Pyle: Kingdom hearts and final fantasy are the best games ever in the universe!
Me: Cloud looked way different though.
Tiumi: We would like to thank Many Moore and Steve Burton for their superb voice acting of Cloud and Aeris in those game! I forgot who plays the voices of Squall...I mean Leon and Yuffie, but their voices rocked to!
Pyle: Cloud will definitely be the next character in the story! Provided that he is friendless, stupid, homeless, childless, came from an orphanage, and loses his cape.
Tiumi: Make an exception.
Pyle: ...no
Me: He doesn't have to, I will!
Pyle: Hey, this is my fic!
Me: You shutup! I'm one third of this commmentary!
Tiumi: And I vote for cloud to be in it to. 1/3 + 1/3 = 2/3. Our 2/3rds are more then your 1/3rd, so we win! Cloud gets to be in it!
Pyle: Oh gods...my commentary has gotten completely horseridden crazy! I fear that they have both lost their minds! What can I do?
Tiumi: Sheese. Just rely on yourself. The only thing the gods do is laugh at the way we pray at them.
Me: Don't waste your breath. You need it for air.
Pyle: Which gods?
Tiumi: The fanfiction gods silly. Netraptor, author of the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Frank Verderosa, author of the final fantasy seven internet series. Fruitloop Trooper, author of several multi thousand words novel-like digimon fanfictions! Love you guys :)
Me: The list goes on and on and on and on and on and...
Tiumi: Shutup!
Pyle: You suck!
Me: WHY YOU...! (punches Pyle's head off)
Tiumi: OHMYGOD! YOU KILLED PYLE!
Pyle: You bastard!
Me: This is getting out of hand. Now we're incorporating South Park in! STOP THE COMMENTARY!
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"SWEET!" shouted both Matt and Tai. They both leaped into the air and tackled the bewildered Tidus to the ground. "IT'S REALLY YOU! AAAAA!" Matt began hyperventilating, while Tai began to regain control of himself. "Take it easy!" said Tidus, pushing them away. Sora and Biyomon simply sighed and shook their heads. "Boys..."
"You'll never understand them" finished Tsunomon and Koromon. "Right?"
Sora and Biyomon nodded. "Tidus, dude! Your real to! Let's play blitzball!" shouted Tai, holding up the blitzball he had claimed earlier. "Lemme see your sword!" said Matt while running behind Tidus to look at it.
"Who are you guys?" asked Tidus, who was very confused.
"Matt" "Tai" "I'm Sora" the three kids said.
"Tsunomon" "Koromon" "Biyomon!" replied the three digimon.
"Tai...did you say that you wanted to play Blitzball?" Tidus asked.
"HELL YEAH!" shouted both Matt and Tai at the same time.
"Me to!" said their digimon, leaping onto their shoulders. Matt and Tai glared at each other. "Whoever wins gets to keep the blitzball" said Matt. "Deal!" replied Tai.
"You guys don't have to fight over it. It's just a blitzball..." Tidus murmured.
"Where we come from, a blitzball is nowhere to be found. Having something like this is like having a trillion gil!" said Tai. Tidus stared at him. Not having blitzball was like not having water.
"Sheesh. The way you guys act you'd think you came from another world or something"
Both Matt and Tai grinned at each other. "Our land is just...uh...kinda poor. We can't afford stuff like blitzballs...n stuff..." Matt stammered. "Sora, is it? Do you want to play to?"
"Yeah!" said Sora. For a moment, she looked incredibly embarrassed, then put on a dignified composure. "Sure. You boys need someone to take care of you"
"Wow, we get to play blitzball with the master himself!" said Matt. Leaping into the air, he and Tai jumped into the water, amazed at how the blitzball didn't skyrocket to the surface like a soccer ball or volleyball would.
Tai drew his arm back and hurled the blitzball at Matt. Tidus leaped down into the water and intercepted it. "You two against me. Let's play keepaway!" he said, twirling the ball on one finger.
Tai virtually flew through the water, right next to Matt. They both tackled Tidus at the same time, but it was Matt who grabbed the blitzball away from Tidus. "I'm on Tidus's team!" said Sora, backstroking through the water.
Tidus dove at Matt, who in fright threw the ball at Tai. Sora easily intercepted the pass, and began swimming away, Tai hot on her heels. Enjoyment of this game was skyrocketing for everyone. Tai gave an extra hard kick and wrapped his arms around Sora, trying to get the ball out of his hands. Flung backwards by a powerful throw from Tidus, Tai rolled through the water trying to regain his balance.
"Catch!" shouted Sora, flinging the ball upwards.
Tidus skyrocketed out of the water, making both Tai and Matt gasp in amazement. He smashed his fist into it, causing the blitzball to bounce off Tai, then spun around twenty times, charging up energy. After the twentieth spin, Tidus slammed his foot into the ball.
For a split second, Matt's vision played a trick on him. Everything seemed to freeze as he saw what happened to the ball. A small black beam seemed to swirl around it slowing time down. He blinked again, and the ball stopped its small black light show. Holding out his gloves to catch it was out of the question.
Matt dived to the side, just barely managing to get out of the way as it slammed into the water. When it hit the water, something happened, like an explosion of dark light.
The world around him just vanished, disappeared without a trace. The water was replaced by a heavy, misty air. Barely breathable, like a toxic fume. Tai, Sora and the digimon were sitting next to him, a bit disoriented. "Uh, what just happened here?"
"Oh dear! It seems a dark seed has gotten into this world to" murmured a small, high-pitched voice below him. "Whatever, whatever, whatever will we do?"
Down next to Matt's foot was a small blue lizard, what you would call a winged gecko in America. It zoomed and flapped around his leg for a minute, then leaped up to eye level, freaking Matt out and making him shriek in surprise.
"Don't scream like that!" shouted the small creature, its wings clamped over its ears. "My ears are small, small, small you know! They don't handle such, such bigbigbig noises!"
"What are you?" said Matt, getting over his initial shock.
"What am I? That depends on what you see. I could be a cloud if your looking at the sky, or a speck of dirt if you look at the ground. But I'm not, and I just what I am right now instead of what you think I could be"
"I didn't mean to..." Matt started, but was cut off by the small creature.
"Of course your mean! I've never found anyone who was such a selfish person, screaming for no reason, and making horrible assumptions!"
"You look like a lizard with wings" observed Matt, leaning over to shake Sora and Tai.
"A lizard! With wings! It's what I look like! At least that is what I look like and not what I don't look like when compared to things that look" murmured the busy creature. He flapped down and sat on Koromon's head, chattering some more.
"What an odd, odd, odd stone. I've never seen a pink one, but I've never seen a purple cloud either, so there you are. After all, it's better to know that there is pink rocks around instead of there not being any rocks at all that have no color or many rocks that have no colors!"
"Shutup for a second!" said Matt, picking up Tsunomon and Biyomon, then shaking them vigorously. They both awoke in a flurry of coughs and shivers, dropping out of his hands.
"Where are we?" murmured Sora.
"Help! Bloody murder! Death! Kill! Alarm!" shouted the small, winged lizard. Koromon snapped at him a few more times until he was safely out of his range, then sneered down at him. "Have you got a dark seed? Every world seems to have one now"
"What?" murmured a half-asleep Tai. All the strength seemed to have drained out of them.
"A dark seed, what makes the worlds lose power. I don't know where they came from, but someone must have put them there because if they hadn't then they wouldn't be there and the worlds wouldn't be so bad"
"Stop using so many negatives" groaned Sora. "What is this about dark seeds?"
"OH! I know! You must be the digidestined! The three children who are to save the worlds from the dark seeds!"
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that" Tai muttered.
"So what is this about dark seeds? We are some sort of destiny kids chosen to save the worlds? I think I'll stick with Tai's opinion to"
"Me to"
"Me three" said the digimon.
"I'd like to know about those dark seeds though. Tell me, what are they?" asked Sora.
"Yes, tell us!" chirped Tsunomon. Everyone gathered around and listened intently.
"The dark seeds were implanted in the worlds some time ago - it has escaped me for the moment - that made them turn into a dark and dismal, horrifying, dismal place" he explained, not noticing how many times he repeated adjectives. "Many, many, many worlds were infected, and they soon began to make the worlds darker and more dismal, like the place you see now" he gestured towards the landscape around them.
The small lizard was quite right, for the landscape around them had been transformed into shapeless black cracks and mountains, with dense foliage wrapping around ruins of old mountains or large slumps and boulders in the ground. Creep had slithered around many of the hills, making trees and dirt lean outwards at odd angles. It was indeed a very dismal place.
"And you are the three chosen, the ones who will save us all" finished the small creature, letting out a huge gasp of air.
Tai, Matt, Sora, and the digimon sat their, pondering what they had just heard. Digesting this information was quite hard. How would you feel if you were designated as the savior of worlds?
"Yeah, that sounds like the job for me" said Tai in a gleeful voice, sarcasm quite evident.
"Great!" said the lizard, flapping around in many circles, then jumping upwards as Koromon took another snap at him. Apparently, it had not noticed the sarcasm in Tai's voice.
The digimon and their masters exchanged glances. "What's your name?" Biyomon spoke up.
It stopped flapping and pondered for a moment, hovering in mid-air. "Hmm...Let me think"
"You don't know who you are?" said Tsnuomon incredulously.
"Been awhile since I thought about it..." the lizard murmured. After a moment, it sprang up a wing and flapped in circles again. "I forgot my name, but it matters not because names are only important when you know them. If you don't know something and there is no name then it does not matter, but you do know me and I must have a name so it does matter!"
After they had all repeated what he said to themselves, Matt spoke up. "Make up a name then"
"Okay...you can call me...Eilon" was the reply.
They were all silent for a moment, then a high-pitched voice carried through the air. It sounded farther away then usual, as the air was thick and heavy. "Who are you?"
A keyblade came down and rested on Matt's shoulder, inches from his neck.
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Pyle: FINALLY! Tonight has been very eventful! Lots of cops have called so far, and my bro and dad got into a big fight.
Me: Like I care.
Pyle: Like I care if you care!
Tiumi: Do you know what your saying?
Pyle: Who cares?
Me: Ya got me.
Tiumi: I have some questions for you...
Me: Really?
Tiumi: Let me be more specific with my pronouns. I have some questions for Pyle.
Pyle: For me? Wow, coming to your trulys for the answers! Tell me baby, what can I do ya for?
Tiumi: What is your reaction now that fanfiction.net has deleted your interactive fic?
Pyle: I HATE THEM! I WANT TO BURN THEM AND SPIT ON THEM AND PISS ON THEM AND STICK THEM ON A CROSS AND PUMP GASOLINE ON THEM AND TORCH THEM TO HELL!
Tiumi: Suddenly, I've forgotten my other questions.
Me: This commentary is too weird. Goodbye everyone! Thanks for your suggestions and especially thanks for reading! Who do you think the mystery dude is? Sora or Riku?