Hello, guys! I was feeling a little twisted today. Writer's block, one of the few times I've had it. VERY annoying. I can't think of what to add to Nine Months next. ^_^ So while I'm thinking, I hope you enjoy this little bit I conjured up from a Lucky Me commercial.

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EK: ---Myoujin Yahiko is a good little boy.----

Yahiko: Who are you calling a LITTLE BOY?!

EK: ---Alright. Myoujin Yahiko is a good young man.---

Yahiko: That's better.

EK: ---First of all, Myoujin Yahiko is very thoughtful.---

Yahiko: Come on, Kaoru! If we stop practice right now, you can still go to the market and buy that nice kimono you've been looking at!

Kaoru: Not a chance, Yahiko-CHAN! Give me another hundred strokes!

Yahiko: Grouchy old hag!

Kaoru: Why you-----!

EK: ---Myoujin Yahiko is also very helpful.---

Yahiko: Hey, Sano! Lemme help you with that rice! You've had too much already!

Sanosuke: (furiously munching) nyoshoulmyain! (Translation: No! It's all mine!)

Yahiko: Please, Sano! Lemme help you!

Sanosuke: Get your own rice!

Yahiko: There isn't any left! Kenshin didn't cook enough!

Sanosuke: Your problem!

EK: ---But, most of all, Myoujin Yahiko is very prayerful.---

Yahiko: (head bowed, body prostrated) Kami-sama, I pray earnestly, PLEASE don't let Kaoru do the cooking all day tomorrow! Please let Kenshin do the cooking! One more day of Kaoru's cooking will kill me for sure!

Kaoru: Exactly WHAT are you mumbling about there, Yahiko?

Yahiko: N-n-nothing, Kaoru! Nothing!

Kaoru: Alright...(she leaves Yahiko)

Yahiko: You heard me, Kami-sama. PLEASE don't let Kaoru cook tomorrow!

Kaoru: I heard that! (she throws a sandal)

Yahiko: OW!

EK: ---And that is all about Myoujin Yahiko. (bows)-----

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No further explanation needed, except the original little boy was really a greedy little boy, always after a bowl of instant noodles. Sorry, it was short. ^_^ But I hope you liked it!