Legal Crap (also known as the Disclaimer): I do not own Digimon! I do not own Tera! I do not own Lily! I do not own Dungeons and Dragons or Star Wars or Superman! All of the above belong to people other than me! I'm so sorry to disappoint you, but you can't sue me (and if you can, please be nice and don't!). Haffa nice day!
Jen: Hey! I wanted to write this ASAP to make up for the last chapter, which took me a loooong time. I wanted to personally apologize to everyone who checks for my fics a lot, especially the following: Tera, Lily, Theresa, and Melinda. Sorry everyone! You seemed so desperate for the next chapter!
Yama: Although I can't tell why!
Jen: *rolls eyes* Well, let's see you write a fanfic, Yama. Anyway, everyone, I have the BEST idea ever!
Yama: She's going to tell you about an upcoming fic during a seperate fic.
Jen: Well, I need the advertisement. Okay, so here's the plan! Ever heard of Dungeons and Dragons? Well, I'm gonna start Dungeons and Dragons Digimon style! I'll be the Dungeonmaster, which means I'll present you with several scenarioes, and you chose which one you think would be the best (or most entertaining) in a review.
Yama: Sounds great...but are you popular enough to attract enough reviewers to pull it off?
Jen: That's why I'm telling them about it now... TELL ALL YOUR FANFICTION FRIENDS!!! Let me explain the plot a little. A computer virus from our world passes over to the Digiworld, destroying an mutating all the data (in other words, the land and the Digimon!). Can the Digidestineds save both worlds? Well, that depends largely on the reviewers!
Yama: WE'RE DOOMED!
Jen: *sweatdrop* I'm really looking forward to this, everyone, so I need your support in the future. But first I have to finish this fic and Digi Interview. I'm also probably going to do a sequal to this fic, where the girls play Dare instead of Truth (most of the dares involve the guys).
Yama: But before you do any of that, you have to write this chapter. I'm sure everyone's bored already.
Jen: Ack! I'm sooo sorry! But it all sounds good, right? So please, I need you guys to pull off the Dungeons and Dragons Digimon Style fic! I'll write a funny chapter for you! Enjoy, and remember to turn off the tub that's overflowing in your bathroom!
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Tera's Question
"...Alright! I've got it! Ready for this? I want everyone to describe their most memorable date-" Tera started. Yolei glared at her and Kari looked sad. "-or moment," Tera added, "that they shared with their guy. Let's have something interesting, everyone. Jen, I do believe you have to go first!"
"Oh...gee...umm...OH! It had to be the time I went to watch Izzy run the Computer Club at school," she said after several pauses.
"That's right, he's the president!" Yolei added.
"Yup. Well, let me tell you, those guys are SCARY! I'm serious. There's a guy who constantly quotes Star Wars! Another guy keeps trying to prove he's better with computers than Izzy, and he does the strangest things to do it. Like, once he hacked into the school records to give Tai straight A's!"
"NO WAY!" Tera cried. "Did it work?"
"Well, he didn't get caught, but let's just say that Tai didn't come home with a perfect report card, either!"
*********
"Why do I have the feeling that you were in on this, Tai?" TK asked.
"Yeah," Matt agreed. "How much did you pay the guy, Tai?"
"That's none of your buisne-Um! No, I have no idea what she's talking about!"
*********
"It gets better. See, this one guy, Hitoshi, tried to hack into an official government website and mess with the data! So then all the computers in the whole building were immediately shut down, and some of them lost all their data! Totally fried!"
"NO! Get out!" all the girls said as one.
"Izzy didn't get in trouble, did he?" Kari asked worridly.
"No, luckily! Hitoshi did!"
"What was Izzy doing when that guy was messing with Japan's government?" Tera demanded.
"There are a lot of computer nerds to supervise in Odaiba High! Tai and Matt, unfortunately, not among them!"
*********
"She's got you two pegged!" TK whispered devilishly. Tai and Matt shared glances.
"The Brother Bind of Doom?" Tai asked slowly.
"Exactly what I was thinking," Matt agreed. The two of them lunged and, in one swift, well-excercised movement, had TK begging for his life in a painful reverse shrimp hold/ultimate noogie.
"Serves you right, TG," Davis commented with a grin as he watched the fun.
*********
"What a fiasco!" Lily stated. "And now it's my turn. I think the most memorable time I had with Davis was when we went out to the movies. TK and Ken came as well. Anyway, one of the characters did something really stupid, and Davis got up and started shouting advice at him!"
"No! He did?" Yolei shrieked.
*********
"YES! I was so embarrassed!" TK said as he massaged his beaten head. Ken nodded slowly in agreement.
"Well, he was being so stupid! I had to say something!" Davis shot back defensively.
"Yeah, and I'm sure the character took your advice to heart!" Tai snickered.
"No! He did the stupidest thi-HEY!"
*********
"What did he say?" Tera asked eagerly.
"Well, the guy had to choose between these two girls, and apparantly Davis didn't agree with the decision the character was going to make, so he stood up and shouted something like, 'You idiot! Mayu likes you more, and she's hotter! What the heck are you doi-NO! GO FOR MAYU!' And the worst part was, it was opening day and no one had seen it yet! People actually started throwing stuff at him-or, rather, us!"
*********
"Tell me about it! I'm still picking popcorn out of my hair!" TK muttered. "Of all the days to not wear my hat..."
*********
"That's a great story!" Kari said cheerfully. "And now, umm... I have to give you one. ...Well... The only thing I can think of is the time there was a basketball tournament at school for the boys. TK signed up, naturally. They put me on the cheerleading squad for Davis's team. I was alright until they played TK's team. TK was about to shoot the game-winning basket, and I shouted 'GO TK!' really, really loud and-oh!-eveyone started laughing at me... I cheered for the wrong team..." Kari buried her face in her hands in embarrassment, but she was smiling when she looked up. "No one's letting me forget it!"
"And neither will we!" Tera added, jumping to her feet and pretending to do a cheering dance. "Go TK, you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind, GO TK!!! Come on Jen, I need a back-up singer here!"
*********
"That was such a sweet tale, bro," Matt teased. "Did you win?"
"As a matter of fact, I did," TK said with all the dignity he could muster. Suddenly he noticed the look on Tai's face. "What's up with you?"
"TK!" Tai growled. "You think you can date my sister? You have to beat me first!"
"You're a dead man, TK!" Davis warned. "You have until this party's over to live!" TK gulped.
"Tai, let's talk this out like civilized gentlemen!"
********
"Oh! Oh!" Yolei cried hyperly. "My turn! Now, let's see... The time I nailed Ken with a soccor ball is up there, but... Hmm... OH!" Yolei clapped her hands as if she could not find words to express her delight. "I know! You guys know about the way girls hound Ken?"
"Like you do?" Sora asked innocently. Yolei frowned.
"Yes, we know what you mean," Kari said quickly, avoiding a nasty scene.
"Well, one time a group of them-about ten, I think-actually started chasing him! I mean, Ken was actually sprinting away from them like Superman on steroids!" Yolei explained. "They were all screaming to him and acting like complete lunatics," she added with disgust. Tera and Jen shared glances, but they didn't dare to say anything.
"Anyway, I didn't know any of this was happening when I saw him," Yolei continued. I was reading in the park when I heard footsteps and looked up. It was Ken, and he looked exhausted. He sat down next to me and said, 'let me apologize for this in advance!', and before I could ask any questions, the herd of girls showed up. It was crazy, none of them were even winded! What are they, robots or what?! Well, he put his arm around my shoulders, and I thought I had died and gone to Heaven!" Yolei paused to sigh dreamily before continuing. "Those girls looked like someone had dropped a bag of bricks on their hard heads! They walked away after a minute, all teary eyed. But I was too busy loving life to notice at first," she finished with another sigh followed by a very deep breath.
*********
"...Everything she's said tonight has been excessively weird," Tai commented after a long pause.
"Ken! That was so unlike you! Taking advantage of an innocent by-stander to get yourself out of that!" Matt exclaimed.
"Well, what would you have done?" Ken asked defensively.
"I wouldn't have run away from the herd of fangirls!"
**********
"The time the Teenage Wolves played a drinking game at a bar," Sora said quickly.
"Come again?" Tera asked. She was still trying process Yolei's story.
"The Teenage Wolves somehow tricked a bar into letting them drink again, (A/N: The author does not condone underage drinking!) and apparantly they played a drinking game, which lead to them singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on kareoke in five different languages, me driving them home (A/N: Can Sora drive? I don't know Japanease law, but let's say she can), and Mitz being left passed out on the bar's floor and getting stepped on several time in many painful places, not to see the light of day again for three days because the bar owner went on vacation."
A stunned silence filled the room.
"...Interesting..." Kari said at last. Jen and Tera snorted and broke out laughing.
********
"I want to hear more about this later," Tai whispered to Matt.
"Whatever."
********
"Which brings it back to me," Tera pointed out once she had calmed down. "Hmm... It had to be the time that Jen first realized that Tai and I were going out. As you all know, only the Digidestineds know about it because of the current living arrangements (A/N: Read Tera's (Tiger Lily) story, The Crest of Virtue, for more details), but at first only Izzy and Kari knew. Jen popped by for a visit and found us kissing, and we didn't even notice her for a while!"
"That was some kinda kiss, too," Jen said. "I thought I had gone completely crazy!" Tera nodded in agreement. "At first I just stood there, shocked, until..."
"She screamed loud enough to wake the living dead!" Tera supplied.
"They jumped two feet each, I swear!" Jen laughed. She hopped to her feet, and Tera caught on and pretended to kiss an invisible person. Jen pantomimed the opening of a door, and stopped in mid-motion and if time had stopped. She oggled at Tera, her jaw hanging in disbelief. Suddenly, she let out a screech like a banshee recieving a root canal before running up and slapping the invisible boy with all her strength.
"You slapped him?!" Lily cried.
"Yup," Jen replied, looking slightly pleased. Everyone laughed.
*********
"It hurt for days! I swear, I wore her handprint on my face for a week!" Tai complained. The boys doubled over to try to stop laughing, and Izzy continued to chew the apple, slowly and steadily.
********
"You know, it's a good thing you two made me add in 'memorable moment' to my question," Tera started, nodding at Kari and Yolei, "or we would have missed out on some embarrassing stories!"
"That was great, Tera! And now it's time for me to come up with a question!" Lily said happily. "Beware!"
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Jen: Squee! I liked this chapter much more than the last one!
Yama: Yes, very funny Jen.
Jen: NO WAY!! You just praised me! Do you mean it?!
Yama: Aboultely not.
Jen: YAMA!
Izzy: *chew, chomp, gulp, chew, chomp, gulp*
Jen: ...What are you up to, Izzy?
Izzy: *blank stare*
Jen: Oh, right... You can't tell me, due to, uh, unfortunate curcumstances...Well everyone, please send me yummy reviews!
Yama: I thought you were on a diet?
Jen: Enough dumb jokes for one chapter! Sheesh! Bye everyone, see you soon!
Jen: Hey! I wanted to write this ASAP to make up for the last chapter, which took me a loooong time. I wanted to personally apologize to everyone who checks for my fics a lot, especially the following: Tera, Lily, Theresa, and Melinda. Sorry everyone! You seemed so desperate for the next chapter!
Yama: Although I can't tell why!
Jen: *rolls eyes* Well, let's see you write a fanfic, Yama. Anyway, everyone, I have the BEST idea ever!
Yama: She's going to tell you about an upcoming fic during a seperate fic.
Jen: Well, I need the advertisement. Okay, so here's the plan! Ever heard of Dungeons and Dragons? Well, I'm gonna start Dungeons and Dragons Digimon style! I'll be the Dungeonmaster, which means I'll present you with several scenarioes, and you chose which one you think would be the best (or most entertaining) in a review.
Yama: Sounds great...but are you popular enough to attract enough reviewers to pull it off?
Jen: That's why I'm telling them about it now... TELL ALL YOUR FANFICTION FRIENDS!!! Let me explain the plot a little. A computer virus from our world passes over to the Digiworld, destroying an mutating all the data (in other words, the land and the Digimon!). Can the Digidestineds save both worlds? Well, that depends largely on the reviewers!
Yama: WE'RE DOOMED!
Jen: *sweatdrop* I'm really looking forward to this, everyone, so I need your support in the future. But first I have to finish this fic and Digi Interview. I'm also probably going to do a sequal to this fic, where the girls play Dare instead of Truth (most of the dares involve the guys).
Yama: But before you do any of that, you have to write this chapter. I'm sure everyone's bored already.
Jen: Ack! I'm sooo sorry! But it all sounds good, right? So please, I need you guys to pull off the Dungeons and Dragons Digimon Style fic! I'll write a funny chapter for you! Enjoy, and remember to turn off the tub that's overflowing in your bathroom!
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Tera's Question
"...Alright! I've got it! Ready for this? I want everyone to describe their most memorable date-" Tera started. Yolei glared at her and Kari looked sad. "-or moment," Tera added, "that they shared with their guy. Let's have something interesting, everyone. Jen, I do believe you have to go first!"
"Oh...gee...umm...OH! It had to be the time I went to watch Izzy run the Computer Club at school," she said after several pauses.
"That's right, he's the president!" Yolei added.
"Yup. Well, let me tell you, those guys are SCARY! I'm serious. There's a guy who constantly quotes Star Wars! Another guy keeps trying to prove he's better with computers than Izzy, and he does the strangest things to do it. Like, once he hacked into the school records to give Tai straight A's!"
"NO WAY!" Tera cried. "Did it work?"
"Well, he didn't get caught, but let's just say that Tai didn't come home with a perfect report card, either!"
*********
"Why do I have the feeling that you were in on this, Tai?" TK asked.
"Yeah," Matt agreed. "How much did you pay the guy, Tai?"
"That's none of your buisne-Um! No, I have no idea what she's talking about!"
*********
"It gets better. See, this one guy, Hitoshi, tried to hack into an official government website and mess with the data! So then all the computers in the whole building were immediately shut down, and some of them lost all their data! Totally fried!"
"NO! Get out!" all the girls said as one.
"Izzy didn't get in trouble, did he?" Kari asked worridly.
"No, luckily! Hitoshi did!"
"What was Izzy doing when that guy was messing with Japan's government?" Tera demanded.
"There are a lot of computer nerds to supervise in Odaiba High! Tai and Matt, unfortunately, not among them!"
*********
"She's got you two pegged!" TK whispered devilishly. Tai and Matt shared glances.
"The Brother Bind of Doom?" Tai asked slowly.
"Exactly what I was thinking," Matt agreed. The two of them lunged and, in one swift, well-excercised movement, had TK begging for his life in a painful reverse shrimp hold/ultimate noogie.
"Serves you right, TG," Davis commented with a grin as he watched the fun.
*********
"What a fiasco!" Lily stated. "And now it's my turn. I think the most memorable time I had with Davis was when we went out to the movies. TK and Ken came as well. Anyway, one of the characters did something really stupid, and Davis got up and started shouting advice at him!"
"No! He did?" Yolei shrieked.
*********
"YES! I was so embarrassed!" TK said as he massaged his beaten head. Ken nodded slowly in agreement.
"Well, he was being so stupid! I had to say something!" Davis shot back defensively.
"Yeah, and I'm sure the character took your advice to heart!" Tai snickered.
"No! He did the stupidest thi-HEY!"
*********
"What did he say?" Tera asked eagerly.
"Well, the guy had to choose between these two girls, and apparantly Davis didn't agree with the decision the character was going to make, so he stood up and shouted something like, 'You idiot! Mayu likes you more, and she's hotter! What the heck are you doi-NO! GO FOR MAYU!' And the worst part was, it was opening day and no one had seen it yet! People actually started throwing stuff at him-or, rather, us!"
*********
"Tell me about it! I'm still picking popcorn out of my hair!" TK muttered. "Of all the days to not wear my hat..."
*********
"That's a great story!" Kari said cheerfully. "And now, umm... I have to give you one. ...Well... The only thing I can think of is the time there was a basketball tournament at school for the boys. TK signed up, naturally. They put me on the cheerleading squad for Davis's team. I was alright until they played TK's team. TK was about to shoot the game-winning basket, and I shouted 'GO TK!' really, really loud and-oh!-eveyone started laughing at me... I cheered for the wrong team..." Kari buried her face in her hands in embarrassment, but she was smiling when she looked up. "No one's letting me forget it!"
"And neither will we!" Tera added, jumping to her feet and pretending to do a cheering dance. "Go TK, you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind, GO TK!!! Come on Jen, I need a back-up singer here!"
*********
"That was such a sweet tale, bro," Matt teased. "Did you win?"
"As a matter of fact, I did," TK said with all the dignity he could muster. Suddenly he noticed the look on Tai's face. "What's up with you?"
"TK!" Tai growled. "You think you can date my sister? You have to beat me first!"
"You're a dead man, TK!" Davis warned. "You have until this party's over to live!" TK gulped.
"Tai, let's talk this out like civilized gentlemen!"
********
"Oh! Oh!" Yolei cried hyperly. "My turn! Now, let's see... The time I nailed Ken with a soccor ball is up there, but... Hmm... OH!" Yolei clapped her hands as if she could not find words to express her delight. "I know! You guys know about the way girls hound Ken?"
"Like you do?" Sora asked innocently. Yolei frowned.
"Yes, we know what you mean," Kari said quickly, avoiding a nasty scene.
"Well, one time a group of them-about ten, I think-actually started chasing him! I mean, Ken was actually sprinting away from them like Superman on steroids!" Yolei explained. "They were all screaming to him and acting like complete lunatics," she added with disgust. Tera and Jen shared glances, but they didn't dare to say anything.
"Anyway, I didn't know any of this was happening when I saw him," Yolei continued. I was reading in the park when I heard footsteps and looked up. It was Ken, and he looked exhausted. He sat down next to me and said, 'let me apologize for this in advance!', and before I could ask any questions, the herd of girls showed up. It was crazy, none of them were even winded! What are they, robots or what?! Well, he put his arm around my shoulders, and I thought I had died and gone to Heaven!" Yolei paused to sigh dreamily before continuing. "Those girls looked like someone had dropped a bag of bricks on their hard heads! They walked away after a minute, all teary eyed. But I was too busy loving life to notice at first," she finished with another sigh followed by a very deep breath.
*********
"...Everything she's said tonight has been excessively weird," Tai commented after a long pause.
"Ken! That was so unlike you! Taking advantage of an innocent by-stander to get yourself out of that!" Matt exclaimed.
"Well, what would you have done?" Ken asked defensively.
"I wouldn't have run away from the herd of fangirls!"
**********
"The time the Teenage Wolves played a drinking game at a bar," Sora said quickly.
"Come again?" Tera asked. She was still trying process Yolei's story.
"The Teenage Wolves somehow tricked a bar into letting them drink again, (A/N: The author does not condone underage drinking!) and apparantly they played a drinking game, which lead to them singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on kareoke in five different languages, me driving them home (A/N: Can Sora drive? I don't know Japanease law, but let's say she can), and Mitz being left passed out on the bar's floor and getting stepped on several time in many painful places, not to see the light of day again for three days because the bar owner went on vacation."
A stunned silence filled the room.
"...Interesting..." Kari said at last. Jen and Tera snorted and broke out laughing.
********
"I want to hear more about this later," Tai whispered to Matt.
"Whatever."
********
"Which brings it back to me," Tera pointed out once she had calmed down. "Hmm... It had to be the time that Jen first realized that Tai and I were going out. As you all know, only the Digidestineds know about it because of the current living arrangements (A/N: Read Tera's (Tiger Lily) story, The Crest of Virtue, for more details), but at first only Izzy and Kari knew. Jen popped by for a visit and found us kissing, and we didn't even notice her for a while!"
"That was some kinda kiss, too," Jen said. "I thought I had gone completely crazy!" Tera nodded in agreement. "At first I just stood there, shocked, until..."
"She screamed loud enough to wake the living dead!" Tera supplied.
"They jumped two feet each, I swear!" Jen laughed. She hopped to her feet, and Tera caught on and pretended to kiss an invisible person. Jen pantomimed the opening of a door, and stopped in mid-motion and if time had stopped. She oggled at Tera, her jaw hanging in disbelief. Suddenly, she let out a screech like a banshee recieving a root canal before running up and slapping the invisible boy with all her strength.
"You slapped him?!" Lily cried.
"Yup," Jen replied, looking slightly pleased. Everyone laughed.
*********
"It hurt for days! I swear, I wore her handprint on my face for a week!" Tai complained. The boys doubled over to try to stop laughing, and Izzy continued to chew the apple, slowly and steadily.
********
"You know, it's a good thing you two made me add in 'memorable moment' to my question," Tera started, nodding at Kari and Yolei, "or we would have missed out on some embarrassing stories!"
"That was great, Tera! And now it's time for me to come up with a question!" Lily said happily. "Beware!"
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Jen: Squee! I liked this chapter much more than the last one!
Yama: Yes, very funny Jen.
Jen: NO WAY!! You just praised me! Do you mean it?!
Yama: Aboultely not.
Jen: YAMA!
Izzy: *chew, chomp, gulp, chew, chomp, gulp*
Jen: ...What are you up to, Izzy?
Izzy: *blank stare*
Jen: Oh, right... You can't tell me, due to, uh, unfortunate curcumstances...Well everyone, please send me yummy reviews!
Yama: I thought you were on a diet?
Jen: Enough dumb jokes for one chapter! Sheesh! Bye everyone, see you soon!