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Episode 4: Anti-Climactic! The Duel for Dark Angel Chao!
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The gun was shot. Blood splattered all over Dark Angel Chao. Phantom6 fell to the ground. Dark Angel Chao saw Mr_Showtime88 behind the fallen body.
Mr_Showtime88: Are you okay? I saw you being dragged here by two people, kicking and screaming. Odd, how nobody tried to help.
Dark Angel Chao: I'm fine. You got here just in time. He said he would shoot me if I didn't have sex with him.
Lily: At least he wasn't trying to rape me! (Unlike everyone else.)**
Labyrinth Tank came out of the shadows and challenged Mr_Showtime88.
Dark Angel Chao: You're the person who tripped me!
Labyrinth Tank: Yes, I am the one who did that. And I will duel your friend and the winner will take you for a prize!
Mr_Showtime88: I accept your challenge!
Dark Angel Chao then did an anime style fall.
Dark Angel Chao: Stop wagering me! I'm a human being, not a fire hydrant or a puma, or whatever!
Mr_Showtime88: I'll go first. I set 3 cards face down and set one monster go.
Labyrinth Tank: I summon Thousand Eyes Restrict!
Mr_Showtime88: Wtf? You can't do that! You're disqualified!
Labyrinth Tank: Noooo!
He then handed him his locator card and deck. Mr_Showtime88 then turned and left the warehouse, to go into the second round.
Dark Angel Chao: Hey wait you forgot to untie me! Hello? Anybody there? Why does this always have to happen to me?!
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Murphey vs. Zefig revised by 4kids!
Murphey was looking around for someone to steal locator- I mean, 'duel' for locator cards. Zefig then came up to challenge Murphey and take his deck. Zefig then ran off with Murphey chasing him. He chased him up to the highest floor of a building. When they got to the top, ropes came from out of nowhere and caught on his arms, legs, and head.
Zefig: This is gunna be a special duel. For every time you lose 1000 life points, you'll get a limb hacked off by a wooden stick! Mwahahahahahaha!
Murphey: Hahahahahaha!
Zefig: Duel! I'll go first and play Tremendous Fire! I lose 500 points, but you lose 1000.
The wooden stick came closing in on Murpheys leg. The leg then disappeared to the Shadow Realm, and Cranberry Juice started leaking out of his leg for some unnecessary reason.
4Kids: I think now this will be appropriate for little kids. And furthermore, I- hey, wait, what are you doing with that knife and gun and shark with laser beam attached to their heads- Ahh! You're grinding my brains! Now you're cutting off my weenie! Aha! Jokes on you, I don't have a weenie! Ahh! My organs! It's not normal for me to see that! No, not the sharks! Ahh!
Now back to our subbed episode of The Struggle of Power!
The score was now at 4000 - 4500.
Zefig: I now set 5 cards face-down and set one monster. Take your turn.
Murphey: I set the Destiny Board and summon Swordsman of Landstar end my turn. Oops.
Zefig: I set one monster and end my turn.
Murphey: You no attack me? Ok. I set 1 more monster. Go.
Zefig: I activate 2 Just Desserts and with 2 monsters you lose 1000 points for each Just Desserts.
The spinning razor blades came and cut off another leg and an arm.
Zefig: I also activate Solemn Wishes and end my turn.
Murphey: Uh-oh, my hand fell. Now me must draw cards with me teeth. I mow pay poo carps face down. Go.
Zefig: I draw and get 500 points back. I now flip up Princess of Tsurugi!
Murphey: Aw, heyberries.
The spinning blade then came and lopped off his other arm.
Zefig: Now you can't activate traps! I now flip up my Cure Mermaid and attack your Swordsman of Landstar!
Murphey stood in shock as his head was cut off. His head was still blinking and alive for 8 seconds then stopped moving. That's when he realized the mistake of saying "Destiny Board".
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Meanwhile, back at the warehouse. Dark Angel Chao: Hello? It's cold and scary here. And this corpse in front of me isn't making it any better.
Episode 4: Anti-Climactic! The Duel for Dark Angel Chao!
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The gun was shot. Blood splattered all over Dark Angel Chao. Phantom6 fell to the ground. Dark Angel Chao saw Mr_Showtime88 behind the fallen body.
Mr_Showtime88: Are you okay? I saw you being dragged here by two people, kicking and screaming. Odd, how nobody tried to help.
Dark Angel Chao: I'm fine. You got here just in time. He said he would shoot me if I didn't have sex with him.
Lily: At least he wasn't trying to rape me! (Unlike everyone else.)**
Labyrinth Tank came out of the shadows and challenged Mr_Showtime88.
Dark Angel Chao: You're the person who tripped me!
Labyrinth Tank: Yes, I am the one who did that. And I will duel your friend and the winner will take you for a prize!
Mr_Showtime88: I accept your challenge!
Dark Angel Chao then did an anime style fall.
Dark Angel Chao: Stop wagering me! I'm a human being, not a fire hydrant or a puma, or whatever!
Mr_Showtime88: I'll go first. I set 3 cards face down and set one monster go.
Labyrinth Tank: I summon Thousand Eyes Restrict!
Mr_Showtime88: Wtf? You can't do that! You're disqualified!
Labyrinth Tank: Noooo!
He then handed him his locator card and deck. Mr_Showtime88 then turned and left the warehouse, to go into the second round.
Dark Angel Chao: Hey wait you forgot to untie me! Hello? Anybody there? Why does this always have to happen to me?!
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Murphey vs. Zefig revised by 4kids!
Murphey was looking around for someone to steal locator- I mean, 'duel' for locator cards. Zefig then came up to challenge Murphey and take his deck. Zefig then ran off with Murphey chasing him. He chased him up to the highest floor of a building. When they got to the top, ropes came from out of nowhere and caught on his arms, legs, and head.
Zefig: This is gunna be a special duel. For every time you lose 1000 life points, you'll get a limb hacked off by a wooden stick! Mwahahahahahaha!
Murphey: Hahahahahaha!
Zefig: Duel! I'll go first and play Tremendous Fire! I lose 500 points, but you lose 1000.
The wooden stick came closing in on Murpheys leg. The leg then disappeared to the Shadow Realm, and Cranberry Juice started leaking out of his leg for some unnecessary reason.
4Kids: I think now this will be appropriate for little kids. And furthermore, I- hey, wait, what are you doing with that knife and gun and shark with laser beam attached to their heads- Ahh! You're grinding my brains! Now you're cutting off my weenie! Aha! Jokes on you, I don't have a weenie! Ahh! My organs! It's not normal for me to see that! No, not the sharks! Ahh!
Now back to our subbed episode of The Struggle of Power!
The score was now at 4000 - 4500.
Zefig: I now set 5 cards face-down and set one monster. Take your turn.
Murphey: I set the Destiny Board and summon Swordsman of Landstar end my turn. Oops.
Zefig: I set one monster and end my turn.
Murphey: You no attack me? Ok. I set 1 more monster. Go.
Zefig: I activate 2 Just Desserts and with 2 monsters you lose 1000 points for each Just Desserts.
The spinning razor blades came and cut off another leg and an arm.
Zefig: I also activate Solemn Wishes and end my turn.
Murphey: Uh-oh, my hand fell. Now me must draw cards with me teeth. I mow pay poo carps face down. Go.
Zefig: I draw and get 500 points back. I now flip up Princess of Tsurugi!
Murphey: Aw, heyberries.
The spinning blade then came and lopped off his other arm.
Zefig: Now you can't activate traps! I now flip up my Cure Mermaid and attack your Swordsman of Landstar!
Murphey stood in shock as his head was cut off. His head was still blinking and alive for 8 seconds then stopped moving. That's when he realized the mistake of saying "Destiny Board".
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Meanwhile, back at the warehouse. Dark Angel Chao: Hello? It's cold and scary here. And this corpse in front of me isn't making it any better.