Disclaimer: Don't own anything. So don't sue me!
Am just a poor person with a computer.
I wrote this when I was bored so if you find it
sick, stupid, retarded, short, and bad (which it is) blame it to me.
Just don't sue me!
PG-13 for Mario's Potty Mouth, (Sometimes Other People But Usually
Mario) Mario's Stupid Yelling, And Weird Stuff.
A/N: Yeah I know Mario is a plumber but pretend he has no job!
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Idiot Get a Job
= Mario and Peach's House =
Mario was flipping though the channels in his television
Mario: Powerpuff Girls? Boring.
Mario: Pokemon? New episode where Pikachu get attack by living dung?
Boring.
Mario: Yu-Gi-Oh? Weird friendship girl murder everyone in the show?
YAY! Um.. I means boring.
Television: I love you... You love me...
Mario: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOT BARNEY THE GAY PURPLE THING!!!!!
(Throw remote control at his television.
When the remote control hit his television. The television broke.)
Mario: Shit. Gotta ask Peach for a new TV. Speaking of Peach.
Where the hell is she?!?
(By the time Mario said that the front door flied open revealing
Peach.)
Peach: Phew! After working like that. I sure need well deserve rest.
Mario: Huh? Hey it Peach! Peach, where the hell you been!?!?!
Peach: Well duh I been in McDonald working as Manger!!!!!!
Didn't I say that 100,000 times already!?!?! Do you have short-term
memory!?!?
Mario: NO, DON'T HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY!!!!!! I REMEMER MY POTTY
TRAINING WHEN I WAS 5!!!!!!!!
Peach: OK! OK! Gee aren't you short-temper.
Mario: Meh. Whatever. Anyway I you want you to buy me a new TV.
Cause the last one broke.
Peach: *sigh* Don't tell me you broke it by throwing
your remote control when you saw the baby television
show "Barney and Friends"?
Mario: ...Yes.
Peach: Thought so. But this time am not going to buy it for you,
If you want it you going have to get a job.
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA GET A JOB!!!!!!
DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peach: Well lazyass you're not going to get the television until
you get a job.
Mario: ALRIGHT FINE!!!! But where the hell am going to find a job?
Peach: Lucky you. A coworker of mine gave me copy of today newspaper
today.
Mario: Huh? What the hell a damn newspaper have to do
with jobs!?!?!
Peach: Retard. In a newspaper there a page of jobs offering for
people. Do you ever read a newspaper?
Mario: Nope.
Peach: -_-; Oh, whatever. I find a job for you.
(tried find a job in the newspaper) Oh yeah, this is a great job
for you!
Mario: What is it? It better not be a stupid job!
Peach: The job is a Food Tester for King Bowser Koopa's Café.
And it not a stupid job.
Mario: CRAP!!! I DON'T WANNA WORK IN THAT BITCH'S SHITHOLE!!!!!!!
GIVE ME A BETTER JOB!!!!!!!
Peach: Well too bad the other ones are more worse than that.
Mario: WELL TELL ME THE OTHER ONES! EVEN IF THERE ARE BADER!!!!
Peach: Well all right here the other jobs: Rearwiper (Asswiper),
Nosepicker, Telemarker, Sex Mate, and Toad Killer.
Mario: Man those jobs suck more than working for Bowser!
Peach: Told you.
Mario: Oh well.
Peach: Anyway tomorrow am going to call Bowser for your job interview.
= Tomorrow Morning =
Peach is talking in the phone to Bowser about Mario's Job Interview.
Peach: Ok. Yeah. Great! Thank you! Bye!
Peach: Wait until I tell Mario about the great news!
Peach go to Mario's room she see he asleep.
Mario is sleeping and dreaming about him eating a large papaya.
Mario: Ohhh Yummm *drool*
Peach: WAKE UP BITCH!!!!!
Mario: Huh? Wha? ...DAMN!!! WHY THE HELL YOU WAKE ME?!?! I WAS HAVING
A GREAT DREAM!!!!!
Peach: Sorry. I just want to tell you that Bowser want you in his café
in a hour for the job interview. If you don't go to the job interv-
iew he might not give you a second chance. That mean........ NO TV FOR
YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Oh... Ok.... WHAT!?!?! I BETTER GET HOPPING ON DRESSING UP AND
DRIVING TO THAT BASTARD'S PLACE OR ELSE NO TV FOR ME!!!!!!!
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Oh poor Mario he going to be soon be working for that windbag Bowser.
He wouldn't work for him if Peach would just give a new Television.
Oh well lazyness don't give you a new television...
I hope you like this chapter (most likely not). :p
What going to happen to Mario when he go to the job interview for
Bowser's job offering. Find out in the next stupid chapter.
Am just a poor person with a computer.
I wrote this when I was bored so if you find it
sick, stupid, retarded, short, and bad (which it is) blame it to me.
Just don't sue me!
PG-13 for Mario's Potty Mouth, (Sometimes Other People But Usually
Mario) Mario's Stupid Yelling, And Weird Stuff.
A/N: Yeah I know Mario is a plumber but pretend he has no job!
====================================================================
Idiot Get a Job
= Mario and Peach's House =
Mario was flipping though the channels in his television
Mario: Powerpuff Girls? Boring.
Mario: Pokemon? New episode where Pikachu get attack by living dung?
Boring.
Mario: Yu-Gi-Oh? Weird friendship girl murder everyone in the show?
YAY! Um.. I means boring.
Television: I love you... You love me...
Mario: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOT BARNEY THE GAY PURPLE THING!!!!!
(Throw remote control at his television.
When the remote control hit his television. The television broke.)
Mario: Shit. Gotta ask Peach for a new TV. Speaking of Peach.
Where the hell is she?!?
(By the time Mario said that the front door flied open revealing
Peach.)
Peach: Phew! After working like that. I sure need well deserve rest.
Mario: Huh? Hey it Peach! Peach, where the hell you been!?!?!
Peach: Well duh I been in McDonald working as Manger!!!!!!
Didn't I say that 100,000 times already!?!?! Do you have short-term
memory!?!?
Mario: NO, DON'T HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY!!!!!! I REMEMER MY POTTY
TRAINING WHEN I WAS 5!!!!!!!!
Peach: OK! OK! Gee aren't you short-temper.
Mario: Meh. Whatever. Anyway I you want you to buy me a new TV.
Cause the last one broke.
Peach: *sigh* Don't tell me you broke it by throwing
your remote control when you saw the baby television
show "Barney and Friends"?
Mario: ...Yes.
Peach: Thought so. But this time am not going to buy it for you,
If you want it you going have to get a job.
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA GET A JOB!!!!!!
DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peach: Well lazyass you're not going to get the television until
you get a job.
Mario: ALRIGHT FINE!!!! But where the hell am going to find a job?
Peach: Lucky you. A coworker of mine gave me copy of today newspaper
today.
Mario: Huh? What the hell a damn newspaper have to do
with jobs!?!?!
Peach: Retard. In a newspaper there a page of jobs offering for
people. Do you ever read a newspaper?
Mario: Nope.
Peach: -_-; Oh, whatever. I find a job for you.
(tried find a job in the newspaper) Oh yeah, this is a great job
for you!
Mario: What is it? It better not be a stupid job!
Peach: The job is a Food Tester for King Bowser Koopa's Café.
And it not a stupid job.
Mario: CRAP!!! I DON'T WANNA WORK IN THAT BITCH'S SHITHOLE!!!!!!!
GIVE ME A BETTER JOB!!!!!!!
Peach: Well too bad the other ones are more worse than that.
Mario: WELL TELL ME THE OTHER ONES! EVEN IF THERE ARE BADER!!!!
Peach: Well all right here the other jobs: Rearwiper (Asswiper),
Nosepicker, Telemarker, Sex Mate, and Toad Killer.
Mario: Man those jobs suck more than working for Bowser!
Peach: Told you.
Mario: Oh well.
Peach: Anyway tomorrow am going to call Bowser for your job interview.
= Tomorrow Morning =
Peach is talking in the phone to Bowser about Mario's Job Interview.
Peach: Ok. Yeah. Great! Thank you! Bye!
Peach: Wait until I tell Mario about the great news!
Peach go to Mario's room she see he asleep.
Mario is sleeping and dreaming about him eating a large papaya.
Mario: Ohhh Yummm *drool*
Peach: WAKE UP BITCH!!!!!
Mario: Huh? Wha? ...DAMN!!! WHY THE HELL YOU WAKE ME?!?! I WAS HAVING
A GREAT DREAM!!!!!
Peach: Sorry. I just want to tell you that Bowser want you in his café
in a hour for the job interview. If you don't go to the job interv-
iew he might not give you a second chance. That mean........ NO TV FOR
YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Oh... Ok.... WHAT!?!?! I BETTER GET HOPPING ON DRESSING UP AND
DRIVING TO THAT BASTARD'S PLACE OR ELSE NO TV FOR ME!!!!!!!
====================================================================
Oh poor Mario he going to be soon be working for that windbag Bowser.
He wouldn't work for him if Peach would just give a new Television.
Oh well lazyness don't give you a new television...
I hope you like this chapter (most likely not). :p
What going to happen to Mario when he go to the job interview for
Bowser's job offering. Find out in the next stupid chapter.