Legal Crap (Disclaimer!): I don't own Digimon or Tera or Lily. I don't own any dances, including the Macarina, the hokie pokie, and the Chicken Dance. And you suspected me of theft! Uh! Heheh, haffa nice day and don't sue me!
Jen: Welllll, here I am again!
Yama: *groan*
Jen: Hmph! I should hire someone else!
Yama: Who else do you know that oozes with as much charm, charisma and good looks?
Jen: Okay Yama, you are handsome, I admit it. Unfortunately, you're about as charismatic and charming as a pile of digi poo.
Yama: Help! It's a Matt basher!
Jen: I am not a Matt basher! You're provoking me, and you're a Jen basher!
Yama: ... ... ...
Jen: See? I'm right. Folks, I try to bash evenly. You know that. No matter how provoking it is to bash a certain blonde or anyone else, I'll only do it if it hasn't been done for a while.
Yama: By the way, aren't you supposed to be writing a fic...? That is what you woke me up for, isn't it?
Jen: Oops! Heheh. Alright everyone, I apologize for the wait and the mumbo-jumbo that you just read.
Yama: I think they're smart enough to skip this section by now....
Jen: ...I give up. I wish Izzy was able to back me up. Onto the fic at last! Enjoy!
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Lily's Question
"I want to hear stories about restaurants. Has everyone been to one with their victi-uh-their crush?" Lily asked, catching her tongue in the nick of time. Tera rolled her eyes as everyone gave an affirmative.
"Are you hungry?" Jen started.
**********
"...because if you are, we can go raid the kitchen, you know..."
"No!" Davis whispered. "Lily, you're fine! You're fine! You're, uh, on a diet!"
"Please... They'll skin us alive!" Ken groaned.
**********
"Nah... That's alright, I want to hear some more stories. Guess what, Kari? You're first!"
"Huh?" Yolei muttered. "I thought I just heard someone say 'Thank God!' How weird."
"You're paranoid." Sora ran a brush through her hair slowly. "I didn't hear a thing."
"Guess you're right," Yolei agreed after a slight pause. "Well, carry on, then. Go for it, Kari!"
"But...we just ate together in the Digiworld. Remember? We made the food ourselves in Digitamamon's restaurant. That's all," Kari said. Everyone frowned and looked at Lily.
"Ask a different question!" Yolei demanded.
"Oh! Well! Uh... Um... Er, how about this weather we've been having, girls?"
*******
THUMP!
"What the hell is this?!" Matt demanded after falling over.
"That sucks!" Tai exclaimed. "Make Tera go again! And get offa me, Yama!"
"No! Tera's questions are too good!" Ken reminded them.
"No way they'll let that slide, guys, don't worry," TK pointed out.
********
"...I hope that isn't your final answer, Lily," Yolei said quietly.
"Um! No! I mean!" Lily stammered as Yolei hovered over her threateningly. "I bet you'd never do this to Ken!"
"THAT'S IT!" Tera shouted. "Lily, how about this? Name a time that you've been close to beating the stuffings out of your guy!"
"Sure, yeah! That's great!" Lily responded thankfully.
"I don't want to hurt people..." Kari said innocently, giving off her angelic aura more than ever.
"Oh, come on! There had to be at least one time that you wanted to beat TK to a pulp with his own hat!" Yolei persisted.
"Umm..."
"Kari doesn't get angry with people. She gets upset with herself." Jen reached over and grabbed the back of Yolei's shirt and eased her to the ground so she'd stop harassing her cousin. "Right, Karkar?" Kari nodded sadly.
"Well, at least tell us a time that he annoyed you!" Sora cut in. Kari rubbed her head in thought.
"Can you come back to me?" she requested. Everyone sighed.
"Fine!" Yolei exclaimed. "I'll just go, then! I actually slapped Ken once because he wouldn't come to help us fight, but I won't count that. He really needed it, after all."
"Of course," Jen agreed in a serious tone. She smiled at Tera over Yolei's shoulder.
"And I wanted to fly at him fist first every time I saw him as the Digital Emperor," Yolei continued. "But... See... There was this dance at my school, and Davis managed to get Ken to come by some miracle. I think he told him that being anti-social can close one's mind to clear thinking."
*********
"Where did you hear that?!" Tai asked incredulously.
Davis frowned at Tai's lack of belief. "I read it!"
"You can read?!" Matt exclaimed at the same moment that TK whispered "What kind of book would say that?"
"I read it in 'Teen Essentials'!" Davis responded angrilly. The boys looked at each other before doubling over and desperately trying to stifle their laughter.
"What?! WHAT?!" Davis demanded.
"Shh!" Ken pleaded.
"Davis!" Matt choked. "That's the kind of magazine that Mimi would read!"
"S-so?!" Davis demanded, turning red. "I-it was my s-sister's, I swear!"
***********
"Ken actually believed that?" Sora asked.
"No, Davis just got annoying. So, anyway, I was really surprised to see Ken, and so I ran right up to him-"
***********
"Eeeeeeeee! Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!" Matt whispered in a high voice. The boys fell over laughing again at Matt's Yolei impersonation.
**********
"-and I was wearing high heels, and," Yolei turned red.
"You tripped!" Lily supplied. "I was there!" She started laughing.
"...Guess you had to be there to appriciate it," Sora said.
"She's laughing because-well-I was wearing a skirt and-um-"
"Hot pink undies!" Lily choked out.
**********
"Errrrrrgggghhhh!" Matt grimaced. Tai looked ill.
"Waaaaay to much info!" he complained. "Ugggh.... Bad...images.... Must...think...of something...less disgusting.... Fungus cassorole...for dinner...tonight...."
"I nearly gouged my eyes out that night," Davis shivered. Even Izzy looked appalled.
**********
"You are sooo lucky that Tai didn't hear that!" Tera gasped.
"And the others!" Jen agreed.
"LUCKY?!" Yolei shouted. "I could've killed Ken!"
"But... He didn't do anything..." Sora said.
"HE WAS THERE!!!" Yolei howled.
"Okay, okay! It's my turn!" Sora diverted everyone's attention from the suffering Yolei to herself. "Well..." Sora sighed. "It was the time that Matt lost a bet to Kakeyu, a fellow member of The Teenage Wolves. I forget what the bet was over, but since Matt lost, Kakeyu decided to ask his manager about putting a...special offer in every CD."
"What was it?" Lily asked. Sora sighed.
"A slip of paper with numbers on it was put in every CD. And, at their next concert, Kakeyu picked out of a big bin with all the numbers on it. And the person who had the same number got a date with Matt."
"No!" Tera shouted. "That's a riot!"
"It is not!" Sora exclaimed. "It happened on my birthday, and Matt had promised to have dinner with me!"
*********
"Ohhh, you must have been skinned alive, Yama," Tai said sympathetically. "Poor, poor Yama...." he added, this time in a teasing tone.
"Shut up, Taichi," Matt muttered darkly.
**********
"That's awful!" Jen cried.
"What a skunk!" Yolei agreed. "You should yell at him again the next time you see him!" Sora sighed.
"Alrighty, then.... My turn. Tai's always going on jealousy storms and masculine macho trips, so picking one thing is a little hard, but...."
"How do you do it, Tera?" Jen asked.
"It's not easy sometimes! He can be so darn stubborn, but I still love him." Tera sighed. "Why couldn't I have fallen for someone, uh, calmer?"
"Too late now," Jen pointed out with a grin. "Don't forget, I've seen the way you kiss him!"
"Be quiet," Tera shot back with a smile. "So, just one story? Well, there was the time he got detention for getting a negative score on his math test and missed the movie we were supposed to see together, and the time he got all mad because some guy complimented me at a dance... But the time I asked him how to say "I'm very pleased to meet you" in Japanease takes the cake. See, I had just arrived at his house, and after about a week I met Matt. So Tai told me how to say 'I'm very pleased to meet you'.... But he really told me how to say, 'why do you have a bird's nest on your head?'"
***********
"Yeah, why is that, Matt?" Davis teased.
"You have no right to talk, Mr. Bush Head!" TK defended his brother.
***********
"Tai's got some nerve!" Jen giggled. "Him and his bush!"
"I know!" Tera agreed. "I love the bush on his head, though. It looks good with its wild pruning!"
**********
"Hear that, Tai?" Matt teased. "TK was right!"
"Aw, shut up, birdy boy!"
"Mr. Bush Head!"
"Birdy Boy!"
"Mr. Bush Head!"
"Oh, grow up, you two."
*********
"My turn! Well, there was this time when I went to the Digiworld, and I got into some trouble with a herd of migrating Kakatorimon. So I tried to call Izzy for help on my cell phone..."
"And he was online." Yolei smiled knowingly. Jen sighed.
"So I came back with a burnt shirt, bandaged hand, and a big footprint on my back."
"You could have called me," Lily pointed out.
"My instinct was to call Izzy! By the time I had heard the busy signal for the third time, I was getting stepped on!"
*********
"Ouch," Tai winced. "Did she...get mad at you?" he added, turning towards Izzy. The redhead glared at him over the apple. "Oh, yeah..."
"She wouldn't hurt Izzy, would she?" Davis asked.
"She has ways of toturing people without laying a finger on them," Tai shivered. "Jen's rage: the one thing I truly fear. Followed closely by Tera's rage."
"Which is why we're dead if Jen sees Izzy now," Matt added.
"Avert," Ken muttered.
*********
"I suppose you, uh, showed him your discontent?" Lily guessed. Jen smiled grimly.
"No, I couldn't. He absolutely showered me with apologies. You should have seen the look he gave me."
"Jen melts like chocolate in the summer sun whenever Izzy...well, basically whenever he looks at her...or talks to her...or enters her general vicinity..." Tera explained.
"Oh, be quiet," Jen grinned. "Lily?"
"Well, we need ten hours of service a year at our school, as you remember, and Davis decided to get a few over with at the school festival. He knew that I, uh, hadn't even started on mine yet, so he voluntered me as well."
"Sound like a nice thing to do," Sora noted.
"Not quite. They put us in the entertainment department."
"Meaning...?" Jen asked curiously.
"Meaning we had to demonstrate all different kinds of dances on stage," Lily groaned.
"Including the much feared Macarina, Hokie Pokie, and the CHICKEN DANCE!" Yolei shouted. "It was soooo hilarious!"
"I could have died of embarrassment!" Lily complained.
********
"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out," Tai teased.
"I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, I just wanna shake my butt!" Matt grinned.
"I am not singing the Macarina," TK stated.
"Good," Davis spat, his cheeks darkening. "Tai, shut up! Stop singing!"
********
"OH!" Kari said suddenly, interupting Lily's complaints. She had been silent the whole time. "I remember now!"
"Finally!" Yolei said. "Spill!"
"When we were little, I lent him my whistle. I don't know why he wanted it, but he did. And he lost it."
"No!! You always wore that whistle!" Jen cried.
"Yes. I remember yelling at him. It was really important to me because Tai gave it to me."
"Did he?" Tera asked.
"Yup. When I was four and he was eight, we exchanged Christmas presents with each other. Or, rather, we told Mom what we thought each other wanted, and she got it for us to switch. I told Mom that Tai wanted goggles, and Tai told Mom that I wanted a whistle."
"I didn't know that!" Tera cried.
"It's true. About a week later, TK found it. He was too scared to come anywhere near me until he did!"
"Wow, I can't imagine you blowing up," Sora said. Kari smiled sheepishly. "Jen, now it's your turn."
Jen grinned evily. "Bring it on!"
****************************************************************************
Jen: Taaaa daaaa!
Yama: FINALLY.
Jen: Be quiet! So I'm a little lazy!
Yama: A little?
Jen: *sigh* Well everyone, I think there's only one chapter left...maybe two. Whatever you want. Oh, and be sure to check out Dungeons, Dragons, Digidestineds, ect., ect. It's a fic I'm working on. I can't remember what goes after Digidestineds, so...*sweatdrop* I need a lot of review power for that one to work, because the story advances according to the will of the reviewers! If you all go review it, I'll write the next chapter to this real quick! I promise!! So get reading! Check out all my stuff, because it's all hilarious... And if you need a quick laugh, you can't beat Whose Line is it Digiway, seriously. It is soooo funny!
Yama: Stop advertising your fics!
Jen: Be quiet while I advertise! Um. See you next time, everyone! Send me yummy reviews!
Jen: Welllll, here I am again!
Yama: *groan*
Jen: Hmph! I should hire someone else!
Yama: Who else do you know that oozes with as much charm, charisma and good looks?
Jen: Okay Yama, you are handsome, I admit it. Unfortunately, you're about as charismatic and charming as a pile of digi poo.
Yama: Help! It's a Matt basher!
Jen: I am not a Matt basher! You're provoking me, and you're a Jen basher!
Yama: ... ... ...
Jen: See? I'm right. Folks, I try to bash evenly. You know that. No matter how provoking it is to bash a certain blonde or anyone else, I'll only do it if it hasn't been done for a while.
Yama: By the way, aren't you supposed to be writing a fic...? That is what you woke me up for, isn't it?
Jen: Oops! Heheh. Alright everyone, I apologize for the wait and the mumbo-jumbo that you just read.
Yama: I think they're smart enough to skip this section by now....
Jen: ...I give up. I wish Izzy was able to back me up. Onto the fic at last! Enjoy!
****************************************************************************
Lily's Question
"I want to hear stories about restaurants. Has everyone been to one with their victi-uh-their crush?" Lily asked, catching her tongue in the nick of time. Tera rolled her eyes as everyone gave an affirmative.
"Are you hungry?" Jen started.
**********
"...because if you are, we can go raid the kitchen, you know..."
"No!" Davis whispered. "Lily, you're fine! You're fine! You're, uh, on a diet!"
"Please... They'll skin us alive!" Ken groaned.
**********
"Nah... That's alright, I want to hear some more stories. Guess what, Kari? You're first!"
"Huh?" Yolei muttered. "I thought I just heard someone say 'Thank God!' How weird."
"You're paranoid." Sora ran a brush through her hair slowly. "I didn't hear a thing."
"Guess you're right," Yolei agreed after a slight pause. "Well, carry on, then. Go for it, Kari!"
"But...we just ate together in the Digiworld. Remember? We made the food ourselves in Digitamamon's restaurant. That's all," Kari said. Everyone frowned and looked at Lily.
"Ask a different question!" Yolei demanded.
"Oh! Well! Uh... Um... Er, how about this weather we've been having, girls?"
*******
THUMP!
"What the hell is this?!" Matt demanded after falling over.
"That sucks!" Tai exclaimed. "Make Tera go again! And get offa me, Yama!"
"No! Tera's questions are too good!" Ken reminded them.
"No way they'll let that slide, guys, don't worry," TK pointed out.
********
"...I hope that isn't your final answer, Lily," Yolei said quietly.
"Um! No! I mean!" Lily stammered as Yolei hovered over her threateningly. "I bet you'd never do this to Ken!"
"THAT'S IT!" Tera shouted. "Lily, how about this? Name a time that you've been close to beating the stuffings out of your guy!"
"Sure, yeah! That's great!" Lily responded thankfully.
"I don't want to hurt people..." Kari said innocently, giving off her angelic aura more than ever.
"Oh, come on! There had to be at least one time that you wanted to beat TK to a pulp with his own hat!" Yolei persisted.
"Umm..."
"Kari doesn't get angry with people. She gets upset with herself." Jen reached over and grabbed the back of Yolei's shirt and eased her to the ground so she'd stop harassing her cousin. "Right, Karkar?" Kari nodded sadly.
"Well, at least tell us a time that he annoyed you!" Sora cut in. Kari rubbed her head in thought.
"Can you come back to me?" she requested. Everyone sighed.
"Fine!" Yolei exclaimed. "I'll just go, then! I actually slapped Ken once because he wouldn't come to help us fight, but I won't count that. He really needed it, after all."
"Of course," Jen agreed in a serious tone. She smiled at Tera over Yolei's shoulder.
"And I wanted to fly at him fist first every time I saw him as the Digital Emperor," Yolei continued. "But... See... There was this dance at my school, and Davis managed to get Ken to come by some miracle. I think he told him that being anti-social can close one's mind to clear thinking."
*********
"Where did you hear that?!" Tai asked incredulously.
Davis frowned at Tai's lack of belief. "I read it!"
"You can read?!" Matt exclaimed at the same moment that TK whispered "What kind of book would say that?"
"I read it in 'Teen Essentials'!" Davis responded angrilly. The boys looked at each other before doubling over and desperately trying to stifle their laughter.
"What?! WHAT?!" Davis demanded.
"Shh!" Ken pleaded.
"Davis!" Matt choked. "That's the kind of magazine that Mimi would read!"
"S-so?!" Davis demanded, turning red. "I-it was my s-sister's, I swear!"
***********
"Ken actually believed that?" Sora asked.
"No, Davis just got annoying. So, anyway, I was really surprised to see Ken, and so I ran right up to him-"
***********
"Eeeeeeeee! Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!" Matt whispered in a high voice. The boys fell over laughing again at Matt's Yolei impersonation.
**********
"-and I was wearing high heels, and," Yolei turned red.
"You tripped!" Lily supplied. "I was there!" She started laughing.
"...Guess you had to be there to appriciate it," Sora said.
"She's laughing because-well-I was wearing a skirt and-um-"
"Hot pink undies!" Lily choked out.
**********
"Errrrrrgggghhhh!" Matt grimaced. Tai looked ill.
"Waaaaay to much info!" he complained. "Ugggh.... Bad...images.... Must...think...of something...less disgusting.... Fungus cassorole...for dinner...tonight...."
"I nearly gouged my eyes out that night," Davis shivered. Even Izzy looked appalled.
**********
"You are sooo lucky that Tai didn't hear that!" Tera gasped.
"And the others!" Jen agreed.
"LUCKY?!" Yolei shouted. "I could've killed Ken!"
"But... He didn't do anything..." Sora said.
"HE WAS THERE!!!" Yolei howled.
"Okay, okay! It's my turn!" Sora diverted everyone's attention from the suffering Yolei to herself. "Well..." Sora sighed. "It was the time that Matt lost a bet to Kakeyu, a fellow member of The Teenage Wolves. I forget what the bet was over, but since Matt lost, Kakeyu decided to ask his manager about putting a...special offer in every CD."
"What was it?" Lily asked. Sora sighed.
"A slip of paper with numbers on it was put in every CD. And, at their next concert, Kakeyu picked out of a big bin with all the numbers on it. And the person who had the same number got a date with Matt."
"No!" Tera shouted. "That's a riot!"
"It is not!" Sora exclaimed. "It happened on my birthday, and Matt had promised to have dinner with me!"
*********
"Ohhh, you must have been skinned alive, Yama," Tai said sympathetically. "Poor, poor Yama...." he added, this time in a teasing tone.
"Shut up, Taichi," Matt muttered darkly.
**********
"That's awful!" Jen cried.
"What a skunk!" Yolei agreed. "You should yell at him again the next time you see him!" Sora sighed.
"Alrighty, then.... My turn. Tai's always going on jealousy storms and masculine macho trips, so picking one thing is a little hard, but...."
"How do you do it, Tera?" Jen asked.
"It's not easy sometimes! He can be so darn stubborn, but I still love him." Tera sighed. "Why couldn't I have fallen for someone, uh, calmer?"
"Too late now," Jen pointed out with a grin. "Don't forget, I've seen the way you kiss him!"
"Be quiet," Tera shot back with a smile. "So, just one story? Well, there was the time he got detention for getting a negative score on his math test and missed the movie we were supposed to see together, and the time he got all mad because some guy complimented me at a dance... But the time I asked him how to say "I'm very pleased to meet you" in Japanease takes the cake. See, I had just arrived at his house, and after about a week I met Matt. So Tai told me how to say 'I'm very pleased to meet you'.... But he really told me how to say, 'why do you have a bird's nest on your head?'"
***********
"Yeah, why is that, Matt?" Davis teased.
"You have no right to talk, Mr. Bush Head!" TK defended his brother.
***********
"Tai's got some nerve!" Jen giggled. "Him and his bush!"
"I know!" Tera agreed. "I love the bush on his head, though. It looks good with its wild pruning!"
**********
"Hear that, Tai?" Matt teased. "TK was right!"
"Aw, shut up, birdy boy!"
"Mr. Bush Head!"
"Birdy Boy!"
"Mr. Bush Head!"
"Oh, grow up, you two."
*********
"My turn! Well, there was this time when I went to the Digiworld, and I got into some trouble with a herd of migrating Kakatorimon. So I tried to call Izzy for help on my cell phone..."
"And he was online." Yolei smiled knowingly. Jen sighed.
"So I came back with a burnt shirt, bandaged hand, and a big footprint on my back."
"You could have called me," Lily pointed out.
"My instinct was to call Izzy! By the time I had heard the busy signal for the third time, I was getting stepped on!"
*********
"Ouch," Tai winced. "Did she...get mad at you?" he added, turning towards Izzy. The redhead glared at him over the apple. "Oh, yeah..."
"She wouldn't hurt Izzy, would she?" Davis asked.
"She has ways of toturing people without laying a finger on them," Tai shivered. "Jen's rage: the one thing I truly fear. Followed closely by Tera's rage."
"Which is why we're dead if Jen sees Izzy now," Matt added.
"Avert," Ken muttered.
*********
"I suppose you, uh, showed him your discontent?" Lily guessed. Jen smiled grimly.
"No, I couldn't. He absolutely showered me with apologies. You should have seen the look he gave me."
"Jen melts like chocolate in the summer sun whenever Izzy...well, basically whenever he looks at her...or talks to her...or enters her general vicinity..." Tera explained.
"Oh, be quiet," Jen grinned. "Lily?"
"Well, we need ten hours of service a year at our school, as you remember, and Davis decided to get a few over with at the school festival. He knew that I, uh, hadn't even started on mine yet, so he voluntered me as well."
"Sound like a nice thing to do," Sora noted.
"Not quite. They put us in the entertainment department."
"Meaning...?" Jen asked curiously.
"Meaning we had to demonstrate all different kinds of dances on stage," Lily groaned.
"Including the much feared Macarina, Hokie Pokie, and the CHICKEN DANCE!" Yolei shouted. "It was soooo hilarious!"
"I could have died of embarrassment!" Lily complained.
********
"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out," Tai teased.
"I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, I just wanna shake my butt!" Matt grinned.
"I am not singing the Macarina," TK stated.
"Good," Davis spat, his cheeks darkening. "Tai, shut up! Stop singing!"
********
"OH!" Kari said suddenly, interupting Lily's complaints. She had been silent the whole time. "I remember now!"
"Finally!" Yolei said. "Spill!"
"When we were little, I lent him my whistle. I don't know why he wanted it, but he did. And he lost it."
"No!! You always wore that whistle!" Jen cried.
"Yes. I remember yelling at him. It was really important to me because Tai gave it to me."
"Did he?" Tera asked.
"Yup. When I was four and he was eight, we exchanged Christmas presents with each other. Or, rather, we told Mom what we thought each other wanted, and she got it for us to switch. I told Mom that Tai wanted goggles, and Tai told Mom that I wanted a whistle."
"I didn't know that!" Tera cried.
"It's true. About a week later, TK found it. He was too scared to come anywhere near me until he did!"
"Wow, I can't imagine you blowing up," Sora said. Kari smiled sheepishly. "Jen, now it's your turn."
Jen grinned evily. "Bring it on!"
****************************************************************************
Jen: Taaaa daaaa!
Yama: FINALLY.
Jen: Be quiet! So I'm a little lazy!
Yama: A little?
Jen: *sigh* Well everyone, I think there's only one chapter left...maybe two. Whatever you want. Oh, and be sure to check out Dungeons, Dragons, Digidestineds, ect., ect. It's a fic I'm working on. I can't remember what goes after Digidestineds, so...*sweatdrop* I need a lot of review power for that one to work, because the story advances according to the will of the reviewers! If you all go review it, I'll write the next chapter to this real quick! I promise!! So get reading! Check out all my stuff, because it's all hilarious... And if you need a quick laugh, you can't beat Whose Line is it Digiway, seriously. It is soooo funny!
Yama: Stop advertising your fics!
Jen: Be quiet while I advertise! Um. See you next time, everyone! Send me yummy reviews!