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They had escaped the house by linking arms - blushing crazily all the while - by telling Kagome's mom that they had to go outside for more 'privacy'. Mrs. Higurashi had sighed, blissfully murmuring about grandchildren, and said if they didn't do something, she'd be disappointed.
A moment before, Inuyasha had grabbed her and spooked her with a 'different' (poisoness) huge spider, so Kagome was now more than a bit nervous.
Kagome stared down the ancient well, and wrinkled her nose at the musty smell coming from it. "Eww, smells like dead rotting worms."
Inuyasha replied brushing pass her, "Why do you think it's called a BONE- eaters well?" Then he jumped in.
Kagome stood for a moment, shocked frozen, then screamed down the well. "INUYASHA YOU KLUMSY JERK! HOW CAN YOU FALL IN LIKE THAT?!!!!!!!!" When she heard no answer, Kagome sighed, held her breath and jumped in. 'The things I do for a DOG!'
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"Ohhh..." Kagome sat up rubbing her head, then perked up at the sound of... birds? "What the- Oh my... God..."
When she climbed out the well -using... vines?- she gasped at the sight before her. It was a forest, flooded with hues of greens and browns, shadows flitting everywhere like the birds and insects in the air. And in front of her, in front of a tree that roughly resembled the god-tree back home, was the most beautiful of all- Inuya'AAAAAAAAAAAHH! I sound like some poet, and Inuyasha is definetly NOT beautiful...'
Inuyasha gazed at her for a moment with his amberish pure gold eyes and offered his hand with a lopsided grin. I'm melting here people "Hurry up, we have to get going."
Kagome nodded and held her hand up when...
"Inuyasha! You're back! And look at who you have here... Whew! Am I interrupting or something 'cause it is getting Hot in Here!"
Kagome glanced at the black-haired man in priest clothes coming towards them while Inuyasha glared at the him. "Miroku, the only reason it's so Hot in Here is because you are going to HELL..!"
Miroku just smiled and headed towards Kagome who had climbed up while Inuyasha was having eye-dagger shooting practice, him being the target. Down on one knee, Miroku soulfully looked up at her and said, "Miroku at your service. I'm just a friend of Inuyasha."
Kagome almost smiled back when a flash up her spine told her there was something on her butt that wasn't supposed to be there. Then...
"PERVERT!" Breathing hard she scooted far, far away. Were all the men from long time ago PERVERTS?
At her reaction Miroku smiled wider and more knowingly. "Ah, judging from how long it took to realized I was, ah holding her, I say you guys have been at it for a long time."
Before Inuyasha could commit murder with Kagome as his accomplice, a female voice yelled out from behind Miroku, "Shut up you lech, can't you leave anywoman Inuyasha's eyes turned scarlet and peed on a tree nearby. "Oh God..."
Kagome smiled at her and petted dog-form Inuyasha who trotted over and fell asleep on her lap. "Isn't he just adorable? Although when he licks me it... just doesn't feel... right. Inuyasha, wake up. Don't want you turning human on me now, haha. Inuyasha, get UP. Inuyasha, SIT UP THIS MOMENT AND ACT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON OR- Oh, shoot..."
Miroku and Sango stared at Inuyasha, who was sprawled on top and Kagome and was not budging. "Hey Sango," Miroku whispered "Didn't Inuyasha mention something about marriage?"
"Yeah, he did! So lets just slowly baaack away and leave them alone." That said Sango and Miroku sped towards their separate tents.
"H-hey, what about me!" Kagome shouted.
"There's one extra sleeping bag right by you! G'night!" The other girl shouted back.
"W-waaiit. Oh shoot." Shifting under the dog-boy's body Kagome inched over to the sleeping bag. "Damn, why do these things always happen to me?"
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Inuyasha yawned and stretched. "Wow I hadn't had that good of a sleep since... dunno, ever." Of coarse, he usually slept in trees and that wasn't exactly comfortable luxery.
He snuggled back into his soft, soft pillow... but a bunch of black hair was bothering him and wait... when did pillows have hair...
"You pervert! Stop pulling my hair and squeezing me so hard!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Inuyasha shot up and jumped to the side. "What the hell are you doin here?!"
"Gee Inuyasha," Kagome muttered darkly "You didn't seem to mind sleeping half on top of me throughout the night." God, she hadn't felt this much back pain since... dunno, ever.
Inuyasha shook his head and took a step back. These awkward moments really had to stop...
"Wah, OUCH! Argh, I slipped again He threw the head away from him as far as he could. "W-WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Don't do that!" Kagome cried and ran after the 'head'. "That's my comfort ball!"
"You're... comfort ball?" Inuyasha questioned. This girl was weird.
"Yes, my comfort ball. I had it since I was six. See, isn't the face cute?" She waved it in Inuyasha's face who batted it away like one of Miroku's toucheed.
Speak of the devil, Miroku came up and patted Kagome on her back, a little lower than supposed to. "Don't be silly Kagome. Your comfort ball in right there in Inuyasha's pants..."
While Kagome attempted to bludger Miroku to death with her 'comfort ball', Inuyasha explored her bag. "Hey, what's this."
Kagome looked up from her killing and smiled. "Oh, that's my special Japan-shaped slippers."
Inuyasha stared her for a moment, than shrugged. "Patriotic. What's this?"
"Ah," Kagome finally moved away from Miroku (much to his relief) and sat by Inuyasha. "That's a hair dryer."
"And this?"
"Panda bear print toilet paper!"
"This?"
"Japanese-Iceland Dictionary!"
"This?"
"Condo- HEY! What the heck's this and a 'Family Starter Kit'- oh my... I'M GONNA KILL HER!" Kagome snatched the stuff out of Inuyasha's hands and stuffed them in her bag. Her mom was dead... dead...
"What are they?" Inuyasha said.
"SHUT UP! WE- I DON'T NEED THEM! NO, WAIT, I'M NEVER GONNA DO ANYTHING TO USE THEM SO HA! HAHA! HAHAHAhahaha, yeah, let's go now yeah, nothing to see, nope..."
Inuyasha shrugged, then snapped the condoms out her bag. "Izit candy?" After reading the packet however, his eyes bulged and he gawked at Kagome. "You- this- wah-"
"SHUT UP!!"
He smirked. "Feh. Guess you wanted my, or should you're 'comfort ball' to be all rubbered up, eh? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-AY! AH! ET IS ING OU I OUS!!"
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"...so weeeee're, off to see the wi~zard! The wonderful Wizard of Oz! One More Time! Oohhhh..."
"Shut UP, you're giving me a damn HEADACHE." Inuyasha groaned and slammed his hands over his head. It was only five minutes on the road and he already felt like strangling someone.
"But we need a little fun here don't we?" Beaming Kagome grabbed Inuyasha by his cheeks and stretched them out like her auntie used to do to her. She knew she was killing him because for the last few hours he had a wire hanger stuck in his mouth... which she 'helped' put in there... "Right, don't we puppy? A little fun?"
Trailing back Miroku quietly said to Sango "See, they do have something going on."
Sango whispered back "Yeah, wonder what she means by 'fun'..."
The monk grinned at her and said "I could show you what my meaning of 'fun' is if you want..."
Sango just swatted his wandering hand away.
"We're here. Woods of Cursed. Home of the bitch."
Everyone stopped and glanced at Inuyasha, then at the woods in front of him. It was like the forest they were walking through just before, but when they looked closer they saw that it was more... dark.
"Only one or two people can go in at a time. Just a woman, or a man touching a woman aloud at a time. Kagome, I'm going with you. You guys stay here, or go home."
Kagome looked up at Inuyasha who was just kind of staring off to nowhere. "Inuyasha, how do you know all this?"
He still didn't meet anyone's eye. "I've been here before." With that he grabbed Kagome's hand and walked towards the outer trees of the dark Woods of Cursed.
Of coarse, something always ruined the serious mood and in this case, Inuyasha tripped over a tree root and fell, Kagome on top of him. After untangling themselves they shot to the forest and through the barrier, both blushing bloody.
"I swear," Sango whispered to Miroku "They're like two magnets..."
They had escaped the house by linking arms - blushing crazily all the while - by telling Kagome's mom that they had to go outside for more 'privacy'. Mrs. Higurashi had sighed, blissfully murmuring about grandchildren, and said if they didn't do something, she'd be disappointed.
A moment before, Inuyasha had grabbed her and spooked her with a 'different' (poisoness) huge spider, so Kagome was now more than a bit nervous.
Kagome stared down the ancient well, and wrinkled her nose at the musty smell coming from it. "Eww, smells like dead rotting worms."
Inuyasha replied brushing pass her, "Why do you think it's called a BONE- eaters well?" Then he jumped in.
Kagome stood for a moment, shocked frozen, then screamed down the well. "INUYASHA YOU KLUMSY JERK! HOW CAN YOU FALL IN LIKE THAT?!!!!!!!!" When she heard no answer, Kagome sighed, held her breath and jumped in. 'The things I do for a DOG!'
~::~::~:^_~:~::~::~
"Ohhh..." Kagome sat up rubbing her head, then perked up at the sound of... birds? "What the- Oh my... God..."
When she climbed out the well -using... vines?- she gasped at the sight before her. It was a forest, flooded with hues of greens and browns, shadows flitting everywhere like the birds and insects in the air. And in front of her, in front of a tree that roughly resembled the god-tree back home, was the most beautiful of all- Inuya'AAAAAAAAAAAHH! I sound like some poet, and Inuyasha is definetly NOT beautiful...'
Inuyasha gazed at her for a moment with his amberish pure gold eyes and offered his hand with a lopsided grin. I'm melting here people "Hurry up, we have to get going."
Kagome nodded and held her hand up when...
"Inuyasha! You're back! And look at who you have here... Whew! Am I interrupting or something 'cause it is getting Hot in Here!"
Kagome glanced at the black-haired man in priest clothes coming towards them while Inuyasha glared at the him. "Miroku, the only reason it's so Hot in Here is because you are going to HELL..!"
Miroku just smiled and headed towards Kagome who had climbed up while Inuyasha was having eye-dagger shooting practice, him being the target. Down on one knee, Miroku soulfully looked up at her and said, "Miroku at your service. I'm just a friend of Inuyasha."
Kagome almost smiled back when a flash up her spine told her there was something on her butt that wasn't supposed to be there. Then...
"PERVERT!" Breathing hard she scooted far, far away. Were all the men from long time ago PERVERTS?
At her reaction Miroku smiled wider and more knowingly. "Ah, judging from how long it took to realized I was, ah holding her, I say you guys have been at it for a long time."
Before Inuyasha could commit murder with Kagome as his accomplice, a female voice yelled out from behind Miroku, "Shut up you lech, can't you leave anywoman Inuyasha's eyes turned scarlet and peed on a tree nearby. "Oh God..."
Kagome smiled at her and petted dog-form Inuyasha who trotted over and fell asleep on her lap. "Isn't he just adorable? Although when he licks me it... just doesn't feel... right. Inuyasha, wake up. Don't want you turning human on me now, haha. Inuyasha, get UP. Inuyasha, SIT UP THIS MOMENT AND ACT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON OR- Oh, shoot..."
Miroku and Sango stared at Inuyasha, who was sprawled on top and Kagome and was not budging. "Hey Sango," Miroku whispered "Didn't Inuyasha mention something about marriage?"
"Yeah, he did! So lets just slowly baaack away and leave them alone." That said Sango and Miroku sped towards their separate tents.
"H-hey, what about me!" Kagome shouted.
"There's one extra sleeping bag right by you! G'night!" The other girl shouted back.
"W-waaiit. Oh shoot." Shifting under the dog-boy's body Kagome inched over to the sleeping bag. "Damn, why do these things always happen to me?"
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Inuyasha yawned and stretched. "Wow I hadn't had that good of a sleep since... dunno, ever." Of coarse, he usually slept in trees and that wasn't exactly comfortable luxery.
He snuggled back into his soft, soft pillow... but a bunch of black hair was bothering him and wait... when did pillows have hair...
"You pervert! Stop pulling my hair and squeezing me so hard!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Inuyasha shot up and jumped to the side. "What the hell are you doin here?!"
"Gee Inuyasha," Kagome muttered darkly "You didn't seem to mind sleeping half on top of me throughout the night." God, she hadn't felt this much back pain since... dunno, ever.
Inuyasha shook his head and took a step back. These awkward moments really had to stop...
"Wah, OUCH! Argh, I slipped again He threw the head away from him as far as he could. "W-WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Don't do that!" Kagome cried and ran after the 'head'. "That's my comfort ball!"
"You're... comfort ball?" Inuyasha questioned. This girl was weird.
"Yes, my comfort ball. I had it since I was six. See, isn't the face cute?" She waved it in Inuyasha's face who batted it away like one of Miroku's toucheed.
Speak of the devil, Miroku came up and patted Kagome on her back, a little lower than supposed to. "Don't be silly Kagome. Your comfort ball in right there in Inuyasha's pants..."
While Kagome attempted to bludger Miroku to death with her 'comfort ball', Inuyasha explored her bag. "Hey, what's this."
Kagome looked up from her killing and smiled. "Oh, that's my special Japan-shaped slippers."
Inuyasha stared her for a moment, than shrugged. "Patriotic. What's this?"
"Ah," Kagome finally moved away from Miroku (much to his relief) and sat by Inuyasha. "That's a hair dryer."
"And this?"
"Panda bear print toilet paper!"
"This?"
"Japanese-Iceland Dictionary!"
"This?"
"Condo- HEY! What the heck's this and a 'Family Starter Kit'- oh my... I'M GONNA KILL HER!" Kagome snatched the stuff out of Inuyasha's hands and stuffed them in her bag. Her mom was dead... dead...
"What are they?" Inuyasha said.
"SHUT UP! WE- I DON'T NEED THEM! NO, WAIT, I'M NEVER GONNA DO ANYTHING TO USE THEM SO HA! HAHA! HAHAHAhahaha, yeah, let's go now yeah, nothing to see, nope..."
Inuyasha shrugged, then snapped the condoms out her bag. "Izit candy?" After reading the packet however, his eyes bulged and he gawked at Kagome. "You- this- wah-"
"SHUT UP!!"
He smirked. "Feh. Guess you wanted my, or should you're 'comfort ball' to be all rubbered up, eh? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-AY! AH! ET IS ING OU I OUS!!"
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"...so weeeee're, off to see the wi~zard! The wonderful Wizard of Oz! One More Time! Oohhhh..."
"Shut UP, you're giving me a damn HEADACHE." Inuyasha groaned and slammed his hands over his head. It was only five minutes on the road and he already felt like strangling someone.
"But we need a little fun here don't we?" Beaming Kagome grabbed Inuyasha by his cheeks and stretched them out like her auntie used to do to her. She knew she was killing him because for the last few hours he had a wire hanger stuck in his mouth... which she 'helped' put in there... "Right, don't we puppy? A little fun?"
Trailing back Miroku quietly said to Sango "See, they do have something going on."
Sango whispered back "Yeah, wonder what she means by 'fun'..."
The monk grinned at her and said "I could show you what my meaning of 'fun' is if you want..."
Sango just swatted his wandering hand away.
"We're here. Woods of Cursed. Home of the bitch."
Everyone stopped and glanced at Inuyasha, then at the woods in front of him. It was like the forest they were walking through just before, but when they looked closer they saw that it was more... dark.
"Only one or two people can go in at a time. Just a woman, or a man touching a woman aloud at a time. Kagome, I'm going with you. You guys stay here, or go home."
Kagome looked up at Inuyasha who was just kind of staring off to nowhere. "Inuyasha, how do you know all this?"
He still didn't meet anyone's eye. "I've been here before." With that he grabbed Kagome's hand and walked towards the outer trees of the dark Woods of Cursed.
Of coarse, something always ruined the serious mood and in this case, Inuyasha tripped over a tree root and fell, Kagome on top of him. After untangling themselves they shot to the forest and through the barrier, both blushing bloody.
"I swear," Sango whispered to Miroku "They're like two magnets..."