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Episode 13: Emperor Pie- Impossible to Defeat? Pie God?!
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Emperor Pie: And now, I'll just be taking your soul! Set one monster and end my turn!
Mr_Showtime88: Summon Neobug and attack!
Emperor Pie: You attacked FilipinoPieRusher!
FilipinoPieRusher Monster Light/Warrior 0/2500 **** Effect: After this monster is attacked and damage calculations are applied, this card is automatically destroyed.
Mr_Showtime88- 4300
Emperor Pie: My turn again.. Set one monster. Go.
Mr_Showtime88: IHe can't possible have more than one of those FilipinoPieRushers../I Summon Fushi no Kumo! And attack first with Fushi no Kumo!
Emperor Pie: Crimson Pie Mercenary!
Crimson Pie Mercenary Fire/Warrior 0/3000 **** After this monster is sent to the graveyard, decrease your lifepoints by 1000 points.
Mr_Showtime88: Damn..
Mr_Showtime88- 3450
Emperor Pie: Looks like it's back to me! Set one monster and one magic or trap! End turn.
Mr_Showtime88: I'm not gunna fall for that trick again.
Emperor Pie: Oh yes you will! Flip Forceful Pie!
Forceful Pie Trap This card can only be activated on your opponents Standby Phase. Your opponent skips his/her Main Phase 1, and must select a monster to attack one of your monsters.
Mr_Showtime88: Crap.. I choose to select my Fushi no Tori to attack your face-down monster.
Emperor Pie: It was Legendary BEWD Pie (0/2250)!
Mr_Showtime88-3350
Mr_Showtime88: Fine. In my Main Phase 2, I play Tribute to the Doomed! Discard Insect Queen to destroy Crimson Pie Mercenary! Now, play Raise Dead on my Insect Queen (2800/2400)! Go.
Emperor Pie: Summon Yakumo Pie!
Yakumo Pie Monster Earth/Warrior 1000/1000 *** When this card is summoned (excuding special summon) search your deck for 1 card with "Pie" in it's name and place it in your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
Emperor Pie: And I'll choose to take Refreshing Pie! And play it now!
Refreshing Pie Continueus Magic Increase your lifepoints by 1000 points for every card you draw with Pie in it's name.
Mr_Showtime88: But, every card in your deck is a pie card!
Emperor Pie: Exactly! Anyway, I end my turn.
Mr_Showtime88: IDamn, now I really need to get on the offensive../I Summon another Neobug! First, attack Yakumo Pie with Fushi no Kumo!
Emperor Pie- 3850
Mr_Showtime88: Now attack Legendary BEWD with Insect Queen by sacrificing my Fushi no Kumo! Now, attack you with my two Neobugs!
Emperor Pie- 250
Emperor Pie: Nicely done. But, now it's my turn. And the card I just drew has Pie in it's name!
Emperor Pie- 1250
Emperor Pie: And now I play the card I just drew, FlyingBovinePie
FlyingBovinePie Monster * 0/0 Earth/Beast Effect: No monsters may attack for 3 turns after this card is normal summoned. After the three turns, this monster is destroyed.
Mr_Showtime88: Crap! And just when I was making a comeback!
Emperor Pie: Don't ya just hate the irony? All those strong monsters, yet nothing to do with them. Your turn.
Mr_Showtime88: I'll just summon Cave Digging Worm!
Cave Digging Worm 1 Star 500/0 Earth/Insect This monster is not effected by any magic, trap, nor monster effects. This monster may attack your opponent directly.
Mr_Showtime88: So it's safe from your FlyingBovinePie! Now, I attack!
Emperor Pie- 750
Emperor Pie: That's not important, for now it's my turn, and I draw another pie card!
Emperor Pie- 1750
Emperor Pie: And I summon Dragoa Pie (1500/2000)! Go.
Mr_Showtime88: Summon Insecticide Wound Opener! Now, you can't gain life points!
Emperor Pie: Ah, I remember that card. Still didn't save you.
Mr_Showtime88: Well, it's different now! Attack, Cave Digging Worm!
Emperor Pie- 1250
Mr_Showtime88: Your turn.
Emperor Pie: Oh well, looks like I don't get the life point gain. Doesn't matter. I summon Master Epyon Pie! And play Golden Pie Master!
Golden Pie Master Normal Magic Decrease your opponents lifepoints and increase your lifepoints by 200 points per each monster with Pie in it's name on the field.
Mr_Showtime88: Damn.
Emperor Pie- 1850
Mr_Showtime88- 2750
Mr_Showtime88: That won't stop me! I play Offerings of the Doomed on one of my Insect Tokens to be able to summon another Cave Digging Worm! And attack you directly with both!
Emperor Pie- 850
Mr_Showtime88: Next turn, your finished.
Emperor Pie: I don't think so. For I sacrifice my three monsters to summon Hero of Pie1290! And I choose to summon Tish Pie!
Mr_Showtime88: No..
Emperor Pie: Attack your two Cave Digging Worms!
Mr_Showtime88- 0
Emperor Pie: Now, I'll just be taking your soul!
The bright light of Emperor Pie's Millenium Eye shined, almost blinding Mr_Showtime88. Then, Mr_Showtime88 fell to the ground, motionless.
Emperor Pie then took Mr_Showtime88's Locator Card and Soul Card and left.
Dark Angel Chao gasped at the sight from where she stood; in an alley where nobody could see her. When she saw for sure Emperor Pie was gone, she ran up to Mr_Showtime88, and got on her knees.
Dark Angel Chao: ..
She shed some tears over his limp body, then picked him up over her shoulder. He was surprisingly light. She took him home, and laid him on the bed. She made a silent vow to herself, to get him back, no matter what it takes.
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Back to Emperor Pie
Emperor Pie: Ah ha! Myeviltwin!
MMMMMMM Pie: Ah ha! Iamnottheevilone! Youare!
Emperor Pie: OhyeahIforgotbutwhy are we talking like this?
MMMMMMM Pie: Iuno. Anywho, LET'S DUEL!
Emperor Pie: Pie Deck vs. Pie Deck.. This should be interesting..
MMMMMMM Pie: Shaddup and duel! I start by summoning Pie Wielder (1900/0)!
Emperor Pie: Summon Master Epyon Pie!
MMMMMMM Pie: Wait, that's not one of the cards the creator of Duel Monsters custom made for us!
Emperor Pie: Exactly. I duel people for their souls.
MMMMMMM Pie: Ah. Okay! And if I win, I get the family heir! If you lose, you don't get the family heir!
Emperor Pie: How's this; if I win, I get your soul and deck. If you win, you get the heir of the Pie family.
MMMMMMM Pie: Kay!
Emperor Pie: Anyway, I play Flaming Scorpion Pie on my monster! And attack!
MMMMMMM Pie- 4000
Emperor Pie: Your turn.
MMMMMMM Pie- Summon Giant Pie Slammer!
Giant Pie Slammer 3000/0 7 Stars You may special summon this monster to the field if your opponent has 1 or more monsters with Pie in it's name on the field in face-up attack position.
MMMMMMM Pie: Attack Master Epyon Pie!
Emperor Pie- 3900
Emperor Pie: My turn! Play Instant Pie! Summon Hero of Pie1290 to the field! And I'll summon Pie Imitator! First I suicide attack with Pie Imitator! Then attack your Life Points directly with Hero of Pie1290!
MMMMMMM Pie- 1000
Emperor Pie: Set one magic or trap. End turn.
MMMMMMM Pie: Summon Pie Priest!
Pie Priest 1 Star 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked
Emperor Pie: Wait.. That's one of the cards to summon.!
MMMMMMM Pie: That's right. Set one magic or trap. Now, play Instant Pie to special summon Pie Chanter!
Pie Chanter 1 Star 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked
Emperor Pie: Well, I'm not gunna let you continue the ritual! Since I can't attack your monsters, I can attack you directly!
MMMMMMM Pie: Oh no I forgot!
Emperor Pie: Hero of Pie1290, attack!
MMMMMMM Pie: Heh. Flip Pie Ritual!
Pie Ritual Continuous Trap No monsters may attack you directly if you have at least 1 monster with Pie in it's name on your side of the field.
Emperor Pie: Crap! Another piece of the ritual!
MMMMMMM Pie: Now, it's my turn. Summon Pie Sacrifice!
Pie Sacrifice 1 Star 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked
MMMMMMM Pie: Now, I just need 2 more cards to complete it! Play Fetcher of Pie!
Fetcher of Pie Normal Magic Take 1 card with Pie in it's name and add it to your hand.
MMMMMMM Pie: Set one monster. Go.
Emperor Pie: I can do nothing but pass..
MMMMMMM Pie: Flip the monster, Pie Ruler of Death and Life!
Pie Ruler of Death and Life 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked. Also, when this card is Reverse Summoned, select one card with Pie in it's name and add it to your hand.
MMMMMMM Pie: I choose to take back Fetcher of Pie! Now, play Dagger of Pie!
Emperor Pie: NO!
Dagger of Pie Continuous Magic This card cannot be destroyed.
MMMMMMM Pie: Now, for the unveiling of the strongest monster is Duel Monsters! Summon, GOD OF PIE!
Episode 13: Emperor Pie- Impossible to Defeat? Pie God?!
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Emperor Pie: And now, I'll just be taking your soul! Set one monster and end my turn!
Mr_Showtime88: Summon Neobug and attack!
Emperor Pie: You attacked FilipinoPieRusher!
FilipinoPieRusher Monster Light/Warrior 0/2500 **** Effect: After this monster is attacked and damage calculations are applied, this card is automatically destroyed.
Mr_Showtime88- 4300
Emperor Pie: My turn again.. Set one monster. Go.
Mr_Showtime88: IHe can't possible have more than one of those FilipinoPieRushers../I Summon Fushi no Kumo! And attack first with Fushi no Kumo!
Emperor Pie: Crimson Pie Mercenary!
Crimson Pie Mercenary Fire/Warrior 0/3000 **** After this monster is sent to the graveyard, decrease your lifepoints by 1000 points.
Mr_Showtime88: Damn..
Mr_Showtime88- 3450
Emperor Pie: Looks like it's back to me! Set one monster and one magic or trap! End turn.
Mr_Showtime88: I'm not gunna fall for that trick again.
Emperor Pie: Oh yes you will! Flip Forceful Pie!
Forceful Pie Trap This card can only be activated on your opponents Standby Phase. Your opponent skips his/her Main Phase 1, and must select a monster to attack one of your monsters.
Mr_Showtime88: Crap.. I choose to select my Fushi no Tori to attack your face-down monster.
Emperor Pie: It was Legendary BEWD Pie (0/2250)!
Mr_Showtime88-3350
Mr_Showtime88: Fine. In my Main Phase 2, I play Tribute to the Doomed! Discard Insect Queen to destroy Crimson Pie Mercenary! Now, play Raise Dead on my Insect Queen (2800/2400)! Go.
Emperor Pie: Summon Yakumo Pie!
Yakumo Pie Monster Earth/Warrior 1000/1000 *** When this card is summoned (excuding special summon) search your deck for 1 card with "Pie" in it's name and place it in your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
Emperor Pie: And I'll choose to take Refreshing Pie! And play it now!
Refreshing Pie Continueus Magic Increase your lifepoints by 1000 points for every card you draw with Pie in it's name.
Mr_Showtime88: But, every card in your deck is a pie card!
Emperor Pie: Exactly! Anyway, I end my turn.
Mr_Showtime88: IDamn, now I really need to get on the offensive../I Summon another Neobug! First, attack Yakumo Pie with Fushi no Kumo!
Emperor Pie- 3850
Mr_Showtime88: Now attack Legendary BEWD with Insect Queen by sacrificing my Fushi no Kumo! Now, attack you with my two Neobugs!
Emperor Pie- 250
Emperor Pie: Nicely done. But, now it's my turn. And the card I just drew has Pie in it's name!
Emperor Pie- 1250
Emperor Pie: And now I play the card I just drew, FlyingBovinePie
FlyingBovinePie Monster * 0/0 Earth/Beast Effect: No monsters may attack for 3 turns after this card is normal summoned. After the three turns, this monster is destroyed.
Mr_Showtime88: Crap! And just when I was making a comeback!
Emperor Pie: Don't ya just hate the irony? All those strong monsters, yet nothing to do with them. Your turn.
Mr_Showtime88: I'll just summon Cave Digging Worm!
Cave Digging Worm 1 Star 500/0 Earth/Insect This monster is not effected by any magic, trap, nor monster effects. This monster may attack your opponent directly.
Mr_Showtime88: So it's safe from your FlyingBovinePie! Now, I attack!
Emperor Pie- 750
Emperor Pie: That's not important, for now it's my turn, and I draw another pie card!
Emperor Pie- 1750
Emperor Pie: And I summon Dragoa Pie (1500/2000)! Go.
Mr_Showtime88: Summon Insecticide Wound Opener! Now, you can't gain life points!
Emperor Pie: Ah, I remember that card. Still didn't save you.
Mr_Showtime88: Well, it's different now! Attack, Cave Digging Worm!
Emperor Pie- 1250
Mr_Showtime88: Your turn.
Emperor Pie: Oh well, looks like I don't get the life point gain. Doesn't matter. I summon Master Epyon Pie! And play Golden Pie Master!
Golden Pie Master Normal Magic Decrease your opponents lifepoints and increase your lifepoints by 200 points per each monster with Pie in it's name on the field.
Mr_Showtime88: Damn.
Emperor Pie- 1850
Mr_Showtime88- 2750
Mr_Showtime88: That won't stop me! I play Offerings of the Doomed on one of my Insect Tokens to be able to summon another Cave Digging Worm! And attack you directly with both!
Emperor Pie- 850
Mr_Showtime88: Next turn, your finished.
Emperor Pie: I don't think so. For I sacrifice my three monsters to summon Hero of Pie1290! And I choose to summon Tish Pie!
Mr_Showtime88: No..
Emperor Pie: Attack your two Cave Digging Worms!
Mr_Showtime88- 0
Emperor Pie: Now, I'll just be taking your soul!
The bright light of Emperor Pie's Millenium Eye shined, almost blinding Mr_Showtime88. Then, Mr_Showtime88 fell to the ground, motionless.
Emperor Pie then took Mr_Showtime88's Locator Card and Soul Card and left.
Dark Angel Chao gasped at the sight from where she stood; in an alley where nobody could see her. When she saw for sure Emperor Pie was gone, she ran up to Mr_Showtime88, and got on her knees.
Dark Angel Chao: ..
She shed some tears over his limp body, then picked him up over her shoulder. He was surprisingly light. She took him home, and laid him on the bed. She made a silent vow to herself, to get him back, no matter what it takes.
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Back to Emperor Pie
Emperor Pie: Ah ha! Myeviltwin!
MMMMMMM Pie: Ah ha! Iamnottheevilone! Youare!
Emperor Pie: OhyeahIforgotbutwhy are we talking like this?
MMMMMMM Pie: Iuno. Anywho, LET'S DUEL!
Emperor Pie: Pie Deck vs. Pie Deck.. This should be interesting..
MMMMMMM Pie: Shaddup and duel! I start by summoning Pie Wielder (1900/0)!
Emperor Pie: Summon Master Epyon Pie!
MMMMMMM Pie: Wait, that's not one of the cards the creator of Duel Monsters custom made for us!
Emperor Pie: Exactly. I duel people for their souls.
MMMMMMM Pie: Ah. Okay! And if I win, I get the family heir! If you lose, you don't get the family heir!
Emperor Pie: How's this; if I win, I get your soul and deck. If you win, you get the heir of the Pie family.
MMMMMMM Pie: Kay!
Emperor Pie: Anyway, I play Flaming Scorpion Pie on my monster! And attack!
MMMMMMM Pie- 4000
Emperor Pie: Your turn.
MMMMMMM Pie- Summon Giant Pie Slammer!
Giant Pie Slammer 3000/0 7 Stars You may special summon this monster to the field if your opponent has 1 or more monsters with Pie in it's name on the field in face-up attack position.
MMMMMMM Pie: Attack Master Epyon Pie!
Emperor Pie- 3900
Emperor Pie: My turn! Play Instant Pie! Summon Hero of Pie1290 to the field! And I'll summon Pie Imitator! First I suicide attack with Pie Imitator! Then attack your Life Points directly with Hero of Pie1290!
MMMMMMM Pie- 1000
Emperor Pie: Set one magic or trap. End turn.
MMMMMMM Pie: Summon Pie Priest!
Pie Priest 1 Star 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked
Emperor Pie: Wait.. That's one of the cards to summon.!
MMMMMMM Pie: That's right. Set one magic or trap. Now, play Instant Pie to special summon Pie Chanter!
Pie Chanter 1 Star 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked
Emperor Pie: Well, I'm not gunna let you continue the ritual! Since I can't attack your monsters, I can attack you directly!
MMMMMMM Pie: Oh no I forgot!
Emperor Pie: Hero of Pie1290, attack!
MMMMMMM Pie: Heh. Flip Pie Ritual!
Pie Ritual Continuous Trap No monsters may attack you directly if you have at least 1 monster with Pie in it's name on your side of the field.
Emperor Pie: Crap! Another piece of the ritual!
MMMMMMM Pie: Now, it's my turn. Summon Pie Sacrifice!
Pie Sacrifice 1 Star 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked
MMMMMMM Pie: Now, I just need 2 more cards to complete it! Play Fetcher of Pie!
Fetcher of Pie Normal Magic Take 1 card with Pie in it's name and add it to your hand.
MMMMMMM Pie: Set one monster. Go.
Emperor Pie: I can do nothing but pass..
MMMMMMM Pie: Flip the monster, Pie Ruler of Death and Life!
Pie Ruler of Death and Life 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked. Also, when this card is Reverse Summoned, select one card with Pie in it's name and add it to your hand.
MMMMMMM Pie: I choose to take back Fetcher of Pie! Now, play Dagger of Pie!
Emperor Pie: NO!
Dagger of Pie Continuous Magic This card cannot be destroyed.
MMMMMMM Pie: Now, for the unveiling of the strongest monster is Duel Monsters! Summon, GOD OF PIE!