Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, happy? I don't own the 14 or so hour movie 'Anne of the Green Gables', either, but that doesn't have to do anything with the story, except I had to see it at school. It's about some scary red-haired girl who floats around reciting death poems, but I like the end 'cuz there's a war and her husbands missing, her lover gets shot, her lover's lover gets blown up, and her friend's lover gets blown up. o_@u Veeery entertaining...
an: Help me... so... tired...
InuCurses: The Old Curse HagKagome stared at the big, metal, pad-locked door in front of her. From how the story was going so far, she expected something more... wooden.
"Grrrrrr..."
She glanced down at Inuyasha, who still wasn't turned back into his normal form. She also glanced down at herself, because she wasn't exactly in her normal self either...
Inuyasha kept on growling, when the pad-lock suddenly unlocked, and the door creaked open.
"Whom be there?" A voice creaked out from inside. An narrowed eyes peeked out, then the door swung wide open. "Hey, it's Inuyasha and a pet dog! Come in, come in!"
Kagome, mistaken as Inuaysha, stepped in, and looked around. There was some old grandma in front of her, a few jars of wisp on the selves to the right, and to the left there was... her?!
Inuyasha growled from beside her foot, seeming to stare at the very disturbing sight of... her.
The twin glimpsed up from the book on her lap, and spotting Kagome, squealed, "It's Inuyasha!" She ran up to her and gave Kagome a spine-snapping getting déjà vu? hug. "Ooh! I missed you so-" She stopped all of a sudden, then leaned back and looked at Kagome/Inuyasha's still-wet pants. She smiled and tweaked Kagome/Inuyasha's nose. "Oh you naughty boy! Just looking at me made you do that?" She giggled and struck a sultry poise, leaving Kagome to think, 'What a slut!'
"Ah, I presume you remember Kikyou?" The old woman, who Kagome now remembered, was Kaede, said. Her face wrinkled into a small smile that said what Kikyou had said; oh you naughty boy!
"Yeah miss... Kaede. I SURE remember KIKYOU!" Kagome glared down at Doggy-yasha, who slunk down enough to let a small wisp of dignity let through in the form of "Keh."
"After all," Kaede continued, "She's the one who suggested making you into a dog, so she could keep you as a... lap dog! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Kikyou smiled secretively and started laughing too. Shaking her head in disgust, all Kagome could think was, 'These people are PERVS!' She also felt a little something like jealousy, but it seemed to shake away with her head before she could put much thought into it.
Inuyasha, obviously as disturbed as Kagome, barked at this point, and started growling and bite at Kagome/his ankle.
"What?!" Kagome whispered back, receiving strange stares from Kikyou and Kaede. "Um, my dog likes to... talk. And right now he says he needs to... uh, chase squirrels. Be back in a minute!" Kagome ran out the door dragging Inuyasha, as the Curse Hag called out from behind, "Make sure you don't sit down too long! My Curses like to target sitting ducks! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Kagome rolled her eyes around to glare at Inuyasha. "Why did you have to do that you stupid idiotic-" All of a sudden her eyes got round and she whispered, "Wait, wait, wait... If I just say sit..." Kagome smiled at Inuyasha, still looking like Kagome, but was not a dog anymore. "...You turn back!"
Inuyasha/Kagome's eyes twitched, then he burst out, "You DUMBASS! How could you not REMEMBER?! You are so, fucking, DUMB!!"
Kagome stared at him before a moment, before hanging her head and... sniffing?
Seeing this Inuyasha stuttered, "He-hey, don't cry! I-I was just kidding... Come on, you're... um, smart... in a air-heady sort of way... Please! Don't cry!"
"Oh Inuyasha! You're right! I'm just so STUPID!" Kagome cried out and threw her arms around Inuyasha/her neck. "It-it's just that... that GIRL scared me for a moment, I mean, I feel like such a copier, you know? L-like I'm some stupid REINCARNATION!"
Inuyasha froze for a second, then moved his/Kagome's arms around Kagome/him robot-like. "Uh, no, you're not some reincarnation*koff*... It's Kikyou who stole your face, because you're so pretty..." He touched Kagome/his face face, then touched his/Kagome's. confusing! He froze for the second time, and being the tough boy he was, added, "Um, yeah, nevermind, I never said that, you look icky, very icky, I just don't know why Kikyou stole your face, you look so icky..."
"Inuyasha!" Kagome laughed and swatted him. "You just gave me the greatest idea!"
Inuyasha looked up at Kagome, who was grinning at him. "Really?"
"Yep! Now remember... when you first went human-"
"Hanyou," Inuyasha corrected.
"Whatever, hanyou on me? Well, you said a little something..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~flash! flashing back, back to the time, the time, time, time, when I couldn't rhyme! we're flashy! yeah, FLASHBACK! I just had to say that...^^;; ~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So, how did you become like... this?" Kagome asked
Inuyasha snorted. "Some bitch called Kikyou. She kept on sprouting on about how she wanted to keep me forever, and turned me into a dog so she can take me everywhere." He shivered. "She's one scary woman. Stupid bitch, she even made it so that whenever she says 'sit', I turn into a dog. Obviously it backfired, because you can turn me into a dog too."
Kagome slowly bought all this, then asked, "Is there any way to turn you back... normal?"
Inuyasha sighed this time. "Only if I totally forget about her, since that's how a lot of simple, so called harmless spells work; you have to remember the spell caster."
"Oh..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~flash! flashing forward, forward to out time, the time, time, time, when I couldn't rhyme! we're flashy! yeah, FLASHFORWARD! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
"-So," Kagome continued, "We have to do something really intense so you forget her!"
"Uh..." Inuyasha scratched his head. "Intense? Like what, you gonna make out with me or sumthin?"
Kagome dropped a fairly large rock on his head. "There! Now, who am I?"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes at her, and replied sarcasticly, "I don't know, Kaede? My, my, it looks like you got more wrinkles than usual though..."
Kagome smashed a boulder on his head this time.
"Ok, ok, then I got a better idea. How bout we just get Kikyou to change me back? Like, make her so mad or sad or sumthin, so she'd regret it and change me back, you know?"
"Hmm," Kagome mused, setting down the stone chunks. "Hey, that's a good idea! So, sit, we're going in!"
an: I have so many sorries to say! Most important; to my sweet reviewers! I said that Kikyou didn't turn Inuyasha into a dog, and she did. Sorry! Another about this chapter; sorry it's so short and unfunny! It's more like a explanation thing! Lastly, because I didn't update enough. Sorry!
It's just that I have some problems in family, friends, and school, and I'm so stressed out I can't think of anything to write... And I know I'm asking too much right now but will you review? Please? Maybe I'll update faster!^^ so huggies, bye now!