Part 2: Wrath of Emperor Pie
---------------------- Interlude ----------------------
Ok bare with me people this is the first time I've used made up cards in a serious fanfic. I tried my best to not make them too overpowered. And I changed the rule of graverobber to being that you sac all but 1 lifepoint to use the card. Oh, and here's the list of what pie cards are going to appear in this episode:
Pie Field Magic Any card with "Pie" in its name gains 500 attack and are able to change their sub-type to Blueberry, Apple, Cherry, Chocolate, or Strawberry.
B.B. Pie Equip Magic You can equip this card to a monster with the sub-type of Blueberry. When equipped, the monster gains 500 attack, and gets the ability to flip a coin when an opponents monster attacks, and call it. If you call right, negate the attack, and the monster can't attack until your opponents next standby phase.
C.H.E. Pie Equip Magic You can equip this card to a monster with the sub-type of Cherry. When equipped, the monster gains 500 attack, and gets the ability to flip a coin when an opponents monster attacks, and call it. If you call right, negate the attack, and the monster can't attack until your opponents next standby phase.
S.B. Pie Equip Magic You can equip this card to a monster with the sub-type of Strawberry. When equipped, the monster gains 500 attack, and gets the ability to flip a coin when an opponents monster attacks, and call it. If you call right, negate the attack, and the monster can't attack until your opponents next standby phase.
Demas Pie Earth/Fiend/Effect 0/0 * When "Pie" is on the field, it gains an extra 1500 points.
Malibus Most Wanted Pie Magic Take control of one of your opponents monsters for the rest of the match. That monster cannot attack.
MrCardboardPie Monster Earth/Aqua * 100/100 This monster may attack directly, and 3 times per turn.
Master Epyon Pie (aka MAP) Monster Wind/Machine **** 1900/1000 iThis gundam pie doesn't go down easily./i
Pielymerization Normal Magic This card acts as Polymerization. Except it may only fuse pie monsters.
MrDemasboardPie Fire/???/God/Fusion 0/0 * Fusion: MrCardboardPie + Demas Pie Effect: You can create this monster with Pielymerization. The attribute is automatically changed toa sub-type of pie. When Pie is on the field, this monster gains an additional 1500 attack points. You may attack three times per battle phase with this monster.
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Episode 10: Pie Duel! Super Magic Swordsman - Black Paladin!
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Bakuto: Since a direct attack could injure us, I use my M. Ring to create us puppets. When we move, our puppets move with us. They can also come in handy for counting our life points.
Suddenly, through the fog, the puppets were forming.
Bakuto: And once our life points reach 0, the puppet is destroyed. But, we don't lose just yet. After they're gone, we're free to attack each other directly, without anything in the way, causing the one who gets hit to lose.
This is the first time that Zoids has feared for his life.
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Meanwhile.. Emperor Pie was sitting in his throne at the pie shop. Suddenly, Brownsound, Tish, and TheDarkshineKnight came in
BS, T, TDK: PIE!
Emperor Pie: No pie for you! The is restricted pie, only for me!
Tish: Fine, I propose we duel for the pie.
Emperor Pie: I accept your challenge! Game on!
Tish- 5000 Brownsound- 5000 TheDarkshineKnight- 5000 Emperor Pie- 5000
Emperor Pie: I'll start by summoning Master Epyon Pie and end my turn!
Tish: I'm next, and I'll summon Volt Girl! Looks like it's your turn again.
Emperor Pie: Evenly matched, huh? Well, not any more. Activate the field magic card, Pie! And change MEP's attribute to Cherry! Attack Volt Girl!
Tish- 4500
Brownsound: I summon Sangan in defence mode. Go.
Emperor Pie: First, I set 1 trap card. And now, I play C.H.E. Pie on MEP to further boost it's attack power by 500 points! Attack Tish!
Brownsound: Sangan, block!
The Sangan hissed as the pie gundam burnt him to a crisp.
Tish: Thanks.
Brownsound: And I search for a card with Sangan's effect! Hey, Matt, can you confirm that this is a monster with 1500 defence or less?
ssj3matt: Yeah, that's Yata alright.
Brownsound: WTF ARE YOU DOING! *grabs ssj3matt and punches him*
ssj3matt: *kicks Brownsound in the ballz*
-Reno: As the judge, I say that Brownsound will be unable to continue the match, and will get no pie.
Brownsound: NOOOOOOOO!
Emperor Pie: At this rate, the pie shall be mine!
TheDarkshineKnight: Don't count us out yet.
Emperor Pie: Just go.
TheDarkshineKnight: I play Change of Heart! And attack your lifepoints directly!
Emperor Pie- 2100
Emperor Pie: ;_;
TheDarkshineKnight: And now I tribute him for the Vampire Lord! Make your move.
Emperor Pie: Play Pot of Greed. Ha! Summon MrCardboardPie in attack mode! And make him turn to Blueberry, and attach him with B.B. Pie!
TheDarkshineKnight: Oh well. I'll just crush you next turn.
Emperor Pie: Not if I play this! Malibus Most Wanted Pie! And take control of your Vampire Lord, and attack you directly three times with MrCardboardPie!
TheDarkshineKnight- 1700
Tish: Uh, have you people forgotten about me?
Emperor Pie: Of course not.. *thinking to self: When did he get here?*
Tish: Whatever. I play Raise Dead! Bring back MAP! And destroy your MrCardboardPie!
Emperor Pie- 1100
Emperor Pie: Oh well. This will soon be over. I activate Graverobber, to take your Raise Dead, and pay all but 1 life point to use it on MrCardboardPie! Now activate Pielymerization, and fuse the card Demas Pie from my hand and MrCardboardPie from the field to create MrDemasboardPie!
TheDarkshineKnight: Can it be true? The mythical beast pie from legend?
Emperor Pie: It is! And now I change it's flavor to Strawberry, and equip it with S.B. Pie! And attack both of you for the win!
Tish: Damn. Now we don't get pie. *sob*
Emperor Pie: Now, for the penalty game! I turn you all into pie cards for my deck. That's how I constructed it in the first place.
Tish/Brownsound/TheDarkshineKnight: NO!
Emperor Pie: Oh yes, and with the power of IMY/I M. Item, the M. Eye, I can do so willingly!
They all shrieked as their bodies started disappearing. After, Emperor Pie picked up the cards, and left for the next round.
Emperor Pie: Oh, and before I go fine Pie Store.. Person, keep watch over these pies.
Loki Suku: Sure thing.
And so he left the store.
Loki Suku: (thinking) Hahaha! That fool! Leaving all these pies with me unprotected. NOW ALL THE PIES BELONG TO ME! HAHAHAHA!
The REAL Pie Salesman: *is gagged and jammed into closet* Mfghf mdyhfgg wjfkv!
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Back at the duel of Zoids vs. Bakuto...
Zoids: Summon Skilled White Magician in defence mode. Now, I play Pot of Greed. Get 1 counter. Play Upstart Goblin and get another counter! Set 1 magic or trap, and end my turn.
Bakuto: II can't let him summon Buster Blader. Better not play any magic cards./I I set 2 magic or trap cards and summon Landmine Spider in attack mode! Now, I'll just get a coin to flip.. Um.. Can you spare some change?
Zoids: *looking at the camera*And the lesson for today is- Bad guys are always homeless and poor.
Bakuto: Shut up and give me a coin!
Zoids: Whatever. *tosses Bakuto a coin*
Bakuto: I call heads! And it's.. heads! W00t! And I attack your Magician!
Zoids: Not so fast! Flip Castle Walls to protect my monster, and do 200 points of damage to you!
Zoids- 5000 Bakuto- 5800
Bakuto: Fine. I end my turn.
Zoids: Now, I play Offering of the Doomed, destroying your monster, and letting me special summon Buster Blader! And for my normal summon I play Skilled Black Magician, and attack with both!
Bakuto- 1300
Zoids: Now I end my turn.
Bakuto: Play Change of Heart on your Buster Blader! And attack!
Zoids: Counter with Waboku!
Bakuto: Ugh. Go.
Zoids: Play Angels Gift (Graceful Charity) and get another counter! Discard two cards. Now, play Polymerization! Not only does it let me fuse my Buster Blader and Black Magician from my hand, it gets me another counter, which lets me summon another Black Magician from my deck! Now, for the supreme Super Magical Swordsman - Black Paladin!
Bakuto: ****!
Zoids: Set 1 monster and play Raise Dead on Buster Blader! I end my turn.
Bakuto: IWhy would he pass his turn? Oh well../I Set 1 monster. Go.
Zoids: Flip Magician of Faith, to get back Polymerization, and use it! Creating another Black Paladin! IHeh, I would let him off easily, but I've got all my lifepoints intact. Just need to make his loss as humiliating as possible!/I End my turn.
Bakuto: IDamn him../I I pass.
Zoids: Switch my Magician to defence, and set 1 monster. End turn.
Bakuto: Set 1 magic or trap. End my turn.
Zoids: Flip my second Magician of Faith to bring back Raise Dead, and play it! Call forth Black Magician! And sacrifice my two magicians for Buster Blader! And use Polymerization again! Thought 1 Black Paladin was hard? Try going up against three.
Bakuto: I****, if only I knew he was this good../I
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Back at the 6 way duel, which now turned into a 5 way duel, leaving Ramza defeated..
Megaa- 2700 Mystical- 400 Amy- 200 Shadow- 1200 Jake- 2500
Jake: Back to me. Set 1 magic or trap, and summon Dark Elf, and attack Megaa!
Jake- 500 Megaa- 700
Megaa: Finally, back to me. Set 1 magic or trap. End my turn. WAIT! Flip Dust Tornado on that ****ing ******* ***** mother ****ing annoying piece of crap from a piece of ass, Chain Energy!
Megaa- 200
All: O.O;;;
Mystical: Yes! Now I can play cards! Play Nobleman of Extermination on Jake's face down card, and attack him!
Jake- 0
Jake: ;_; Damn. Oh well.
He then tossed his duel disk into the middle of the field and sat down to watch.
Amy: My turn! Set a monster and end my turn.
Shadow: W00t! I have the most lifepoints! I choose the player who I'm gunna beat! And that's gunna be.. Megaa!
Mystical/Amy: Why thank you.
Shadow: IScore! Now, next stop, tricking them into sleeping with me! I just hope I don't impregnate Mystical like what Kenri did../I Hehehe..
All except for Shadow: What?
Shadow: Uhhh, nothing! Anyway, play Sparks on Megaa!
Megaa- 0
Jake: Why do you have that hunk o' crap in your deck?
Shadow: It's still better than Megaa's. umm.. Hey Megaa, what deck you run?
Megaa: Graverobber's Retribution.
All: XD XD XD
Shadow: No wonder you lost. I call Jakes deck!
Amy: I call Ramza27's deck!
Mystical: I call, awww crap! Why do I have to get Megaa's ****ty deck?
They all laughed. After, they continued on to the next round (FINALLY!)
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---------------------- Interlude ----------------------
Ok bare with me people this is the first time I've used made up cards in a serious fanfic. I tried my best to not make them too overpowered. And I changed the rule of graverobber to being that you sac all but 1 lifepoint to use the card. Oh, and here's the list of what pie cards are going to appear in this episode:
Pie Field Magic Any card with "Pie" in its name gains 500 attack and are able to change their sub-type to Blueberry, Apple, Cherry, Chocolate, or Strawberry.
B.B. Pie Equip Magic You can equip this card to a monster with the sub-type of Blueberry. When equipped, the monster gains 500 attack, and gets the ability to flip a coin when an opponents monster attacks, and call it. If you call right, negate the attack, and the monster can't attack until your opponents next standby phase.
C.H.E. Pie Equip Magic You can equip this card to a monster with the sub-type of Cherry. When equipped, the monster gains 500 attack, and gets the ability to flip a coin when an opponents monster attacks, and call it. If you call right, negate the attack, and the monster can't attack until your opponents next standby phase.
S.B. Pie Equip Magic You can equip this card to a monster with the sub-type of Strawberry. When equipped, the monster gains 500 attack, and gets the ability to flip a coin when an opponents monster attacks, and call it. If you call right, negate the attack, and the monster can't attack until your opponents next standby phase.
Demas Pie Earth/Fiend/Effect 0/0 * When "Pie" is on the field, it gains an extra 1500 points.
Malibus Most Wanted Pie Magic Take control of one of your opponents monsters for the rest of the match. That monster cannot attack.
MrCardboardPie Monster Earth/Aqua * 100/100 This monster may attack directly, and 3 times per turn.
Master Epyon Pie (aka MAP) Monster Wind/Machine **** 1900/1000 iThis gundam pie doesn't go down easily./i
Pielymerization Normal Magic This card acts as Polymerization. Except it may only fuse pie monsters.
MrDemasboardPie Fire/???/God/Fusion 0/0 * Fusion: MrCardboardPie + Demas Pie Effect: You can create this monster with Pielymerization. The attribute is automatically changed toa sub-type of pie. When Pie is on the field, this monster gains an additional 1500 attack points. You may attack three times per battle phase with this monster.
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Episode 10: Pie Duel! Super Magic Swordsman - Black Paladin!
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Bakuto: Since a direct attack could injure us, I use my M. Ring to create us puppets. When we move, our puppets move with us. They can also come in handy for counting our life points.
Suddenly, through the fog, the puppets were forming.
Bakuto: And once our life points reach 0, the puppet is destroyed. But, we don't lose just yet. After they're gone, we're free to attack each other directly, without anything in the way, causing the one who gets hit to lose.
This is the first time that Zoids has feared for his life.
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Meanwhile.. Emperor Pie was sitting in his throne at the pie shop. Suddenly, Brownsound, Tish, and TheDarkshineKnight came in
BS, T, TDK: PIE!
Emperor Pie: No pie for you! The is restricted pie, only for me!
Tish: Fine, I propose we duel for the pie.
Emperor Pie: I accept your challenge! Game on!
Tish- 5000 Brownsound- 5000 TheDarkshineKnight- 5000 Emperor Pie- 5000
Emperor Pie: I'll start by summoning Master Epyon Pie and end my turn!
Tish: I'm next, and I'll summon Volt Girl! Looks like it's your turn again.
Emperor Pie: Evenly matched, huh? Well, not any more. Activate the field magic card, Pie! And change MEP's attribute to Cherry! Attack Volt Girl!
Tish- 4500
Brownsound: I summon Sangan in defence mode. Go.
Emperor Pie: First, I set 1 trap card. And now, I play C.H.E. Pie on MEP to further boost it's attack power by 500 points! Attack Tish!
Brownsound: Sangan, block!
The Sangan hissed as the pie gundam burnt him to a crisp.
Tish: Thanks.
Brownsound: And I search for a card with Sangan's effect! Hey, Matt, can you confirm that this is a monster with 1500 defence or less?
ssj3matt: Yeah, that's Yata alright.
Brownsound: WTF ARE YOU DOING! *grabs ssj3matt and punches him*
ssj3matt: *kicks Brownsound in the ballz*
-Reno: As the judge, I say that Brownsound will be unable to continue the match, and will get no pie.
Brownsound: NOOOOOOOO!
Emperor Pie: At this rate, the pie shall be mine!
TheDarkshineKnight: Don't count us out yet.
Emperor Pie: Just go.
TheDarkshineKnight: I play Change of Heart! And attack your lifepoints directly!
Emperor Pie- 2100
Emperor Pie: ;_;
TheDarkshineKnight: And now I tribute him for the Vampire Lord! Make your move.
Emperor Pie: Play Pot of Greed. Ha! Summon MrCardboardPie in attack mode! And make him turn to Blueberry, and attach him with B.B. Pie!
TheDarkshineKnight: Oh well. I'll just crush you next turn.
Emperor Pie: Not if I play this! Malibus Most Wanted Pie! And take control of your Vampire Lord, and attack you directly three times with MrCardboardPie!
TheDarkshineKnight- 1700
Tish: Uh, have you people forgotten about me?
Emperor Pie: Of course not.. *thinking to self: When did he get here?*
Tish: Whatever. I play Raise Dead! Bring back MAP! And destroy your MrCardboardPie!
Emperor Pie- 1100
Emperor Pie: Oh well. This will soon be over. I activate Graverobber, to take your Raise Dead, and pay all but 1 life point to use it on MrCardboardPie! Now activate Pielymerization, and fuse the card Demas Pie from my hand and MrCardboardPie from the field to create MrDemasboardPie!
TheDarkshineKnight: Can it be true? The mythical beast pie from legend?
Emperor Pie: It is! And now I change it's flavor to Strawberry, and equip it with S.B. Pie! And attack both of you for the win!
Tish: Damn. Now we don't get pie. *sob*
Emperor Pie: Now, for the penalty game! I turn you all into pie cards for my deck. That's how I constructed it in the first place.
Tish/Brownsound/TheDarkshineKnight: NO!
Emperor Pie: Oh yes, and with the power of IMY/I M. Item, the M. Eye, I can do so willingly!
They all shrieked as their bodies started disappearing. After, Emperor Pie picked up the cards, and left for the next round.
Emperor Pie: Oh, and before I go fine Pie Store.. Person, keep watch over these pies.
Loki Suku: Sure thing.
And so he left the store.
Loki Suku: (thinking) Hahaha! That fool! Leaving all these pies with me unprotected. NOW ALL THE PIES BELONG TO ME! HAHAHAHA!
The REAL Pie Salesman: *is gagged and jammed into closet* Mfghf mdyhfgg wjfkv!
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Back at the duel of Zoids vs. Bakuto...
Zoids: Summon Skilled White Magician in defence mode. Now, I play Pot of Greed. Get 1 counter. Play Upstart Goblin and get another counter! Set 1 magic or trap, and end my turn.
Bakuto: II can't let him summon Buster Blader. Better not play any magic cards./I I set 2 magic or trap cards and summon Landmine Spider in attack mode! Now, I'll just get a coin to flip.. Um.. Can you spare some change?
Zoids: *looking at the camera*And the lesson for today is- Bad guys are always homeless and poor.
Bakuto: Shut up and give me a coin!
Zoids: Whatever. *tosses Bakuto a coin*
Bakuto: I call heads! And it's.. heads! W00t! And I attack your Magician!
Zoids: Not so fast! Flip Castle Walls to protect my monster, and do 200 points of damage to you!
Zoids- 5000 Bakuto- 5800
Bakuto: Fine. I end my turn.
Zoids: Now, I play Offering of the Doomed, destroying your monster, and letting me special summon Buster Blader! And for my normal summon I play Skilled Black Magician, and attack with both!
Bakuto- 1300
Zoids: Now I end my turn.
Bakuto: Play Change of Heart on your Buster Blader! And attack!
Zoids: Counter with Waboku!
Bakuto: Ugh. Go.
Zoids: Play Angels Gift (Graceful Charity) and get another counter! Discard two cards. Now, play Polymerization! Not only does it let me fuse my Buster Blader and Black Magician from my hand, it gets me another counter, which lets me summon another Black Magician from my deck! Now, for the supreme Super Magical Swordsman - Black Paladin!
Bakuto: ****!
Zoids: Set 1 monster and play Raise Dead on Buster Blader! I end my turn.
Bakuto: IWhy would he pass his turn? Oh well../I Set 1 monster. Go.
Zoids: Flip Magician of Faith, to get back Polymerization, and use it! Creating another Black Paladin! IHeh, I would let him off easily, but I've got all my lifepoints intact. Just need to make his loss as humiliating as possible!/I End my turn.
Bakuto: IDamn him../I I pass.
Zoids: Switch my Magician to defence, and set 1 monster. End turn.
Bakuto: Set 1 magic or trap. End my turn.
Zoids: Flip my second Magician of Faith to bring back Raise Dead, and play it! Call forth Black Magician! And sacrifice my two magicians for Buster Blader! And use Polymerization again! Thought 1 Black Paladin was hard? Try going up against three.
Bakuto: I****, if only I knew he was this good../I
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Back at the 6 way duel, which now turned into a 5 way duel, leaving Ramza defeated..
Megaa- 2700 Mystical- 400 Amy- 200 Shadow- 1200 Jake- 2500
Jake: Back to me. Set 1 magic or trap, and summon Dark Elf, and attack Megaa!
Jake- 500 Megaa- 700
Megaa: Finally, back to me. Set 1 magic or trap. End my turn. WAIT! Flip Dust Tornado on that ****ing ******* ***** mother ****ing annoying piece of crap from a piece of ass, Chain Energy!
Megaa- 200
All: O.O;;;
Mystical: Yes! Now I can play cards! Play Nobleman of Extermination on Jake's face down card, and attack him!
Jake- 0
Jake: ;_; Damn. Oh well.
He then tossed his duel disk into the middle of the field and sat down to watch.
Amy: My turn! Set a monster and end my turn.
Shadow: W00t! I have the most lifepoints! I choose the player who I'm gunna beat! And that's gunna be.. Megaa!
Mystical/Amy: Why thank you.
Shadow: IScore! Now, next stop, tricking them into sleeping with me! I just hope I don't impregnate Mystical like what Kenri did../I Hehehe..
All except for Shadow: What?
Shadow: Uhhh, nothing! Anyway, play Sparks on Megaa!
Megaa- 0
Jake: Why do you have that hunk o' crap in your deck?
Shadow: It's still better than Megaa's. umm.. Hey Megaa, what deck you run?
Megaa: Graverobber's Retribution.
All: XD XD XD
Shadow: No wonder you lost. I call Jakes deck!
Amy: I call Ramza27's deck!
Mystical: I call, awww crap! Why do I have to get Megaa's ****ty deck?
They all laughed. After, they continued on to the next round (FINALLY!)
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