Disclaimer: see last chapter.

Sorry peeps! This is my last chapter of Nobles: Anime style! Sorry I haven't updated in like a month. I've been at Cape Cod drooling over Kai because BeyBlade is the only anime they have down there!!! **twitches**

And frankly, when cartoon network took off cowboy bebop, I was mad. When they took off YYH and replaced it with Cyborg 009, I was even madder! When they took off Inu-Yasha (even though they're bringing it back in September) I was through the roof! But when they took off RK and moved it to Saturdays, I was just disgusted. WHY DON'T THEY STOP MOVING THINGS AND JUST KEEP THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE?!?!?!?!?!!? **sweats madly and twitches**

Sorry about that. Well! Here ya go!

(Scene starts off in the owls nest where Sano, Megumi, Saito and Aoshi are still trying to escape the little kids)

Sano: GET OFF ME!!!!!

Crazy: (who just appeared in the middle of the room) There is only one way to do get them to stop!

Aoshi: Would you mind telling us?!?!?! They're starting to bite me!

Crazy: RANDY!!! STOP BITING HIM!!!!!!!! NO!!! RANDY!! DON'T EAT THE PASTE!!! I know! Let's play the Hoky Poky! Ok, Randy, hold my hand.

Randy: NO! Never! I don't wanna hold YOUR hand!!!

Crazy: O_O I got turned down by a three year old. Well! My work here is done! See ya!

Megumi: What about us?!

Crazy: Oh right! Ria wanted me to let you guys know, the you can go back to the bus if you want to.

Sano: Really? Wow! Monigue never did that!

Crazy: You always have so many questions! You must pay! (Picks up Sano and throws him into the closet where he is locked inside.) Have fun!

Sano: Hello? Anybody out there?

Megumi: Well! I guess we should head to the bus now, right?

Saito: What about Sano? (pause) Don't tell him I said that.

Megumi: Ssshh! If Crazy hears us, we could be next!

Saito: Oh right.

(Scene changes to nurses' office where Ria, Kenshin, Kaoru, Kurama, Misao and Soujiro are all crowded around Melissa)

Kurama: We didn't mean to make her faint like that!

Kenshin: Of course not! You don't think we did, do you Miss Ria?

Ria: NO! She does that a lot. She'll see a picture of Yoko Kurama and start to melt on the bus. She kinda looks drugged half the time when she is in her world.

Kenshin: What's in her world that would make her like this?

Ria: Do you really want me to answer that?

All but Ria: NO!!

Ria: I didn't think so.

Melissa: Wha- wha- where am I?

Ria: You're in the nurses office!

Melissa: what happened?

Ria: You fainted when you saw Yoko Kurama and Battousai.

Melissa: BA- BA- YO- YO- (faints again)

Ria: oops. Let's see how our Frolf friends are doing!

(Scene changes to Frolf where Hiei and Touya are burned and Yahiko and Yuusuke are scared out of their wits as Bill comes closer to them)

Bill: Look, if you're not going to participate, then GO HOME!

Yahiko: Please don't hurt us!

Bill: oh! I'll do more than that! I'm gonna-

(Sound of a kid falling over a metal bar)

Bill: JEFF! JEFF, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!?!?! DON'T LEAN ON THE RAILING! DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU A MILLION TIMES?!?!?! (To Yahiko) Sorry Kid. I'm gonna hafta postpone this thing. (Back to Jeff) WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??! NOT ONLY ARE YOU NOT PARTICIPATING BUT YOU'RE LEANING ON THE RAILING! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, HUH?

Touya: I guess we should go back to the bus now.

Yahiko: Good plan! (Looks like he's about to have a heart attack)

Hiei: I'll meet you there. I have some business to attend to at Gymnastics.

Yuusuke: Fine. Suit yourself.

(Scene changes to Squash Courts right outside of the nurses office) Everyone suddenly appears including Monigue, Myrmyr, Eneth, Melissa and Crazy.)

Yuusuke: What's this all about now that you have us all?

Ria: I must explain something to you. I am not like Monigue.

All: Phew!

Ria: But that doesn't mean I like games!

All: (fall over)

Ria: (holds out a hat) Now, there are nine squash courts. In this hat are little pieces of paper with numbers on them. Which ever number you get is the squash court you are going to be in. But there is a catch!

Misao: There's always a catch.

Ria: You and one other person will have the same number! You and that person will be locked inside the squash courts for ten minutes with the lights off!

All: O_O

Sano: (counting in his head) Hey! There are twenty of us and only nine squash courts!

Ria: That's right. The person who is paired with me will be staying outside of the courts observing your every move! Ok. Now choose.

(Everyone reaches into the hat and pulls out a number)

Ria: Ah! So, Yahiko's with Myrmyr. Yuusuke's with Crazy. (To Yuusuke) I'm sorry. Touya's with 'Eneth. Sano's with Megumi. What a shocker. Aoshi's with Misao. Kenshin's with Kaoru. Kurama's with Melissa. (To Kurama) You poor, poor thing. Soujiro's with Monigue. Hiei's with- oh! Hiei's with me. (Hiei and Ria turn bright red)

Yuusuke: Never thought I'd see that happen!

Saito: But wait! There's no one left! Who am I with?

Ria: Oh, there is someone.

Saito: Who?

Ria: Why, Jimmy of course!

Saito: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! When will the suffering end!!!!!!!!

Ria: Right. Ok then! Get into your courts!

(Everyone goes into their court and Ria goes and locks them all in)

Ria: Ready! Lights out! (Ria shuts off the light and it becomes pitch black)

Hiei: Umm, Ria? How are we suppose to see?

Ria: You have a Jagan eye, remember?

Hiei: But you gave be limited power. I can't use it.

Ria: Oh. Right. I'm sorry. Here. (hands him a pair of night vision goggles) These will help you!

(Hiei reaches out to grab the goggles but by mistake grabs Ria's hand)

Ria + Hiei: (blush)

Hiei: umm, uh, sorry about that.

Ria: uh, no problem!

(Both put on night vision goggles)

(Goes to first court where Yahiko and Myrmyr are. Looks in and sees they are both on opposite corners of the court)

Ria: (yawn) Boring. You two are free to go. (Snaps her fingers and they disappear) Who's next?

(Goes up to next one with Yuusuke and Crazy. Yuusuke is hanging onto the ceiling and Crazy is jumping up to get him)

Ria: CRAZY! HEAL!!

Crazy: CAW!

Ria: Right. You two can go. (Snaps her fingers and they disappear)

Hiei: You are very kind.

Ria: Thank you. (Blush) (Hiei leans down to kiss her)

Ria: I have died and gone to heaven!!! Everyone out! Go to where you want to be. I'm done with this fic. My life is now complete!

(Everyone leaves including Hiei)

Hiei: Goodbye! I shall see you again soon!

Ria: Bye! (Hiei disappears. A noise is coming from the closet) What?

(She opens the closet to find Sano inside)

Ria: Sano?

Sano: What?! You said go to where you want to be and when Crazy threw me in here, I kind of liked it!

Ria: umm, ok then. Bye! (Shuts the door on Sano's face while she moves over to the only court that wasn't opened.)

Saito: (trying to wrestle Jimmy) GET THIS THING OFF ME!!!

Jimmy: CAW!! Word up dawg! CAW!!

THE END

Authors Note: Give me a break! I know it's really bad but school starts in a week and I'm freaking out here because I just found out I have Hollie for an advisor! **faints** well, see ya!

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