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sorry, SORRY!! Oh yah, I don own Inuyasha. And sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, SORRY!!
and c) I just feel like saying sorry and torture myself after all the reviews I got. *bangs head on wall* Sorry! *bang* Sorry! *bang* Sorry! Oh and sorry all the ...s came out as . Sorry! BANG CRASH. *sticks head out hole in wall* Whoops. Sorry mister! Are you dead?
InuCurses Adjusting
"Sit!"
"Woof!"
"Sit!"
"Wench!"
"Sit!"
"Bark!"
"Sit!" 'Hehe, this is kind of fun...'
"Argh! Stupid bi-"
"I wont allow that kind of language in my room! Go drink some toilet water! SIT!"
"WOOF WOOF!"
Sits and Woofs and swears flying everywhere Kagome and Inuyasha were having a little argument. Kagome's mother had just told her to give 'lil Barkies' a bath. After finding out about Inuyasha's curse, Kagome did Not want to give him a bath. Especially when he ripped her favorite skirt.
"I am NOT giving you a bath!"
Inuyasha snorted. "Did I ask you to?"
Kagome blushed a bit, imagining herself giving a ba- wait, was she going crazy? "SIT! SIT!! SIT!!!"
Doggy Inuyasha looked up at her and growled. Kagome, still blushing, grabbed him by the fur on his neck and dragged him don't the stairs. He wouldn't budge.
Now she was really mad. Kagome wrapped the dog boy in her pillowcase, lifted him in her arms and carried him down the stairs.
Inuyasha fidgeded a bit in her arms because of the embarrassing position he was in. Not only was he being carried by a human, his nose was in her -gack- chest as in a more appropriate word. And the worst part was, a little puppy part of him liked that.
At the foot of the stairs Kagome dropped Inuyasha onto the floor. "Oops I'm sorry Inu-yasha. You gonna report animal abuse? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
At that moment Sota came in and rushed to Inuyasha's side. "Sis, don't be so mean to 'im. What did you call him? Inuyasha? Hmm, Inuyasha... I'll give him a bath if you want."
Kagome shook her head slightly and smiled sickly sweet at the dog. "No it's ok. I'll wash our little mutt." 'I will avenge my skirt to the death'
~*~*~LaTeR~*~*~
"I hate you! I got dog hair in my mouth, muddy water on my 2ND FAVORITE SKIRT and dog shampoo in my hair! What next, dog hair in my shampoo?! HA!" Kagome had dragged Inuyasha into her room, locked the door and was now yelling at him.
"Well you shoved a bar of SOAP in my mouth! Knocking you in the tub was pure reflex!" Inuyasha smirked. And when were 'pure reflex'es done on purpose?
"Aw shut up! Now my clothes are all wet! Go, go, go get a flea collar!" Kagome just met him a few hours ago and he was already annoying her. A LOT.
Inuyasha was about to say something about her lame remark when he noticed what she said was true. Not the part that he needed a flee collar, but the part that her clothes Were wet, and he-could-see-right-through...
Kagome saw Inuyasha's blush, which unfortunately was blood on snow because of his silvery hair. Her gaze traveled down to where he was looking and she blushed too. "Rrrrrrrrrr, PERVERT!!"
Inuyasha cringed. Guess she wasn't going to help him get this curse off him now...
~***DownStairs***~
Kagome's mom looked up from her cooking when she heard that rather loud remark, then sighed when a loud SLAP was heard throughout the house. "That child sure knows how to handle herself."
~***This is the next chapter of the last version***~
It was the morning after they got the family dog and the sun was shining brightly setting a happy atmosphere in the house.
Kagome's mom (I forgot Kag's last name...-_-;;) whistled a bit and climbed up the stairs to Kagome's room with the laundry. Opening the door, she said "Kago~me, here's your laun... dry..." When she saw what happened inside the room however, she stopped and blinked at the sight before her.
Kagome halted in her process of trying to pull out Inuyasha's white hair on the floor. Also dropping the dog snacks in her hand, she said, "M-mom, I can explain..."
Her mom just shook her head. "Oh Kagome, Kagome. Why didn't you just tell me you had one of you little girly friends over to play at this time?" Then still shaking her head she left the room.
Kagome and Inuyasha just sat there for a moment, Kagome thinking 'playing?', before Kagome said "Inuyasha, I didn't notice this before but... WHY THE HECK ARE YOU STILL WEARING MY CLOTHES?!"
"Feh. You want me to run around naked, girl? Although I bet you'd just like that."
Kagome blushed bright red at that, slapped herself mentally then slapped Inuyasha for giving her the idea. "Well, I guess that means we have to go shopping now! C'mon, let's go."
"Well I'm sorry, but how the hell am I going to go? Excuse me but I can't exactly go around wearing a skirt and blouse." Inuyasha stood up and crossed his arms to prove just that.
Rolling her eyes, Kagome went to get something from the closet. "First of all, er, down boy. Not everyone enjoys looking at bare boy legs in a skirt. Second of all, who said you were going as you?" And to prove just that, she came back with a leash.
"But what if I turn human on you?" Inuyasha cocked his head to look extremely dog-like.
"Oh, we'll think of something..." Kagome grinned a bit evilly. Looks like she already thought of something.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
20 minutes after Kagome and her new white dog were walking to the mall.
"Erm, Kagome? Is that your dog?" A nearby neighbor exclaimed.
Replying brightly as if a walking a dog with a white sheet over it was done everyday, Kagome said "Yep! It's just a bit heat and sun sensitive, if you know what I mean."
Under the sheet and in Inuyasha's little dog mind, he was thinking 'I'll kill her, she's dead, I'm killing her...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"What?! What do you mean no dogs allowed?" She was finally at the mall and the security guard was NOT making her happy.
"I mean, No Dogs Allowed. Now get him away or else." Threatening customers? This was too much. And he looked like a pug, too.
"But, but I'm BLIND!" Kagome sunglasses.yelled pointing angrily at her
"Yes, I believe you're blind when for the last five minutes you've been mooning over that blue shirt in display then yelping '30 dollars?! Oh my God!'" Squinting at her, the guard said in a final voice "I'm sorry ma'am, but No Dogs Allowed. Now scat."
"Now scat. Huh. Well Inuyasha, I guess the only thing to do is plan B. Sit." They were behind garbage cans against a fence, so no one could see them.
"No, anything but that! Please, what if someone comes?!"
Kagome laughed lightly and opened her pack. Taking out Sota's clothes, which she packed earlier, she handed the shirt and pants to Inuyasha. "Just change, I'll close my eyes."
Narrowing his golden eyes Inuyasha snatched the clothes out of her hand. "Just make sure no one comes wench."
Right after Inuyasha put on the shirt and was taking off his pants however, he heard clanging above him. "Stupid girl! Told you to watch... out... um, hehe, hi miss... um, that looks rather dangerous"
5 minutes after, Kagome came flouncing back. "Look Inuyasha, I got that shirt I wanted! And... oh, my..."
Looking up Inuyasha glared. The bumps on his head and handprints on his face stood out more than his tight fitting shirt Kagome got from Sota. "Well, now where were you...?!"
Laughing a bit nervously, Kagome said "You see, I just HAD to get that shirt at the window... my friends call it 'The call of Shopping'... eheheh funny... huh... Let's go!" With that she dragged Inuyasha out of behind the garbage cans and dragged him all the way to the store. "Stand up will you?"
"Hmph, after all that trouble you caused me you should be thankful I'm just letting you pull me along." That wasn't exactly the truth. That lady from behind the garbage can had been convinced he was a stalker and had rolled two garbage cans on his leg. Now he couldn't stand up...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
They were back home from the mall, Inuyasha with seven new outfits and two fresh slaps on his face. ( Inuyasha wasn't used to modern malls and had wandered into the women changing room once. )
"Well Inuyasha, that was... fun, wasn't it?"
Sighing, he replied "I... guess, but when are you going to help me get back and get rid of this curse?"
What a... stupid chapter. Bye, I'm off now, but I love reviews! Wait another few days or a week or so, I wrote this during Writer's Block so it makes No Sense... And I'm hungry...
and c) I just feel like saying sorry and torture myself after all the reviews I got. *bangs head on wall* Sorry! *bang* Sorry! *bang* Sorry! Oh and sorry all the ...s came out as . Sorry! BANG CRASH. *sticks head out hole in wall* Whoops. Sorry mister! Are you dead?
InuCurses Adjusting
"Sit!"
"Woof!"
"Sit!"
"Wench!"
"Sit!"
"Bark!"
"Sit!" 'Hehe, this is kind of fun...'
"Argh! Stupid bi-"
"I wont allow that kind of language in my room! Go drink some toilet water! SIT!"
"WOOF WOOF!"
Sits and Woofs and swears flying everywhere Kagome and Inuyasha were having a little argument. Kagome's mother had just told her to give 'lil Barkies' a bath. After finding out about Inuyasha's curse, Kagome did Not want to give him a bath. Especially when he ripped her favorite skirt.
"I am NOT giving you a bath!"
Inuyasha snorted. "Did I ask you to?"
Kagome blushed a bit, imagining herself giving a ba- wait, was she going crazy? "SIT! SIT!! SIT!!!"
Doggy Inuyasha looked up at her and growled. Kagome, still blushing, grabbed him by the fur on his neck and dragged him don't the stairs. He wouldn't budge.
Now she was really mad. Kagome wrapped the dog boy in her pillowcase, lifted him in her arms and carried him down the stairs.
Inuyasha fidgeded a bit in her arms because of the embarrassing position he was in. Not only was he being carried by a human, his nose was in her -gack- chest as in a more appropriate word. And the worst part was, a little puppy part of him liked that.
At the foot of the stairs Kagome dropped Inuyasha onto the floor. "Oops I'm sorry Inu-yasha. You gonna report animal abuse? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
At that moment Sota came in and rushed to Inuyasha's side. "Sis, don't be so mean to 'im. What did you call him? Inuyasha? Hmm, Inuyasha... I'll give him a bath if you want."
Kagome shook her head slightly and smiled sickly sweet at the dog. "No it's ok. I'll wash our little mutt." 'I will avenge my skirt to the death'
~*~*~LaTeR~*~*~
"I hate you! I got dog hair in my mouth, muddy water on my 2ND FAVORITE SKIRT and dog shampoo in my hair! What next, dog hair in my shampoo?! HA!" Kagome had dragged Inuyasha into her room, locked the door and was now yelling at him.
"Well you shoved a bar of SOAP in my mouth! Knocking you in the tub was pure reflex!" Inuyasha smirked. And when were 'pure reflex'es done on purpose?
"Aw shut up! Now my clothes are all wet! Go, go, go get a flea collar!" Kagome just met him a few hours ago and he was already annoying her. A LOT.
Inuyasha was about to say something about her lame remark when he noticed what she said was true. Not the part that he needed a flee collar, but the part that her clothes Were wet, and he-could-see-right-through...
Kagome saw Inuyasha's blush, which unfortunately was blood on snow because of his silvery hair. Her gaze traveled down to where he was looking and she blushed too. "Rrrrrrrrrr, PERVERT!!"
Inuyasha cringed. Guess she wasn't going to help him get this curse off him now...
~***DownStairs***~
Kagome's mom looked up from her cooking when she heard that rather loud remark, then sighed when a loud SLAP was heard throughout the house. "That child sure knows how to handle herself."
~***This is the next chapter of the last version***~
It was the morning after they got the family dog and the sun was shining brightly setting a happy atmosphere in the house.
Kagome's mom (I forgot Kag's last name...-_-;;) whistled a bit and climbed up the stairs to Kagome's room with the laundry. Opening the door, she said "Kago~me, here's your laun... dry..." When she saw what happened inside the room however, she stopped and blinked at the sight before her.
Kagome halted in her process of trying to pull out Inuyasha's white hair on the floor. Also dropping the dog snacks in her hand, she said, "M-mom, I can explain..."
Her mom just shook her head. "Oh Kagome, Kagome. Why didn't you just tell me you had one of you little girly friends over to play at this time?" Then still shaking her head she left the room.
Kagome and Inuyasha just sat there for a moment, Kagome thinking 'playing?', before Kagome said "Inuyasha, I didn't notice this before but... WHY THE HECK ARE YOU STILL WEARING MY CLOTHES?!"
"Feh. You want me to run around naked, girl? Although I bet you'd just like that."
Kagome blushed bright red at that, slapped herself mentally then slapped Inuyasha for giving her the idea. "Well, I guess that means we have to go shopping now! C'mon, let's go."
"Well I'm sorry, but how the hell am I going to go? Excuse me but I can't exactly go around wearing a skirt and blouse." Inuyasha stood up and crossed his arms to prove just that.
Rolling her eyes, Kagome went to get something from the closet. "First of all, er, down boy. Not everyone enjoys looking at bare boy legs in a skirt. Second of all, who said you were going as you?" And to prove just that, she came back with a leash.
"But what if I turn human on you?" Inuyasha cocked his head to look extremely dog-like.
"Oh, we'll think of something..." Kagome grinned a bit evilly. Looks like she already thought of something.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
20 minutes after Kagome and her new white dog were walking to the mall.
"Erm, Kagome? Is that your dog?" A nearby neighbor exclaimed.
Replying brightly as if a walking a dog with a white sheet over it was done everyday, Kagome said "Yep! It's just a bit heat and sun sensitive, if you know what I mean."
Under the sheet and in Inuyasha's little dog mind, he was thinking 'I'll kill her, she's dead, I'm killing her...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"What?! What do you mean no dogs allowed?" She was finally at the mall and the security guard was NOT making her happy.
"I mean, No Dogs Allowed. Now get him away or else." Threatening customers? This was too much. And he looked like a pug, too.
"But, but I'm BLIND!" Kagome sunglasses.yelled pointing angrily at her
"Yes, I believe you're blind when for the last five minutes you've been mooning over that blue shirt in display then yelping '30 dollars?! Oh my God!'" Squinting at her, the guard said in a final voice "I'm sorry ma'am, but No Dogs Allowed. Now scat."
"Now scat. Huh. Well Inuyasha, I guess the only thing to do is plan B. Sit." They were behind garbage cans against a fence, so no one could see them.
"No, anything but that! Please, what if someone comes?!"
Kagome laughed lightly and opened her pack. Taking out Sota's clothes, which she packed earlier, she handed the shirt and pants to Inuyasha. "Just change, I'll close my eyes."
Narrowing his golden eyes Inuyasha snatched the clothes out of her hand. "Just make sure no one comes wench."
Right after Inuyasha put on the shirt and was taking off his pants however, he heard clanging above him. "Stupid girl! Told you to watch... out... um, hehe, hi miss... um, that looks rather dangerous"
5 minutes after, Kagome came flouncing back. "Look Inuyasha, I got that shirt I wanted! And... oh, my..."
Looking up Inuyasha glared. The bumps on his head and handprints on his face stood out more than his tight fitting shirt Kagome got from Sota. "Well, now where were you...?!"
Laughing a bit nervously, Kagome said "You see, I just HAD to get that shirt at the window... my friends call it 'The call of Shopping'... eheheh funny... huh... Let's go!" With that she dragged Inuyasha out of behind the garbage cans and dragged him all the way to the store. "Stand up will you?"
"Hmph, after all that trouble you caused me you should be thankful I'm just letting you pull me along." That wasn't exactly the truth. That lady from behind the garbage can had been convinced he was a stalker and had rolled two garbage cans on his leg. Now he couldn't stand up...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
They were back home from the mall, Inuyasha with seven new outfits and two fresh slaps on his face. ( Inuyasha wasn't used to modern malls and had wandered into the women changing room once. )
"Well Inuyasha, that was... fun, wasn't it?"
Sighing, he replied "I... guess, but when are you going to help me get back and get rid of this curse?"
What a... stupid chapter. Bye, I'm off now, but I love reviews! Wait another few days or a week or so, I wrote this during Writer's Block so it makes No Sense... And I'm hungry...