Pyle: Do I HAVE to keep typing?
Tiumi: (pulls out her claws) Yes. This is your fic. You finish it.
Me: um...Tiumi?
Tiumi: What?! (irritated)
Me: Never mind!
Pyle: Boy am I glad my fanfic is in your crappy capable hands.
Tiumi: I bet you can't say that five times fast.
Pyle: BoyamIgladmyfanficisinyourcrappycapablehands. BoyamIgladmyfanficisinyocapabohanses. Biahmahgladmahfafikisinyorcabablehandses...
Me: For once, she was right.
Pyle: No she wasn't.
Tiumi: I wasn't?
Pyle: Nope, I was.
Tiumi: Ok.
Pyle: Isn't it magical the way everyone agrees with the author?
Me: You made us say that.
Pyle: No I didn't.
Me: Oh yeah, we said it ourselves.
Pyle: *works every time* Better start the fic. I'm sure everyone is getting impatient.
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"So..." said M. Sora. "Your all from another world like me?"
"Right" said Tai.
"Whats a digimon again?"
"It's what I am" replied Biyomon. "Whenever our partner gets in danger, we change and get bigger, like when you were fighting that monster back there"
"Oh yes, I see now" said Eilon, flapping next to Sora's ear. "We must seek out the Dark Seed on this world and destroy it quickly. Who knows what sort of danger may be caused if we do not destroy the danger that may cause it"
Matt glanced over at Eilon, who turned tail and began flapping next to Tai's ear. "You need to stop using so many negatives in your sentences, and cut off about half of them when speaking"
Eilon glared at him. "Okay, I'll log that away, but I must say that I will not refrain from using my normal speech patterns based on the personal preference of a single digidestined" Koromon leaped up and snapped at Eilon, who quickly flew away.
"Actually..." murmured F. Sora. "I think we'd all appreciate it if you used a few less words in your speech:"
Everyone nodded their heads in agreement except Eilon, who glared at the group. "Very well"
"So where exactly do you think this Dark Seed thing is?" asked Sora, pointing his words at Eilon. Eilon shrugged (about as well as a flying lizard could shrug) and began to fly in circles. "I have no idea"
M. Sora glanced at Matt, who also shrugged. "Beats me. We didn't even know these things existed until about ten minutes ago. And we got no idea what one might look like"
M. Sora sighed and rested the Keyblade on his shoulder. "I think the it would be where the source of the Heartless are. They just showed up all of a sudden, right around the time we saw this huge black meteor fall from the sky. Right after that thing landed, the world just started dying. Look around you and see for yourselves"
Tai turned and looked around at the landscape. True to what Sora had said, the world seemed to be a very dismal place. The ground was chunky and unfertile, and few plants grew on it. The sky was a dim grey, with clouds covering almost all of it, blocking out the sun.
Behind them, there was a loud clicking sound as Sora swung the Keyblade, cutting a Heartless in half. It disappeared in a shower of black sparks. F. Sora walked u to Sora. "Can you...take us to this meteor?"
"Sure" replied M. Sora, walking away in a leisurely pace with his hands in his pockets. The digimon and humans followed him, wondering how something this strange could have happened to them.
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Around thirty minutes later, they came to a large pit, like something had pushed dirt out on all sides and left it there. Eilon seemed to be hysterical. He kept pointing and pointing at all of the Dark Seeds that didn't seem to be there, and about how they must destroy them all. The only thing they could see was in the middle of the meteor; a single purple sphere that rotated in the air with no string or invisible thread to hold it up.
"You mean you all can't see the Dark Seeds? Look, I can seem them for miles around! 1, 2, 3...!" he began to count all of the Dark Seeds that they couldn't see. Koromon bounced upwards, then began to gnaw on an invisible something in the air. Eilon jumped upwards. "You can see them to?"
Koromon leaped at him and snapped, but Eilon got out of the way just in time. Biyomon flapped from Sora's shoulder and landed on another invisible sphere. "I think the digimon can see it and we can't" concluded Sora after a moment, feeling around and trying to find a Dark Seed.
Tsunomon, who had been gnawing on the same Seed as Koromon, suddenly leaped backwards while snapping his jaws up and down. Apparently, a chunk of it had come off in his mouth. Bright white light flared, and he suddenly turned into a striped-blue wolf with a horn on his forehead. The light shined around, and the Dark Seeds were all revealed. "27, 28, 29...!" Eilon continued counting.
"Stop counting" suggested Tai, who stared at the vast land array of Dark Seeds around them.
He had been right. The Dark Seeds were stretched outwards for miles around. No wonder the world was in such bad condition! With this many Dark Seeds, he was surprised the planet wasn't pitch black. Why had they been invisible a moment ago? Somehow, the light of digivolution revealed them. "Well, now that we're here, how do we destroy them?"
Eilon continued with his hysterics for a moment, then stopped and started panting. After a full minute of heavy breathing, he turned to the digidestined. "I see I neglected to mention and important fact which was really bad to neglect because neglecting things gets you in..." a sharp cough on purpose from Matt cut him off, who glared at Eilon.
"In other worrds" Eilon hastily corrected. "Each cluster of Dark Seeds has a guardian. When you kill the guardian, they will all disappear" he finished, twirling his tail around.
Behind them, there was a small whirling sound. A Heartless had seen them! Its small, glowing eyes continued to stare at them for a moment, but then Sora jumped at it and it leaped away. "Stop!" shouted Sora, swinging his Keyblade at it. It managed to avoid the first two strikes, but then it burst into small black particles as the Keyblade slammed through it. "There's more coming!"
Another Heartless appeared from the ground, then stared at Sora heavily just like the first one did. F. Sora shouted "Hurry up! Where is this guardian freak?" the Heartless jumped into the air and waved its antennae around. Then suddenly hundreds more began to jump out of the ground, crawling and leaping towards them. Sora began to slice them apart, whirling the Keyblade around. "Hurry up!" he shouted.
"We can't if we don't know where the hell he is!" shouted Tai. He searched wildly around the empty space, but there was nothing there. In his anger, he ran forward and kicked a Dark Seed as hard as he could. It flew across the ground and bounced to a stop, then began to glow heavily. After a few seconds it transformed, blowing upwards into tremendous monster.
"Stop looking" muttered Matt, staring at the huge creature. It appeared to be some sort of green stick creature. It jerked spasmadically left and right, then it roared. An ear splitting shreik that shook the ground beneath them. The ground shook again as the creature pounded its fist down next to F. Sora, who dodged out of the way.
With an equally loud roar, Wargreymon took to the skies and gathered a huge ball of energy. "Terraforce!" he shouted, hurling the whirling ball at the creature. It suddenly whirled around in a fantastic display of flips, and caught the fireball in its huge hand. With another whirl, it jumped upwards and threw the ball at Wargreymon. He was too shocked to react, and the ball exploded on him, sending him flying to the ground with his armor in shards.
Wargremon lifted his head upward. "How...how did he...hit me?"
"How did he do that?" muttered Matt. Metalgarurumon jumped upwards and held his mouth open. "Metal...Wolf Claw!!!!" he cried, showering forth a brilliant ray of burning blue energy. Somehow, the creature managed to dodge the attack, then wrapped its hands around the beam. With a gasp from Matt as he knew what would happen, he began shouting. "Run away! He's going to hit you!" shouted Matt, just as the blue beam went flying back at Metalgarurumon. Metalgarurumon jumped out of the way just as the beam flew where he had been a moment ago. The ground beneath shook so hard that Matt was thrown to the as the rocks shifted and lifted upwards.
Garudamon looked at Sora with a questioning look. "Should I attack?"
"That would be nice!!" shouted M. Sora, who was slicing apart the gathering Heartless.
F. Sora held out her hand to signal not to. The creature in front of them excitedly bounced up and down, waiting for another projectile to come its way. It seemed to be right at home with nothing to attack.
"This thing is throwing our own attacks back at it" said Tai.
"We have to use something thats not a distance attack. Just run up to it and start punching and whamming and slapping the crap out of it" said Matt.
"Just the sort of plan you guys would come up with" Sora smiled at them. "Well, lets get to it"
"Wargreymon, your gonna have to sit this one out" said Tai, patting his helmet. Wargreymon nodded and closed his eyes.
Metalgarurumon jumped upwards and slashes his claws down at the creature. It went rolling across the ground, trampling over several Dark Seeds in the process. When it stopped rolling, it stood up with a bit of a shocked expression on its face, then glared at Metalgarurumn. With another roar, though not nearly as loud as the first, it went jumping across the ground after Metalgarurumon until Garudamon slammed into it from the side. It went rolling again, then finally came to a stop and closed its strange eyes.
The whole area glowed.
The ground shook and quaked beneath their feet. The army of Heartless flew apart and shattered into small piles of black dust. "Okay, it's dead. What happens now?" asked Metalgarurumon.
Eilon, who had been rolling around doing a hyperactive frenzy of screaming "Bloody murder!", but now that the enemy had been killed, he had returned to normal mode. "Oh. The guardian is dead? Well, when that happens, every Dark Seed in the area explodes"
The Dark Seed next to his foot suddenly began to inflate. Then lights began to shine around it. Just as the area exploded in a ball of flame, there were two final words from Matt.
"This blows"
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Pyle: Just to let you know, the story is NOT OVER! Yet...hehehe.
Tiumi: All things must come to an end, so that new things may begin...kinda like Pyle's hair.
Me: Anyone like the story yet? I do.
Pyle: You better you arrogant freak...
Me: What was that?
Pyle: I said 'It's better then it used to be'
Tiumi: You guys are freaking weird.
Me&Pyle: Maybe we are weird but at least we've got writing skills so scram!
Tiumi: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Pyle: Next chapter coming up! Is this fifth or the sixth? Could be the fourth...