Star Wars Life on an Everyday Basis
"Honey!" Screetched Padme`. The bill's for 43 bucks, and we only have 12!
"So?" Replied Anakin.
"Get a job!" Padme` demanded.
"You get a job!" Anakin demanded back.
"No, both you and Obi are getting jobs, and I'll watch the kids!" Padme screamed back. Anakin agreed, and Padme picked up Obi-Wan and Anakin and threw them both into their crappy car and told them to drive some where that had job openings.
Padme` got some cardboard boxes and scotch-tape and made a stage on her small front lawn. She threw Luke and Leia onto the stage and made them do tricks. Someone walking by threw a nickle at them. Padme` was so happy because now she had 5 cents to buy the new clogs (shoes) she wanted. Clogs were very expensive. A few other people threw nickles and dimes also, so by the end of the day, they raised 13 cents.
Obi-Wan and Anakin drove around for a while looking for a place to work. They decided they could both at the CVS drug store and compete for who can afford the most drugs. The manager decided to hire Obi-Wan, but not Anakin.
"Hey, why don't I get hired?" Anakin asked.
"Because you don't have a beard." The manager replied.
"Oh." stated Anakin. So over the next few days, Anakin grew a beard down to his ankles, and Obi-Wan raised a lot of money for them to pay all of the bills, buy clogs, and furniture. But Obi-Wan still wasn't allowed to buy a cot. Anakin was then hired too, because he had a beard.
"Honey, why do you have a beard?" Padme` Asked.
"Because otherwise I couldn't work at CVS." Anakin answered.
"Oh. Well, why did you grow it to the floor?" Padme asked.
Anakin, sounding a little irratated responded, "I didn't grow it to the floor, I grew it to my ankles!" Padme` gave up on tourchering Anakin and went back to making spare change with Luke and Leia.
Outside While Luke and Leia preformed speaking french while juggling hot flames, this strage beardless guy walked by. "Excuse me Ma'm." The guy said. "But would you want these kids in a real circus show?"
"I guess." Padme` replied.
"Good because I can take both of them ino my circus acts. I'll pay you ten dollars an hour per kid."
Padme` was over joyed and agreed.
The next few days Luke and Leia worked hard, tackling lions, jumping through rings of fire, eating fire, eating hot lava, sticking hot pokers through their skin, eating razor sharp barb-wire, etc.
Obi-Wan, Padme`, and Anakin, came to watch the twins preform. "Don't you think this is kinda dangerous?" Obi-Wan asked.
Padme` and Anakin exchanged glances and said, "No." Allof a sudden, the rabid lion Luke was tackling, bit off his hand! What will happen? Will Luke bleed to death? Will he get a fake hand? Will his dad cut the other hand off? Find out in the next chapter!
"Honey!" Screetched Padme`. The bill's for 43 bucks, and we only have 12!
"So?" Replied Anakin.
"Get a job!" Padme` demanded.
"You get a job!" Anakin demanded back.
"No, both you and Obi are getting jobs, and I'll watch the kids!" Padme screamed back. Anakin agreed, and Padme picked up Obi-Wan and Anakin and threw them both into their crappy car and told them to drive some where that had job openings.
Padme` got some cardboard boxes and scotch-tape and made a stage on her small front lawn. She threw Luke and Leia onto the stage and made them do tricks. Someone walking by threw a nickle at them. Padme` was so happy because now she had 5 cents to buy the new clogs (shoes) she wanted. Clogs were very expensive. A few other people threw nickles and dimes also, so by the end of the day, they raised 13 cents.
Obi-Wan and Anakin drove around for a while looking for a place to work. They decided they could both at the CVS drug store and compete for who can afford the most drugs. The manager decided to hire Obi-Wan, but not Anakin.
"Hey, why don't I get hired?" Anakin asked.
"Because you don't have a beard." The manager replied.
"Oh." stated Anakin. So over the next few days, Anakin grew a beard down to his ankles, and Obi-Wan raised a lot of money for them to pay all of the bills, buy clogs, and furniture. But Obi-Wan still wasn't allowed to buy a cot. Anakin was then hired too, because he had a beard.
"Honey, why do you have a beard?" Padme` Asked.
"Because otherwise I couldn't work at CVS." Anakin answered.
"Oh. Well, why did you grow it to the floor?" Padme asked.
Anakin, sounding a little irratated responded, "I didn't grow it to the floor, I grew it to my ankles!" Padme` gave up on tourchering Anakin and went back to making spare change with Luke and Leia.
Outside While Luke and Leia preformed speaking french while juggling hot flames, this strage beardless guy walked by. "Excuse me Ma'm." The guy said. "But would you want these kids in a real circus show?"
"I guess." Padme` replied.
"Good because I can take both of them ino my circus acts. I'll pay you ten dollars an hour per kid."
Padme` was over joyed and agreed.
The next few days Luke and Leia worked hard, tackling lions, jumping through rings of fire, eating fire, eating hot lava, sticking hot pokers through their skin, eating razor sharp barb-wire, etc.
Obi-Wan, Padme`, and Anakin, came to watch the twins preform. "Don't you think this is kinda dangerous?" Obi-Wan asked.
Padme` and Anakin exchanged glances and said, "No." Allof a sudden, the rabid lion Luke was tackling, bit off his hand! What will happen? Will Luke bleed to death? Will he get a fake hand? Will his dad cut the other hand off? Find out in the next chapter!