"This is quite peculiar."Professor Oak stated.
"What is?"Ash asked, leaning over his shoulder.
"I had a tuna fish sandwich here when I and now it's gone."
*MEGA FACE PLANT*
"PROFESSOR!!!!!!!!"Kaily snapped,"Brain back to earth PLEASE!"
"Sorry."Professor Oak returned to looking at the stone slab,"This tells of a profecy, I'm not sure, I can't read it, but it seems to be about a group of teens destined to save the world, and those teens look like you."
"You're tellin' me."Kaily pointed to a make-shift picture of herself, Ash, Gary, Misty, and Brock.
"Think this has anything to do with your weird attraction to the legendary pokemon?"Tracy asked, looking Misty's shoulder.
"I'd say so."Brock muttered,"But I don't see anything about Celibi or Suicune."
"Then that wasn't supposed to happen."Kaily said dryly,"But I do see a suicune and articuno."
"Not to mention the other legendaries."Gary pointed randomly to pictures pf various legendary dogs and birds,"But how could this legend be about us?"
"Not sure,"Professor Oak looked over the huge slab again, which took up most of the HUGE lab,"but I'm sure Professor Ivy could help."
"Professor Ivy........?"Brock was suddenly hidden under a table, muttering something.
"I don't want to know."Kaily muttered, edging away from Brock and bumping into Gary.
"Watch it!"Gary hissed.
"Shut up."Kaily hissed,"What the heck is wrong with him?"
"We're not even sure."Ash explained,"He does this every time someone mentions Professor Ivy around him."
"Uh huh."Kaily just gave Brock a strange look and went back to questioning Professor Oak,"How long before you can get a hold of her?"
"How about all of you go bug your mother for lunch and I'll try to get a hold of Professor Ivy."Professor Oak sighed,'Then maybe I'll be able to find my sandwich.'
"Fine, come on Brock."Kaily sighed as she and Misty grabbed Brock by the ears and dragged him out of the lab,"How the heck do you put up with this, Misty?"
"Just be thankful that Brock's not a perverted monk."Misty smirked. (Yes, I'm watching Inuyasha)
"Uh huh, and what do you do about brother dearest?"Kaily blew a strand of hair out of her face.
"I....................................remind myself that he owes me a new bike."Misty said quickly.
Kaily gave Misty a knowing glare,"Yeah, right. I'll bug you later."
"About what?"Ash asked.
"Nothing."both girls said quickly.
"I'll never understand girls."Ash groaned.
"Pika pika chu"
"Well, you're back from your little adventure."Delia walked up to them, Mimey close behind.
"Think we could talk you out of some lunch?"Kaily asked, then looked back at Brock,"Got any jalapenjos?"
"I think I might,.....why?"Delia gave her daughter a strange look, then saw Brock,"Oh, Professor Ivy again?" The teens just nodded. "Ok, I'll se what I can find."
Everyone made their way into the living room, Kaily and Misty dropping Brock on the floor. The two girls flopped down on the couch while Ash and Gary took the two extra chairs.
"God, I knew dad was obssessed with weird stuff,"Kaily mused,"but that's gotta be the weirdest yet."
"Why I do get the feeling he knew something about that legend."Delia walked into the room and handed a large, green jalapenjo to Kaily,"I was talking to Professor Oak." With that she walked out.
Kaily developed an evil grin and bent down next to Brock, shoving the pepper into his mouth then backed away,"Take cover."
"*chew chew chew*.....................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Brock jumped to his feet and began running in cricles around the room, screaming.
"Remind me to keep a bunch of those handy once we leave."Misty said dryly,"They're a LOT more effective than just pulling his ear."
"I told you she was just like Ashura!"Delia yelled from the kitchen.
Kaily smirked lightly,"Yep, that's me."
"HOT HOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ok, that's getting anoying."Gary groaned, sticking his foot out, and causing Brock to fall, right into Kaily's lap,"Oops."
Kaily kneed Brock on the gut, causing him to yell and fly across the room, then turned to Gary,"YOU. ARE. SO. DEAD."
"Meep."Gary jumped to his feet and raced out of the room.
"Two down, one ta go."Kaily leaned back and relaxed.
Ash looked across the room at Brock, who had his face planted in the wall, most likely unconscious,"God, what are you, a hitmonlee?"
"No, but I took katate lessons from one."Kaily teased.
"Remind me not to make you mad."Ash edged away from his twin.
"Ash, the only one I'm gonna kill is Gary, trust me."Kaily rolled her dark eyes,"Besides, Mom would kill me if I hurt you, you're her baby."
"What happened to Gary?...........And Brock?"Delia walked into the room with four plates of pizza and handed three to Ash, Kaily, and Misty,"I guess Brock won't be needing his either, oh well. Mimey!"
"I am NOT related to that woman."Kaily took a bite out of her pizza,"But I'll admit, she's a MUCH better cook than dad."
"Thank you."Delia walked out of the room.
"As soon as I'm old enough I'm out of here."Ash groaned.
"You're not the only one."Kaily muttered.
"But by that time you might be a pokemon master."Misty pointed out.
"Or you'll have gotten all of us killed."Kaily smirked.
"Killed or mauled."Misty added.
"Both of you are a couple of insensitive jerks."Ash hissed and walked out of the room.
"What's up with him?"Kaily looked after her brother.
"I didn't know he even knew what insensitive meant."Misty mused,"Should we go after him?"
"I will."Kaily got up and followed her brother,"You comin' Pikachu?"
The small electric mouse jumped off a lamp and onto Kaily's head.
"How'd she know Pikachu was there, I didn't even see him."Misty looked at Togepi, who had been sitting on the floor with some food.
"Togi togi."
"Whatever you said, I'd probably agree."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Ash, wait up!!"Ash turned to see Kaily running up to him,"Thank you."
"What?"Ash hissed.
"What's your problem?"Kaily snarled, falling into step with her brother,"You're acting worse than Gary used to."
"..............."
"Pika pika! Pikachu!"
"What he said."Kaily snorted,"You act like Misty just told you to drop dead."
"Close enough."Ash muttered.
"What do you mean, we were teasing you!"Kaily snapped,"She teases you all the time, what's so different now?"
"Yeah, she was teasing when she said I'd probably get killed or mauled, but she wasn't teasing when she said I'm a brianless baka with am ego the size of Johto."Ash growled.
"She didn't say anthing like that!"Kaily yelped, making Ash stop short.
"Yes she did."
"No she didn't." 'God, my brother's losing it.'
"I am NOT losing it, I heard what I heard, and YOU said I'm just getting in the way."
'What the, I was thinking that Tracey is always getting in the way during my pokemon battles with Gary.' "One, I did NOT say you were losing it and I most deffinately did not say, or never would say, that you get in the way! You're probably better with pokemon than I am!"
"Of course you said I'm losing it! You said, word for word, 'God, my brother's losing it.'!"
"No, that's what I was thinking!............Oops, wait a minute?" 'Is Ash hearing my thoughts?'
"You just said that's what you were thinking! And you said I just get in the way!" *SMAAAACK!!!!* Kaily's hand met his face. "Ow, that was that for?!"
"You're only hearing half of what I'm saying, not to mention what you do say you don't even comprehend!" 'Wait a minute, Ash, can you hear me?'
"Of course I can hear you! I'm not deaf!"
Kaily went wide eyed for a moment the let out a high, sharp whistle. Suddenly Tallen, arcanine form, came bounding up to them.
"Grrr"
Kaily jumped on the arcanine's back,"Get on."
"What?"
"Get. on. Do I need to spell it out for you?"Kaily hissed, grabbing Ash's hand and pulling him onto Tallen's back behind her,"C'mon Tals."
Tallen took off.
"What is?"Ash asked, leaning over his shoulder.
"I had a tuna fish sandwich here when I and now it's gone."
*MEGA FACE PLANT*
"PROFESSOR!!!!!!!!"Kaily snapped,"Brain back to earth PLEASE!"
"Sorry."Professor Oak returned to looking at the stone slab,"This tells of a profecy, I'm not sure, I can't read it, but it seems to be about a group of teens destined to save the world, and those teens look like you."
"You're tellin' me."Kaily pointed to a make-shift picture of herself, Ash, Gary, Misty, and Brock.
"Think this has anything to do with your weird attraction to the legendary pokemon?"Tracy asked, looking Misty's shoulder.
"I'd say so."Brock muttered,"But I don't see anything about Celibi or Suicune."
"Then that wasn't supposed to happen."Kaily said dryly,"But I do see a suicune and articuno."
"Not to mention the other legendaries."Gary pointed randomly to pictures pf various legendary dogs and birds,"But how could this legend be about us?"
"Not sure,"Professor Oak looked over the huge slab again, which took up most of the HUGE lab,"but I'm sure Professor Ivy could help."
"Professor Ivy........?"Brock was suddenly hidden under a table, muttering something.
"I don't want to know."Kaily muttered, edging away from Brock and bumping into Gary.
"Watch it!"Gary hissed.
"Shut up."Kaily hissed,"What the heck is wrong with him?"
"We're not even sure."Ash explained,"He does this every time someone mentions Professor Ivy around him."
"Uh huh."Kaily just gave Brock a strange look and went back to questioning Professor Oak,"How long before you can get a hold of her?"
"How about all of you go bug your mother for lunch and I'll try to get a hold of Professor Ivy."Professor Oak sighed,'Then maybe I'll be able to find my sandwich.'
"Fine, come on Brock."Kaily sighed as she and Misty grabbed Brock by the ears and dragged him out of the lab,"How the heck do you put up with this, Misty?"
"Just be thankful that Brock's not a perverted monk."Misty smirked. (Yes, I'm watching Inuyasha)
"Uh huh, and what do you do about brother dearest?"Kaily blew a strand of hair out of her face.
"I....................................remind myself that he owes me a new bike."Misty said quickly.
Kaily gave Misty a knowing glare,"Yeah, right. I'll bug you later."
"About what?"Ash asked.
"Nothing."both girls said quickly.
"I'll never understand girls."Ash groaned.
"Pika pika chu"
"Well, you're back from your little adventure."Delia walked up to them, Mimey close behind.
"Think we could talk you out of some lunch?"Kaily asked, then looked back at Brock,"Got any jalapenjos?"
"I think I might,.....why?"Delia gave her daughter a strange look, then saw Brock,"Oh, Professor Ivy again?" The teens just nodded. "Ok, I'll se what I can find."
Everyone made their way into the living room, Kaily and Misty dropping Brock on the floor. The two girls flopped down on the couch while Ash and Gary took the two extra chairs.
"God, I knew dad was obssessed with weird stuff,"Kaily mused,"but that's gotta be the weirdest yet."
"Why I do get the feeling he knew something about that legend."Delia walked into the room and handed a large, green jalapenjo to Kaily,"I was talking to Professor Oak." With that she walked out.
Kaily developed an evil grin and bent down next to Brock, shoving the pepper into his mouth then backed away,"Take cover."
"*chew chew chew*.....................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Brock jumped to his feet and began running in cricles around the room, screaming.
"Remind me to keep a bunch of those handy once we leave."Misty said dryly,"They're a LOT more effective than just pulling his ear."
"I told you she was just like Ashura!"Delia yelled from the kitchen.
Kaily smirked lightly,"Yep, that's me."
"HOT HOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ok, that's getting anoying."Gary groaned, sticking his foot out, and causing Brock to fall, right into Kaily's lap,"Oops."
Kaily kneed Brock on the gut, causing him to yell and fly across the room, then turned to Gary,"YOU. ARE. SO. DEAD."
"Meep."Gary jumped to his feet and raced out of the room.
"Two down, one ta go."Kaily leaned back and relaxed.
Ash looked across the room at Brock, who had his face planted in the wall, most likely unconscious,"God, what are you, a hitmonlee?"
"No, but I took katate lessons from one."Kaily teased.
"Remind me not to make you mad."Ash edged away from his twin.
"Ash, the only one I'm gonna kill is Gary, trust me."Kaily rolled her dark eyes,"Besides, Mom would kill me if I hurt you, you're her baby."
"What happened to Gary?...........And Brock?"Delia walked into the room with four plates of pizza and handed three to Ash, Kaily, and Misty,"I guess Brock won't be needing his either, oh well. Mimey!"
"I am NOT related to that woman."Kaily took a bite out of her pizza,"But I'll admit, she's a MUCH better cook than dad."
"Thank you."Delia walked out of the room.
"As soon as I'm old enough I'm out of here."Ash groaned.
"You're not the only one."Kaily muttered.
"But by that time you might be a pokemon master."Misty pointed out.
"Or you'll have gotten all of us killed."Kaily smirked.
"Killed or mauled."Misty added.
"Both of you are a couple of insensitive jerks."Ash hissed and walked out of the room.
"What's up with him?"Kaily looked after her brother.
"I didn't know he even knew what insensitive meant."Misty mused,"Should we go after him?"
"I will."Kaily got up and followed her brother,"You comin' Pikachu?"
The small electric mouse jumped off a lamp and onto Kaily's head.
"How'd she know Pikachu was there, I didn't even see him."Misty looked at Togepi, who had been sitting on the floor with some food.
"Togi togi."
"Whatever you said, I'd probably agree."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Ash, wait up!!"Ash turned to see Kaily running up to him,"Thank you."
"What?"Ash hissed.
"What's your problem?"Kaily snarled, falling into step with her brother,"You're acting worse than Gary used to."
"..............."
"Pika pika! Pikachu!"
"What he said."Kaily snorted,"You act like Misty just told you to drop dead."
"Close enough."Ash muttered.
"What do you mean, we were teasing you!"Kaily snapped,"She teases you all the time, what's so different now?"
"Yeah, she was teasing when she said I'd probably get killed or mauled, but she wasn't teasing when she said I'm a brianless baka with am ego the size of Johto."Ash growled.
"She didn't say anthing like that!"Kaily yelped, making Ash stop short.
"Yes she did."
"No she didn't." 'God, my brother's losing it.'
"I am NOT losing it, I heard what I heard, and YOU said I'm just getting in the way."
'What the, I was thinking that Tracey is always getting in the way during my pokemon battles with Gary.' "One, I did NOT say you were losing it and I most deffinately did not say, or never would say, that you get in the way! You're probably better with pokemon than I am!"
"Of course you said I'm losing it! You said, word for word, 'God, my brother's losing it.'!"
"No, that's what I was thinking!............Oops, wait a minute?" 'Is Ash hearing my thoughts?'
"You just said that's what you were thinking! And you said I just get in the way!" *SMAAAACK!!!!* Kaily's hand met his face. "Ow, that was that for?!"
"You're only hearing half of what I'm saying, not to mention what you do say you don't even comprehend!" 'Wait a minute, Ash, can you hear me?'
"Of course I can hear you! I'm not deaf!"
Kaily went wide eyed for a moment the let out a high, sharp whistle. Suddenly Tallen, arcanine form, came bounding up to them.
"Grrr"
Kaily jumped on the arcanine's back,"Get on."
"What?"
"Get. on. Do I need to spell it out for you?"Kaily hissed, grabbing Ash's hand and pulling him onto Tallen's back behind her,"C'mon Tals."
Tallen took off.