I don't own any of the characters........
Hhhhhmmmm, thought Harry as he woke up on a practically dismal Sunday. There wasn't much to do today. Ron and Hermione were having a private romantic picnic by the lake. Harry decided he'd go explore the castle. There were still some hidden corridors the showed up on the map that he hadn't tried yet.
He got out of bed, got dressed, grabbed the map, decided to skip breakfast and went straight to a statue of a gargoyle that looked very stoned (if you'll excuse the pun). He checked the map to make sure no one was around and then looked more closely. The words 'wiggle it' appeared on the map. Harry got out his wand, pointed it at the gargoyle and said 'wiggle it.' Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He checked to see if he had got the words right. He did. It tried again in different accents, 'viggle it.' He said. Still nothing happened. He got annoyed and started to prod the gargoyle in the eye with his wand.
He began to walk away when he had an idea. What if.?
He walked back to the statue, wand in hand, and began to wiggle his behind. Nothing happened. He wiggled his bum even more and started to dance on the spot, wiggling it all the time. Then, the gargoyle's eyes lit up and the stone moved aside to reveal a big hole in the floor. Harry climbed in and the statue closed behind him. It was dark inside and the floor sloped gently downwards. Then, he tripped over something. There were stairs ahead of him. It was too dark to check the map to see where he was going but he went on eager to see where this led.
After a minute or two, they changed into spiral stairs. He counted about 30 turns before the stairs stopped abruptly. Harry felt around. He found a door handle in the wall. He turned it. The wall moved aside. A sudden burst of heat hit Harry and for a moment everything was steamy. He was in a bathroom and there was some one in the shower. It was a boy. Although Harry couldn't see him through all the steam, he could certainly hear him because the boy was singing,
'Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy.'
Then the water was turned off and the shower door opened. Harry didn't have time to hide. A pale, tall, blonde lad climbed out of the shower and walked over to the towel rack. But before he got there he noticed Harry standing in an opening in the wall. He looked at Harry. Harry looked at him. It was Draco Malfoy.
'Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!' Draco shrieked (in a rather high voice), trying to cover his privates with his hands.
'Yeee-er, I mean, Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!' cried Harry, who was still staring at Draco with a glazed look on his face.
Yeh, ok I wasn't sure how to end it.
Hhhhhmmmm, thought Harry as he woke up on a practically dismal Sunday. There wasn't much to do today. Ron and Hermione were having a private romantic picnic by the lake. Harry decided he'd go explore the castle. There were still some hidden corridors the showed up on the map that he hadn't tried yet.
He got out of bed, got dressed, grabbed the map, decided to skip breakfast and went straight to a statue of a gargoyle that looked very stoned (if you'll excuse the pun). He checked the map to make sure no one was around and then looked more closely. The words 'wiggle it' appeared on the map. Harry got out his wand, pointed it at the gargoyle and said 'wiggle it.' Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He checked to see if he had got the words right. He did. It tried again in different accents, 'viggle it.' He said. Still nothing happened. He got annoyed and started to prod the gargoyle in the eye with his wand.
He began to walk away when he had an idea. What if.?
He walked back to the statue, wand in hand, and began to wiggle his behind. Nothing happened. He wiggled his bum even more and started to dance on the spot, wiggling it all the time. Then, the gargoyle's eyes lit up and the stone moved aside to reveal a big hole in the floor. Harry climbed in and the statue closed behind him. It was dark inside and the floor sloped gently downwards. Then, he tripped over something. There were stairs ahead of him. It was too dark to check the map to see where he was going but he went on eager to see where this led.
After a minute or two, they changed into spiral stairs. He counted about 30 turns before the stairs stopped abruptly. Harry felt around. He found a door handle in the wall. He turned it. The wall moved aside. A sudden burst of heat hit Harry and for a moment everything was steamy. He was in a bathroom and there was some one in the shower. It was a boy. Although Harry couldn't see him through all the steam, he could certainly hear him because the boy was singing,
'Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy.'
Then the water was turned off and the shower door opened. Harry didn't have time to hide. A pale, tall, blonde lad climbed out of the shower and walked over to the towel rack. But before he got there he noticed Harry standing in an opening in the wall. He looked at Harry. Harry looked at him. It was Draco Malfoy.
'Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!' Draco shrieked (in a rather high voice), trying to cover his privates with his hands.
'Yeee-er, I mean, Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!' cried Harry, who was still staring at Draco with a glazed look on his face.
Yeh, ok I wasn't sure how to end it.