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A/N: The closest thing to a lemon you can get me to, and no, it isn't explicit. It is very vague, in fact. Sorry to disappoint some of you.

My Eyes Can't Lie…

"I am so happy, Vinnie! Nothing could make me happier!" Yuffie said happily as she twirled and flopped on the bed on the Ghost Hotel. It was the honeymoon suite, of course.

"Are you sure about that last one?"

"What do you know that could make me happier? I feel like I'm in heaven." Yuffie got up and started dressing into more comfortable and casual attire.

"Do you think you are the one who will have the honeymoon baby or Tifa?" Vincent asked, while hugging his new wife.

"Vinnie? Do you think we are ready? That we will be ready? You do remember that my first born… our first born will be denied the happiness of sight." Yuffie turned and looked at him as he started changing his clothes as well.

"Well, I think we will since we just took care of Yukina. And I hope you remember that our children, all of our children, will be given the gift of not having my monster living in their body."

"But we apparently didn't do a good job." Yuffie said thinking back.

"That wasn't our fault, and we couldn't control that. It was out of our hands."

"I know, but I can't help but feel responsible. But this is also different. This isn't going to be a six year old. This is going to be a baby. And I'll be giving birth."

"You seemed pretty fine with it before when you almost had a child."

"I couldn't control that. I was going to have it whether I wanted it or not."

"But…"

"Not counting abortion. That wasn't even an option."

"Okay, but were you prepared?"

"I guess you don't know unless you actually have the baby, but I think I was."

"Then please bless me with a son."

"Vinnie, you know I would do anything for you."

"I love you."

"I love you too! But… did you say son? What if it's a girl?"

"Then I will thank you for blessing my cursed soul with a daughter."

"You are so cute when you use formal language!"

"Shall we enjoy the evening with the honeymoon festivities?" Vincent offered his arm.

"Hehehe! Yes, we shall!" She took his arm and walked out into the halls of the hotel.

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"Oh, Cloud! Be careful! This is our first time!"

"I know it is our first time! But if you aren't rough the first few times, it is just going to be hard all the time!

"You make that sound mandatory!"

"It is! And plus, I'm a man."

"Get a grip! It is just a plane!"

"No, it is our plane! We have to get used to all of the controls or we will never get the hang of it."

"Fine. If I die, I will never forgive you!"

"But! The vows!"

"I know, I'm just kidding. But you better not kill me!"

"I would never kill such a treasure!"

"I love you, Cloud!"

"I love you too!"

"So, what are we going to do at Costa del Sol first?"

"Rent that one house that is for sale. We have enough gil to rent it for a few days. We can go to the beach, or go in the Jacuzzi, or eat at a nice restaurant, or…"

"Okay, enough suggestions! That is more than enough."

"Well, what do you want to do?"

"I am kind of hungry. All of that wedding stuff makes me hungry."

"But we just ate!"

"Okay. If you aren't hungry, then it really isn't the same anyways."

"I was thinking more in the lines of the Jacuzzi. It is nice in there, and bubbly."

"Umm… Tifa?"

"And if it gets bubbly enough, we won't have to wear anything."

"Tifa! In a public Jacuzzi!?"

"No! We can pay a little extra and have it all to ourselves."

"You are acting kind of kinky…"

"Do you not like it?" Cloud was so busy with the controls that he hadn't noticed that Tifa had changed into a very nice, though very revealing, bikini.

"No, I didn't say anything about not liking it! I love it!" He said quickly.

"Okay, well you just get changed, and I'll take care of the flying."

"Whatever you say, love!"

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"Yay! Talk about lucky! I haven't lost a race yet!" Yuffie said happily as she put her winnings of 200 GP in her bag.

"Yes, lucky. It would be an even more joyous occasion if we both could experience your luck." Vincent said as he looked at his own bag, which had very few GP in it.

"Oh, you will experience your own luck in a few hours time." Yuffie winked at him.

"You are too cute, my dearest."

"You are too perfect, my Vinnie."

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"Tifa, that said landing pilot, not auto pilot!"

"So I pushed the wrong button. We aren't dead, are we?"

"No, I guess not. And we are in Costa del Sol now. Or close enough to it."

"See? I did something good."

"I guess so."

"Cloud?"

"Yes?"

"I want a baby."

"That's nice, dear. Maybe for your birthd—huh?" Cloud asked as he just understood what she was saying.

"I want a baby." She repeated.

"A baby… I don't know. Do you think we were the ones who were supposed to have the honeymoon baby?"

"I don't know, but I want a baby. And I think I am ready now."

"Well… we do already have a house in Nibelheim…"

"And you can work there as the weapon seller and I can be the mountain tour guide."

"But you can't do that when you get into the later stages of pregnancy."

"No, but I could do other things. Like… selling materia or something."

"Or I could just own the weapon store, and make enough money for the both of us."

"That too."

"I guess. But we will have to study about babies and stuff too."

"We can do that during the first few months."

"You seem to have this pretty planned out."

"Well, I did have time to think…"

"Since when?"

"Since you proposed."

"You wanted a baby since that long ago?"

"Well, no, but I was thinking about it. And I knew I would feel when the time was right, and I have that feeling right now."

"If you feel ready and comfortable, then I would me more than happy as your husband to help you carry a child. Our child."

"Thank you, Cloud. You know I love you."

"I know, and it is a mutual feeling."

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"Vinnie, I'm getting kind of tired. Can we go back to the room?" Yuffie asked, hugging Vincent as he won again from the newly placed slot machines.

"Of course. Let's go."

"You know, I always thought of us being married as just a dream. An unreachable fantasy. But here we are, and it seems too good to be true."

"You've done so much, you deserve your dreams to become a reality."

"You complete me in more ways than one."

"I love you, Yuffie."

"I love you too, Vinnie. You know, I think we have said that more today than any other time."

"Yeah, well. It is our honeymoon. It is expected."

They walked into their room, and Yuffie dressed into a black, lacy negligee complete with black ribbons here and there. Vincent in black silk boxers.

"I have dreamed of this for a long time." Vincent said.

"You deserve for your dreams to become a reality." Yuffie re-quoted.

"And you do just that."

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Tifa and Cloud negotiated the renting agreements and rules with the man, and nearly ran to the door of their new place. They locked the door, and went strait into the room. Their clothes and things were already there. Tifa dressed in a white, silk, sheer chemise, and Cloud in white silk boxers.

"I always wanted you to be the one, Cloud. I stayed pure just for you."

"And I you, Tifa. I always fantasized about this moment."

The crawled under the sheets and were soon oblivious to the world around them.

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"Vinnie… I think I visited heaven… and was kicked out after a taste of its wonders."

"That was great. Simply wonderful. I can't describe the feeling. I felt so breathtaking, and it was as if it was only you and me in the world. In our world."

"And I can just imagine the little spermies making a baby inside of me." Yuffie and Vincent laughed. After a few minutes, he looked at her seriously, both of them still lying in bed.

"Thank you, Yuffie. For being so good to me, and giving me a child." Vincent said.

"It is my pleasure, Vinnie. This baby will be ours. Part of you and part of me will be in this baby. It will truly be ours. And no one else's. And this baby is made of love, and will be raised with care. I will be proud to be its mother, and your wife."

"You make me so happy. It pleases me to hear you say that." Vincent kissed Yuffie's forehead, and they fell asleep in each other's arms.

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"Cloud, I… I feel so happy. So content. I wish this moment could last forever."

"Me too. Think of it. Our future. Our soon to be baby. As much as this moment is great, the future is also great. I can't wait for all of that either."

"I know. I love everything right now. I love how things are so perfect."

"And things will only get better."

They held each other and fell asleep holding each other as if the world still didn't exist around them.

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Short, I know. But it is the last chapter not including the epilogue! How was it? Please review! I hope you liked this fic! It's the longest I ever wrote!

Ruri-sugar