Disclaimer: I do not own Tera, Lily, or Digimon. Or Adrian, who is Little Indigo's. Haffa nice day, and don't sue me!!!!
Jenashu: Yay, chapter two!! Sorry it took me so long everyone!!! I had difficulties!
Yama: We know Jen, it's alright. There's no need to be embarrased, it's not entirely your fault.
Jen: YAMA!!! Quit insulting me!! Or I'll fire you!!
Yama: The pay's low anyway...NOTHING.
Jen: Yeah, but you were the one who complained about not having enough screen time! And you get shown much more than, say, Joe!
Yama: He should be thankful!
Jen: That's it. Someone get me a cinderblock...
Yama: ARGH!!! I'll be good!!!
Jen: *sweatdrop* Alright then, I guess I can start the chapter! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!
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Sora's Question
"... What's the worst thing you've ever done to your crush or boyfriend? Tera, you have to answer first."
"Alright then, Sora... Man, that's a hard one..." Tera muttered.
"I'll say so! You and Tai argue constantly!" Jen pointed out.
"Not constantly," Tera said denfensively.
"A lot," Kari added.
"Okay, okay, so we don't always agree," Tera admitted. "But fights with your boyfriend aren't always so bad. You get to make up afterwards."
"You mean 'make out', Tera," Jen teased.
"Exactly," Tera grinned. "Anyway, back to the question. Well... Oh my, you have to promise not to tell Tai that I did this. Or anyone else!"
"We promise!" Lily said impatiently.
"Okay, well... Tai had been talking about a project for social studies that he had to do. Something about making a replica of an ancient artifact. Well, I had clean-up duty that month, and I saw this big hunk of, well, stuff attached together with a whole lot of glue and tape. I figured it was trash, so I stuffed it in a bag and took it out. By four it was taken by the garbage man! When Tai got home, he was livid. You should have seen him stomping aroung, searching for that shapeless lump," Tera said with a sigh.
"I remember that!" Kari cried. "He was so scary!"
"Yeah! Well, I didn't evenr realize that I had tossed it until he said where he had left it..."
"I take it that you didn't fess up," Yolei said, looking amused.
"Well, no..."
********
"THAT'S what happened?! No way! I got in so much trouble for that!" Tai frowned. He was furious.
"Tai, you can't say anything to her about it, or else we'll get murdered, one by one!" TK reminded him. Tai gawked at him.
"That sucks," he said angrily.
"Well, by the sound of it, you wouldn't have gotten such a good grade for your 'shapeless lump', Tai," Matt pointed out.
"Well, that's what it looked like! You would be shapeless too if you were underground for a few thousand years!" Tai said defensively. Izzy made a choking sound. "What?!"
"Well Tai, I think you were supposed to make a replica of the restored artifact, not the one pulled straight from the ground..." Ken pointed out. Tai looked like he was about to say something when TK hushed him.
***********
"Your turn, Jen," Sora said. Jen sighed.
"I hid the laptop."
"WHAT?!" Lily cried. "Really? What happened?"
"Well, I was angry. He wouldn't pay attention to me, and when I tried to tell him that people don't like to be ignored, he gave me a suprised look and said that he hadn't been ignoring me. He didn't know that we were having a conversation, I guess. Well, one day I just got fed up with it. A few days later he told me that his parents were going to be out all day, so I told him that I had to stay after school because I forgot my math homework. I took a shorcut to our apartment complex, and got there long before Izzy. I have a key to the Izumis' apartment, and they have one to mine in case there's an emergancy, so I let myself in. And I hid the laptop."
"How did that solve anything?" Sora asked.
"Well, it didn't really, but I felt better," Jen said with a shrug. (A/N: I think I made a mistake in the name of the laptop last time. Sempai should probably be changed to sensei. See, I have oe manga that says sampai means teacher, but everywhere else it's sensei-hmm.)
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"I can just see Izzy tearing the apartment up looking for the laptop!" Tai said.
"Well, it couldn't have been any worse than when you were looking for your project," Ken said in Izzy's defense.
"Yeah, but that was an accident; Tera made a mistake. Jen hid the laptop on purpose," TK mused.
"Well, Izzy was ignoring her," Davis said.
"And everyone else," Matt added.
"Just like we're ignoring Izzy," Ken said sadly. Everyone turned towards Izzy and quickly looked away. He looked lost in thought, and it seemed that he hadn't heard them. Matt shrugged.
**********
"I didn't think you were one to seek revenge!" Yolei said in suprise.
"Are you kidding me? I get revenge on Matt all the time," Jen exclaimed.
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"She's right! She's so right!" Davis laughed. (A/N: Go read April Fools and some of Tera's [Tiger Lily] fics, like Whatever Floats Your Boat chapter 3 and Truth of Dare chapter 12 when it's posted [are you reading this Tera?])
"I loooove you, you looove me," Tai teased.
"Did you hear about the crocodiles, huh Matt, huh?" Davis added.
"Hey, you were tricked by that one too," TK pointed out.
"Yeah, so don't get cocky, Davis. It's Lily's turn now!" Matt shot back.
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"Guess it's my turn, huh? Well, I got Davis into a whole lot of trouble," Lily said with a sigh. "See, he was having one of his famous games of indoor soccor in the gym-"
"Say no more," Yolei cut in. "He broke a window again."
"No, I did..." Lily admitted. "But Davis said that he did it when the janitor came in. It was his fourth window, so he really got in deep. He had detention for a month, where he did odd jobs to pay back the money for the four windows..."
"Did he have to clean toilets or something?" Yolei asked.
"I told you, he had to raise the money to buy four windows. After a while he earned enough to start this tornament where people had to pay-only two dollars, I think-to get to watch, and he had food and snacks and everything there, and all these teams from different leagues came, probably because Ken's team came. You know how everyone wants to beat them. He did a really good job with that, though."
"I figures. The only signs of intelligence that he shows are a direct result of getting in trouble and playing soccor!" Tera exclaimed.
*********
"Har de har har," Davis said in annoyance as everyone laughed. "Hey, Lily said I did a good job!" Davis started grinning.
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"Kari, it's your turn," Lily said. Kari blushed.
"Well, umm, see... TK and I went to that tornament, and...when Davis's team came in second place, they grabbed TK and dumped their cooler water over him."
"What does that have to do with you?" Jen asked.
"Well, I took a picture of him with all the ice and the water," Kari replied.
"WAIT!!! I saw that picture in the school paper! The look on TK's face was priceless! I think I even saved it!" Yolei cried.
"NO WAY!" Tera exclaimed. "You have to let me see it!"
"How did it get into the paper?" Jen mused. Everyone looked at Kari.
"I don't know... But I'm willing to bet that Davis had something to do with it," she said.
*********
"That sounds like a safe bet to me, huh bro?" Matt whispered. TK looked like he was ready to dive at Davis.
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"Well, I know that Davis seems likely, but how can you prove it?" Lily asked, ever ready to defend her crush.
"Didn't you see the caption on the picture?" Kari asked. Yolei shook her head. "It said something like 'In celebration of his team's second-place victory, team captain Davis Motimiya dumped his cooler over TG's head'."
"Well! I think that speaks for itself!" Sora said when she recovered.
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At that, TK lunged for Davis, but was intercepted by Tai and Matt.
"Hey, you're the one who told us not to fight!" Tai hissed in TK's ear.
"Doofus!" TK said, ignoring Tai. "It's TK! TK!!!"
"Quiet! Please!" Ken begged. Matt skipped the formalties and caught TK in a well-practiced shrimp hold.
"That'll shut you up, huh TK?" he said with a grin while TK tried desperately not to cry out in pain. He shoved his brother off of him, who was mercifully caught by Tai.
"On to Yolei!" Tai whispered. "Listening, Ken?"
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"Let's see. Oh, my... I hit Ken where it hurts with a soccor ball," Yolei said with a goofy grin. "See, I came to his soccor practice, and they were going to have a scrimmage among themselves. Unfortunately, they were a player short, so I was asked to play. Well, uhh, Ken was in the goal and I kicked the soccor ball really hard, and he wasn't quick enough to get out of the way, and...yeah. In front of his team!!! Heh, he was so embarassed!"
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"The Rocket? THE ROCKET?! How the hell did THE ROCKET get hit in the nuts by a soccor ball kicked by Yolei?! Loosing our touch, are we?" Matt teased. Ken blushed.
"I...I couldn't decide whether to move or not," he said, looking at the floor.
"I see! Ken wanted to let his little turtle dove get a goal!" Tai chuckled.
"Turtle dove? She's more of a snapping turtle..." Davis said with a shiver. TK snickered even though he was still mad at Davis. Ken, however, was not pleased. He frowned at his friends.
"Stop. She's nice," he said firmly. They gawked at him.
"Your funeral, pally," Matt said with a shrug. "It was nice knowing you."
**********
"That brings it back to you, Sora," Jen pointed out. Sora grinned sheepishly.
"Well, one day he came over to pick me up before his concert. It was raining and he must have slipped in some disgusting puddle, because he ws covered in green sludgy stuff. He asked if he could take a quick shower, and I guess my Mother's hair is turning grey, because when he came out..."
"HE WAS A REDHEAD?!" Yolei screeched.
"No way!" Jen and Tera exclaimed.
"I don't remember that..." Lily said.
"That's because he refused to leave. He cancelled the concert and made me give him a hat, and when he got home he didn't go out again until the dye wore off. He was lucky that it was summer, or else he would have had to go to school like that!"
"It was his fault for confusing hair dye for shampoo," Tera said, shaking her head.
"I felt awful though!" Sora replied.
"Not as awful as Yama felt, I'm sure!"
*********
"Damn right," Matt said through gritted teeth. "Damned Adrian, he just came in one day without calling or anything, and he never let me forget about it..."
"Did you call your hair 'Scarletlocks', Yama?" Tai teased. "And how come I never heard about this?"
"Because you're just as bad as that damned Adrian, if not worse!"
"Sheesh, that's three times in three sentences, Matt," Davis said. "Watch your mouth, we're young," he teased.
"You guys are so dead when this is over," Matt muttered.
***********
"Am I asking a question this time?" Kari asked.
"Yup! Fire away!" Tera answered.
"Alright, so here it is..."
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Jen: Well, I think you know how most of the chapters are going to end! With evil cliffhangers of DOOM!!!
Yama: You hate all of us, don't you?
Jen: Naaaaah, just seems that way!! See you next chapter! Oh yeah, send me a review! I was really pleased with the number of reviews I got for the last chapter! It was probably the most that I've ever gotten for one chapter! Keep it up if you want the next chapter! Send me yummy reviews everyone!!! ^^
Jenashu: Yay, chapter two!! Sorry it took me so long everyone!!! I had difficulties!
Yama: We know Jen, it's alright. There's no need to be embarrased, it's not entirely your fault.
Jen: YAMA!!! Quit insulting me!! Or I'll fire you!!
Yama: The pay's low anyway...NOTHING.
Jen: Yeah, but you were the one who complained about not having enough screen time! And you get shown much more than, say, Joe!
Yama: He should be thankful!
Jen: That's it. Someone get me a cinderblock...
Yama: ARGH!!! I'll be good!!!
Jen: *sweatdrop* Alright then, I guess I can start the chapter! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!
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Sora's Question
"... What's the worst thing you've ever done to your crush or boyfriend? Tera, you have to answer first."
"Alright then, Sora... Man, that's a hard one..." Tera muttered.
"I'll say so! You and Tai argue constantly!" Jen pointed out.
"Not constantly," Tera said denfensively.
"A lot," Kari added.
"Okay, okay, so we don't always agree," Tera admitted. "But fights with your boyfriend aren't always so bad. You get to make up afterwards."
"You mean 'make out', Tera," Jen teased.
"Exactly," Tera grinned. "Anyway, back to the question. Well... Oh my, you have to promise not to tell Tai that I did this. Or anyone else!"
"We promise!" Lily said impatiently.
"Okay, well... Tai had been talking about a project for social studies that he had to do. Something about making a replica of an ancient artifact. Well, I had clean-up duty that month, and I saw this big hunk of, well, stuff attached together with a whole lot of glue and tape. I figured it was trash, so I stuffed it in a bag and took it out. By four it was taken by the garbage man! When Tai got home, he was livid. You should have seen him stomping aroung, searching for that shapeless lump," Tera said with a sigh.
"I remember that!" Kari cried. "He was so scary!"
"Yeah! Well, I didn't evenr realize that I had tossed it until he said where he had left it..."
"I take it that you didn't fess up," Yolei said, looking amused.
"Well, no..."
********
"THAT'S what happened?! No way! I got in so much trouble for that!" Tai frowned. He was furious.
"Tai, you can't say anything to her about it, or else we'll get murdered, one by one!" TK reminded him. Tai gawked at him.
"That sucks," he said angrily.
"Well, by the sound of it, you wouldn't have gotten such a good grade for your 'shapeless lump', Tai," Matt pointed out.
"Well, that's what it looked like! You would be shapeless too if you were underground for a few thousand years!" Tai said defensively. Izzy made a choking sound. "What?!"
"Well Tai, I think you were supposed to make a replica of the restored artifact, not the one pulled straight from the ground..." Ken pointed out. Tai looked like he was about to say something when TK hushed him.
***********
"Your turn, Jen," Sora said. Jen sighed.
"I hid the laptop."
"WHAT?!" Lily cried. "Really? What happened?"
"Well, I was angry. He wouldn't pay attention to me, and when I tried to tell him that people don't like to be ignored, he gave me a suprised look and said that he hadn't been ignoring me. He didn't know that we were having a conversation, I guess. Well, one day I just got fed up with it. A few days later he told me that his parents were going to be out all day, so I told him that I had to stay after school because I forgot my math homework. I took a shorcut to our apartment complex, and got there long before Izzy. I have a key to the Izumis' apartment, and they have one to mine in case there's an emergancy, so I let myself in. And I hid the laptop."
"How did that solve anything?" Sora asked.
"Well, it didn't really, but I felt better," Jen said with a shrug. (A/N: I think I made a mistake in the name of the laptop last time. Sempai should probably be changed to sensei. See, I have oe manga that says sampai means teacher, but everywhere else it's sensei-hmm.)
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"I can just see Izzy tearing the apartment up looking for the laptop!" Tai said.
"Well, it couldn't have been any worse than when you were looking for your project," Ken said in Izzy's defense.
"Yeah, but that was an accident; Tera made a mistake. Jen hid the laptop on purpose," TK mused.
"Well, Izzy was ignoring her," Davis said.
"And everyone else," Matt added.
"Just like we're ignoring Izzy," Ken said sadly. Everyone turned towards Izzy and quickly looked away. He looked lost in thought, and it seemed that he hadn't heard them. Matt shrugged.
**********
"I didn't think you were one to seek revenge!" Yolei said in suprise.
"Are you kidding me? I get revenge on Matt all the time," Jen exclaimed.
*********
"She's right! She's so right!" Davis laughed. (A/N: Go read April Fools and some of Tera's [Tiger Lily] fics, like Whatever Floats Your Boat chapter 3 and Truth of Dare chapter 12 when it's posted [are you reading this Tera?])
"I loooove you, you looove me," Tai teased.
"Did you hear about the crocodiles, huh Matt, huh?" Davis added.
"Hey, you were tricked by that one too," TK pointed out.
"Yeah, so don't get cocky, Davis. It's Lily's turn now!" Matt shot back.
*********
"Guess it's my turn, huh? Well, I got Davis into a whole lot of trouble," Lily said with a sigh. "See, he was having one of his famous games of indoor soccor in the gym-"
"Say no more," Yolei cut in. "He broke a window again."
"No, I did..." Lily admitted. "But Davis said that he did it when the janitor came in. It was his fourth window, so he really got in deep. He had detention for a month, where he did odd jobs to pay back the money for the four windows..."
"Did he have to clean toilets or something?" Yolei asked.
"I told you, he had to raise the money to buy four windows. After a while he earned enough to start this tornament where people had to pay-only two dollars, I think-to get to watch, and he had food and snacks and everything there, and all these teams from different leagues came, probably because Ken's team came. You know how everyone wants to beat them. He did a really good job with that, though."
"I figures. The only signs of intelligence that he shows are a direct result of getting in trouble and playing soccor!" Tera exclaimed.
*********
"Har de har har," Davis said in annoyance as everyone laughed. "Hey, Lily said I did a good job!" Davis started grinning.
*********
"Kari, it's your turn," Lily said. Kari blushed.
"Well, umm, see... TK and I went to that tornament, and...when Davis's team came in second place, they grabbed TK and dumped their cooler water over him."
"What does that have to do with you?" Jen asked.
"Well, I took a picture of him with all the ice and the water," Kari replied.
"WAIT!!! I saw that picture in the school paper! The look on TK's face was priceless! I think I even saved it!" Yolei cried.
"NO WAY!" Tera exclaimed. "You have to let me see it!"
"How did it get into the paper?" Jen mused. Everyone looked at Kari.
"I don't know... But I'm willing to bet that Davis had something to do with it," she said.
*********
"That sounds like a safe bet to me, huh bro?" Matt whispered. TK looked like he was ready to dive at Davis.
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"Well, I know that Davis seems likely, but how can you prove it?" Lily asked, ever ready to defend her crush.
"Didn't you see the caption on the picture?" Kari asked. Yolei shook her head. "It said something like 'In celebration of his team's second-place victory, team captain Davis Motimiya dumped his cooler over TG's head'."
"Well! I think that speaks for itself!" Sora said when she recovered.
********
At that, TK lunged for Davis, but was intercepted by Tai and Matt.
"Hey, you're the one who told us not to fight!" Tai hissed in TK's ear.
"Doofus!" TK said, ignoring Tai. "It's TK! TK!!!"
"Quiet! Please!" Ken begged. Matt skipped the formalties and caught TK in a well-practiced shrimp hold.
"That'll shut you up, huh TK?" he said with a grin while TK tried desperately not to cry out in pain. He shoved his brother off of him, who was mercifully caught by Tai.
"On to Yolei!" Tai whispered. "Listening, Ken?"
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"Let's see. Oh, my... I hit Ken where it hurts with a soccor ball," Yolei said with a goofy grin. "See, I came to his soccor practice, and they were going to have a scrimmage among themselves. Unfortunately, they were a player short, so I was asked to play. Well, uhh, Ken was in the goal and I kicked the soccor ball really hard, and he wasn't quick enough to get out of the way, and...yeah. In front of his team!!! Heh, he was so embarassed!"
*******
"The Rocket? THE ROCKET?! How the hell did THE ROCKET get hit in the nuts by a soccor ball kicked by Yolei?! Loosing our touch, are we?" Matt teased. Ken blushed.
"I...I couldn't decide whether to move or not," he said, looking at the floor.
"I see! Ken wanted to let his little turtle dove get a goal!" Tai chuckled.
"Turtle dove? She's more of a snapping turtle..." Davis said with a shiver. TK snickered even though he was still mad at Davis. Ken, however, was not pleased. He frowned at his friends.
"Stop. She's nice," he said firmly. They gawked at him.
"Your funeral, pally," Matt said with a shrug. "It was nice knowing you."
**********
"That brings it back to you, Sora," Jen pointed out. Sora grinned sheepishly.
"Well, one day he came over to pick me up before his concert. It was raining and he must have slipped in some disgusting puddle, because he ws covered in green sludgy stuff. He asked if he could take a quick shower, and I guess my Mother's hair is turning grey, because when he came out..."
"HE WAS A REDHEAD?!" Yolei screeched.
"No way!" Jen and Tera exclaimed.
"I don't remember that..." Lily said.
"That's because he refused to leave. He cancelled the concert and made me give him a hat, and when he got home he didn't go out again until the dye wore off. He was lucky that it was summer, or else he would have had to go to school like that!"
"It was his fault for confusing hair dye for shampoo," Tera said, shaking her head.
"I felt awful though!" Sora replied.
"Not as awful as Yama felt, I'm sure!"
*********
"Damn right," Matt said through gritted teeth. "Damned Adrian, he just came in one day without calling or anything, and he never let me forget about it..."
"Did you call your hair 'Scarletlocks', Yama?" Tai teased. "And how come I never heard about this?"
"Because you're just as bad as that damned Adrian, if not worse!"
"Sheesh, that's three times in three sentences, Matt," Davis said. "Watch your mouth, we're young," he teased.
"You guys are so dead when this is over," Matt muttered.
***********
"Am I asking a question this time?" Kari asked.
"Yup! Fire away!" Tera answered.
"Alright, so here it is..."
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Jen: Well, I think you know how most of the chapters are going to end! With evil cliffhangers of DOOM!!!
Yama: You hate all of us, don't you?
Jen: Naaaaah, just seems that way!! See you next chapter! Oh yeah, send me a review! I was really pleased with the number of reviews I got for the last chapter! It was probably the most that I've ever gotten for one chapter! Keep it up if you want the next chapter! Send me yummy reviews everyone!!! ^^