here is a question; do you love Aoshi?
Misao: (blushes) What does that have to do with Geography?
Ria: Everything. In this room at least.
Misao: OK! OK! I DO! OK? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?! (misao blushes and begins to tremble)
Hollie: I'm sorry. Well then, I guess I have no choice. (claps his hands together and the 8th graders that were attacking Aoshi, throw him out the window and into the bushes where the rabbits live. The rabbits begin to attack him.)
Misao: No! Aoshi! (To Hollie) Why did you do that to him?! He never did anything to you! Why I outta-(Pulls out her mini knives from her hands and tries to throw them, but she just drops them on the floor) What happened?!?!
Ria: Um, hello? No violence! You all have the same strength as Yahiko! And believe me, that's NOTHING!
Misao: Yeah, I guess your right.
Yahiko: HEY!
Hollie: And, if that wasn't enough, than I might just have to-(he grabs her and puts her into a machine that came out of no where with a label that says 'Dress-up machine. Courtesy of Ria's fanfiction.')
Kenshin: Um, Miss Ria?
Ria: I just love the way that sounds!
Kenshin: Where exactly do you get all of these things?
Ria: Internet. And the North Pole. The Penguins make them. They're quite good at it too. I think because Keltic trained them.
Kenshin: Right.
(Misao comes out of the machine dressed as Koenma in baby form)
Misao: What am I exactly?
Ria: um, well, you really don't wanna know.
Misao: I never do.
(Kurama, Yusuke and Yahiko all let out in fits of laughter)
Yusuke: You look just like him too! Haha!
Misao: I hate you, Ria.
Ria: YAY! Two down, a lot to go!
(Scene changes to Saito in the room with the 8th graders, the squirrels and the penguins)
Saito: GET OFF ME!!! Why is it that I'm the only one who ever gets attacked by squirrels?!?!
8th graders: Carpe Saito!!! Carpe Saito!!! Carpe Saito!!! Carpe Saito!!! Carpe Saito!!!
Ria: Ok. I think that's enough. (snaps fingers and Saito appears in the castle with Hiei, Megumi and Sano who is still in feeble position)
Hiei: Oh great. Another one. Where is that Ria girl anyway? The very attrac- I mean the girl that sent us here! Where is she?
Saito: I don't know! I don't know anything! I've just been being attacked by random creatures for the past month! Those stupid squir-
Megumi: NO! Don't say that word! Sanosuke will get angry again!
Sanosuke: The horror. The squirrels. The horror.
(Scene changes back to Hollies classroom.)
Ria: You know what? This is getting boring. Yahiko, Kenshin, Kurama, Yusuke, Koenma- I mean Misao. We're going to the castle to meet up with everybody!
Yahiko: What about Kaoru, Soujiro and Aoshi?
Ria: They're coming too! YAY!
Kaoru: Megumi and Kenshin belong together.
(Scene changes to everyone in the castle back to the way they were except for Misao who is still in the Koenma costume)
Misao: Why can't I change back?
Ria: Because you just look so cute! Anyway, now that everyone is here, I'd like to send in my friends before we go to the second half of the fanfiction!
All: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Ria: YES!!! Guys, come on in! (Suddenly, Monigue, Myrmyr, Keltic and Anti- ring appear in the door way)
Myrmyr: Hello, chalk!
Monigue: Good afternoon, my evil and sick minded voodoo dolls!
Anti-Ring: You all are liberal gore fanatics! ALL OF YOU!!! SUGAFLAJIMASALKULSTIRWENIKAVECHA!!!
Keltic: Hello, Saito. Do you like squirrels? They like you. And so do the penguins!
All: O_O
Ria: um, ok. I wasn't expecting that. But who cares! Go ahead guys!
(Suddenly, Monigue, Myrmyr, Keltic and Anti-Ring launch squirrels with flamethrowers, penguins with sai's and rabbits with zanza's to attack everybody but Ria, Hiei, Kenshin and Kaoru.)
Hiei: I have to admit. I admire you will to torture.
Ria: Thank you!
Hiei: And you friends have a sudden need for-what's the word-
Ria: destruction?
Hiei: Yes! That's it! But they're not as good as you. (Ria blushes and Hiei smiles)
Kaoru: Aaaaaww! Isn't that cute?
Kenshin: She must have a crush on him. Kind of like somebody I know. (He leans over and kisses Kaoru on the cheek.)
Ria: YES!!! FLUFF!!! I'm beginning to like fluff just as much as Monigue!
Hiei: How long are we going to be here?
Ria: Don't worry! This is only half way!
Hiei: Oh wonderful.
(Ria snaps her fingers and the animals stop attacking)
Ria: That will be all, my dear friends! (Friends walk away while the animals follow. Soujiro walks over to Ria.)
Soujiro: My dear Ria, when will we be able to sit for a while? (Soujiro smiles as well as Ria. Hiei looks jealous.)
Ria: I'm afraid never! ^-^ But, what I am sure of is that we are all going to my camp! YAY!
All: Is it worse?
Ria: Much. Oh! And, Kurama and Kenshin? Watch out for Melissa. Touya (who just appeared in the middle of the room) and Sano? Watch out for 'Eneth. And for all of you, watch out for Crazy.
All: Why?
Ria: You don't wanna know.
Hiei: Don't worry Ria. I'll protect you. (Begins to hug and embrace her)
Ria: YES! And the cool part is, I'm not controlling him! ^-^
What will happen to the cast when they switch over to the camp? Will they meet new horrors? Will they be able to survive the camp counselors? Especially, Bill? *cough Bob cough* And will the fluff continue? Find out in the next chapter!
Authors Note: I'm really sorry this is so long. And it's pretty boring too. Please don't hurt me! I try! I really do! I'm new at this! *sniff*
(Scene starts off with Megumi in the classroom playing chess with a kid named Zwanzi and Sanosuke is still in the corner sucking his thumb)
Megumi: (makes a move) Ah ha! I bet you can't get out of that one!
Zwanzi: (makes another move) well, I think that's a checkmate!
Megumi: No way! You cheated! There was no way you could get around that move! It was flawless!
Zwanzi: Well, I won anyway, so, tough luck.
Megumi: Grrr! Sano, I've had it! That's the 17th time that kid has beaten me in this game! Let's go meet up with the others in the castle where they have lunch! Grrr!!
Sanosuke: I don't know. I'm stupid. The squirrels. The horror. I don't know. (Sucks his thumb as Megumi drags him out of the room)
Megumi: Class dismissed!
Zwanzi: (says to another kid) She was really mean.
Kid: You mean she was a-
(Scene changes to Hollie's classroom)
Ria: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! No Profanity!!! NOOOOOOOO!!
Yahiko: What are you talking about?
Ria: Uh, nothing! Absolutely nothing! Heh heh! (snaps her fingers)
(Scene changes back to other classroom and a piece of tape appears over the kid's mouth that says 'Complements of Ria's fanfiction. We hope you enjoy your sudden language block. Please hold while we scan your mind and erase any unwanted words that could cause this fanfiction to become PG-13. Thank you.' on it. Suddenly, elevator music plays in the background.)
Zwanzi: That's protective!
Other kid in class: No, that's captivity!
(Scene changes back to Hollies classroom)
Ria: Yay! No Profanity! Just the way I like it! Now, who to torture this time? (Looks around at the remaining Misao, Yahiko, Kenshin, Kurama, Yusuke and Hiei.) Oh! Ok. Hiei? We will meet you in the Castle for lunch. (snaps her fingers and Hiei disappears)
Yusuke: Why did he get to go?
Ria: Because he's hot! Duh! Now, I have a friends' code to honor so I won't be doing too much to Kurama. Do you like that Melissa?
Misao: Who?
Ria: Oh, never mind. Anyway, who shall I torture next? Hmmm. Ah! Of course! Misao!
Misao: Why me?!
Ria: I don't know! I'm only thirteen! I just guessed!
Misao: Great.
Ria: Oki Doki then! (snaps her fingers and Hollie comes over to Misao)
Hollie: Well, what is your name then?
Misao: Um, Misao. (covers her head as if she were being bombed)
Hollie: Ah. What a nice name!
Misao: Phew!
Hollie: Anyway, here is a question; do you love Aoshi?
Misao: (blushes) What does that have to do with Geography?
Ria: Everything. In this room at least.
Misao: OK! OK! I DO! OK? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?! (misao blushes and begins to tremble)
Hollie: I'm sorry. Well then, I guess I have no choice. (claps his hands together and the 8th graders that were attacking Aoshi, throw him out the window and into the bushes where the rabbits live. The rabbits begin to attack him.)
Misao: No! Aoshi! (To Hollie) Why did you do that to him?! He never did anything to you! Why I outta-(Pulls out her mini knives from her hands and tries to throw them, but she just drops them on the floor) What happened?!?!
Ria: Um, hello? No violence! You all have the same strength as Yahiko! And believe me, that's NOTHING!
Misao: Yeah, I guess your right.
Yahiko: HEY!
Hollie: And, if that wasn't enough, than I might just have to-(he grabs her and puts her into a machine that came out of no where with a label that says 'Dress-up machine. Courtesy of Ria's fanfiction.')
Kenshin: Um, Miss Ria?
Ria: I just love the way that sounds!
Kenshin: Where exactly do you get all of these things?
Ria: Internet. And the North Pole. The Penguins make them. They're quite good at it too. I think because Keltic trained them.
Kenshin: Right.
(Misao comes out of the machine dressed as Koenma in baby form)
Misao: What am I exactly?
Ria: um, well, you really don't wanna know.
Misao: I never do.
(Kurama, Yusuke and Yahiko all let out in fits of laughter)
Yusuke: You look just like him too! Haha!
Misao: I hate you, Ria.
Ria: YAY! Two down, a lot to go!
(Scene changes to Saito in the room with the 8th graders, the squirrels and the penguins)
Saito: GET OFF ME!!! Why is it that I'm the only one who ever gets attacked by squirrels?!?!
8th graders: Carpe Saito!!! Carpe Saito!!! Carpe Saito!!! Carpe Saito!!! Carpe Saito!!!
Ria: Ok. I think that's enough. (snaps fingers and Saito appears in the castle with Hiei, Megumi and Sano who is still in feeble position)
Hiei: Oh great. Another one. Where is that Ria girl anyway? The very attrac- I mean the girl that sent us here! Where is she?
Saito: I don't know! I don't know anything! I've just been being attacked by random creatures for the past month! Those stupid squir-
Megumi: NO! Don't say that word! Sanosuke will get angry again!
Sanosuke: The horror. The squirrels. The horror.
(Scene changes back to Hollies classroom.)
Ria: You know what? This is getting boring. Yahiko, Kenshin, Kurama, Yusuke, Koenma- I mean Misao. We're going to the castle to meet up with everybody!
Yahiko: What about Kaoru, Soujiro and Aoshi?
Ria: They're coming too! YAY!
Kaoru: Megumi and Kenshin belong together.
(Scene changes to everyone in the castle back to the way they were except for Misao who is still in the Koenma costume)
Misao: Why can't I change back?
Ria: Because you just look so cute! Anyway, now that everyone is here, I'd like to send in my friends before we go to the second half of the fanfiction!
All: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Ria: YES!!! Guys, come on in! (Suddenly, Monigue, Myrmyr, Keltic and Anti- ring appear in the door way)
Myrmyr: Hello, chalk!
Monigue: Good afternoon, my evil and sick minded voodoo dolls!
Anti-Ring: You all are liberal gore fanatics! ALL OF YOU!!! SUGAFLAJIMASALKULSTIRWENIKAVECHA!!!
Keltic: Hello, Saito. Do you like squirrels? They like you. And so do the penguins!
All: O_O
Ria: um, ok. I wasn't expecting that. But who cares! Go ahead guys!
(Suddenly, Monigue, Myrmyr, Keltic and Anti-Ring launch squirrels with flamethrowers, penguins with sai's and rabbits with zanza's to attack everybody but Ria, Hiei, Kenshin and Kaoru.)
Hiei: I have to admit. I admire you will to torture.
Ria: Thank you!
Hiei: And you friends have a sudden need for-what's the word-
Ria: destruction?
Hiei: Yes! That's it! But they're not as good as you. (Ria blushes and Hiei smiles)
Kaoru: Aaaaaww! Isn't that cute?
Kenshin: She must have a crush on him. Kind of like somebody I know. (He leans over and kisses Kaoru on the cheek.)
Ria: YES!!! FLUFF!!! I'm beginning to like fluff just as much as Monigue!
Hiei: How long are we going to be here?
Ria: Don't worry! This is only half way!
Hiei: Oh wonderful.
(Ria snaps her fingers and the animals stop attacking)
Ria: That will be all, my dear friends! (Friends walk away while the animals follow. Soujiro walks over to Ria.)
Soujiro: My dear Ria, when will we be able to sit for a while? (Soujiro smiles as well as Ria. Hiei looks jealous.)
Ria: I'm afraid never! ^-^ But, what I am sure of is that we are all going to my camp! YAY!
All: Is it worse?
Ria: Much. Oh! And, Kurama and Kenshin? Watch out for Melissa. Touya (who just appeared in the middle of the room) and Sano? Watch out for 'Eneth. And for all of you, watch out for Crazy.
All: Why?
Ria: You don't wanna know.
Hiei: Don't worry Ria. I'll protect you. (Begins to hug and embrace her)
Ria: YES! And the cool part is, I'm not controlling him! ^-^
What will happen to the cast when they switch over to the camp? Will they meet new horrors? Will they be able to survive the camp counselors? Especially, Bill? *cough Bob cough* And will the fluff continue? Find out in the next chapter!
Authors Note: I'm really sorry this is so long. And it's pretty boring too. Please don't hurt me! I try! I really do! I'm new at this! *sniff*