Part 2: Wrath of Emperor Pie
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First of all, I might have messed up the number of cards in their hands. But, it's necessary. Oh, and, made-up card time!
Puppets of the Dead Equip Magic Pay 400 life points to use this card. Equip this card to one of your opponents monsters. Take control of that monster for the rest of the game.
Reverse Grave Normal Magic Swap your graveyard with your opponents graveyard.
Binding Chains Equip Magic Divide the attack of all monsters on your side of the field. Select 1 monster. Equip this card to the selected monster. Increase the attack of that monster by the attacks of all the other monsters on your side of the field. No monsters can attack on your side of the field excluding the monster that is equipped with this card.
Stolen Goods Equip Magic You may equip this to an opponents monster that is on your side of the field. The monster gains 500 attack points when played, and each standby phase the monster equipped with this card gains 500 attack points.
BrownPieSound Normal Magic Increase the attack of all pie monsters on the field for the turn this card is played by 500 points.
Tish Pie Light/Fairy ****** 2000/2000 Increase the attack of this monster by 500 points for every other monster with Pie in it's name on the field.
The DarkshinePie Dark/Fairy ***** 5000/5000 This monster cannot be set. Decrease the attack and defence of this monster by 3000 points.
Instant Pie Quick-play Magic You may special summon 1 monster with Pie in it's name from your hand to the field.
Pie Imitator Dark/Demon * 0/0 When this monster is summoned, copy the base attack and defence of 1 monster with Pie in it's name on the field. If there is no monsters on the field with Pie in it's name, this monster's attack and defence stay at 0/0.
Piecloudzerox Trap You opponent cannot attack the turn this card is active.
Pie Roulette Quick-Play Magic Too long to explain twice. Just read the fanfic, it says the explanation there.
Tribute to Pie Magic Special Summon one monster with Pie in it's name from the graveyard to the field.
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Episode 11: Summoning of God, Horus! Piestravaganza!
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Zoids: Nothing can stop my powerful monsters! First, set 2 cards facedown. Now, one of my Black Paladins attacks your facedown monster!
Bakuto: Heh, You attacked the Unhappy Maiden! IThat'll save me for a turn./I
Zoids: Go.
Bakuto: ILet's see, he's got only one cards in his hand, meaning he's able to negate 1 magic card.. I just hope he falls for this../I I play Offerings of the Doomed on one of your Black Paladins!
Zoids: Ha! Fool, I'll just negate it by discarding a card from my hand!
Bakuto: Yes! I now play Puppets of the Dead!
Zoids: Damnit! Now you can destroy two of my monsters!
Bakuto: But, I think I'll do it without destroying the one I stole from you!
Zoids: Oh no.
Bakuto: I play Thunder Bolt! Destroy your monsters!
Zoids: Ugh.
Bakuto: Now I play Raise Dead on one of your Black Paladins! Now, activate Reverse Grave, so I'm able to activate Premature Burial! Pay 800 life points to get back your last Black Paladin!
Bakuto- 100
Zoids: No.. my paladins have turned against me..
Bakuto: Now, to defeat you with style! Play Binding Chains on the Black Paladin I revived with Raise Dead! Making his power 4350! Then flip Stolen Goods! And I attack you directly!
A big blast came from the Black Paladins staff and hit the puppet in front of Zoids.
Zoids- 150
Zoids: I'll make you pay for that. Now, for my turn. Meh, I pass. II just need 1 more card../I
Bakuto: I also pass.
Zoids: YES! Hah! Play the card that will be the end of you! SOUL EXCHANGE!
Bakuto: No matter, as I will still have at least one monster left.
Zoids: Not when the monster I'm summoning has three tributes!
Bakuto: Lemme guess, Moisture Creature? Gilfer?
Zoids: No. Something much more powerful and deadly. For I summon, God of Sky, Horus!
Bakuto: What is that?!
A giant, bird-like monster was summoned before Bakuto. It's wings were black, it's beak and feet were gold, and the rest of the mighty god's body was red. It had piercing blue eyes that seemed to look into your soul, and burn you to the bone.
Zoids: Take a good look, for it is the last thing you'll ever see! This monster is unique, one of a kind. It's attack points are made by the amount of cards I have. 100 attack and defence points for every card in my deck, 200 points for every card in my graveyard, 300 points for every card in my hand, and 400 points for every card out of the game. Now, oh mighty God Horus, attack!
Bakuto watched as his puppet caught flame and blew up.
Bakuto: Remember, this duel isn't over yet! You still have to attack me one for time before I'm destroyed.
Zoids: Oh, I'm not too worried about that.
Bakuto: You should be. For I play Toll!
Zoids: Minor setback. Nothing too much. Since you don't have anymore cards in your hand, I'll just take my turn, and attack. Sure, my puppet is destroyed, but at least you are too.
Bakuto: Sorry, but after you pay, I flip Gravity Bind! Now, we're evenly matched.
Zoids: Except that I have a monster with a great attack power, and that your Gravity Bind will be destroyed next turn.
Bakuto: Don't forget, you can't attack because of my Toll on the field.
Zoids: Doesn't matter, I'll just defeat you in another way. But for now, I end my turn.
Bakuto: I set 1 monster. Go
Zoids: I pass.
Bakuto: I set another monster. Your move.
Zoids: Wow, this is really exciting. Set 1 magic or trap. Go.
Bakuto: I also set one magic or trap. IMy GOD this is getting boring./I Go.
Zoids: I end my turn.
Bakuto: IWell, I guess I have no choice../I Now to play the card that will choose our fate! Chain Energy!
Zoids: Seems like this game has turned into Russian Roulette, hasn't it?
Bakuto: How many cards do you have in your original deck?
Zoids: 40. Why?
Bakuto: Well, it means that I win. One, you went first. Two, you played Pot of Greed. Three, you played Upstart Goblin.
Zoids: IDamn! He's right. Well, maybe I can bluff my way out./I Oh well. Luckily, I have Exodia in my deck. I draw and end.
Bakuto: IEXODIA?! He could be bluffing. But, if not, my death would be very painful. But, I cannot quit./I I also draw a card and end my turn.
Zoids: IHe's not buying it.. I need to boost up the bluff./I Look, I already have two pieces in my hand. Just give up while you still can.
Bakuto: Why don't you show me that you have Exodia pieces then?
Zoids: Nah, that'll just ruin the fun.
Bakuto: IWell, I know I can't trust him now../I
As they drew cards and drew more cards, their decks were thinning down to their bottem.
Bakuto: I knew it, you don't have Exodia.
Zoids: I do, but it'll depend on this next card if I win or lose.. II need to do this. It's the only way to make him surrender./I
He then drew his final card.
Zoids: You are a fool, for I summon Exodia the Forbidden One!
Bakuto: IThis is it, I must brace myself./I
Zoids: Do you surrender, or would you like to feel great pain?
Bakuto: I won't surrender.
Zoids: Really? Aw crap. Cuz I was kinda hoping you would surrender.
Bakuto: So, that means you don't play Exodia?
Zoids: No..
Bakuto: I knew it. I take my turn, draw a card. Go
Zoids: I cannot draw, so that means I lose..
Slowly, Zoids body faded away into nothingness.
Bakuto: Fool. You should've destroyed me when you had the chance.
Bakuto picked up Zoids' deck and locator card. He then added the God to his own deck.
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Meanwhile, Emperor Pie was walking around, looking for more victims to add to his collection, hoping to have more than one person against him, to increase his pie deck greater. He then spotted Yakumo Sakagachi, Dragoa, Chaos Seacrest, and Legendary BEWD.
Dragoa: Too bad we can't duel each other. It would be better if all of us could get just 1 different locator card that we could share, since we all have the same.
Chaos Seacrest: Definitely. Wanna just have a 4 way duel for fun?
Legendary BEWD: Sure.
Yakumo: Oooh, a 4 way. Hot!
L BEWD: He said 4 way DUEL!
Yakumo: Oh, meh. Good either way. I'm in.
Emperor Pie: Hey! You four! How bout a 4 verses 1 duel against me?
Dragoa: Depends. You from the right part of the city?
Emperor Pie: Yup.
Chaos Seacrest: Fine, we'll duel.
Emperor Pie: The turns will go like this: Yakumo, Dragoa, Me, Chaos Seacrest, then Legendary BEWD.
L BEWD: Wait, how did you know our names?
Emperor Pie: Uhh.. _ Thank god they're stupid enough to think they're wearing name tags./I
Yakumo: I summon teh secksay Elvin Swordsman!
Everyone Else: _ Crap, he's right.. There's nothing I can do with this monster./I Fine, I'll just sacrifice it for Summoned Demon! Attack!
The great demon creature then shot a bolt of lightning at Emperor Pie
Emperor Pie: I counter with Piecloudzerox! It lets me take no damage this turn.
L BEWD: Finally, my turn. I'll just set 3 cards face down and set 1 monster. Go.
Yakumo: I summon teh secksay Dark Fire Soldier! And end my turn!
Emperor Pie: Stop that!
Dragoa: I summon Water Dancer!
Yakumo: Ewwww!
Dragoa: Shut up. Anyway, I play Demon Kiss on it, boosting it's attack by 700 points! Now, I attack you directly!
Emperor Pie- 3100
Emperor Pie: Now for my turn! First, I play Tribute to Pie to get back one monster that was sent to the graveyard, and I choose The DarkshinePie! Then I set 1 card face-down. Now, I play Pie Roulette!
Chaos Seacrest: What's that card do?
Emperor Pie: I must have at least 1 monster with Pie in it's name on my side of the field to use it. It lets me roll one 6-sided dice, and if it rolls a 1, I do 3000 direct damage to you and 3000 to me, but I have to destroy all the monsters on my side of the field. If I roll a 2, I get to summon as many Pie monsters I can to the field from my deck in face-up attack or defence position. If I roll a 3, I do 1000 direct damage to you, and destroy all monsters that don't have Pie in it's name on the field. If I roll a 4, I gain 2500 life points at the cost of destroying one monster on my side of the field. If I roll a 5, I get to summon 3 monsters with Pie in it's name to the field. If I have more than 2 monsters on the field already, nothing happens. Now, if I roll a 6, in 7 turns, I win the game. But, after 10 turns of this card being played, I lose.
L BEWD: Oh my God..
Dragoa: So much power..
They all eagerly awaited as the dice was thrown.
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Meanwhile, somewhere..
Zatken: We challenge you four guys to a duel!
MTG: A duel where ANYTHING goes!
Jonosu: And we mean ANYTHING!
Black Magician Girl: So, what are ya waiting for?
Picard: We aren't scared of you perty girls!
BusterBlader30000: Yeah! What he said!
Senbotsu: Your decks are no match for ours!
Reese: I bet they're all just using girly female decks.
Picard: We accept!
Zatken: Okay! Lets go!
Suddenly, Zatken, MTG, Jonosu, and Black Magician Girl got out their guns.
Jonosu: We really meant anything!
IBANGBANG BANGBANGBANGBANG/I
Black Magician Girl: Yay! We win!
---------------------- Interlude ----------------------
First of all, I might have messed up the number of cards in their hands. But, it's necessary. Oh, and, made-up card time!
Puppets of the Dead Equip Magic Pay 400 life points to use this card. Equip this card to one of your opponents monsters. Take control of that monster for the rest of the game.
Reverse Grave Normal Magic Swap your graveyard with your opponents graveyard.
Binding Chains Equip Magic Divide the attack of all monsters on your side of the field. Select 1 monster. Equip this card to the selected monster. Increase the attack of that monster by the attacks of all the other monsters on your side of the field. No monsters can attack on your side of the field excluding the monster that is equipped with this card.
Stolen Goods Equip Magic You may equip this to an opponents monster that is on your side of the field. The monster gains 500 attack points when played, and each standby phase the monster equipped with this card gains 500 attack points.
BrownPieSound Normal Magic Increase the attack of all pie monsters on the field for the turn this card is played by 500 points.
Tish Pie Light/Fairy ****** 2000/2000 Increase the attack of this monster by 500 points for every other monster with Pie in it's name on the field.
The DarkshinePie Dark/Fairy ***** 5000/5000 This monster cannot be set. Decrease the attack and defence of this monster by 3000 points.
Instant Pie Quick-play Magic You may special summon 1 monster with Pie in it's name from your hand to the field.
Pie Imitator Dark/Demon * 0/0 When this monster is summoned, copy the base attack and defence of 1 monster with Pie in it's name on the field. If there is no monsters on the field with Pie in it's name, this monster's attack and defence stay at 0/0.
Piecloudzerox Trap You opponent cannot attack the turn this card is active.
Pie Roulette Quick-Play Magic Too long to explain twice. Just read the fanfic, it says the explanation there.
Tribute to Pie Magic Special Summon one monster with Pie in it's name from the graveyard to the field.
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Episode 11: Summoning of God, Horus! Piestravaganza!
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Zoids: Nothing can stop my powerful monsters! First, set 2 cards facedown. Now, one of my Black Paladins attacks your facedown monster!
Bakuto: Heh, You attacked the Unhappy Maiden! IThat'll save me for a turn./I
Zoids: Go.
Bakuto: ILet's see, he's got only one cards in his hand, meaning he's able to negate 1 magic card.. I just hope he falls for this../I I play Offerings of the Doomed on one of your Black Paladins!
Zoids: Ha! Fool, I'll just negate it by discarding a card from my hand!
Bakuto: Yes! I now play Puppets of the Dead!
Zoids: Damnit! Now you can destroy two of my monsters!
Bakuto: But, I think I'll do it without destroying the one I stole from you!
Zoids: Oh no.
Bakuto: I play Thunder Bolt! Destroy your monsters!
Zoids: Ugh.
Bakuto: Now I play Raise Dead on one of your Black Paladins! Now, activate Reverse Grave, so I'm able to activate Premature Burial! Pay 800 life points to get back your last Black Paladin!
Bakuto- 100
Zoids: No.. my paladins have turned against me..
Bakuto: Now, to defeat you with style! Play Binding Chains on the Black Paladin I revived with Raise Dead! Making his power 4350! Then flip Stolen Goods! And I attack you directly!
A big blast came from the Black Paladins staff and hit the puppet in front of Zoids.
Zoids- 150
Zoids: I'll make you pay for that. Now, for my turn. Meh, I pass. II just need 1 more card../I
Bakuto: I also pass.
Zoids: YES! Hah! Play the card that will be the end of you! SOUL EXCHANGE!
Bakuto: No matter, as I will still have at least one monster left.
Zoids: Not when the monster I'm summoning has three tributes!
Bakuto: Lemme guess, Moisture Creature? Gilfer?
Zoids: No. Something much more powerful and deadly. For I summon, God of Sky, Horus!
Bakuto: What is that?!
A giant, bird-like monster was summoned before Bakuto. It's wings were black, it's beak and feet were gold, and the rest of the mighty god's body was red. It had piercing blue eyes that seemed to look into your soul, and burn you to the bone.
Zoids: Take a good look, for it is the last thing you'll ever see! This monster is unique, one of a kind. It's attack points are made by the amount of cards I have. 100 attack and defence points for every card in my deck, 200 points for every card in my graveyard, 300 points for every card in my hand, and 400 points for every card out of the game. Now, oh mighty God Horus, attack!
Bakuto watched as his puppet caught flame and blew up.
Bakuto: Remember, this duel isn't over yet! You still have to attack me one for time before I'm destroyed.
Zoids: Oh, I'm not too worried about that.
Bakuto: You should be. For I play Toll!
Zoids: Minor setback. Nothing too much. Since you don't have anymore cards in your hand, I'll just take my turn, and attack. Sure, my puppet is destroyed, but at least you are too.
Bakuto: Sorry, but after you pay, I flip Gravity Bind! Now, we're evenly matched.
Zoids: Except that I have a monster with a great attack power, and that your Gravity Bind will be destroyed next turn.
Bakuto: Don't forget, you can't attack because of my Toll on the field.
Zoids: Doesn't matter, I'll just defeat you in another way. But for now, I end my turn.
Bakuto: I set 1 monster. Go
Zoids: I pass.
Bakuto: I set another monster. Your move.
Zoids: Wow, this is really exciting. Set 1 magic or trap. Go.
Bakuto: I also set one magic or trap. IMy GOD this is getting boring./I Go.
Zoids: I end my turn.
Bakuto: IWell, I guess I have no choice../I Now to play the card that will choose our fate! Chain Energy!
Zoids: Seems like this game has turned into Russian Roulette, hasn't it?
Bakuto: How many cards do you have in your original deck?
Zoids: 40. Why?
Bakuto: Well, it means that I win. One, you went first. Two, you played Pot of Greed. Three, you played Upstart Goblin.
Zoids: IDamn! He's right. Well, maybe I can bluff my way out./I Oh well. Luckily, I have Exodia in my deck. I draw and end.
Bakuto: IEXODIA?! He could be bluffing. But, if not, my death would be very painful. But, I cannot quit./I I also draw a card and end my turn.
Zoids: IHe's not buying it.. I need to boost up the bluff./I Look, I already have two pieces in my hand. Just give up while you still can.
Bakuto: Why don't you show me that you have Exodia pieces then?
Zoids: Nah, that'll just ruin the fun.
Bakuto: IWell, I know I can't trust him now../I
As they drew cards and drew more cards, their decks were thinning down to their bottem.
Bakuto: I knew it, you don't have Exodia.
Zoids: I do, but it'll depend on this next card if I win or lose.. II need to do this. It's the only way to make him surrender./I
He then drew his final card.
Zoids: You are a fool, for I summon Exodia the Forbidden One!
Bakuto: IThis is it, I must brace myself./I
Zoids: Do you surrender, or would you like to feel great pain?
Bakuto: I won't surrender.
Zoids: Really? Aw crap. Cuz I was kinda hoping you would surrender.
Bakuto: So, that means you don't play Exodia?
Zoids: No..
Bakuto: I knew it. I take my turn, draw a card. Go
Zoids: I cannot draw, so that means I lose..
Slowly, Zoids body faded away into nothingness.
Bakuto: Fool. You should've destroyed me when you had the chance.
Bakuto picked up Zoids' deck and locator card. He then added the God to his own deck.
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Meanwhile, Emperor Pie was walking around, looking for more victims to add to his collection, hoping to have more than one person against him, to increase his pie deck greater. He then spotted Yakumo Sakagachi, Dragoa, Chaos Seacrest, and Legendary BEWD.
Dragoa: Too bad we can't duel each other. It would be better if all of us could get just 1 different locator card that we could share, since we all have the same.
Chaos Seacrest: Definitely. Wanna just have a 4 way duel for fun?
Legendary BEWD: Sure.
Yakumo: Oooh, a 4 way. Hot!
L BEWD: He said 4 way DUEL!
Yakumo: Oh, meh. Good either way. I'm in.
Emperor Pie: Hey! You four! How bout a 4 verses 1 duel against me?
Dragoa: Depends. You from the right part of the city?
Emperor Pie: Yup.
Chaos Seacrest: Fine, we'll duel.
Emperor Pie: The turns will go like this: Yakumo, Dragoa, Me, Chaos Seacrest, then Legendary BEWD.
L BEWD: Wait, how did you know our names?
Emperor Pie: Uhh.. _ Thank god they're stupid enough to think they're wearing name tags./I
Yakumo: I summon teh secksay Elvin Swordsman!
Everyone Else: _ Crap, he's right.. There's nothing I can do with this monster./I Fine, I'll just sacrifice it for Summoned Demon! Attack!
The great demon creature then shot a bolt of lightning at Emperor Pie
Emperor Pie: I counter with Piecloudzerox! It lets me take no damage this turn.
L BEWD: Finally, my turn. I'll just set 3 cards face down and set 1 monster. Go.
Yakumo: I summon teh secksay Dark Fire Soldier! And end my turn!
Emperor Pie: Stop that!
Dragoa: I summon Water Dancer!
Yakumo: Ewwww!
Dragoa: Shut up. Anyway, I play Demon Kiss on it, boosting it's attack by 700 points! Now, I attack you directly!
Emperor Pie- 3100
Emperor Pie: Now for my turn! First, I play Tribute to Pie to get back one monster that was sent to the graveyard, and I choose The DarkshinePie! Then I set 1 card face-down. Now, I play Pie Roulette!
Chaos Seacrest: What's that card do?
Emperor Pie: I must have at least 1 monster with Pie in it's name on my side of the field to use it. It lets me roll one 6-sided dice, and if it rolls a 1, I do 3000 direct damage to you and 3000 to me, but I have to destroy all the monsters on my side of the field. If I roll a 2, I get to summon as many Pie monsters I can to the field from my deck in face-up attack or defence position. If I roll a 3, I do 1000 direct damage to you, and destroy all monsters that don't have Pie in it's name on the field. If I roll a 4, I gain 2500 life points at the cost of destroying one monster on my side of the field. If I roll a 5, I get to summon 3 monsters with Pie in it's name to the field. If I have more than 2 monsters on the field already, nothing happens. Now, if I roll a 6, in 7 turns, I win the game. But, after 10 turns of this card being played, I lose.
L BEWD: Oh my God..
Dragoa: So much power..
They all eagerly awaited as the dice was thrown.
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Meanwhile, somewhere..
Zatken: We challenge you four guys to a duel!
MTG: A duel where ANYTHING goes!
Jonosu: And we mean ANYTHING!
Black Magician Girl: So, what are ya waiting for?
Picard: We aren't scared of you perty girls!
BusterBlader30000: Yeah! What he said!
Senbotsu: Your decks are no match for ours!
Reese: I bet they're all just using girly female decks.
Picard: We accept!
Zatken: Okay! Lets go!
Suddenly, Zatken, MTG, Jonosu, and Black Magician Girl got out their guns.
Jonosu: We really meant anything!
IBANGBANG BANGBANGBANGBANG/I
Black Magician Girl: Yay! We win!