Hi! I'm back with another crazy commercial fic. Thanks to all the Pinoys
who have read and reviewed Commercial Life!
What happens when you combine the Backstreet Boys' "Backstreet's Back" and 5 gym-locker boys in towels? The original deodorant commercial this fic is based on. There's no story to the plug, but it gave so many people the sweatdrop that it stuck on everyone's minds. Hope you like it!
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It was scary. It was creepy. It was beyond belief.
Aoshi was asking for help with his meditation.
The Oniwabanshuu were on vacation in Tokyo, and were spending a few happy days at the Kamiya dojo. Thus, a colorful group of people were staring intently at Aoshi, as he stood in the middle of the kitchen, pleading, begging, asking for 4 of the guys to help him.
"There is this new technique that I discovered while in Tokyo, which could quickly get you communication with any departed person you wished. It requires 5 men, who have to do a set of actions."
Aoshi had put his hands together in the praying position, earnestly begging. The Kenshin-gumi were not sure if he was in his right mind. As it was, he had spoken too much already than usual. Even Misao was apprehensive of the change in her Aoshi-sama.
"Earth to Aoshi-sama, Earth to Aoshi-sama, come in Aoshi-sama...." Misao tapped on Aoshi's forehead, on one side of which could be seen a LARGE sweatdrop.
Kenshin shrugged. "Well, I don't see the harm in helping him this once. It might even be good for us."
"Are you serious, Kenshin?" Sanosuke asked doubtfully. "You get cramps during these meditation sessions!"
"I don't think this requires sitting for long periods, so we might as well give it a try."
"Thank you, oh, thank you!" Aoshi bowed before Kenshin. "Alright, I would require you, Sanosuke, Yahiko, and Okina.."
Soon the four mentioned gentlemen found themelves standing in a row, in the middle of the dojo's practice area. Aoshi handed out to each of them, a small bottle of---something.
"What's in these things?" Yahiko demanded to know.
"Deodorant, for all I care," Sanosuke replied.
After Aoshi distributed the bottles, he faced them. "Now, gentlemen, I want you to follow my instructions carefully...."
"Anything for you, Aoshi!" Sanosuke sneered.
"Pipe down, Sano!" Kenshin rebuked.
"Ahem! Now, all of you face to the right, bend a little from the waist, and hold the bottle in front of you, a little below your face."
The men complied. "OW! My aching back!" Okina complained.
"Now face to the left, and do the same thing over."
"What's the point of all this?" Sanosuke asked again. Aoshi did not look in his direction.
"Well, then! Face me, and hold the bottle as far away from you as possible up front."
They were able to do as Aoshi ordered. "That's it?" Kenshin inquired.
"That's not all. While I make a few chants, you must reply by making the pose and saying 'Yeee-ah!'"
Yahiko shrugged his shoulders, and whispered to Sanosuke, "That's it. Aoshi's lost it!"
But Aoshi continued. "Oh, yes. There's one more thing...." And he whispered to Kenshin. His eyes opened wide, and he jumped backward two feet.
"WEARING ONLY TOWELS?! Aoshi-dono, are you crazy?!" And the other men also stared with wide open eyes at Aoshi.
"Just this once, Himura, I beg you!"
Aoshi's face was so entreating that Kenshin sighed and answered. "Alright, Aoshi-dono. But just THIS once!"
Kenshin went out back and gathered five towels from the hamper. Kaoru and Misao saw him as he went back to the dojo, and they asked him what the towels were for.
"A part of the meditation, evidently," he replied, "but please, Kaoru-dono, Misao-dono, PLEASE stay away from the dojo for the next hour!" Then he left them and proceeded to the practice area.
Kaoru and Misao looked at each other, mischief gleaming in both their eyes.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Kaoru-san?" Misao asked.
"I think I am, Misao-chan." Kaoru cheerfully replied. "It's peeping time!"
They tiptoed their way to the practice area, and peeked through the half- open door.
They saw four full-grown men and one boy, completely undressed except for the towels on their waists, standing in a row. Aoshi stood in the middle. He began to chant....
"Everyboooooo-dy!"
Four men faced right, and bent from waist, with bottle in hand. "Yeeeee- ah!"
"Rock your booooooo-dy!"
They face left. "Yeeeee-ah!"
"Everybooooo-dy, rock your body right!"
The men faced the girls and thrust out their bottles.
"Happy now?" Sanosuke sarcastically asked Aoshi.
"One more round, please. This time, dance or move around any way you like, while replying to the chants..Then strike a pose at the end......Now follow this beat..."
Aoshi took out a rather large music box, that was churning out some dance-y music. Faintly, you could hear "Oh, my God, we're back again...."
The gentlemen all took a long breath and braced themselves. The music box sang out, "If I'm everything you need, you better rock your body right!..."
"NOW!------Everybooooooo-dy!"
Sanosuke was shaking booty. Kenshin walked the Egyptian. "Yeeeee-ah!"
"Rock your body!"
Yahiko did a fast cartwheel. "Yeeeee-ah-----OW!" Okina finished.
"Everyboooo-dy, rock your body right!"
Only three words accurately described that final formation: Power Rangers pose-up.
This was too much. Kaoru and Misao literally rolled on the wooden floor, laughing their hearts out.
"I can't believe Aoshi's doing this!" Kaoru guffawed loudly.
"I can't believe Himura agreed to do this!" Misao heckled in return.
The gentlemen remained silent inside the dojo as they listened to the laughing girls outside.
"I knew this was a bad idea...." Yahiko sulked.
"This time I agree," Kenshin replied.
"I am going back to meditating in the lotus position..." Aoshi mused. He was back to his normal stoic self.
"Yes, you do that!" Sano retorted.
"MY ACHING BACK!" was the only thing Okina could say.
.................
"Wala ba kayong mga kamay?" ^_^
Sorry it wasn't too funny, but that's the only notion that popped up. Just letting off some steam from all the ANGST I had to make up for "Seven Days", my recently-completed long fic. I also apologize for the B1-B2 spoof. It was itching to be added. Please give me your suggested commercials, and I'll see what I can conjure up about them! ^_^
What happens when you combine the Backstreet Boys' "Backstreet's Back" and 5 gym-locker boys in towels? The original deodorant commercial this fic is based on. There's no story to the plug, but it gave so many people the sweatdrop that it stuck on everyone's minds. Hope you like it!
....................
It was scary. It was creepy. It was beyond belief.
Aoshi was asking for help with his meditation.
The Oniwabanshuu were on vacation in Tokyo, and were spending a few happy days at the Kamiya dojo. Thus, a colorful group of people were staring intently at Aoshi, as he stood in the middle of the kitchen, pleading, begging, asking for 4 of the guys to help him.
"There is this new technique that I discovered while in Tokyo, which could quickly get you communication with any departed person you wished. It requires 5 men, who have to do a set of actions."
Aoshi had put his hands together in the praying position, earnestly begging. The Kenshin-gumi were not sure if he was in his right mind. As it was, he had spoken too much already than usual. Even Misao was apprehensive of the change in her Aoshi-sama.
"Earth to Aoshi-sama, Earth to Aoshi-sama, come in Aoshi-sama...." Misao tapped on Aoshi's forehead, on one side of which could be seen a LARGE sweatdrop.
Kenshin shrugged. "Well, I don't see the harm in helping him this once. It might even be good for us."
"Are you serious, Kenshin?" Sanosuke asked doubtfully. "You get cramps during these meditation sessions!"
"I don't think this requires sitting for long periods, so we might as well give it a try."
"Thank you, oh, thank you!" Aoshi bowed before Kenshin. "Alright, I would require you, Sanosuke, Yahiko, and Okina.."
Soon the four mentioned gentlemen found themelves standing in a row, in the middle of the dojo's practice area. Aoshi handed out to each of them, a small bottle of---something.
"What's in these things?" Yahiko demanded to know.
"Deodorant, for all I care," Sanosuke replied.
After Aoshi distributed the bottles, he faced them. "Now, gentlemen, I want you to follow my instructions carefully...."
"Anything for you, Aoshi!" Sanosuke sneered.
"Pipe down, Sano!" Kenshin rebuked.
"Ahem! Now, all of you face to the right, bend a little from the waist, and hold the bottle in front of you, a little below your face."
The men complied. "OW! My aching back!" Okina complained.
"Now face to the left, and do the same thing over."
"What's the point of all this?" Sanosuke asked again. Aoshi did not look in his direction.
"Well, then! Face me, and hold the bottle as far away from you as possible up front."
They were able to do as Aoshi ordered. "That's it?" Kenshin inquired.
"That's not all. While I make a few chants, you must reply by making the pose and saying 'Yeee-ah!'"
Yahiko shrugged his shoulders, and whispered to Sanosuke, "That's it. Aoshi's lost it!"
But Aoshi continued. "Oh, yes. There's one more thing...." And he whispered to Kenshin. His eyes opened wide, and he jumped backward two feet.
"WEARING ONLY TOWELS?! Aoshi-dono, are you crazy?!" And the other men also stared with wide open eyes at Aoshi.
"Just this once, Himura, I beg you!"
Aoshi's face was so entreating that Kenshin sighed and answered. "Alright, Aoshi-dono. But just THIS once!"
Kenshin went out back and gathered five towels from the hamper. Kaoru and Misao saw him as he went back to the dojo, and they asked him what the towels were for.
"A part of the meditation, evidently," he replied, "but please, Kaoru-dono, Misao-dono, PLEASE stay away from the dojo for the next hour!" Then he left them and proceeded to the practice area.
Kaoru and Misao looked at each other, mischief gleaming in both their eyes.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Kaoru-san?" Misao asked.
"I think I am, Misao-chan." Kaoru cheerfully replied. "It's peeping time!"
They tiptoed their way to the practice area, and peeked through the half- open door.
They saw four full-grown men and one boy, completely undressed except for the towels on their waists, standing in a row. Aoshi stood in the middle. He began to chant....
"Everyboooooo-dy!"
Four men faced right, and bent from waist, with bottle in hand. "Yeeeee- ah!"
"Rock your booooooo-dy!"
They face left. "Yeeeee-ah!"
"Everybooooo-dy, rock your body right!"
The men faced the girls and thrust out their bottles.
"Happy now?" Sanosuke sarcastically asked Aoshi.
"One more round, please. This time, dance or move around any way you like, while replying to the chants..Then strike a pose at the end......Now follow this beat..."
Aoshi took out a rather large music box, that was churning out some dance-y music. Faintly, you could hear "Oh, my God, we're back again...."
The gentlemen all took a long breath and braced themselves. The music box sang out, "If I'm everything you need, you better rock your body right!..."
"NOW!------Everybooooooo-dy!"
Sanosuke was shaking booty. Kenshin walked the Egyptian. "Yeeeee-ah!"
"Rock your body!"
Yahiko did a fast cartwheel. "Yeeeee-ah-----OW!" Okina finished.
"Everyboooo-dy, rock your body right!"
Only three words accurately described that final formation: Power Rangers pose-up.
This was too much. Kaoru and Misao literally rolled on the wooden floor, laughing their hearts out.
"I can't believe Aoshi's doing this!" Kaoru guffawed loudly.
"I can't believe Himura agreed to do this!" Misao heckled in return.
The gentlemen remained silent inside the dojo as they listened to the laughing girls outside.
"I knew this was a bad idea...." Yahiko sulked.
"This time I agree," Kenshin replied.
"I am going back to meditating in the lotus position..." Aoshi mused. He was back to his normal stoic self.
"Yes, you do that!" Sano retorted.
"MY ACHING BACK!" was the only thing Okina could say.
.................
"Wala ba kayong mga kamay?" ^_^
Sorry it wasn't too funny, but that's the only notion that popped up. Just letting off some steam from all the ANGST I had to make up for "Seven Days", my recently-completed long fic. I also apologize for the B1-B2 spoof. It was itching to be added. Please give me your suggested commercials, and I'll see what I can conjure up about them! ^_^