Disclaimer: (see last chapter) I just want to say sorry to you people that
are still reading this awful story. I have great pity on you. *sniff* Oh.
And I'm too lazy to write 'Sanosuke' anymore so I'm just going to write
'Sano' because I'm sick. *mumbles to herself* Stupid cold. It's the summer!
I'm not supposed to have a cold!
'Hell hath no wrath like a pissed off teenager.'
(Scene begins with all of the characters riding on the school bus to camp. All of them are back in their regular outfits again but that will soon change, Bwahahaha!)
Sano: Where exactly are we going?
Ria: The second half of my fan fiction, stupid!
Sano: Well, where is that?
Ria: um, well, ok. I'll tell you. I'm going to have to go over a few safety rules too. Ok. We're going to my camp!
All: O_O
Ria: Nobles Day Camp! Anyway, safety rule #1: Remember when I said whom to watch out for? I meant it! And make sure you don't stare at anyone directly in the eye. You don't wanna know what they will begin to think.
Saito: They?
Ria: My camp friends.
Yusuke: How many friends do you have?
Ria: Um, (counts in her head and has to use her fingers over and over again to help) around 400.
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ria: Anyway, safety rule #2: Never run. Never walk fast. If they follow you, they won't stop and there is nothing you can do. #3: In case of an emergency, in which one of them might start to suffocate you, use these. (hands them all sledge hammers)
Kurama: This seems kind of violent, don't you think?
Ria: **I just love the way he talks! ** Well, I would have to agree with you, but this is for drastic measures only. (pause) Ah! We're here! Ok. Quickly, follow my lead, ok? I'm in the 8's group. Sano, Megumi, Aoshi and Saito, will be counselors over at the owls section of the camp.
Megumi: What are owls?
Ria: You don't wanna know.
Kenshin: And, what will happen to us, Miss Ria?
Ria: You will be attending camp activities with me! YAY!
Yahiko: This just keep getting better and better.
Ria: Oh yeah! Yahiko, you're ten, right?
Yahiko: Yeah, so?
Ria: hehehe, you'll be spending the day with my friend's brother.
Yahiko: how is he?
Ria: um, no comment. Actually, that would be too cruel. I won't do that. Anyway, be prepared.
(All the cast members get off the bus and onto the field.)
Ria: Kurama, Kenshin? This is Melissa. (points to a girl with an empty bucket of sugar in her hands.) If you want to live, keep her away from sugar. Touya, Sano? This is 'Eneth. (Points to a girl with an 'I Love LOTR' shirt on) Make sure you don't bring up Lord of the Rings. Trust me. She will not stop breathing until you do. And the rest of you? This is Crazy. (Points to a girl with crazy legs, crazy eyes and has a squirrel under her shirt.) The squirrels name is Jimmy. Watch out for it. If you hear a cawing noise, it's NOT a bird.
All: O_O
Ria: I love that face! Ok, Sano, Megumi, Aoshi and Saito? Keep walking up the hill until you see a bunch of two to four year olds shouting your names.
Hiei: Do you mean to tell me that they will be taking care of little children?
Ria: Yup!
Hiei: I like it. Very well planned.
Ria: I know. Isn't it? Anyway, who do I have left? Kenshin, Kaoru, Misao, Yahiko, Soujiro, Touya, Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei. Hmmm. This is going to be fun! Ok, let's see, what is first on the agenda, ah yes! Oh. (starts to laugh)
Soujiro: What is it?
Ria: Oh. *chuckle* It's just, well, Gymnastics.
Guys: O_O*
Ria: Ok, ok. Well, there is Frolf.
Yusuke: What's frolf?
Ria: It's something my camp made up. I don't like it very much. It's Frisbee Golf.
Hiei: Why don't you like it?
Ria: Um, that's really not important! So, it's settled. Yahiko, Yusuke, Touya and Hiei will go to frolf and Kaoru, Misao, Kenshin, Kurama, Soujiro and I, will go to Gymnastics! Bye! (snaps her fingers and everyone appears where they are suppose to be)
(Scene starts in the Gymnastics room with K+K, Kurama, Misao and Soujiro all getting ready)
Misao: What exactly are we suppose to do?
Ria: Run, climb and live, if you can.
Kaoru: Oh. Well, that's very uplifting.
Ria: Lets start with Climb! Whoever can climb the net wall first, wins.
Kenshin: I suppose I'll do it, that I will.
Kurama: I will challenge you then.
Ria: Yes! Ready, set, GO!
(They begin to climb the wall with Kenshin in the lead and Kurama close behind.)
Kenshin: You are fast, that you are. But I'm afraid not fast enough!
(Reaches the top before Kurama)
Kurama: You will pay dearly!
(Kurama transforms into Yoko Kurama and Kenshin turns into Battousai.)
Melissa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! BA- BA- BAT- and then YO- YO- YO- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! (Melissa faints)
Ria: oops. I should have seen that coming! Sorry guys. As you can see, Melissa enjoys, well, you two. (points to Kenshin and Kurama who have changed back to their regular forms.) Anyway, while she is cooling off, lets move on, shall we?
(Scene changes to the 'Owls Nest' where Sano, Megumi, Aoshi and Saito are being bombarded by two to four year olds.)
Sano: GET THEM OFF ME!!!
Saito: AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT SQUIRRELS!!!
Aoshi: I think you spoke too soon. (points to the window where hundreds of squirrels are looking at Saito.)
Saito: Oh, Damn.
Megumi: NO SWEARING! Ria will get mad at all of us if you do! (To kid on her shoulder) Hey! Get off me you little brat! (Everything goes silent)
Toddler: Don't caw us bwats! We wiw huwt you bwad!
Sano: Yeah right! What can you do to us?
Megumi: Remember when you said that to the seventh graders?
Sano: Yeah.
Megumi: Remember what happened to you?
Sano: Oh.
(The toddlers inch closer and closer to them until they reach their feet and start to swarm them.)
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Scene changes to Frolf area with Hiei, Yahiko, Yusuke and Touya are trying to play Frolf. Yahiko throws a Frisbee and lands out of bounds.)
Yahiko: NO WAY! That is the fifth time I've done that! I stink at this game.
Yusuke: Can't argue with that!
Yahiko: HEY!
Yusuke: (Shouts to Hiei who is sitting under a tree.) Hey Hiei! C'mon over! If I can beat this little runt, I know you can!
Yahiko: Why I outta-
(Suddenly, a man appears named Bill with a counselor shirt on.)
Bill: What is going on here?!?!?
Touya: They were just playing a simple game. No harm done.
Bill: Don't talk back at me!
Hiei: I think he has the right to talk back to whomever he wants!
Bill: Oh yeah?! Well, shorty, you're not participating! You can't just come to camp and not participate! You must participate! NOW!
Hiei: I'm afraid I can't do that.
Bill: Oh! And why not?!
Hiei: Because I can do whatever I please.
Bill: Oh really. Ok then! (Picks up Hiei and throws him down next to Touya.) Ready?
Touya: Ready for what?
(Suddenly, Bill unleashes fire from his mouth causing Hiei and Touya to burn.)
Hiei: (still burnt) Now we know why Ria didn't want to come to Frolf.
Yusuke: Why is it that every time we're away from her, you always start talking about Ria! Hmmm?
Hiei: (Blush) That's none of your business, you selfish little scum bag!
Yahiko: Hey! Don't call him that!
Hiei: That goes the same for you, shorty!
Yahiko: SHORTY??!?! I'm a shorty?!? Than what are you?
Hiei: (Looks like he's about to kill and inches closer and closer to Yahiko.)
Yahiko: No! Please, NOOOOOOOO!!!
(scene changes back to gymnastics.)
Ria: I know there isn't supposed to be any violence, but Hiei is just so cute and well, I don't like Yahiko very much.
Kaoru: Is she talking to herself again?
Misao: Looks like it!
Kaoru: She needs someone who can help her get her life on track. And someone to help her let us out of here!
Misao: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Kaoru: I think so, but where did you come up with it?
Misao: Too much time with Monigue.
Kaoru: Ah.
What could Misao and Kaoru be planning to do to Ria? Could the camp friends be planning something too? Will Megumi and the gang be able to take on toddlers? And will Melissa ever wake up? Find out next chapter!
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'Hell hath no wrath like a pissed off teenager.'
(Scene begins with all of the characters riding on the school bus to camp. All of them are back in their regular outfits again but that will soon change, Bwahahaha!)
Sano: Where exactly are we going?
Ria: The second half of my fan fiction, stupid!
Sano: Well, where is that?
Ria: um, well, ok. I'll tell you. I'm going to have to go over a few safety rules too. Ok. We're going to my camp!
All: O_O
Ria: Nobles Day Camp! Anyway, safety rule #1: Remember when I said whom to watch out for? I meant it! And make sure you don't stare at anyone directly in the eye. You don't wanna know what they will begin to think.
Saito: They?
Ria: My camp friends.
Yusuke: How many friends do you have?
Ria: Um, (counts in her head and has to use her fingers over and over again to help) around 400.
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ria: Anyway, safety rule #2: Never run. Never walk fast. If they follow you, they won't stop and there is nothing you can do. #3: In case of an emergency, in which one of them might start to suffocate you, use these. (hands them all sledge hammers)
Kurama: This seems kind of violent, don't you think?
Ria: **I just love the way he talks! ** Well, I would have to agree with you, but this is for drastic measures only. (pause) Ah! We're here! Ok. Quickly, follow my lead, ok? I'm in the 8's group. Sano, Megumi, Aoshi and Saito, will be counselors over at the owls section of the camp.
Megumi: What are owls?
Ria: You don't wanna know.
Kenshin: And, what will happen to us, Miss Ria?
Ria: You will be attending camp activities with me! YAY!
Yahiko: This just keep getting better and better.
Ria: Oh yeah! Yahiko, you're ten, right?
Yahiko: Yeah, so?
Ria: hehehe, you'll be spending the day with my friend's brother.
Yahiko: how is he?
Ria: um, no comment. Actually, that would be too cruel. I won't do that. Anyway, be prepared.
(All the cast members get off the bus and onto the field.)
Ria: Kurama, Kenshin? This is Melissa. (points to a girl with an empty bucket of sugar in her hands.) If you want to live, keep her away from sugar. Touya, Sano? This is 'Eneth. (Points to a girl with an 'I Love LOTR' shirt on) Make sure you don't bring up Lord of the Rings. Trust me. She will not stop breathing until you do. And the rest of you? This is Crazy. (Points to a girl with crazy legs, crazy eyes and has a squirrel under her shirt.) The squirrels name is Jimmy. Watch out for it. If you hear a cawing noise, it's NOT a bird.
All: O_O
Ria: I love that face! Ok, Sano, Megumi, Aoshi and Saito? Keep walking up the hill until you see a bunch of two to four year olds shouting your names.
Hiei: Do you mean to tell me that they will be taking care of little children?
Ria: Yup!
Hiei: I like it. Very well planned.
Ria: I know. Isn't it? Anyway, who do I have left? Kenshin, Kaoru, Misao, Yahiko, Soujiro, Touya, Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei. Hmmm. This is going to be fun! Ok, let's see, what is first on the agenda, ah yes! Oh. (starts to laugh)
Soujiro: What is it?
Ria: Oh. *chuckle* It's just, well, Gymnastics.
Guys: O_O*
Ria: Ok, ok. Well, there is Frolf.
Yusuke: What's frolf?
Ria: It's something my camp made up. I don't like it very much. It's Frisbee Golf.
Hiei: Why don't you like it?
Ria: Um, that's really not important! So, it's settled. Yahiko, Yusuke, Touya and Hiei will go to frolf and Kaoru, Misao, Kenshin, Kurama, Soujiro and I, will go to Gymnastics! Bye! (snaps her fingers and everyone appears where they are suppose to be)
(Scene starts in the Gymnastics room with K+K, Kurama, Misao and Soujiro all getting ready)
Misao: What exactly are we suppose to do?
Ria: Run, climb and live, if you can.
Kaoru: Oh. Well, that's very uplifting.
Ria: Lets start with Climb! Whoever can climb the net wall first, wins.
Kenshin: I suppose I'll do it, that I will.
Kurama: I will challenge you then.
Ria: Yes! Ready, set, GO!
(They begin to climb the wall with Kenshin in the lead and Kurama close behind.)
Kenshin: You are fast, that you are. But I'm afraid not fast enough!
(Reaches the top before Kurama)
Kurama: You will pay dearly!
(Kurama transforms into Yoko Kurama and Kenshin turns into Battousai.)
Melissa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! BA- BA- BAT- and then YO- YO- YO- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! (Melissa faints)
Ria: oops. I should have seen that coming! Sorry guys. As you can see, Melissa enjoys, well, you two. (points to Kenshin and Kurama who have changed back to their regular forms.) Anyway, while she is cooling off, lets move on, shall we?
(Scene changes to the 'Owls Nest' where Sano, Megumi, Aoshi and Saito are being bombarded by two to four year olds.)
Sano: GET THEM OFF ME!!!
Saito: AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT SQUIRRELS!!!
Aoshi: I think you spoke too soon. (points to the window where hundreds of squirrels are looking at Saito.)
Saito: Oh, Damn.
Megumi: NO SWEARING! Ria will get mad at all of us if you do! (To kid on her shoulder) Hey! Get off me you little brat! (Everything goes silent)
Toddler: Don't caw us bwats! We wiw huwt you bwad!
Sano: Yeah right! What can you do to us?
Megumi: Remember when you said that to the seventh graders?
Sano: Yeah.
Megumi: Remember what happened to you?
Sano: Oh.
(The toddlers inch closer and closer to them until they reach their feet and start to swarm them.)
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Scene changes to Frolf area with Hiei, Yahiko, Yusuke and Touya are trying to play Frolf. Yahiko throws a Frisbee and lands out of bounds.)
Yahiko: NO WAY! That is the fifth time I've done that! I stink at this game.
Yusuke: Can't argue with that!
Yahiko: HEY!
Yusuke: (Shouts to Hiei who is sitting under a tree.) Hey Hiei! C'mon over! If I can beat this little runt, I know you can!
Yahiko: Why I outta-
(Suddenly, a man appears named Bill with a counselor shirt on.)
Bill: What is going on here?!?!?
Touya: They were just playing a simple game. No harm done.
Bill: Don't talk back at me!
Hiei: I think he has the right to talk back to whomever he wants!
Bill: Oh yeah?! Well, shorty, you're not participating! You can't just come to camp and not participate! You must participate! NOW!
Hiei: I'm afraid I can't do that.
Bill: Oh! And why not?!
Hiei: Because I can do whatever I please.
Bill: Oh really. Ok then! (Picks up Hiei and throws him down next to Touya.) Ready?
Touya: Ready for what?
(Suddenly, Bill unleashes fire from his mouth causing Hiei and Touya to burn.)
Hiei: (still burnt) Now we know why Ria didn't want to come to Frolf.
Yusuke: Why is it that every time we're away from her, you always start talking about Ria! Hmmm?
Hiei: (Blush) That's none of your business, you selfish little scum bag!
Yahiko: Hey! Don't call him that!
Hiei: That goes the same for you, shorty!
Yahiko: SHORTY??!?! I'm a shorty?!? Than what are you?
Hiei: (Looks like he's about to kill and inches closer and closer to Yahiko.)
Yahiko: No! Please, NOOOOOOOO!!!
(scene changes back to gymnastics.)
Ria: I know there isn't supposed to be any violence, but Hiei is just so cute and well, I don't like Yahiko very much.
Kaoru: Is she talking to herself again?
Misao: Looks like it!
Kaoru: She needs someone who can help her get her life on track. And someone to help her let us out of here!
Misao: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Kaoru: I think so, but where did you come up with it?
Misao: Too much time with Monigue.
Kaoru: Ah.
What could Misao and Kaoru be planning to do to Ria? Could the camp friends be planning something too? Will Megumi and the gang be able to take on toddlers? And will Melissa ever wake up? Find out next chapter!
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