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Episode 14: The God of Pie! 10000 Life Points to 1! Stacked Chicken Deck?!

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Note: Sorry InfernalBEWD14 for stealing your effect for Devil Franken, but I really needed it.

As the Pie Sacrifice lay upon the Pie Ritual alter, the Pie Chanter chanted while the Pie Priest held up his staff. In front of the Pie Priest and Pie Chanter was the Pie Ruler of Death and Life, holding a dagger above the Pie Sacrifice. Then, light shot out of the sacrifice, and all the cards on MMMMMMM Pie's side of the field were destroyed. Then, out of the mist was a monster that was of enormous proportion. It was a pie all black. It was.. The Pie God.

Pie God 10 Stars God/Pie ?/? For every card in your deck, graveyard, on your side of the field, and in your hand, add 1000 attack points to this monster. This monster is not effected by magic, trap, nor monster effects. This monster can attack directly. This monster cannot attack on the turn it is summoned. In your next End Phase, the controller of this card loses the game if you haven't won yet.

Emperor Pie: Oh no..

MMMMMMM Pie: End my turn.

Emperor Pie looked at his next card. It was..

Emperor Pie: O_O YES! Summon Underground Pie!

Underground Pie 1 Star 250/0 Earth/Rock This monster may attack your opponents life points directly

MMMMMMM Pie: Awww, look at that. You're just 750 short of beating me.

Emperor Pie: Not if I play this card! Pie Roulette!

MMMMMMM Pie: ****!

They both were eager to see what the outcome was... - - - - - Ah what the hell. I'll just reveal it to ya now. - - - - - It rolled a 3!

Emperor Pie: I win! Now, to seal you into a card! And because you're so special, I bet you'll be a fine addition to my deck. And I'll take your deck too!

MMMMMMM Pie: NOOOOOOOOOO!

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Meanwhile..

Zatken- 2400 MTG- 6750 Jonosu- 1900 Black Magician Girl- 4300 Picard-5000 BusterBlader30000- 1300 Senbotsu- 350 Reese- 3000

Senbotsu: Now, it's my turn! Activate my face-down Last Turn!

Picard: What the hell are you doing with a Last Turn?! We're the Ouija Board pack, remember?!

Senbotsu: Doesn't matter. For I choose at random... BLACK MAGICIAN GIRL!

Black Magician Girl: Fine. I choose Suijin. You all lose. ^______^

Picard: Okay, Senbotsu, you're out of the group.

Senbotsu: But-

Picard: NO BUTS!

The Ouija Board pack then gave their locator cards to the Exodia pack.

Zatken: We don't want your crappy decks. Keep them for all we care.

Picard: Senbotsu, since you're out of the pack, I guess us three will revert back to the decks that we had before we met you.

Senbotsu: ;_;

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Emperor Pie: If you guys beat me, then I'll give you two of my Locator Cards.

Picard: Sure, why not? What are the rules?

Emperor Pie: You first, then me, then you other people choose who goes after that. If I beat one of you, you all lose.

Picard: Deal. I'll start by setting 2 cards face-down and set one monster. Go.

Emperor Pie: I play Pie Feather Sweep!

Pie Feather Sweep Normal Magic Destroy all your opponents facedown cards on the field.

BusterBlader30000: What the hell?! Pie card?

Emperor Pie: I have a unique deck, custom made. Now, I summon MMMMMMM Pie!

MMMMMMM Pie 1 Star 0/0 Take 3 cards with Pie in their names from your deck to your hand when this card is summoned in face-up attack.

Emperor Pie: I set one card facedown. Go.

Reese: I guess I'm next. Set 3 cards facedown and summon Falcon Knight! Attack MMMMMMM Pie!

Emperor Pie- 4000

Reese: And I attack your life points!

Emperor Pie- 3000

Reese: End turn.

BusterBlader30000: My turn now! Play Angels Gift! Discard two cards, and play Raise Dead on Sanga of the Thunder! Attack!

Emperor Pie- 400

Picard: Back to me again. Set 4 magic or trap.

Emperor Pie: So, I'm assuming you're done? Fine. Summon Pie Chanter! Go.

Reese: Heh. That won't save you. Attack your lifepoints!

Emperor Pie: Flip Pie Ritual! Now, you can't do any damage to me!

Reese: Damn. Go.

BusterBlader30000: I pass.

Picard: Set one monster. Go.

Emperor Pie: Play Refreshing Pie! Now, summon Pie Priest!

Reese: Set 4 magic or traps. End turn.

BusterBlader30000: Set one magic or trap.

Reese: Flip A Hero Appears! Since there's only one card in my hand, I summon Kazejin!

Emperor Pie: I see what your doing. Trying to summon the useless Gate Guardian. Heh, how stupid of you.

Picard: It's not stupid! We'll show you! Set one monster!

Emperor Pie- 1400

Emperor Pie: I'll set one monster. Go.

Reese: Pass.

BusterBlader30000: Pass.

Picard: Good. Now, sacrifice my monsters for Suijin! And now, sacrifice the three monsters for Gate Guardian! End turn!

Emperor Pie: Summon Pie Sacrifice! Now, flip Pie Ruler of Death and Life! Get back MMMMMMM Pie! Now, play Instant Pie, to summon MMMMMMM Pie! Get 3 cards into my hand! Now, play Pie Dagger! To summon PIE GOD!

Picard: Gahh!

BusterBlader30000: What is that?!

Emperor Pie: All I need to do now is what my brother could never do. Win with it! Now, since I can't attack with him this turn, I play Pie Shooter!

Pie Shooter Normal Magic Discard monster with Pie in it's name to the graveyard. Decrease your opponents life points by half the attack of the monster.

Picard/Reese/BusterBlader30000- 0

Emperor Pie: Now, for some new pie cards to add to my collection!

Reese: What?!

They all collapsed on the ground, while Emperor Pie picked up the cards that lay before him.

Emperor Pie: Hah! What losers. I've never seen anyone use a crappy Gate Guardian deck! I'll just have one or two more duels, so I can make my deck stronger, then I'll continue.

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Mas828: Fine. I accept your challenge. I'll start by setting one monster. Go.

Mas828 Barrel Dragon Deck

Emperor Pie: Discard 5 cards from my hand to summon Reese Pie!

Reese Pie 10 Stars 3600/2900 Earth/Demon Discard 5 cards from your hand to special summon this monster. All monster cards on your opponents side of the field are destroyed.

Emperor Pie: Attack Reese Pie!

Mas828- 1400

Emperor Pie: Heh. I must be getting better. Destroying more than half my opponents life points on my first turn. Heh. Your move.

Mas828: Play Raise Dead on my monster, Retrained Elvin Swordsman! Now, set one monster. Set one magic or trap. Go.

Emperor Pie: Play Pie Sneak Attack!

Pie Sneak Attack Normal Magic When this card is played, inflict 250 damage for each card in your opponents hand.

Mas828- 400

Emperor Pie: End turn.

Mas828: Sacrifice my two monsters for Barrel Dragon! Now, chain the summoning of it with Second Coin Flip! Now, I use it's special ability to destroy your Reese Pie!

The coins Barrel Dragon flipped was heads, tails, then..

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Drake: I summon Komori Dragon!

Drake Dragon Deck

Megami: I tribute my two monsters, Hysteric Angel and Dancing Angels for Black Magician!

Megami Angel/Life Point Gain deck

Megami: Attack, WingWeaver!

Drake- 1400

Drake: Now, in my turn, I play Raise Dead on my Lord of Dragons! Now, play Dragon Calling Horn, to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon, and attack! BURST STREAM!

Megami- 5600

Drake: Now I attack you with Lord of Dragons! Megami- 4500

Megami: Good job! But, I'm still gunna beat you! Play Thunder Bolt! Now, activate The Shallow Grave, to get back my WingWeaver in defence mode!

Drake: I choose my Blue Eyes White Dragon, in attack mode.

Megami: And set one magic or trap. Go.

Drake: I attack!

Megami: You rush things too much. And that will be your downfall! Flip Magical Cylinder!

Drake: Counter with 7 Tools of the Bandit!

Megami: Ok. Fine.

Drake- 400 Megami- 4500

Megami: Back to me now. Play Change of Heart!

Drake: NO!

Megami: Attack!

Drake: Flip my own Magical Cylinder!

Megami- 1500

Megami: Fine, have it that way. Summon another Hysteric Angel!

Drake: Crap..

Megami: Tribute both monsters with Hysteric Angel!

Megami- 2500

Megami: Set one magic or trap. Go.

Drake: Summon Baby Dragon and attack!

Megami- 1300

Drake: End turn.

Megami: Summon Shining Angel equipped with Silver Bow and Arrow and Power of Magicians and attack!

Drake: Flip Offerings to the Doomed! But, not on your monster. I choose to send Baby Dragon to the graveyard instead!

Megami: IHe must be crazy!/I Shining Angel, attack!

Drake: Flip Nutrient Z!

Drake- 4000

Megami: Fine. Your turn.

Drake: I set one monster. Go.

Megami: Send WingWeaver and Hysteric Angel out of the game to summon Soul of Purity and Light! Now, tribute them both for Guardian Angel Jeanu! Attack your facedown monster!

Drake: No! My Dragon Dwelling in a Cave!

Megami- 2600

Megami: I'll have mercy on you and not attack with my other monster. Go.

Drake: Damn. Set one monster. Go.

Megami: Set one magic or trap and play Power of Teamwork on my Guardian Angel! Attack!

Drake: Spear Dragon..

Megami- 4500

Drake: IPlease deck.. I need a strong monster to defeat that thing!/I C'mon.! YES! Summon Devil Franken to special summon Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon by sacrificing all but one of my life points! Now, Blue Eyes, attack!

Megami: Flip Waboku!

Drake: NO! All that for nothing..

Megami: Correct! Now, I play Block Attack on your dragon! And attack your dragon!

Drake: Damn. Now you've got so much life points..

Megami- 9000

Drake: I guess I'll switch Devil Franken to defence and set a monster..

Megami: Attack your Devil Franken with Shining Angel! Now, your face down monster with Guardian Angel!

Drake: Spirit Ryu..

Megami- 10000 Drake- 1

Megami: This is so fun! You just keep setting monsters, and I keep gaining life points!

Drake: And I've already used up all my monster removal cards..

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HEADS!

Mas828: Hah! Now, my Barrel Dragon is fully charged!

The Barrel Dragons cannon shot out at Reese Pie, destroying it.

Mas828: Now, I attack you directly!

Emperor Pie- 2400

Emperor Pie: You asshole! I'll get you back for that! And I drew just the card to do so! Play Pie Inside the Greed Pot!

Pie Inside the Greed Pot Normal Magic Draw 5 cards from your deck. Skip your next two Draw Phases.

Emperor Pie: First, play Pie Offerings to the Doomed!

Pie Offerings to the Doomed Quick-Play Magic Destroy one monster on your opponents side of the field. This card cannot be negated in any way. Skip your next Draw Phase.

Emperor Pie: Summon Yakumo Pie and attack!

Mas828- 0

Mas828: Damn! Lost again.

Emperor Pie: I'll be taking your soul now! Then, I'll be on my way to the second round!

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Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Why would anyone have Niwatori in their deck?

Osiris_Sky_Dragon Osiris (w/o Osiris) Deck

I_Like_Chicken: Because, for I have a stacked deck! Containing all Niwatori cards!

Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Riiiight. Anyway, I'll summon Warrior of Osiris!

Warrior of Osiris 4 Stars 1500/1500 Wind/Warrior For every card in your deck and hand, add 25 attack points to this monster.

Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Now my Warrior of Osiris is at 2500 attack points! Attack, my Warrior!

I_Like_Chicken- 3400

I_Like_Chicken: I know my Niwatoris have a super special effect! And when the time comes, it'll activate, taking you and your life points!

Osiris_Sky_Dragon: _ Anyway, I play Curse of Osiris!

Curse of Osiris Normal Magic For every card in your hand, do 100 points of direct damage to your opponent.

I_Like_Chicken- 3000

I_Like_Chicken: My turn now! Summon Niwatori!

Osiris_Sky_Dragon: IMan! Is this guy ever delusional!/I Summon Helper of Osiris!

Helper of Osiris 3 Stars 1000/1000 Wind/Spellcaster Increase the attack of all monsters with "Osiris" in it's name by 200 points per card in your hand.

Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Now, play Sword of Osiris!

Sword of Osiris Continuous Magic Increase the attack of all monsters with "Osiris" in it's name by 150 points per card in your hand.

Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Attack Helper of Osiris and Warrior of Osiris!

I_Like_Chicken-0

I_Like_Chicken: What?! Aww, and my Niwatoris didn't even get to use their special ability! Wait, why is my Duel Disk glowing like that?! Oh my God! It says I'm at a million life points!

Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Uhh, you're sure that's not just a glit-

Suddenly, his duel disk exploded.

I_Like_Chicken: AW CRAP! Well, here's my Locator Card. Hope you do good in the tournament. Or, at least better than I did.

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