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InuCurses
The Hell's With The Well
"Help? How?" Kagome cocked her head at Inuyasha, frowning.
"Well, to go in a, well, a well. Ha. Haha..." Damn, what was it about this girl that made his mouth all fuzzy?
Kagome wrinkled her nose. She heard Inuyasha say some pretty stupid stuff, but this one was the stupidest. He wanted her to fall in a well? God, if he wanted to get rid of her, just say so.
"You see, there's this well that if you fall in, its all different and changes and it's a little dizzy at first but then someone, in this case you, explains and it's okay."
Blinking a bit at this rather strange information, Kagome sighed loudly and replied, "Inuyasha, that's called Getting a Concussion and Going Insane in the Hospital."
"No, it's not. Come here, it's in your backyard." With that he started to pull Kagome up by her arm.
"You're crazy! I'm not following." With that, she yanked her arm away and sat back down.
"I'm not crazy! Idiot, when I say go we GO!" And with that, he yanked her arm up and pulled on her hard. Obviously a little too hard, because he toppled over backwards and Kagome fell on top of him in a rather awkward position.
Just then Kagome's mom came in carrying a tray with a cup of tea. "Kagome honey, want some-" When she saw the two on the floor however, she stopped short and the tray and cup of tea crashed to the floor.
Kagome jumped up, a blush flooding her face. "Mom, I can explain. You see, this weird STRANGER here suddenly-"
Inuyasha jumped up too and yelled, "I didn't do nothing! She jumped on me!"
Kagome turned to Inuyasha and the blush turned to anger. "Shut up! You just don't sound right, I'll do the talking!"
Suddenly Inuyasha grinned, if not a bit evilly. She'll pay for all the humiliation he went through. "Oh Mrs. Higurashi, you see, um, I'm Kagome's, uh, fiancé."
Seeing Kagome's horrified face and Inuyasha's smirk, Mrs. Higurashi took it that this was a secret they were going to keep away from her. "Ka- Kagome honey... I never knew..."
Kagome hung her head, too heavy with shame to lift it back up. But at her mom's next words, her head shot up.
"Kagome sweetie! That's great! Have you done it yet? I know your age is too young, but young love is the sweetest thing isn't it? Oh, and grandchildren already? Time sure flies by!" With that Mrs. Higurashi ran up to the new 'couple' and hugged them both. "I'm so proud..!"
Drawing back Inuyasha stuttered a bit "Uh yeah Mrs. Higurashi, now see our, uh honeymoon is today, so we have to go now bye!" Inside his furry eared head he was thinking 'I am so smart, now she has a excuse to follow me. Ahahahahah'"AAAAAAAOOOOWWW!"
Pulling Inuyasha's ear even harder Kagome screeched in his ear "You are MINE! MINE OK?!"
Looking a little surprised Mrs. Higurashi looked up from her task of picking up the broken cup pieces and said, "Oh, is that what you want? I'm sorry darling, here, I'll leave." After going out the room she shut the door quietly and locked it. She loved playing matchmaker, and who wouldn't stop to help their child hurry things up when their grandchildren were going to look so beautiful? And besides, it was too late for them to go on their honeymoon now.
Back inside her room, Kagome blinked, a bit shocked, and then ran to her door. "Mom! It's all a misunderstanding and- nooo! It's loooocked!"
At that moment Inuyasha burst out laughing. "BWAHAHAHAHA you should have seen the look on your face! When your mo- wait, what?! It's loooocked?!" He rushed to the door and after a vain attempt to open it - in other words, trying to break it down -he gazed at Kagome's window thoughtfully.
"Oh no you don't you stupid dog-breathed JERK! The window can't open and unless you want little ribbons of Inuyasha and Kagome floating up in the air, we are NOT breaking it open!"
Inuyasha grinned at her. "Oikay then, guess we'd be spending the night together eh, Kagome? Your mom sure wanted it to be nice and steamy in here, and maybe if we fog up the glass enough it'll be easier to open!"
Kagome twitched at that then banged the door with more force and screamed, "MOM OPEN THE DAMN DOOR OR THE FAMILY'LL BE PAYING CARPENTER BILLS NEXT WEEK!"
The dog-boy just grinned.
*~**~*A Hour Later*~**~*
"Mom, oh, pen, the, door, or, the, car, pen, ter, will, have, to, come..." Slumping down on the door Kagome gave up. Over the last hour she had gone from CARPENTER to a series of pens and tars and cars. Her voice was sore and her hands hurt from banging the door.
She looked over to Inuyasha and gathered some of her voice together to say, "You know, you'd make a great jack-o'-lantern. Your grin's still enough, your ugly enough, and oh, your skin's about the texture of a rotting pumpkin." 'Of coarse, if jack-o'-lanterns did look like you I'd be kissing every one of them on Halloween.' Thinking over what she just thought, Kagome shook her head to clear the thought of kissing... the family dog.
Inuyasha watched Kagome slump down, then shake her head for some reason, and stopped grinning. God, his mouth muscles hurt like hell. He was going to stop smiling when Kagome gave up, but he just found out the hard way that she was not a easy give-upper.
"So, back to the matter of What the Hell's With The Well huh doggy." the girl managed to croak out.
"See, I'm not really from your time." Inuyasha managed to speak. His muscles still hurt, and he had a feeling he was still half grinning.
"I kinda figured out your not from here with the magic junk and the ears." Kagome said dryly. Both figuratively and literally.
"With all the strange things that's not back in my time, I'm thinking that I'm from the past." Inuyasha said.
Kagome snorted. "Well, well, the Blast from the Past is finally THINKING for a change. Why do you want me to go with you?" Funny he didn't call back there Home...
"The woman who gave me this curse wont let any men nearby. There's like this ****in barrier or something..." Inuyasha said to himself, Funny I didn't tell her WHY I was going there in the first place.
Smirking Inuyasha-like Kagome said, "Are you sure you can't go in? I mean, you are a girl, aren't you?"
Remembering what just happened about an hour ago, it was Inuyasha's turn to smirk. "Me, a girl? You can check if you're right, I'm sure your mom would like you to."
This earned a slap from Kagome and a yell of "PERV!" in his ear. Then realizing what a situation she was in, Kagome whispered, "Wait, we're the only ones in this room..."
Inuyasha leaned forward. "Yeah, speak up."
Kagome whispered, "And you're a boy..."
"Can't here, speak UP!"
"And I'm a girl..."
"Okay, so talk louder!"
"And it's all dark..."
"SPEAK THE **** UP!"
"So I get the bed!" She shot up from against the door and onto her bed. "And I'm a girl and you're a boy and it's night so you can't come near me!"
Inuyasha growled. HE was the one with the sore butt muscles from sitting on the floor and HE was the one who had to grin like a loon for an hour so HE was NOT going to sleep on the floor. "No you don't you little..!" Then he pounced on the bed.
"AAAAAHH! INUYASHA STOP IT YOU STUPID ANIMAL FREAK SHOW!"
*~**~*Downstairs*~**~*
Mrs. Higurashi looked up at the ceiling when she heard bedsprings groaning and 'AAAAHHH INUYASHA... STOP... YOU... ANIMAL...!'. She sighed. Young love was just so cute...
Next Time: Kagome meets... The Well..! *music*
InuCurses
The Hell's With The Well
"Help? How?" Kagome cocked her head at Inuyasha, frowning.
"Well, to go in a, well, a well. Ha. Haha..." Damn, what was it about this girl that made his mouth all fuzzy?
Kagome wrinkled her nose. She heard Inuyasha say some pretty stupid stuff, but this one was the stupidest. He wanted her to fall in a well? God, if he wanted to get rid of her, just say so.
"You see, there's this well that if you fall in, its all different and changes and it's a little dizzy at first but then someone, in this case you, explains and it's okay."
Blinking a bit at this rather strange information, Kagome sighed loudly and replied, "Inuyasha, that's called Getting a Concussion and Going Insane in the Hospital."
"No, it's not. Come here, it's in your backyard." With that he started to pull Kagome up by her arm.
"You're crazy! I'm not following." With that, she yanked her arm away and sat back down.
"I'm not crazy! Idiot, when I say go we GO!" And with that, he yanked her arm up and pulled on her hard. Obviously a little too hard, because he toppled over backwards and Kagome fell on top of him in a rather awkward position.
Just then Kagome's mom came in carrying a tray with a cup of tea. "Kagome honey, want some-" When she saw the two on the floor however, she stopped short and the tray and cup of tea crashed to the floor.
Kagome jumped up, a blush flooding her face. "Mom, I can explain. You see, this weird STRANGER here suddenly-"
Inuyasha jumped up too and yelled, "I didn't do nothing! She jumped on me!"
Kagome turned to Inuyasha and the blush turned to anger. "Shut up! You just don't sound right, I'll do the talking!"
Suddenly Inuyasha grinned, if not a bit evilly. She'll pay for all the humiliation he went through. "Oh Mrs. Higurashi, you see, um, I'm Kagome's, uh, fiancé."
Seeing Kagome's horrified face and Inuyasha's smirk, Mrs. Higurashi took it that this was a secret they were going to keep away from her. "Ka- Kagome honey... I never knew..."
Kagome hung her head, too heavy with shame to lift it back up. But at her mom's next words, her head shot up.
"Kagome sweetie! That's great! Have you done it yet? I know your age is too young, but young love is the sweetest thing isn't it? Oh, and grandchildren already? Time sure flies by!" With that Mrs. Higurashi ran up to the new 'couple' and hugged them both. "I'm so proud..!"
Drawing back Inuyasha stuttered a bit "Uh yeah Mrs. Higurashi, now see our, uh honeymoon is today, so we have to go now bye!" Inside his furry eared head he was thinking 'I am so smart, now she has a excuse to follow me. Ahahahahah'"AAAAAAAOOOOWWW!"
Pulling Inuyasha's ear even harder Kagome screeched in his ear "You are MINE! MINE OK?!"
Looking a little surprised Mrs. Higurashi looked up from her task of picking up the broken cup pieces and said, "Oh, is that what you want? I'm sorry darling, here, I'll leave." After going out the room she shut the door quietly and locked it. She loved playing matchmaker, and who wouldn't stop to help their child hurry things up when their grandchildren were going to look so beautiful? And besides, it was too late for them to go on their honeymoon now.
Back inside her room, Kagome blinked, a bit shocked, and then ran to her door. "Mom! It's all a misunderstanding and- nooo! It's loooocked!"
At that moment Inuyasha burst out laughing. "BWAHAHAHAHA you should have seen the look on your face! When your mo- wait, what?! It's loooocked?!" He rushed to the door and after a vain attempt to open it - in other words, trying to break it down -he gazed at Kagome's window thoughtfully.
"Oh no you don't you stupid dog-breathed JERK! The window can't open and unless you want little ribbons of Inuyasha and Kagome floating up in the air, we are NOT breaking it open!"
Inuyasha grinned at her. "Oikay then, guess we'd be spending the night together eh, Kagome? Your mom sure wanted it to be nice and steamy in here, and maybe if we fog up the glass enough it'll be easier to open!"
Kagome twitched at that then banged the door with more force and screamed, "MOM OPEN THE DAMN DOOR OR THE FAMILY'LL BE PAYING CARPENTER BILLS NEXT WEEK!"
The dog-boy just grinned.
*~**~*A Hour Later*~**~*
"Mom, oh, pen, the, door, or, the, car, pen, ter, will, have, to, come..." Slumping down on the door Kagome gave up. Over the last hour she had gone from CARPENTER to a series of pens and tars and cars. Her voice was sore and her hands hurt from banging the door.
She looked over to Inuyasha and gathered some of her voice together to say, "You know, you'd make a great jack-o'-lantern. Your grin's still enough, your ugly enough, and oh, your skin's about the texture of a rotting pumpkin." 'Of coarse, if jack-o'-lanterns did look like you I'd be kissing every one of them on Halloween.' Thinking over what she just thought, Kagome shook her head to clear the thought of kissing... the family dog.
Inuyasha watched Kagome slump down, then shake her head for some reason, and stopped grinning. God, his mouth muscles hurt like hell. He was going to stop smiling when Kagome gave up, but he just found out the hard way that she was not a easy give-upper.
"So, back to the matter of What the Hell's With The Well huh doggy." the girl managed to croak out.
"See, I'm not really from your time." Inuyasha managed to speak. His muscles still hurt, and he had a feeling he was still half grinning.
"I kinda figured out your not from here with the magic junk and the ears." Kagome said dryly. Both figuratively and literally.
"With all the strange things that's not back in my time, I'm thinking that I'm from the past." Inuyasha said.
Kagome snorted. "Well, well, the Blast from the Past is finally THINKING for a change. Why do you want me to go with you?" Funny he didn't call back there Home...
"The woman who gave me this curse wont let any men nearby. There's like this ****in barrier or something..." Inuyasha said to himself, Funny I didn't tell her WHY I was going there in the first place.
Smirking Inuyasha-like Kagome said, "Are you sure you can't go in? I mean, you are a girl, aren't you?"
Remembering what just happened about an hour ago, it was Inuyasha's turn to smirk. "Me, a girl? You can check if you're right, I'm sure your mom would like you to."
This earned a slap from Kagome and a yell of "PERV!" in his ear. Then realizing what a situation she was in, Kagome whispered, "Wait, we're the only ones in this room..."
Inuyasha leaned forward. "Yeah, speak up."
Kagome whispered, "And you're a boy..."
"Can't here, speak UP!"
"And I'm a girl..."
"Okay, so talk louder!"
"And it's all dark..."
"SPEAK THE **** UP!"
"So I get the bed!" She shot up from against the door and onto her bed. "And I'm a girl and you're a boy and it's night so you can't come near me!"
Inuyasha growled. HE was the one with the sore butt muscles from sitting on the floor and HE was the one who had to grin like a loon for an hour so HE was NOT going to sleep on the floor. "No you don't you little..!" Then he pounced on the bed.
"AAAAAHH! INUYASHA STOP IT YOU STUPID ANIMAL FREAK SHOW!"
*~**~*Downstairs*~**~*
Mrs. Higurashi looked up at the ceiling when she heard bedsprings groaning and 'AAAAHHH INUYASHA... STOP... YOU... ANIMAL...!'. She sighed. Young love was just so cute...
Next Time: Kagome meets... The Well..! *music*