Squall's Battle of the Brains II:
The Handzome hozt strikez vack!!! Disclaimer: all of the characters here (including the author hehe) were from Square
Cast: Of course all ff8 characters (what do you expect.hahaha)
Contestants
Squall and Rinoa : previously the blue team, Odine decided to change that to Blue Dracula team since it is Halloween
Seifer and Fujin : formerly the green team, now the Green zombies team
Irvine and Selphie: formerly the yellow team, now the Yellow imp team
Zell and Ellone : previously the red team, now the Red Hotdogzillas team
Audience
Quistis and of course her "Trepies"
Laguna, Kiros and Ward
Cid and General Caraway
Angelo and a Momba
And a SURPRISE GUEST (yikes)
Host and co-host
Raijin: Odine's new co-host (ya know him already!)
Odine: the host of this show (still alive?)
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Raijin: (*looking at the mirror) Hahaha! I can't believe this ya know! I'm gonna be the co-host for this great show ya know ahaha..hhahahaah.cough* cough*
Odine: Raijin!!! Come out now and ztart d zhow!!!
Raijin: Ya Ya coming! Just fixin' moiself ya know!!
Meanwhile..
Quistis:(*worried) Oh no I do hope that the "amnesia" pills will work to them.
Cid: Don't worry Quistis. Everything will be just fine! Relax!
Caraway: Dr. Kadowaki told us that there's nothing to worry about. I'll bet that they cannot remember what happened to them the last time they join this show!!
Laguna: Mwahahaha at last we're here!!!
Kiros: Yes!!!
Ward:....... ...
Laguna: I'm sorry Ward, what ya sayin'?
Kiros: Oh Ward says "Yo"
Laguna: Ahhhh Okay! Um. by the way Kiros, how's our banners, pom-poms, and the Estharians to cheer for my ever so handsome *like his father*, baby boy Squally and his lovey dubby dub dub Rinoa?
Kiros: Yes Sir all set ! Except ..for the Estharians sir.
Laguna: Bu.. but why?!
Ward: ..
Kiros: Let me translate that for you sir. Ward says that they cannot come because they're too scared to go here sir!
Laguna: (*raises his eyebrow) And why?
Kiros: They're scared of being annihilated by one of the guest here.
Laguna: And who is this nasty guest?
Kiros and Ward: (*points at the huge chair near the stage)
Laguna: Whoa! What a chair! Who's going to sit there?
Ward: .
Kiros: THE SPECIAL GUEST!!!
Laguna: WHO IS THIS SPECIAL GUEST?
Cid: Oh don't ya worry pal! I see to it that we have plenty of HOLY Wars so that he cannot do that to us .just in case.
Laguna: Ohhh. What a relief! But guys tell me who is this SPECIAL GUEST! Tell me, tell me, tell meeeeeeeee.
Cid: You'll find out soon
Laguna: Oh okay.But I thought you're the co-host of this show?
Cid: I Quit. I can't take that Lunatic anymore! By the way, Quistis and Caraway are here plus Angelo and your pet Momba!
Caraway: Hi (*then he whispers to Laguna) remember this pal, Julia is mine!*
Laguna: Sure she's all yours! I've got Raine!
Quistis: Oh hello Mr. Loire!
Laguna: Ah! Quistis! How are you and where's the Trepies?
Quistis: (*giggles) already dead! Remember last time, I used my LV.5 death and puff! They're all bunch of smokes and ashes! Hahaha! (*laughs hysterically)
Trepies: (*zombies) QUISTIS! QUISTIS!
Quistis: Oh no! Not again?
Laguna: Ahahaha hehehe (*I shouldn't let Squall go near her)
Angelo: Arf arf!
Momba: Laguna! Laguna!
Laguna: Ow! Hello Angelo and Momba!!!
Momba: Laguna! Laguna!
Caraway: (*excited) The show is starting! The show is starting!
Raijin: (*in his Frankenstein outfit) Test mic! Test mic! Oh hello there ya know! Hello everyone and welcome to our new improved show! Where only the scholars, gifted, intelligent, and with the brains of Einstein can only join! "THE BATTLE OF THE BRAINS" ya know.
Audience: YiPpEe!
Raijin: And since Mr. Headmaster Cid retired, we have a new co-host here ya know! The ever so faithful, loyal, the tall, dark and handsome comrade of Mr. Seifer Almasy is none other than... me! Raijin ya know Hahahaha!
Audience: BOOO!
Odine: (*from the back stage) Um.. ahem Raij.introduze me now!
Raijin: Um yeah! And our host for today is Odine!
Odine: Vhat? That'z it? Plain Odine? Vhatever! Okey I'll introduze myzelf. Herro guyz! It'z me again the ever zo handzome, gor..
Audience: (*interrupts him) GORILLA?
Odine: No Gorgeouz, zexy, inte..
Audience: Yeah yeah!
Odine: Okay let'z ztart the game!
Audience: AT LAST! WHOO HOO!
Odine: But vefore anything elze, we would like to prezent to all of you our ZPECIAL GUEZT!
Audience: GULP*
Odine: Zince Ultimezia cannot come here, zhe gave me thiz request letter, lemme read thiz to you (*Odine imitates Ultimecia's voice)
"To our beloved Odine (cough* cough*), We would like to inform you that you have an unpaid bill..
Odine: .Ahhhh!." Um zorry wrong letter! Ahem (*imitates Ultimecia's voice again)
"To the handsome host of BOTB and to all of you poor earthlings, I'm so sorry I kannot make it there and pulverize you all (I'm referring to the disgusting SeeD Kontestants and especially the annoying host opps inkluding the audience[*background: Audience: Yehey!] ) So I decided to invite my favorite pet! Mwhaahahaha [Audience:Yikes!]
Odine: I vonder vho iz thiz Favorite pet?
Ultimecia's voice: Read the P.S. YOU.?
Odine: Ah yezzz. P.S. To my favorite pet, : MAKE THEM BLEED!!!
Audience: AHHHHHHH!
*With the background music : Maybe I'm a lion
Griever: ROARRRRRRRR!!!!
Audience: (*panic-stricken) WE'RE DOOMED!!!
Cid: (*terrified) Caraway! The holy war quick!
Caraway: (*searching for that item) Where's that Item? ..ack! I cannot find them..goodness..
Laguna: Common! Hurry up or else we're history!
Cid: Don't tell me you forget to bring it?
Caraway: Oppss sorry! Laguna and Cid: Wahhhhhhhhh! Odine: Don't vorry, calm down! Our ztaff decided to put that beazt inzide the cage zo that he cannot pulverize anyone! Then a giant cage imprisoned the beast inside Odine: There zee! Um you uzelezz co-hozt introduze our conteztantz! And remember I'm handzome and you're not. Raijin: (*murmuring) I'm not useless, I'm gonna tell Seifer about this ya know! huhuhu Odine: Vhaat? Raijin: Okay fine! The first contestant: He loves to read "worthless" GND (girl next door) magazines, while his partner likes to read Laguna's magazines; they're none other than the cowboy and the Messenger girl! Irvine and Selphie! The Yellow Imps team!!! Cid: Yahooo! Caraway: GO RINOA MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER! Quistis: Um Sir General Caraway she doesn't belong to that team. Caraway: Oppss.. Trepies: QUISTIS! QUIIIIISTIS! Quistis: Not again!
To be continued.
The Handzome hozt strikez vack!!! Disclaimer: all of the characters here (including the author hehe) were from Square
Cast: Of course all ff8 characters (what do you expect.hahaha)
Contestants
Squall and Rinoa : previously the blue team, Odine decided to change that to Blue Dracula team since it is Halloween
Seifer and Fujin : formerly the green team, now the Green zombies team
Irvine and Selphie: formerly the yellow team, now the Yellow imp team
Zell and Ellone : previously the red team, now the Red Hotdogzillas team
Audience
Quistis and of course her "Trepies"
Laguna, Kiros and Ward
Cid and General Caraway
Angelo and a Momba
And a SURPRISE GUEST (yikes)
Host and co-host
Raijin: Odine's new co-host (ya know him already!)
Odine: the host of this show (still alive?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Raijin: (*looking at the mirror) Hahaha! I can't believe this ya know! I'm gonna be the co-host for this great show ya know ahaha..hhahahaah.cough* cough*
Odine: Raijin!!! Come out now and ztart d zhow!!!
Raijin: Ya Ya coming! Just fixin' moiself ya know!!
Meanwhile..
Quistis:(*worried) Oh no I do hope that the "amnesia" pills will work to them.
Cid: Don't worry Quistis. Everything will be just fine! Relax!
Caraway: Dr. Kadowaki told us that there's nothing to worry about. I'll bet that they cannot remember what happened to them the last time they join this show!!
Laguna: Mwahahaha at last we're here!!!
Kiros: Yes!!!
Ward:....... ...
Laguna: I'm sorry Ward, what ya sayin'?
Kiros: Oh Ward says "Yo"
Laguna: Ahhhh Okay! Um. by the way Kiros, how's our banners, pom-poms, and the Estharians to cheer for my ever so handsome *like his father*, baby boy Squally and his lovey dubby dub dub Rinoa?
Kiros: Yes Sir all set ! Except ..for the Estharians sir.
Laguna: Bu.. but why?!
Ward: ..
Kiros: Let me translate that for you sir. Ward says that they cannot come because they're too scared to go here sir!
Laguna: (*raises his eyebrow) And why?
Kiros: They're scared of being annihilated by one of the guest here.
Laguna: And who is this nasty guest?
Kiros and Ward: (*points at the huge chair near the stage)
Laguna: Whoa! What a chair! Who's going to sit there?
Ward: .
Kiros: THE SPECIAL GUEST!!!
Laguna: WHO IS THIS SPECIAL GUEST?
Cid: Oh don't ya worry pal! I see to it that we have plenty of HOLY Wars so that he cannot do that to us .just in case.
Laguna: Ohhh. What a relief! But guys tell me who is this SPECIAL GUEST! Tell me, tell me, tell meeeeeeeee.
Cid: You'll find out soon
Laguna: Oh okay.But I thought you're the co-host of this show?
Cid: I Quit. I can't take that Lunatic anymore! By the way, Quistis and Caraway are here plus Angelo and your pet Momba!
Caraway: Hi (*then he whispers to Laguna) remember this pal, Julia is mine!*
Laguna: Sure she's all yours! I've got Raine!
Quistis: Oh hello Mr. Loire!
Laguna: Ah! Quistis! How are you and where's the Trepies?
Quistis: (*giggles) already dead! Remember last time, I used my LV.5 death and puff! They're all bunch of smokes and ashes! Hahaha! (*laughs hysterically)
Trepies: (*zombies) QUISTIS! QUISTIS!
Quistis: Oh no! Not again?
Laguna: Ahahaha hehehe (*I shouldn't let Squall go near her)
Angelo: Arf arf!
Momba: Laguna! Laguna!
Laguna: Ow! Hello Angelo and Momba!!!
Momba: Laguna! Laguna!
Caraway: (*excited) The show is starting! The show is starting!
Raijin: (*in his Frankenstein outfit) Test mic! Test mic! Oh hello there ya know! Hello everyone and welcome to our new improved show! Where only the scholars, gifted, intelligent, and with the brains of Einstein can only join! "THE BATTLE OF THE BRAINS" ya know.
Audience: YiPpEe!
Raijin: And since Mr. Headmaster Cid retired, we have a new co-host here ya know! The ever so faithful, loyal, the tall, dark and handsome comrade of Mr. Seifer Almasy is none other than... me! Raijin ya know Hahahaha!
Audience: BOOO!
Odine: (*from the back stage) Um.. ahem Raij.introduze me now!
Raijin: Um yeah! And our host for today is Odine!
Odine: Vhat? That'z it? Plain Odine? Vhatever! Okey I'll introduze myzelf. Herro guyz! It'z me again the ever zo handzome, gor..
Audience: (*interrupts him) GORILLA?
Odine: No Gorgeouz, zexy, inte..
Audience: Yeah yeah!
Odine: Okay let'z ztart the game!
Audience: AT LAST! WHOO HOO!
Odine: But vefore anything elze, we would like to prezent to all of you our ZPECIAL GUEZT!
Audience: GULP*
Odine: Zince Ultimezia cannot come here, zhe gave me thiz request letter, lemme read thiz to you (*Odine imitates Ultimecia's voice)
"To our beloved Odine (cough* cough*), We would like to inform you that you have an unpaid bill..
Odine: .Ahhhh!." Um zorry wrong letter! Ahem (*imitates Ultimecia's voice again)
"To the handsome host of BOTB and to all of you poor earthlings, I'm so sorry I kannot make it there and pulverize you all (I'm referring to the disgusting SeeD Kontestants and especially the annoying host opps inkluding the audience[*background: Audience: Yehey!] ) So I decided to invite my favorite pet! Mwhaahahaha [Audience:Yikes!]
Odine: I vonder vho iz thiz Favorite pet?
Ultimecia's voice: Read the P.S. YOU.?
Odine: Ah yezzz. P.S. To my favorite pet, : MAKE THEM BLEED!!!
Audience: AHHHHHHH!
*With the background music : Maybe I'm a lion
Griever: ROARRRRRRRR!!!!
Audience: (*panic-stricken) WE'RE DOOMED!!!
Cid: (*terrified) Caraway! The holy war quick!
Caraway: (*searching for that item) Where's that Item? ..ack! I cannot find them..goodness..
Laguna: Common! Hurry up or else we're history!
Cid: Don't tell me you forget to bring it?
Caraway: Oppss sorry! Laguna and Cid: Wahhhhhhhhh! Odine: Don't vorry, calm down! Our ztaff decided to put that beazt inzide the cage zo that he cannot pulverize anyone! Then a giant cage imprisoned the beast inside Odine: There zee! Um you uzelezz co-hozt introduze our conteztantz! And remember I'm handzome and you're not. Raijin: (*murmuring) I'm not useless, I'm gonna tell Seifer about this ya know! huhuhu Odine: Vhaat? Raijin: Okay fine! The first contestant: He loves to read "worthless" GND (girl next door) magazines, while his partner likes to read Laguna's magazines; they're none other than the cowboy and the Messenger girl! Irvine and Selphie! The Yellow Imps team!!! Cid: Yahooo! Caraway: GO RINOA MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER! Quistis: Um Sir General Caraway she doesn't belong to that team. Caraway: Oppss.. Trepies: QUISTIS! QUIIIIISTIS! Quistis: Not again!
To be continued.