Disclaimer: Again I don't own anything... SO QUIT BUGGING ME!!!!!!!
AND DON'T SUE ME!!!!!!!
Yeah, I made a new chapter so feel free to flame. :p Ah, yes I DO have to prood-read
this fic. Because I created this fic rather VERY early morning....
Recap: Mario brake his TV and is going to get a job because Peach
won't buy his TV. Peach finds a job but Mario hate it because Bowser
is the boss but all the other job sucks badly. So Mario HAVE to take
the job since he can't live without TV.
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Idiot Get a Job
= Streets of Toad Town =
Mario is trying to go in front of an old lady's car. Because the
old-timer is so slow.
Mario: GET OUTTA MY WAY FARTHOLE!!!!
Old Lady: (Driving slowly) Damn those young people they have no
respect for their elders. Back in my day everyone drive like this.
Mario: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU OLD BAG OF CHIPS!!!! AM GOING TO BE LATE
FOR MY JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! SO MOVE IT!!!!!!!! (Pull out a bazooka and
fires at the old lady's car)
Old Lady: (Her car blow up) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Dies)
Mario: BWHAHAHA!!!!! SERVE YOU RIGHT!!!!!! (Drive away)
After few moments Mario make it to Bowser's Café
= Bowser's Café =
Mario walks into to the Café and see of one of Bowser's brats. (A/N:
Yes they ARE BRATS!!!! SO SUE ME!!!!! NO DON'T SUE ME!!!! PLEASE!!!
I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!!!! ;_; _)
Baby Bowser: Hello, welcome to... (See Mario) WHAT!?!?! GIT OUT OF HERE
FATASS WE DON'T SERVE THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!!
Mario: Well pardon me I came here for the job interview for food
tester.
Baby Bowser: You don't have any proof. How do I know your not lying?
Mario: Well um... I don't any proof...
Baby Bowser: That all I want to hear soooo... GIT OUT!!!!! (Grab Mario
and give him the boot)
Baby Bowser: AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!
Mario: Stupid brat. Oh well. If he not going to let me in. I guess
I got to use this. (Pull out bazooka and fires at the door)
Baby Bowser: Huh? WHAT THE?!?! DIDN'T I SAID STAY OUT!?!?! GO AWAY
FATASS!!!!!!!! (See bazooka) Oh... No...
Mario: No way in hell am getting out. Am going to that job interview
you like or not!!! (Aims bazooka at Baby Bowser) GOT THAT?!?!
Baby Bowser: ACKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!! (Fires at Baby Bowser)
Baby Bowser: AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! (Dies)
Mario: ..... Whatever.
Mario walks to the door in front of him and sees a worker
Mario: Hi, Can you tell me where King Bowser Koopa your boss is?
Worker: Huh? Oh he in the door in the left of me. Knock first
before entering because he get upset if you don't. Why you need to see
him?
Mario: Job Interview for food tester.
Worker: Oh. (I don't know he want to be the food tester of this
hellhole. The last one dies in 3 days with all the crap he tested)
Mario walks to the left of the female worker and knock at the door.
Bowser: Come in.
Bowser: HUH?!? MARIO, GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
Mario: I came here for the damn job!!!!!! Have you forgotten?!?!?
Bowser: Oh, my bad.
Mario: Oh, yeah. I kill one your kids. What his name? Oh, yeah
Baby Bowser.
Bowser: Huh? Oh.
Mario: So.... Your not mad? He IS your kid.
Bowser: Like hell no. He a half-ass brat who want everything.
Even drugs.
Mario: O_o Oh that good. Cause if you were mad I blow your ass off
with my bazooka.
Bowser: O_o Ooookkkk...... Anyway sit down. (Points to a hard and
smelly chair)
Mario: (sit down) Ewwwwwww.......
Bowser: SHUT UP YOU ASS!!!! I made that chair by my own crap!!!
Mario: No wonder it so smelly and hard.
Bowser: DO YOU WANT THE JOB OR NOT!?!?!!?!
Mario: HELL YES!!!!!!!!
Bowser: THEN SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: ....SO WHEN YOUR GONNA DO THE INTERVIEW!!!!
Bowser: Right now. (Pull out a paper and pen) Ok how old are you?
Mario: WHAT THE HELL THAT GOT TO WITH JOBS!!!!??
Bowser: .........EVERYTHING!!!!!!! SO ANSWER THE DAMN THING!!!!!!!
Mario: .......I forget.....
Bowser: O_o I just put down "3". (Writes down "Age: 3 Years Old")
Mario: Yeah whatever. Just hurry up.
Bowser: Ok. Do you love food?
Mario: HELL YEAH!!!!!
Bowser: Would stop yelling? You been yelling ever since you got here.
Mario: HELL NO!!!!!
Bowser: Fine. Do whatever you want. (Writes down "Like Food: Yes")
Next question. Your full name?
Mario: Mario Mario
Bowser: Mario Mario??? What kind of retarded full name is that!?!?!
Mario: Hey! For your information my mom and dad name me "Mario" so
blame it to them!?! And everyone in my family has Mario for their
last name!!! Even my brother Luigi!!!
Bowser: Yeah I know. I just find it stupid for someone who their
first AND their last name the same. (Writes down "Full name: Mario
Mario")
Mario: ...I know.
Bowser: Yeah alright. The next isn't a question it a small test on
the computer keyboard.
Mario: WHAT!?!?! PEACH NEVER SAID TO ME THERE A TEST IN A JOB
INTERVIEW!! THAT BITCH!!!
Bowser: Tough luck. If want the job you gonna take the test.
Mario: Shit. So where the computer?
Bowser: There (Point to a crap looking computer)
Mario: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!
Bowser: No duh, its the computer. Ass.
Mario: NO WAY AM GOING TO PUT MY HANDS IN THAT SHIT!!!!!!
Bowser: It the only computer in the building.
Mario: Damn.
Bowser: Feh. Anyway show me the home row.
Mario: Home row? What that?
Bowser: Oh screw this. I don't want teach my most hated person
anything!! Am done with this crap.
Mario: YAY!!!! So did I get the job!?!?!
Bowser: Yeah yes you got the job. Your job start tomorrow. Just get the
hell out!!!!
Mario: OK!!!!!! (Ran out of the room)
Bowser: Fatass (A/N: You know. Alot of people seem to calling Mario a
fatass lately o_O) (Take out a vanilla flavor spray and start
spraying the room) Smelly smelly smelly...
= Streets of Toad Town =
Mario was driving and laughing like a idiot (Which he is) at the same
time.
Mario: Hahahahah!!! I soon get my new TV!!!
Suddenly a old man drive in front of him (What with the old people!?!)
Mario: WHAT THE!?! Not this crap again. (Pull out bazooka)
Old Man: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Drive away from
Mario)
Mario: Well that good it saves me more time.
= Mario and Peach's House =
Mario park his car in front of his house. He than went into his house
and see Peach siting down reading a book.
Peach: So how was the job interview?
Mario: It was great and I got the job!
Peach: Good for you.
Mario: Anyway gimme the TV!!!!!
Peach: Oh, sorry you need to earn the money in the job and use that
money to buy it. Not my money
Mario: SHIT!!!! I THOUGHT I JUST GET A JOB AND THAT IT!!!!!
Peach: Sorry I forgot to tell you about it. Anyway it really late. So
why don't we sleep and talk about this tomorrow?
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End of chapter 2 don't you think this suck more than chapter 1 because
I think so. Mario didn't suffer too much in this chapter BUT watch
me. HE WILL SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND DON'T SUE ME!!!!!!!
Yeah, I made a new chapter so feel free to flame. :p Ah, yes I DO have to prood-read
this fic. Because I created this fic rather VERY early morning....
Recap: Mario brake his TV and is going to get a job because Peach
won't buy his TV. Peach finds a job but Mario hate it because Bowser
is the boss but all the other job sucks badly. So Mario HAVE to take
the job since he can't live without TV.
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Idiot Get a Job
= Streets of Toad Town =
Mario is trying to go in front of an old lady's car. Because the
old-timer is so slow.
Mario: GET OUTTA MY WAY FARTHOLE!!!!
Old Lady: (Driving slowly) Damn those young people they have no
respect for their elders. Back in my day everyone drive like this.
Mario: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU OLD BAG OF CHIPS!!!! AM GOING TO BE LATE
FOR MY JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! SO MOVE IT!!!!!!!! (Pull out a bazooka and
fires at the old lady's car)
Old Lady: (Her car blow up) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Dies)
Mario: BWHAHAHA!!!!! SERVE YOU RIGHT!!!!!! (Drive away)
After few moments Mario make it to Bowser's Café
= Bowser's Café =
Mario walks into to the Café and see of one of Bowser's brats. (A/N:
Yes they ARE BRATS!!!! SO SUE ME!!!!! NO DON'T SUE ME!!!! PLEASE!!!
I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!!!! ;_; _)
Baby Bowser: Hello, welcome to... (See Mario) WHAT!?!?! GIT OUT OF HERE
FATASS WE DON'T SERVE THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!!
Mario: Well pardon me I came here for the job interview for food
tester.
Baby Bowser: You don't have any proof. How do I know your not lying?
Mario: Well um... I don't any proof...
Baby Bowser: That all I want to hear soooo... GIT OUT!!!!! (Grab Mario
and give him the boot)
Baby Bowser: AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!
Mario: Stupid brat. Oh well. If he not going to let me in. I guess
I got to use this. (Pull out bazooka and fires at the door)
Baby Bowser: Huh? WHAT THE?!?! DIDN'T I SAID STAY OUT!?!?! GO AWAY
FATASS!!!!!!!! (See bazooka) Oh... No...
Mario: No way in hell am getting out. Am going to that job interview
you like or not!!! (Aims bazooka at Baby Bowser) GOT THAT?!?!
Baby Bowser: ACKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!! (Fires at Baby Bowser)
Baby Bowser: AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! (Dies)
Mario: ..... Whatever.
Mario walks to the door in front of him and sees a worker
Mario: Hi, Can you tell me where King Bowser Koopa your boss is?
Worker: Huh? Oh he in the door in the left of me. Knock first
before entering because he get upset if you don't. Why you need to see
him?
Mario: Job Interview for food tester.
Worker: Oh. (I don't know he want to be the food tester of this
hellhole. The last one dies in 3 days with all the crap he tested)
Mario walks to the left of the female worker and knock at the door.
Bowser: Come in.
Bowser: HUH?!? MARIO, GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
Mario: I came here for the damn job!!!!!! Have you forgotten?!?!?
Bowser: Oh, my bad.
Mario: Oh, yeah. I kill one your kids. What his name? Oh, yeah
Baby Bowser.
Bowser: Huh? Oh.
Mario: So.... Your not mad? He IS your kid.
Bowser: Like hell no. He a half-ass brat who want everything.
Even drugs.
Mario: O_o Oh that good. Cause if you were mad I blow your ass off
with my bazooka.
Bowser: O_o Ooookkkk...... Anyway sit down. (Points to a hard and
smelly chair)
Mario: (sit down) Ewwwwwww.......
Bowser: SHUT UP YOU ASS!!!! I made that chair by my own crap!!!
Mario: No wonder it so smelly and hard.
Bowser: DO YOU WANT THE JOB OR NOT!?!?!!?!
Mario: HELL YES!!!!!!!!
Bowser: THEN SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: ....SO WHEN YOUR GONNA DO THE INTERVIEW!!!!
Bowser: Right now. (Pull out a paper and pen) Ok how old are you?
Mario: WHAT THE HELL THAT GOT TO WITH JOBS!!!!??
Bowser: .........EVERYTHING!!!!!!! SO ANSWER THE DAMN THING!!!!!!!
Mario: .......I forget.....
Bowser: O_o I just put down "3". (Writes down "Age: 3 Years Old")
Mario: Yeah whatever. Just hurry up.
Bowser: Ok. Do you love food?
Mario: HELL YEAH!!!!!
Bowser: Would stop yelling? You been yelling ever since you got here.
Mario: HELL NO!!!!!
Bowser: Fine. Do whatever you want. (Writes down "Like Food: Yes")
Next question. Your full name?
Mario: Mario Mario
Bowser: Mario Mario??? What kind of retarded full name is that!?!?!
Mario: Hey! For your information my mom and dad name me "Mario" so
blame it to them!?! And everyone in my family has Mario for their
last name!!! Even my brother Luigi!!!
Bowser: Yeah I know. I just find it stupid for someone who their
first AND their last name the same. (Writes down "Full name: Mario
Mario")
Mario: ...I know.
Bowser: Yeah alright. The next isn't a question it a small test on
the computer keyboard.
Mario: WHAT!?!?! PEACH NEVER SAID TO ME THERE A TEST IN A JOB
INTERVIEW!! THAT BITCH!!!
Bowser: Tough luck. If want the job you gonna take the test.
Mario: Shit. So where the computer?
Bowser: There (Point to a crap looking computer)
Mario: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!
Bowser: No duh, its the computer. Ass.
Mario: NO WAY AM GOING TO PUT MY HANDS IN THAT SHIT!!!!!!
Bowser: It the only computer in the building.
Mario: Damn.
Bowser: Feh. Anyway show me the home row.
Mario: Home row? What that?
Bowser: Oh screw this. I don't want teach my most hated person
anything!! Am done with this crap.
Mario: YAY!!!! So did I get the job!?!?!
Bowser: Yeah yes you got the job. Your job start tomorrow. Just get the
hell out!!!!
Mario: OK!!!!!! (Ran out of the room)
Bowser: Fatass (A/N: You know. Alot of people seem to calling Mario a
fatass lately o_O) (Take out a vanilla flavor spray and start
spraying the room) Smelly smelly smelly...
= Streets of Toad Town =
Mario was driving and laughing like a idiot (Which he is) at the same
time.
Mario: Hahahahah!!! I soon get my new TV!!!
Suddenly a old man drive in front of him (What with the old people!?!)
Mario: WHAT THE!?! Not this crap again. (Pull out bazooka)
Old Man: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Drive away from
Mario)
Mario: Well that good it saves me more time.
= Mario and Peach's House =
Mario park his car in front of his house. He than went into his house
and see Peach siting down reading a book.
Peach: So how was the job interview?
Mario: It was great and I got the job!
Peach: Good for you.
Mario: Anyway gimme the TV!!!!!
Peach: Oh, sorry you need to earn the money in the job and use that
money to buy it. Not my money
Mario: SHIT!!!! I THOUGHT I JUST GET A JOB AND THAT IT!!!!!
Peach: Sorry I forgot to tell you about it. Anyway it really late. So
why don't we sleep and talk about this tomorrow?
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End of chapter 2 don't you think this suck more than chapter 1 because
I think so. Mario didn't suffer too much in this chapter BUT watch
me. HE WILL SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!