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an: ah yes, angelsokawaii has... ehem, resigned. She died rather heroically at 3:28 pm in an accident with a truck full of chickens. She survived the crash, but the was pecked to death by chickens. *ignores cheers from readers* Now I will read you her will:
Dear the friends of Inuyasha,
If you don't cough over 100,000 dollars in American dollars by 6pm tomorrow, let's just say, Inuyasha w-
EHEM. Uh, sorry, um, here's the real will, which includes the LAST chapter of...
InuCurses
Dogs Slobber When they Kiss (perverted sounding, no? ^-^U)
Kagome, Kikyou, and Kaede ARGH! It's the kkk... sat at the table, eating what was, supposedly, lunch. Kagome made a face when no one was looking, and thought 'If this is food, then I'm a person-pecking chicken...'
Actually, even though she wasn't a chicken, Kagome wasn't exactly herself either. To be more exact, she was a boy. And to go into farther details, Inuyasha.
When Kagome shook out of her thinking, she found that Kikyou was still babbling on about some new love potion she was working on. "...and you see, that's how the potion works!" Kikyou smiled and reached over to pinch Inuyasha/Kagome's cheek. "Won't you love to try it out sometime Inu-Kun?"
"Er, yea, I'd just LOVE it..." Kagome replied, than glared down at Inuyasha, in dog form.
When the room suddenly turned silent except for the sound of chewing, Kagome started to get nervous. In a desperate try to get everyone talking again she exclaimed, "Hey anyone would like to hear a joke?" Receiving nods, Kagome continued, "If quizzes were quizzical, then what are tests?"
Receiving only blank stares this time, Kagome laughed nervously and said, "Testicle! Hehe, ehehehehe..."
Kikyou looked at her strangely, then started eating again. "How did you know we're eating pig testicles right now?"
Kagome's eyes bulged and she turned to Kikyou and asked in a voice a bit wavery, "Hey Kikyou, can I get a drink?"
"Sure," Kikyou said standing up. "Sit here for a moment and, OH MY GOD! I-IT'S ME!!!"
Kagome looked at where Kikyou was pointing and screaming at and saw herself standing my her... 'Oh God, ANOTHER ME?! Wait... wait, that's'
"INUYASHA?!" Kagome and Kikyou shrieked at the same time.
"YOU DIMWIT! NOW YOU BLEW OUT COVER!"
"WHAT?! I THOUGHT THIS WAS INUYASHA!!!!!!???!"
Kaede sat calmly watching this, then said, "Ah, Kikyou, you need to train your eyes sharper."
Kikyou glared at her mentor. "Y-you mean... you KNEW tha-that THAT," She spat at Kagome "ISN'T INUYASHA?!"
Kaede nodded, and told Kikyou the exact account of what happened between Inuyasha and Kagome as soon as they stepped in the Woods. "And the only way to get them back in their normal states," she concluded, "Is that they do it."
Kikyou looked as if she was goint to faint. "W-why didn't you TELL me?!"
Kaede grinned, and replied, "To train your eyes. And I also wanted to see what... developments would occur between these too."
"Wait, do WHAT you hag?" Inuyasha growled, ignoring Kikyou. Hasn't anyone noticed that since dogs don't wear clothes, he was naked when he turned back? Until this point he had been a good little... boy, and not looked down in respect of Kagome, but this was getting ridiculous...
Kagome on the other hand, gasped. "Y-you mean, do THAT?!"
Kaede nodded grimly.
Kagome swooned a bit then gasped out again "In FRONT OF YOU AND KIKYOU?!?!"
Kaede nodded again.
"Hey!" For the first time everyone noticed Kikyou. "Don't I have a say in this?"
"No you don't," Kaede snapped, then briskly walked over to Kagome and Inuyasha. "Now KISS!"what were you thinking of, HMMM?! With that, she slammed their heads together.
The first thought Inuyasha thought was, 'I hope I don't go gay kissing myself...' But then a strange feeling similar to floating washed through him and he found himself kissing lips softer then his would ever be. He also noticed that the girl in front of him was naked, but when he peeked open an eye Kagome slapped a hand over them. "Nice try Inuyasha," She mumbled against his lips. "But sorry to disappoint but Kaede zapped some clothes on me."
Inuyasha felt a little disappointed, but all feelings except the one of Kagome's lips on his disappeared when they stood kissing...
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Kikyou screamed. She had been too shocked when she saw Inuyasha kissing another girl to do anything before, but now, now she was MAD. "YOU WON'T TAKE AWAY MY SWEETY-PUP!" Spit flying out her mouth she zapped a lightning bolt o_O towards Kagome, who was still to preoccupied in kissing Inuyasha...
"Oh shut up." Kaede said and zapped another bolt towards Kagome. "Bye Kagome..."
Inuyasha paused to take a breath when he spotted the bolts speeding towards Kagome. "Wait," he said franticly, "NO, WAIT!"
Kaede's bolt reached Kagome first, and when it touched her, she disappeared. Nothing dramatic, not even a puff of smoke. She was just,
"Gone..." Inuyasha whispered.
an: ooooh, one more chapter left. I called this the last chapter because the next chapter is kind of like a prologue.
Isn't this story short? I thought it would be longer... oh well. *sighs, death music playing in background* Such a shame with the angelsokawaii situation, isn't it? *suddenly icecream truck music sounds* Ooh! Uh, got to go, I have a, um, important, meeting to attend! Oh, and if I don't get at least ONE review I won't tell you the ending! MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! *rushes off to icecream truck*