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an: I'm so sorry I didn't update fast! My lame excuse? I don't know how this story ends! Maybe 2 or 3 chapters left... I know, I'm sorry. Short story for someone with short mind. ........ that doesn't make sense does it.
OH! And guess what?! I wrote a new fanficcy! YAY! Pretty please read 'n review?! *makes puppy eyes and ends up scaring little kids away* .
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InuCurses: Problems
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As soon as they stepped in, it seemed five ours darker and five meters down gloomier.
"This place is creepy..." Kagome shuddered and clung onto Inu-yasha's arm. She was so set in the setting that she didn't notice how nice he felt.
"Feh. luv that word! Just make sure you don't touch the wispy things hanging around. The Curse Hag Kaede throws curses around here and there so... HEY!" Inu-yasha was cut off when he saw Kagome. "Did you HEAR me?!"
Kagome looked up at him and frowned. "Jeze Inu-yasha, I just touched it to to see how it felt like..."
"You sound like damn MIROKU!" Inu-yasha exploded and stomped over the girl. "Don't you know that- that... Urg I'm gonna throw..."
"Eeeek not at me!" Screeching Kagome backed away. Suddenly a wave of nausea came over her and swayed her to her knees. "W-what's happening..."
When she opened her eyes, nothing seemed different exept she was looking at a very sick... her?! "Ah, ah..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" The other her screamed first. There was something familiarly strange about the voice though, because it sounded like...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!! OUR BODIES ARE SWITCHED!!!" Kagome screamed in Inu-yasha's body, noticing in horror that some things were gone and something was there where it wasn't before.
Inu-yasha groaned in his girly voice. "Tell me something I don't know! Like how to get out this fucking body!" He felt his chest. "God, how do you go around with this weight on your-"
"DIE PERVERT!" Kagome screamed. "And how do YOU walk around with this weight in your PANTS!"
Inu-yasha grinned. "Ah, so you admit it's big." He dodged the fist thrown in his direction.
"Your only hurting yourself you know," Inu-yasha warned. His hands slid down from his back to the skirt. "Wow Kagome, you got a helluva big ass."
"I, nu, yaSHA! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Kagome ground out.
"Doesn't matter." Inuyasha's voice floated back from Kagome's body. "You'll just kill yourself. Walk along, and maybe we'll switch back."
"Um, Inuyasha?"
"Yeah?"
"I gotta... go..."
"WHAT?!" He exploded. If it wasn't for the situation they were in, it would have been pretty comical to watch such a deep yell come from Kagome's body. "You're in MY body you know!"
After watching Kagome hop around in Inuyasha's body, he growled, grabbed her-his- hand, and dragged her forward faster to the clearing he could see a bit away from him. "I swear, if you shit in my pants, how weird does that sound? or touch another curse thing I'll-"
"Hey, that wasn't my fault!" Complaining Kagome jerked her-his- hand back from Inuyasha.
"WHAT isn't your fault?"
"Well, um..." She fidged with her-his- long, long hair. You kind of dragged me through that foggy stuff and-" She didn't finish her sentence because she started to fell strange again, like she was drunk and had helium at the same time. "So whatever happens next isn't my fault!"
"Noooo shit..." Inuyasha groaned. "That's what Miroku said to me once," He started to shrink, his hair pulling in back in his head and whitish fur sprouting from everywhere else. "Then I got my fucking HAND chopped off!"
Kagome looked down, and saw Inuyasha, back as a dog. She also saw that she wet his pants and exclaimed, "How weird does that sound?"
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I'm sooo sorry that's such a short chapter, I promise I'll write more in the next! I'm so dumb I always get a brain block or it runs through my brain and out my ear...
an: I'm so sorry I didn't update fast! My lame excuse? I don't know how this story ends! Maybe 2 or 3 chapters left... I know, I'm sorry. Short story for someone with short mind. ........ that doesn't make sense does it.
OH! And guess what?! I wrote a new fanficcy! YAY! Pretty please read 'n review?! *makes puppy eyes and ends up scaring little kids away* .
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InuCurses: Problems
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As soon as they stepped in, it seemed five ours darker and five meters down gloomier.
"This place is creepy..." Kagome shuddered and clung onto Inu-yasha's arm. She was so set in the setting that she didn't notice how nice he felt.
"Feh. luv that word! Just make sure you don't touch the wispy things hanging around. The Curse Hag Kaede throws curses around here and there so... HEY!" Inu-yasha was cut off when he saw Kagome. "Did you HEAR me?!"
Kagome looked up at him and frowned. "Jeze Inu-yasha, I just touched it to to see how it felt like..."
"You sound like damn MIROKU!" Inu-yasha exploded and stomped over the girl. "Don't you know that- that... Urg I'm gonna throw..."
"Eeeek not at me!" Screeching Kagome backed away. Suddenly a wave of nausea came over her and swayed her to her knees. "W-what's happening..."
When she opened her eyes, nothing seemed different exept she was looking at a very sick... her?! "Ah, ah..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" The other her screamed first. There was something familiarly strange about the voice though, because it sounded like...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!! OUR BODIES ARE SWITCHED!!!" Kagome screamed in Inu-yasha's body, noticing in horror that some things were gone and something was there where it wasn't before.
Inu-yasha groaned in his girly voice. "Tell me something I don't know! Like how to get out this fucking body!" He felt his chest. "God, how do you go around with this weight on your-"
"DIE PERVERT!" Kagome screamed. "And how do YOU walk around with this weight in your PANTS!"
Inu-yasha grinned. "Ah, so you admit it's big." He dodged the fist thrown in his direction.
"Your only hurting yourself you know," Inu-yasha warned. His hands slid down from his back to the skirt. "Wow Kagome, you got a helluva big ass."
"I, nu, yaSHA! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Kagome ground out.
"Doesn't matter." Inuyasha's voice floated back from Kagome's body. "You'll just kill yourself. Walk along, and maybe we'll switch back."
"Um, Inuyasha?"
"Yeah?"
"I gotta... go..."
"WHAT?!" He exploded. If it wasn't for the situation they were in, it would have been pretty comical to watch such a deep yell come from Kagome's body. "You're in MY body you know!"
After watching Kagome hop around in Inuyasha's body, he growled, grabbed her-his- hand, and dragged her forward faster to the clearing he could see a bit away from him. "I swear, if you shit in my pants, how weird does that sound? or touch another curse thing I'll-"
"Hey, that wasn't my fault!" Complaining Kagome jerked her-his- hand back from Inuyasha.
"WHAT isn't your fault?"
"Well, um..." She fidged with her-his- long, long hair. You kind of dragged me through that foggy stuff and-" She didn't finish her sentence because she started to fell strange again, like she was drunk and had helium at the same time. "So whatever happens next isn't my fault!"
"Noooo shit..." Inuyasha groaned. "That's what Miroku said to me once," He started to shrink, his hair pulling in back in his head and whitish fur sprouting from everywhere else. "Then I got my fucking HAND chopped off!"
Kagome looked down, and saw Inuyasha, back as a dog. She also saw that she wet his pants and exclaimed, "How weird does that sound?"
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I'm sooo sorry that's such a short chapter, I promise I'll write more in the next! I'm so dumb I always get a brain block or it runs through my brain and out my ear...