Disclaimer: When will you people learn? This is the sixth time this fic that I've told you that I DO NOT own Digimon! Or Tera! Or Lily! Little Indigo owns Adrian, who is a member of my version of The Teenage Wolves (Matt, Kakeyu, Yaten, Adrian, and Mitz). Haffa nice day, and don't sue me!
Jen: Hah! The last chapter!
Yama: Are you sad this time?
Jen: Nope! Not at all! See, I've got two other fics to work on, so there's no time for regret!
Yama: Ahhh, I see. So, are you refreshed after you trip to the Outer Banks?
Jen: Oh, yes. So refreshed that I got a great new idea for another fic!
Yama: Jen, let me remind you that you are working on two other fics. Maybe you should save it for later...?
Jen: Yeah, well I figured I'd make Dungeons, Dragons, and Digimon pretty short. To tell you the truth, I don't like it much. But then, this fic was pretty short, and it took me ages.... And you know, I start high school on September 2nd.
Yama: Well, let's hear about this mysterious new fic.
Jen: Heheheh, I was hoping you'd ask! Well, the Digidestineds are going on vacation in an Outer Banks beach house with NO parental supervision for a week!
Yama: Hey, I might actually like this one! *grin*
Jen: I hope you're not thinking bad thoughts, Yama. Anyway, it will be sooo funny and, as always, filled with romance! Funny romance! Yay! I'm thinking that it will be kinda like Odaiba High, only it has nothing to do with school and it's set at the beach.
Yama: But for the time being, enjoy the conclusion of My Boyfriend's Boxers. Keep checking Jen's FF.net profile for great fics after this (yes, she did pay me to say that) and watch out for Away From it All, that fic that Jen just advertised.
Jen: Right! Don't forget about me, people! Please continue to enjoy my fics. Your support really motivates me. So, the last chapter! Revenge! Thanks for reading and ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Revenge
Davis saw his life flash before his eyes as the doorknob rattled above his head. The boys wanted to run, but they were frozen with horror, thier upper bodies uncomfortably stiff and their legs unstable and wobbly. The mini Tai was halfway through the memory of breaking his first window when the door opened and smashed painfully against his skull. He heard about two or three high pitched screams before total silence fell over the hallway.
Jen was standing in her doorway, and her grey oversized shirt covered by a white robe featuring green frogs looked like a military uniform to the frightened boys. The faces of Tera, Lily, Sora, Kari, and Yolei could be made out behind her. Their expressions ranged from amused to enraged, but it was clear that they all had but one thing on their mind:
REVENGE.
"So," Yolei started as she stared at the culprits. "I see that we haven't learned our lessons."
"Last time we were really, really easy on you!" Lily exclaimed. "We just held the world's biggest pillow fight! Today you won't get off so easily! Right girls?"
"Right," Sora replied in a dangerous tone. She marched right over to Matt and grabbed his arm, pulling him to his feet with a sharp tug. Somehow Matt managed to stay standing, although his legs were reduced to jello. This conveniently allowed Sora to drag him into the bathroom without much trouble.
"The first to go," Davis whispered. A loud gasp suddenly caught his attention.
"MOTIMIYA!!! Get off of him!" The next thing Davis knew, someone was uncerimoniously shoving him off of Izzy.
"Alright...who tied him up?!" Jen demanded as she tried to free Izzy from the tight ropes.
"They all did...except Ken," the redhead replied as he tried to rub some feeling back into his wrists.
"They forced you to come, didn't they?" Jen asked. Izzy nodded vigorously.
"Don't act all innocent!" Yolei snapped. "His computer is set up right here!"
"Ken did it," Izzy said. Yolei blinked in surprise before rounding on Ken.
"You! You! Why, I-oooh!" she shouted in a highly irritated tone. Before she knew what she was doing, she was pulling her arm back. Ken gasped and ducked to avoid her fist, and the next moment he was springing to his feet and running for his life as Yolei chased him around the apartment. A loud scream stopped both of them in their tracks.
Everyone looked towards the bathroom. "The first to go," Davis whimpered again. Once again he felt a sharp pain in his hard head; Lily had pulled back the strap of his goggles and allowed it to hit him. "Ow!"
Lily pulled the goggles off of him and pocketed them. "Hey! What are you doing?" demanded Davis. "Give those back! Now!"
"You don't get this back until you've learned your lesson!" Lily exclaimed. Davis's jaw moved soundlessly as he stared at her in disbelief.
Suddenly the door to the bathroom opened, and Matt stumbled into the hall again. However, his hair was hanging wet and limp around his face and his shirt was drenched. The girls all watched as droplets of water fell from his beautiful blonde locks and, despite their anger, couldn't help but laugh.
Matt lunged towards TK and made a grab at his hat, but Kari snatched it right before he did. TK cried out in pain as his brother nearly pulled his hair out. "I'm keeping this for a while!" Kari stated as she fit the hat onto her head.
"You'll just have to go home like that, Yama-chan," Sora said as she stepped out of the bathroom. "Maybe if you're lucky no one will recognize you." Matt whiped his drenched hair away from his eyes in order to glare at her.
"I like that idea! As a matter of fact, I like it a lot, Sora!" Tera cried. She stood threateningly over Taichi.
"Wait! No!" Tai shouted as Tera tried to pull him into the bathroom.
"Don't let them take you alive!" Davis screamed. Ken realized that Yolei was getting over the shock of seeing Matt with his hair wrecked. He made a mad dash for the door, closely followed by Matt, TK, and Davis, who was shouting something about retreating and not wanting to leave him troops in the battlefield but having no choice. A few moments later they were followed by Tai, who's hair now greatly resembled Matt's.
There was a silence after the door snapped shut. Tera started laughing, and it was contagious; soon everyone had gotten over their anger. However, there was still that matter of revenge....
"Well, Izzy," Jen said in a buisness-like tone. "Are you willing to help me out?"
"Certainly," the redhead replied, although he wasn't sure what was going to be asked of him.
"I just need you to contact a Digimon or two for me...."
*********
"Tai! Tai! Hey, man!" Matt shouted as he spotted his friend on the way to school. Tai turned and stopped to wait for him.
"I see you're not walking with Jen, Izzy, and Tera today," Matt observed. Tai laughed hollowly.
"Yeah, right. I'm just glad I didn't run into anyone I recognized last night on the way home," he said with a snort.
"You were luckier than I was, then. Damn Adrian...." Matt groaned.
They were almost at school when they saw it. A string was tied between two trees, and hanging on that string....
"Hey! There they are!" an Odaiba High student cried as Matt and Tai came into sight. Matt sighed and pulled a pen out of his pocket, expecting to be asked for an autograph. However, he heard several people shout something about him having nice underwear, causing him to look up in alarm.
Tai's blue boxers with soccor balls all over them were hanging on the string, and a huge piece of poster board that read 'TAICHI YAMAGI'S' was right beside it. Matt's music note boxers were displayed right beside them with 'YAMATO ISHIDA'S' hanging close by.
The boys felt their faces turn red. High up in the branches of one of the trees, Gatomon watched their reaction with satisfaction. She had snuck into their rooms to steal the boxers and deliver them to the girls herself. The cat-like Digimon lept stealthily down to report the sucess of the 'mission' to Jen, Sora, Izzy, and Tera.
*********
"WHAT-THE-HELL...!" Davis shouted as he watched his duckie boxers flap in the breeze. They were positioned on a string between two trees in a place near his school, just like Tai's and Matt's. His name was written beside them as well.
TK felt his face darken as his boxers smiled down at him with 'TAKERU TAKAISHI'S' written clearly on a poster board beside them. Next to them was a pair of black boxers with little red rockets all over them with 'KEN "THE ROCKET" ICHIJOUJI'S' written nearby-apparently Yolei had refused to surrender his heart boxers. Also, it seemed that they figured Ken was so well known that it didn't matter if his boxers weren't hanging outside his school. He would still suffer just as much.
Tentomon chuckled as he watched the boy's blush with embarrassment. He had hung up both of the strings with the boxers on them himself, purposely putting them in a place that was high enough to make sure they could be seen from a distance and could not be taken down easily. The Vaccine Digimon couldn't wait to tell Kari, Lily, and Yolei that the plan had worked like a charm.
**********
"And so," Yolei wrapped up her speech, "we never want to find you eavesdropping on us again. Ever. Or else."
"Yes, ma'am," the boys chourosed dully. Lily tossed Davis his goggles, and Kari returned TK's hat.
"Sir, yes, sir!" Davis said, making a faint attempt at a joke. Yolei glared at him and he fell silent.
"So," Tera said to break the silence, "we're even. No hard feelings, right?" The boys glared at her.
"Oh, come on! You so deserved that!" Yolei shouted. The guys shared glances.
"Alright, alright," Tai sighed. "No hard feelings."
"Great!" Jen exclaimed. "I've got a craving for some ice cream! I heard there's a great new parlor where that little French cafe used to be. Who's with me?"
Everyone seemed to be for that notion, so everyone got up and headed out of the park.
"By the way, it's your treat, boys!" Jen teased.
"WHAT?!"
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Jen: Teehee! ^^
Yama: Do you think there are French cafes in Japan?
Jen: I dunno! Maybe?
Yama: *sigh* Well, that's all she wrote, folks!
Jen: Right! I had fun doing this, and I hope you all had fun reading it! I hope you all continue to check my profile and read my fics! I love you guys! *hugz* And now, the custom that I adopted from Tera's Truth or Dare fic! Sending notes to reviewers that really caught my attention!
Lady Tiger Lily: Hiii Tera! You're the best! The coolest! The greatest! Thanks for continuing to allow me to use Tera in my fics, as I plan to continue doing! Thanks too for your support and for inspiring me with ideas for my fics! Luv ya lots, One-chan!
Lily: LILY! *glomp* Hi cousin! Wheeee! Thanks for the support! I'm so glad to have such a cool relative! You're the best-can I trade you with my brother? ^^ Luv ya!
Vi: Hewwo Vi! I like brainstorming with you, and I hope we can continue to trade ideas. Thanks for always reviewing! Luv ya! MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ^^
Melinda: Wow, I've got a Number One fan now! Coolness! You always seemed so happy to see an update! Thanks a lot for all the reviews. I hope you continue to read my stuff!
Theresa (or Yolei, or whoever you are!): Hey! I know you were always waiting for me to update. Sorry, I know it takes me a while! I really appriciate all your reviews. Please stick with me!
Thank you to everyone! I love all of you! *glomp* Thanks for reading My Boyfriend's Boxers! Well, that's all-das ende! See you!
Jen: Hah! The last chapter!
Yama: Are you sad this time?
Jen: Nope! Not at all! See, I've got two other fics to work on, so there's no time for regret!
Yama: Ahhh, I see. So, are you refreshed after you trip to the Outer Banks?
Jen: Oh, yes. So refreshed that I got a great new idea for another fic!
Yama: Jen, let me remind you that you are working on two other fics. Maybe you should save it for later...?
Jen: Yeah, well I figured I'd make Dungeons, Dragons, and Digimon pretty short. To tell you the truth, I don't like it much. But then, this fic was pretty short, and it took me ages.... And you know, I start high school on September 2nd.
Yama: Well, let's hear about this mysterious new fic.
Jen: Heheheh, I was hoping you'd ask! Well, the Digidestineds are going on vacation in an Outer Banks beach house with NO parental supervision for a week!
Yama: Hey, I might actually like this one! *grin*
Jen: I hope you're not thinking bad thoughts, Yama. Anyway, it will be sooo funny and, as always, filled with romance! Funny romance! Yay! I'm thinking that it will be kinda like Odaiba High, only it has nothing to do with school and it's set at the beach.
Yama: But for the time being, enjoy the conclusion of My Boyfriend's Boxers. Keep checking Jen's FF.net profile for great fics after this (yes, she did pay me to say that) and watch out for Away From it All, that fic that Jen just advertised.
Jen: Right! Don't forget about me, people! Please continue to enjoy my fics. Your support really motivates me. So, the last chapter! Revenge! Thanks for reading and ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****************************************************************************
Revenge
Davis saw his life flash before his eyes as the doorknob rattled above his head. The boys wanted to run, but they were frozen with horror, thier upper bodies uncomfortably stiff and their legs unstable and wobbly. The mini Tai was halfway through the memory of breaking his first window when the door opened and smashed painfully against his skull. He heard about two or three high pitched screams before total silence fell over the hallway.
Jen was standing in her doorway, and her grey oversized shirt covered by a white robe featuring green frogs looked like a military uniform to the frightened boys. The faces of Tera, Lily, Sora, Kari, and Yolei could be made out behind her. Their expressions ranged from amused to enraged, but it was clear that they all had but one thing on their mind:
REVENGE.
"So," Yolei started as she stared at the culprits. "I see that we haven't learned our lessons."
"Last time we were really, really easy on you!" Lily exclaimed. "We just held the world's biggest pillow fight! Today you won't get off so easily! Right girls?"
"Right," Sora replied in a dangerous tone. She marched right over to Matt and grabbed his arm, pulling him to his feet with a sharp tug. Somehow Matt managed to stay standing, although his legs were reduced to jello. This conveniently allowed Sora to drag him into the bathroom without much trouble.
"The first to go," Davis whispered. A loud gasp suddenly caught his attention.
"MOTIMIYA!!! Get off of him!" The next thing Davis knew, someone was uncerimoniously shoving him off of Izzy.
"Alright...who tied him up?!" Jen demanded as she tried to free Izzy from the tight ropes.
"They all did...except Ken," the redhead replied as he tried to rub some feeling back into his wrists.
"They forced you to come, didn't they?" Jen asked. Izzy nodded vigorously.
"Don't act all innocent!" Yolei snapped. "His computer is set up right here!"
"Ken did it," Izzy said. Yolei blinked in surprise before rounding on Ken.
"You! You! Why, I-oooh!" she shouted in a highly irritated tone. Before she knew what she was doing, she was pulling her arm back. Ken gasped and ducked to avoid her fist, and the next moment he was springing to his feet and running for his life as Yolei chased him around the apartment. A loud scream stopped both of them in their tracks.
Everyone looked towards the bathroom. "The first to go," Davis whimpered again. Once again he felt a sharp pain in his hard head; Lily had pulled back the strap of his goggles and allowed it to hit him. "Ow!"
Lily pulled the goggles off of him and pocketed them. "Hey! What are you doing?" demanded Davis. "Give those back! Now!"
"You don't get this back until you've learned your lesson!" Lily exclaimed. Davis's jaw moved soundlessly as he stared at her in disbelief.
Suddenly the door to the bathroom opened, and Matt stumbled into the hall again. However, his hair was hanging wet and limp around his face and his shirt was drenched. The girls all watched as droplets of water fell from his beautiful blonde locks and, despite their anger, couldn't help but laugh.
Matt lunged towards TK and made a grab at his hat, but Kari snatched it right before he did. TK cried out in pain as his brother nearly pulled his hair out. "I'm keeping this for a while!" Kari stated as she fit the hat onto her head.
"You'll just have to go home like that, Yama-chan," Sora said as she stepped out of the bathroom. "Maybe if you're lucky no one will recognize you." Matt whiped his drenched hair away from his eyes in order to glare at her.
"I like that idea! As a matter of fact, I like it a lot, Sora!" Tera cried. She stood threateningly over Taichi.
"Wait! No!" Tai shouted as Tera tried to pull him into the bathroom.
"Don't let them take you alive!" Davis screamed. Ken realized that Yolei was getting over the shock of seeing Matt with his hair wrecked. He made a mad dash for the door, closely followed by Matt, TK, and Davis, who was shouting something about retreating and not wanting to leave him troops in the battlefield but having no choice. A few moments later they were followed by Tai, who's hair now greatly resembled Matt's.
There was a silence after the door snapped shut. Tera started laughing, and it was contagious; soon everyone had gotten over their anger. However, there was still that matter of revenge....
"Well, Izzy," Jen said in a buisness-like tone. "Are you willing to help me out?"
"Certainly," the redhead replied, although he wasn't sure what was going to be asked of him.
"I just need you to contact a Digimon or two for me...."
*********
"Tai! Tai! Hey, man!" Matt shouted as he spotted his friend on the way to school. Tai turned and stopped to wait for him.
"I see you're not walking with Jen, Izzy, and Tera today," Matt observed. Tai laughed hollowly.
"Yeah, right. I'm just glad I didn't run into anyone I recognized last night on the way home," he said with a snort.
"You were luckier than I was, then. Damn Adrian...." Matt groaned.
They were almost at school when they saw it. A string was tied between two trees, and hanging on that string....
"Hey! There they are!" an Odaiba High student cried as Matt and Tai came into sight. Matt sighed and pulled a pen out of his pocket, expecting to be asked for an autograph. However, he heard several people shout something about him having nice underwear, causing him to look up in alarm.
Tai's blue boxers with soccor balls all over them were hanging on the string, and a huge piece of poster board that read 'TAICHI YAMAGI'S' was right beside it. Matt's music note boxers were displayed right beside them with 'YAMATO ISHIDA'S' hanging close by.
The boys felt their faces turn red. High up in the branches of one of the trees, Gatomon watched their reaction with satisfaction. She had snuck into their rooms to steal the boxers and deliver them to the girls herself. The cat-like Digimon lept stealthily down to report the sucess of the 'mission' to Jen, Sora, Izzy, and Tera.
*********
"WHAT-THE-HELL...!" Davis shouted as he watched his duckie boxers flap in the breeze. They were positioned on a string between two trees in a place near his school, just like Tai's and Matt's. His name was written beside them as well.
TK felt his face darken as his boxers smiled down at him with 'TAKERU TAKAISHI'S' written clearly on a poster board beside them. Next to them was a pair of black boxers with little red rockets all over them with 'KEN "THE ROCKET" ICHIJOUJI'S' written nearby-apparently Yolei had refused to surrender his heart boxers. Also, it seemed that they figured Ken was so well known that it didn't matter if his boxers weren't hanging outside his school. He would still suffer just as much.
Tentomon chuckled as he watched the boy's blush with embarrassment. He had hung up both of the strings with the boxers on them himself, purposely putting them in a place that was high enough to make sure they could be seen from a distance and could not be taken down easily. The Vaccine Digimon couldn't wait to tell Kari, Lily, and Yolei that the plan had worked like a charm.
**********
"And so," Yolei wrapped up her speech, "we never want to find you eavesdropping on us again. Ever. Or else."
"Yes, ma'am," the boys chourosed dully. Lily tossed Davis his goggles, and Kari returned TK's hat.
"Sir, yes, sir!" Davis said, making a faint attempt at a joke. Yolei glared at him and he fell silent.
"So," Tera said to break the silence, "we're even. No hard feelings, right?" The boys glared at her.
"Oh, come on! You so deserved that!" Yolei shouted. The guys shared glances.
"Alright, alright," Tai sighed. "No hard feelings."
"Great!" Jen exclaimed. "I've got a craving for some ice cream! I heard there's a great new parlor where that little French cafe used to be. Who's with me?"
Everyone seemed to be for that notion, so everyone got up and headed out of the park.
"By the way, it's your treat, boys!" Jen teased.
"WHAT?!"
****************************************************************************
Jen: Teehee! ^^
Yama: Do you think there are French cafes in Japan?
Jen: I dunno! Maybe?
Yama: *sigh* Well, that's all she wrote, folks!
Jen: Right! I had fun doing this, and I hope you all had fun reading it! I hope you all continue to check my profile and read my fics! I love you guys! *hugz* And now, the custom that I adopted from Tera's Truth or Dare fic! Sending notes to reviewers that really caught my attention!
Lady Tiger Lily: Hiii Tera! You're the best! The coolest! The greatest! Thanks for continuing to allow me to use Tera in my fics, as I plan to continue doing! Thanks too for your support and for inspiring me with ideas for my fics! Luv ya lots, One-chan!
Lily: LILY! *glomp* Hi cousin! Wheeee! Thanks for the support! I'm so glad to have such a cool relative! You're the best-can I trade you with my brother? ^^ Luv ya!
Vi: Hewwo Vi! I like brainstorming with you, and I hope we can continue to trade ideas. Thanks for always reviewing! Luv ya! MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ^^
Melinda: Wow, I've got a Number One fan now! Coolness! You always seemed so happy to see an update! Thanks a lot for all the reviews. I hope you continue to read my stuff!
Theresa (or Yolei, or whoever you are!): Hey! I know you were always waiting for me to update. Sorry, I know it takes me a while! I really appriciate all your reviews. Please stick with me!
Thank you to everyone! I love all of you! *glomp* Thanks for reading My Boyfriend's Boxers! Well, that's all-das ende! See you!