Disclaimer: Nope, I still don't own Digimon. Or Tera or Lily. Or Ebay. Haffa nice day, and don't sue me!
Jen: Hiiiii everyone! I really wanna finish this fic and get it outta the way... I'm working on two other ones now, you know. Check out Guard Tamers and Dungeons, Dragons, Digidestineds and the Readers. Guard Tamers is soooo good (well, it will be-currently it only has two chapters) and the other one is gonna be soooo funny! In the next chapter that I will post soon (I swear!) Joe gets chased by a giant, talking-
Yama: Don't give it away, Jen.
Jen: Alright. But trust me, it'll be hilarious. Try not to wet yourself when you read it ^^
Yama: I wish you wouldn't advertise your fics.
Jen: Well, usually this website hates me and it doesn't put my updated stuff on the list that shows up when you click the link for the Digimon fics. So no one knows about my new stuff except for the few people that check. I need some way to spread awareness of my fics.
Yama: So sometimes it's on the list, and usually it's not?
Jen: Yup. And I get depressed if I only get a few reviews for my hard work....
Yama: Yeah, poor you. Just start the dumb fic.
Jen: Hmph. Enjoy the fic, everyone! Spread awareness! R&R!!!
Yama: *sweatdrop* Just enjoy it, people.
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Jen's Question
"Ah! I have it! Be afraid, everyone!" Jen declared. "No one else would come up with something so diabolical, so evil, so...hilarious! Now, you must reveal this: What do your boyfriend's boxers look like, and how do you know?!"
There was a stunned silence both inside the room and out. Finally, Davis was able to whisper to Ken, "So that's why the story is called My Boyfriend's Boxers!"
"Thanks for pointing out the yellow elephant in the middle of the room, Davis," TK quietly shot back. The boys all shared uncomfortable looks.
"And I do believe that it's Tera's turn!" Jen pointed out happily. "Although I really don't wanna know about Tai's boxers...Oops, too late now...."
"You're crazy," Tera cried.
"Hahahaha! I think it's great!" Yolei commented. "Come on and answer, Tera!"
Tera looked at them all slowly. "Not a word of this must reach the ears of anyone else," she demanded. "Or we'll all be in for it." The girls nodded in understanding. Tera took a deep breath.
"I know that he has a pair of blue ones with soccer balls on them," she grinned. The girls smiled in amusement.
"That would figure!" Sora said. "It definitely fits. Now, how do you know?"
"Because," Tera responded evasively. The girls groaned.
"That's not an answer!" they cried.
"You don't mean that you did something...naughty?" Lily asked delicately. Tera sighed.
"That's for me to know," she said. Yolei's eyebrows nearly shot off of her face as she raised them in surprise.
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"No way, Yagami!" Matt cried. He thwacked Tai on the back. Tai's face went a strange red/grey color.
"It's not what you think!" he responded. Davis was smiling evilly. "Get that grin off of your face, Motimiya! Go read your girl's magazines!"
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"I did not!" Tera cried. "I did not, I did not!"
"Then how do you know?" Jen asked curiously. "It's part of the question!"
"Well," Tera started sheepishly, "I, uh...y'see...I kinda walked in on him when he was about to use the, uh..." Tera's mind searched for the Japanese word. She waved her hands as she tried to remember. "The furo." Everyone squealed, shouted, or looked grossed out.
"No way! He was undressing before washing off to get into the bath? And you walked in on him when he was about to take his boxers off?" Yolei shouted. Tera nodded. Jen looked disturbed.
"I bet you've seen him in his boxers a lot of times, you being his cousin," the purple-haired girl teased Jen.
"Yeah. So?" Jen shrugged. "It's different for Tera."
"You lucky person, you!" Lily said. Everyone laughed.
"That's not exactly what I consider luck!" Jen replied. She shivered.
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"Ah well..." Matt said with a shrug. "I guess that wouldn't happen, anyway."
"What are you trying to say, Ishida?" Tai demanded. Matt grinned.
"Nothing, nothing."
"Hah! Sora's next, so you'd better shut up! I want to hear this!"
*************
"They're cute. At least the ones I know about. They're white and covered with music notes!" Sora grinned.
"Awww!" some of the girls cooed. Others laughed.
*************
"Awww, so cute, Yama!" Tai teased. "What kind of stuff have you got yourself tangled in?"
"It's nothing," Matt replied, trying to keep his calm, cool air.
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"And before you ask if I did something, I'll have you know that I gave them to him as part of a birthday present!" Sora added.
************
"Ah, well," Tai echoed teasingly with a shrug. "I guess that wouldn't happen, anyway."
"Shut up," Matt said bitterly.
"Why would a girl give a guy a pair of boxers?" Davis wondered.
"So she can answer this kind of question without awkwardness during a game of truth," Ken supplied. Davis nodded in understanding.
************
"Oooooooh!!! I'm next! I'm next!" Yolei cheered. "Guess what? Ken's got red ones covered with white hearts!"
There was a shocked silence. After a moment it was broken by Jen and Tera breaking into fits of laughter.
"No way! The ex-Digimon Emperor wears boxers like that?!" Jen choked as she battled for air.
"Maybe he even wore them when he was the Digimon Emperor! Just like Davis said-'Underneath, he's a gentle person'!" Tera cried.
************
"My Mother gave me those," Ken explained to the group of sniggering boys.
"Such a softie underneath it all, Kenny," Matt joked.
"Wait a sec," TK said. "How does she know?" The boys gave Ken accusing looks.
"I have no idea," Ken desperately said. "But, now that I think about it...I haven't seen that pair of boxers for a long time now...."
************
"How the heck did you find that out?" Lily asked. She looked like she wasn't sure if she really wanted to know.
"Well, remember when I said that I went in his room to return that book?" Yolei started.
"Yes," Kari replied. "Back in chapter one."
"Exactly. Well, his Mom left a pile of laundry on his dresser for him to put away later," continued Yolei.
"Don't tell me you went pawing through it!" Tera exclaimed.
"No! The heart boxers were on top!" Yolei defended frantically. The girls didn't look at all convinced. "I swear!"
"Did you swipe 'em?" Jen teased.
"Huh?" Yolei asked. Her face turned red.
"Did you swipe 'em?" Jen repeated slowly.
"I! W-why would I-I-"
"I bet there's a fangirl out there somewhere who would pay big bucks for those!" Tera teased. "You should post them on Ebay!"
"No way!" Yolei cried. Suddenly her face darkened even more.
"So you did take them!" Sora exclaimed. Kari looked grossed out.
"You may even have them with you!" Tera added. She lunged towards Yolei's bag.
"No!" Yolei shouted. Tera pawed through Yolei's possessions. A triumphant look crossed her face as she daintily lifted something from the bag with two fingers. She stood up and displayed a red pair of boxers with white hearts for all to see, holding it as far away from herself as she could.
"Ooooooh!"
"EWWWWW!"
"Arrrgh!"
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"Hahahahahaha! I don't believe it!" Matt cried, gasping desperately for air.
"Man, that is too gross," Davis shuddered. Ken looked stricken. Izzy made a choking sound, and TK promptly got up and smacked him on the back until whatever had gotten stuck in his throat dislodged itself.
"Hey, Ken, we can make a lot of easy money off of your boxers! I'm gonna go raid your dresser!" Tai proposed, laughing as quietly as he could. Matt sniggered.
"This is too good! I'll remember this for as long as I live!"
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After a solid six minutes of loud laughter, all the girls except Yolei were sprawled out on Jen's carpet, gasping for air and holding their aching sides. Lily sat up and said, "Kari's next," before collapsing back onto the floor. Kari blushed terribly.
"Well, I, uh...."
"C'mon Kari! Tera, Sora, and I had to say it...there's no way I'm letting you slip out if it!" Yolei exclaimed as she clutched the heart boxers in her hands. Kari sighed.
"Oh, fine. Remember that basketball tournament I told you about?" she asked sheepishly.
"Right, in chapter 4. How could we forget so soon?" Sora asked.
"Well, uh... See, this girl at school seems to have something against me...."
"Don't worry, Kari," Tera started wisely. "There's always someone who hates you, no matter how nice you are. Usually they're jealous."
Kari nodded slowly. "After the tournament, she, uh...." The poor girl turned dark red. "She pushed me into the boy's locker room...."
"NO!" Yolei cried in disbelief. "Well, did you see TK?"
"Well, he was holding his shirt, wearing just boxers...White ones, covered with smiley faces.... I guess there were other people in there, but I kind of froze, so...."
"So I pulled you back out," Lily remembered.
"Yes, thanks again," Kari replied.
"...Smiley faces?" Jen asked in bewilderment.
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"Who was that girl, TK? After I kill you, she's next!" Tai growled. TK edged away, grimacing heavily.
"I'm glad to know that your boxers are happy and smiling, TK. I know I wouldn't be if I were them, bro," Matt teased.
"Smiley faces, TU?" Davis asked with a grin.
"Shut up, or we won't be able to hear Lily, Davis!" TK replied angrily.
*************
"That's horrible. Remind me to put that girl on my Kick Butt List," Jen said. Tera nodded in agreement.
"It was kinda funny, though. Someone pushing innocent little Kari into the scary boy's locker room!" Sora said with a grin. "Well Lily, you have to go next."
"Right," Lily said with a sigh. "Okay, I don't know if you guys are gonna believe this. Well, Jun-you know, Davis' big sister-seems to approve of me."
"I bet it's because Davis is away from home more because of you," Tera joked. Lily frowned before continuing.
"Jun seemed to think that sending me a picture of Davis was a good way to, uh, tell me that I'm okay with her." Lily smiled. "And I have to say that I agree."
"No way! Davis was wearing boxers in the picture?" Yolei cried.
"Yup...blue ones with yellow duckies."
***********
"Duckies will be taking over the world soon, after all," Tai teased the younger version of himself.
"Be quiet," Davis snapped as he blushed.
"What is wrong with you? Ducks are...ducks! They're just birds!" TK pointed out.
"Shut up! Ducks are way cooler than you, TJ!" Davis shot back. The boys snickered.
***********
"But the best part may be the look on his face...he's furious." Lily laughed.
"Like, 'Don't take my picture, you jerk!' right?" Tera asked. Lily nodded.
"Well, go for it Jen," Sora requested.
"Darn, I forgot that I have to answer the question too," Jen frowned. "Remember this summer? Specifically, the week that went in the record book as the hottest week in Odaiba ever?"
"I remember. I kept going to the snowy part of the Digiworld to remember how it feels to be cold," Yolei said.
"Well, the air conditioning in my apartment complex went on the fritz. It was terrible. Everyone in Odaiba Mansion was grumpy, irritable, and, most of all, drained. We all were in catatonic states, walking around like zombies, and-"
"We get the point, Jen. It was hot and that made everyone tired and mad. Continue," Tera cut in.
"Fine, fine. Well, I went over to Izzy's-"
"He lives in here too, right? I mean this apartment complex, the Odaiba Mansion," Lily asked.
"Yeah," Jen answered. "He's actually right down the hall. Anyway, I went over to Izzy's-you know, misery loves company and all that-and he was napping on top of his bed in just his boxers."
The girls grinned. "You always walk into good situations," Sora smirked. Jen smiled.
"So I got lucky," she said. "Oh! I almost forgot to tell you what they looked like! They were cute! Red with pineapples on them!" The girls laughed.
"He never stops thinking about his Pineapple Laptop, huh?" Tera asked.
***********
The boys looked over at Izzy. Suddenly Matt realized that he had been chomping away at the apple. "W-what are you doing?" he asked nervously. Izzy gulped, and the fruit finally fell out of his mouth. He grinned triumphantly at the boys.
"No!" TK whimpered. "Please, no!"
"Don't do it!" Tai begged.
"C-come on, man, they'll kill us," Matt added. Izzy stood up and took a step towards the door.
"Oh, no you don't!" Davis hissed. He jumped and knocked Izzy flat on the ground. Unfortunately, they fell into a small table, knocking it and its contents to the floor with a loud crash. The boys froze, horror stricken, as the girls screamed and the doorknob began to rattle....
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Jen: One more chapter!
Yama: Thank God!
Jen: Hmph! This chapter was really hard for me to write. I kept having to stop, and I don't know why....
Yama: Poor you.
Jen: Well, everyone... I'll be on vacation from the 16th of August to the 23rd. Don't bother checking in during that week. I may get some more stuff up before then, so don't forget about me! Bye bye! Read and review!
Jen: Hiiiii everyone! I really wanna finish this fic and get it outta the way... I'm working on two other ones now, you know. Check out Guard Tamers and Dungeons, Dragons, Digidestineds and the Readers. Guard Tamers is soooo good (well, it will be-currently it only has two chapters) and the other one is gonna be soooo funny! In the next chapter that I will post soon (I swear!) Joe gets chased by a giant, talking-
Yama: Don't give it away, Jen.
Jen: Alright. But trust me, it'll be hilarious. Try not to wet yourself when you read it ^^
Yama: I wish you wouldn't advertise your fics.
Jen: Well, usually this website hates me and it doesn't put my updated stuff on the list that shows up when you click the link for the Digimon fics. So no one knows about my new stuff except for the few people that check. I need some way to spread awareness of my fics.
Yama: So sometimes it's on the list, and usually it's not?
Jen: Yup. And I get depressed if I only get a few reviews for my hard work....
Yama: Yeah, poor you. Just start the dumb fic.
Jen: Hmph. Enjoy the fic, everyone! Spread awareness! R&R!!!
Yama: *sweatdrop* Just enjoy it, people.
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Jen's Question
"Ah! I have it! Be afraid, everyone!" Jen declared. "No one else would come up with something so diabolical, so evil, so...hilarious! Now, you must reveal this: What do your boyfriend's boxers look like, and how do you know?!"
There was a stunned silence both inside the room and out. Finally, Davis was able to whisper to Ken, "So that's why the story is called My Boyfriend's Boxers!"
"Thanks for pointing out the yellow elephant in the middle of the room, Davis," TK quietly shot back. The boys all shared uncomfortable looks.
"And I do believe that it's Tera's turn!" Jen pointed out happily. "Although I really don't wanna know about Tai's boxers...Oops, too late now...."
"You're crazy," Tera cried.
"Hahahaha! I think it's great!" Yolei commented. "Come on and answer, Tera!"
Tera looked at them all slowly. "Not a word of this must reach the ears of anyone else," she demanded. "Or we'll all be in for it." The girls nodded in understanding. Tera took a deep breath.
"I know that he has a pair of blue ones with soccer balls on them," she grinned. The girls smiled in amusement.
"That would figure!" Sora said. "It definitely fits. Now, how do you know?"
"Because," Tera responded evasively. The girls groaned.
"That's not an answer!" they cried.
"You don't mean that you did something...naughty?" Lily asked delicately. Tera sighed.
"That's for me to know," she said. Yolei's eyebrows nearly shot off of her face as she raised them in surprise.
**************
"No way, Yagami!" Matt cried. He thwacked Tai on the back. Tai's face went a strange red/grey color.
"It's not what you think!" he responded. Davis was smiling evilly. "Get that grin off of your face, Motimiya! Go read your girl's magazines!"
*************
"I did not!" Tera cried. "I did not, I did not!"
"Then how do you know?" Jen asked curiously. "It's part of the question!"
"Well," Tera started sheepishly, "I, uh...y'see...I kinda walked in on him when he was about to use the, uh..." Tera's mind searched for the Japanese word. She waved her hands as she tried to remember. "The furo." Everyone squealed, shouted, or looked grossed out.
"No way! He was undressing before washing off to get into the bath? And you walked in on him when he was about to take his boxers off?" Yolei shouted. Tera nodded. Jen looked disturbed.
"I bet you've seen him in his boxers a lot of times, you being his cousin," the purple-haired girl teased Jen.
"Yeah. So?" Jen shrugged. "It's different for Tera."
"You lucky person, you!" Lily said. Everyone laughed.
"That's not exactly what I consider luck!" Jen replied. She shivered.
*************
"Ah well..." Matt said with a shrug. "I guess that wouldn't happen, anyway."
"What are you trying to say, Ishida?" Tai demanded. Matt grinned.
"Nothing, nothing."
"Hah! Sora's next, so you'd better shut up! I want to hear this!"
*************
"They're cute. At least the ones I know about. They're white and covered with music notes!" Sora grinned.
"Awww!" some of the girls cooed. Others laughed.
*************
"Awww, so cute, Yama!" Tai teased. "What kind of stuff have you got yourself tangled in?"
"It's nothing," Matt replied, trying to keep his calm, cool air.
************
"And before you ask if I did something, I'll have you know that I gave them to him as part of a birthday present!" Sora added.
************
"Ah, well," Tai echoed teasingly with a shrug. "I guess that wouldn't happen, anyway."
"Shut up," Matt said bitterly.
"Why would a girl give a guy a pair of boxers?" Davis wondered.
"So she can answer this kind of question without awkwardness during a game of truth," Ken supplied. Davis nodded in understanding.
************
"Oooooooh!!! I'm next! I'm next!" Yolei cheered. "Guess what? Ken's got red ones covered with white hearts!"
There was a shocked silence. After a moment it was broken by Jen and Tera breaking into fits of laughter.
"No way! The ex-Digimon Emperor wears boxers like that?!" Jen choked as she battled for air.
"Maybe he even wore them when he was the Digimon Emperor! Just like Davis said-'Underneath, he's a gentle person'!" Tera cried.
************
"My Mother gave me those," Ken explained to the group of sniggering boys.
"Such a softie underneath it all, Kenny," Matt joked.
"Wait a sec," TK said. "How does she know?" The boys gave Ken accusing looks.
"I have no idea," Ken desperately said. "But, now that I think about it...I haven't seen that pair of boxers for a long time now...."
************
"How the heck did you find that out?" Lily asked. She looked like she wasn't sure if she really wanted to know.
"Well, remember when I said that I went in his room to return that book?" Yolei started.
"Yes," Kari replied. "Back in chapter one."
"Exactly. Well, his Mom left a pile of laundry on his dresser for him to put away later," continued Yolei.
"Don't tell me you went pawing through it!" Tera exclaimed.
"No! The heart boxers were on top!" Yolei defended frantically. The girls didn't look at all convinced. "I swear!"
"Did you swipe 'em?" Jen teased.
"Huh?" Yolei asked. Her face turned red.
"Did you swipe 'em?" Jen repeated slowly.
"I! W-why would I-I-"
"I bet there's a fangirl out there somewhere who would pay big bucks for those!" Tera teased. "You should post them on Ebay!"
"No way!" Yolei cried. Suddenly her face darkened even more.
"So you did take them!" Sora exclaimed. Kari looked grossed out.
"You may even have them with you!" Tera added. She lunged towards Yolei's bag.
"No!" Yolei shouted. Tera pawed through Yolei's possessions. A triumphant look crossed her face as she daintily lifted something from the bag with two fingers. She stood up and displayed a red pair of boxers with white hearts for all to see, holding it as far away from herself as she could.
"Ooooooh!"
"EWWWWW!"
"Arrrgh!"
***************
"Hahahahahaha! I don't believe it!" Matt cried, gasping desperately for air.
"Man, that is too gross," Davis shuddered. Ken looked stricken. Izzy made a choking sound, and TK promptly got up and smacked him on the back until whatever had gotten stuck in his throat dislodged itself.
"Hey, Ken, we can make a lot of easy money off of your boxers! I'm gonna go raid your dresser!" Tai proposed, laughing as quietly as he could. Matt sniggered.
"This is too good! I'll remember this for as long as I live!"
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After a solid six minutes of loud laughter, all the girls except Yolei were sprawled out on Jen's carpet, gasping for air and holding their aching sides. Lily sat up and said, "Kari's next," before collapsing back onto the floor. Kari blushed terribly.
"Well, I, uh...."
"C'mon Kari! Tera, Sora, and I had to say it...there's no way I'm letting you slip out if it!" Yolei exclaimed as she clutched the heart boxers in her hands. Kari sighed.
"Oh, fine. Remember that basketball tournament I told you about?" she asked sheepishly.
"Right, in chapter 4. How could we forget so soon?" Sora asked.
"Well, uh... See, this girl at school seems to have something against me...."
"Don't worry, Kari," Tera started wisely. "There's always someone who hates you, no matter how nice you are. Usually they're jealous."
Kari nodded slowly. "After the tournament, she, uh...." The poor girl turned dark red. "She pushed me into the boy's locker room...."
"NO!" Yolei cried in disbelief. "Well, did you see TK?"
"Well, he was holding his shirt, wearing just boxers...White ones, covered with smiley faces.... I guess there were other people in there, but I kind of froze, so...."
"So I pulled you back out," Lily remembered.
"Yes, thanks again," Kari replied.
"...Smiley faces?" Jen asked in bewilderment.
*************
"Who was that girl, TK? After I kill you, she's next!" Tai growled. TK edged away, grimacing heavily.
"I'm glad to know that your boxers are happy and smiling, TK. I know I wouldn't be if I were them, bro," Matt teased.
"Smiley faces, TU?" Davis asked with a grin.
"Shut up, or we won't be able to hear Lily, Davis!" TK replied angrily.
*************
"That's horrible. Remind me to put that girl on my Kick Butt List," Jen said. Tera nodded in agreement.
"It was kinda funny, though. Someone pushing innocent little Kari into the scary boy's locker room!" Sora said with a grin. "Well Lily, you have to go next."
"Right," Lily said with a sigh. "Okay, I don't know if you guys are gonna believe this. Well, Jun-you know, Davis' big sister-seems to approve of me."
"I bet it's because Davis is away from home more because of you," Tera joked. Lily frowned before continuing.
"Jun seemed to think that sending me a picture of Davis was a good way to, uh, tell me that I'm okay with her." Lily smiled. "And I have to say that I agree."
"No way! Davis was wearing boxers in the picture?" Yolei cried.
"Yup...blue ones with yellow duckies."
***********
"Duckies will be taking over the world soon, after all," Tai teased the younger version of himself.
"Be quiet," Davis snapped as he blushed.
"What is wrong with you? Ducks are...ducks! They're just birds!" TK pointed out.
"Shut up! Ducks are way cooler than you, TJ!" Davis shot back. The boys snickered.
***********
"But the best part may be the look on his face...he's furious." Lily laughed.
"Like, 'Don't take my picture, you jerk!' right?" Tera asked. Lily nodded.
"Well, go for it Jen," Sora requested.
"Darn, I forgot that I have to answer the question too," Jen frowned. "Remember this summer? Specifically, the week that went in the record book as the hottest week in Odaiba ever?"
"I remember. I kept going to the snowy part of the Digiworld to remember how it feels to be cold," Yolei said.
"Well, the air conditioning in my apartment complex went on the fritz. It was terrible. Everyone in Odaiba Mansion was grumpy, irritable, and, most of all, drained. We all were in catatonic states, walking around like zombies, and-"
"We get the point, Jen. It was hot and that made everyone tired and mad. Continue," Tera cut in.
"Fine, fine. Well, I went over to Izzy's-"
"He lives in here too, right? I mean this apartment complex, the Odaiba Mansion," Lily asked.
"Yeah," Jen answered. "He's actually right down the hall. Anyway, I went over to Izzy's-you know, misery loves company and all that-and he was napping on top of his bed in just his boxers."
The girls grinned. "You always walk into good situations," Sora smirked. Jen smiled.
"So I got lucky," she said. "Oh! I almost forgot to tell you what they looked like! They were cute! Red with pineapples on them!" The girls laughed.
"He never stops thinking about his Pineapple Laptop, huh?" Tera asked.
***********
The boys looked over at Izzy. Suddenly Matt realized that he had been chomping away at the apple. "W-what are you doing?" he asked nervously. Izzy gulped, and the fruit finally fell out of his mouth. He grinned triumphantly at the boys.
"No!" TK whimpered. "Please, no!"
"Don't do it!" Tai begged.
"C-come on, man, they'll kill us," Matt added. Izzy stood up and took a step towards the door.
"Oh, no you don't!" Davis hissed. He jumped and knocked Izzy flat on the ground. Unfortunately, they fell into a small table, knocking it and its contents to the floor with a loud crash. The boys froze, horror stricken, as the girls screamed and the doorknob began to rattle....
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Jen: One more chapter!
Yama: Thank God!
Jen: Hmph! This chapter was really hard for me to write. I kept having to stop, and I don't know why....
Yama: Poor you.
Jen: Well, everyone... I'll be on vacation from the 16th of August to the 23rd. Don't bother checking in during that week. I may get some more stuff up before then, so don't forget about me! Bye bye! Read and review!