Battle of the Brains Part 3
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Continuation.
Raijin: Welcome back! Now after applying the ointment to our host...
Odine: I'm backkk!!!Aha Ahahaha!
Quistis: Maybe they should not allow GFs here.
Kiros: He's tough!
Laguna: Thanks to Dr. Kadowaki's ointment he still livez I mean lives.
Odine: We cannot accept the anzwer "hell fire" of the lazt conteztant becauze they almozt killed the handzome hozt of thiz zhow and that iz me, zo becauze of that incident the Dracula team will be disqualified!
Audience: WHAT OH NO!
Rinoa: It's all my fault huuhuhuhu!
Squall: (*smiling) Welp At least we can go home! Yehey!!
Odine: Whoopzz don't worry zince I have a golden heart, kind and mozt of all Handzome, I decided to give them another chance. They can ztill join the contest! Izn't that great!
Audience: Yehey!
Odine: Okay let'z continue "The battle of the brainzzz" For our average round, our firzt queztion iz, Vhat iz the color of the ZeeD uniform?
Zombies: Klogg! Klogg!
Fujin: WHITE?
Seifer: Yes!
Odine: darker than that!
Imps: Burp! Burp!
Irvine and Selphie: Dirty white?
Odine: common darker than that
Hotdogzilla: Fart! Fart!
Zell: I'm sure for this one..ah..ah.. Dirtiest White!!!
Odine: Sorry that's not the color!
Dracula: Achoo!
Rinoa: Black!!!
Odine: Cream iz the right anzwer!
Zell: I told you Ellone the answer for that one is cream. I knew it!
Ellone: Sorry!
Irvine: I'm not a SeeD so don't blame me Sephie!
Selphie: I'm not blaming you!
Seifer: Who cares!
Fujin: CORRECT!
Squall and Rinoa: Whatever!!!
Odine: Zecond queztion for our average round, Karma Chameleon waz zung by. our clue for thiz one iz that the zinger'z name ztartz with letter B.
Imps: Burp! Burp!
Odine: Yez?
Selphie: Beethoven?
Odine: NO!
Zombies: Klogg! Klogg!
Fujin: BILL COSBY?
Odine: No!
Hotdogzilla: Fart! Fart!
Ellone: Is it Bon Jovi?
Audience and Zell: (*sings) "I wanna lay you down in the bed of roses!" Yeah!
Odine: No!
Dracula: Achoo!
Audience: Bless you!
Rinoa: Thank you! Um.Boy George?
Odine: The correct anzwer iz BRITNEY SPEARZ
Audience: OPPSS I DID IT AGAIN.
Odine: lazt queztion for thiz round! Uh.. another GF queztion..eh.'kay It iz a GF that lookz like a giant dezert plant, clue for thiz iz that thiz GF ztartz with letter C.
Zombies: Klogg! Klogg!
Fujin: CARBUNCLE!!!
Odine: zorry Albino girl!
Imps: Burp! Burp!
Selphie: Excuse us! Chocobo! Because I love chocobos!
Odine: Zorry Mezzenger girl!
Hotdogzilla: Fart! Fart!
Ellone: How about Caraway? Yes Caraway
Caraway: (*falls from his chair) ahheeeheee! Do I look like a GF?
Rinoa: My father is not a GF, Ellone!
Ellone: Sorry Rinny!
Dracula: Achoo!
Laguna: Alright you can make it Rinny!
Kiros: I hope you can guess this one right!
Ward: ......................................
Laguna: Ohhh Ward that was long, ah Kiros please translate that to me!
Kiros: He said that I was "right"
Cid: Yippee
Angelo: Bowowow
Momba: Loire! Loire!
Quistis: Oh Squall looks ill. Poor Squall!
Trepies: Quistis! Quistis!
Quistis: Arggg! SHOCKWAVE PULSA.
Trepies: AHHH! NOT AGAIN!
Laguna: Quistis stop that! Don't be so cruel to them! They're also humans!
Trepies: Huhuhuhuuhu
Laguna: They have feelings!
Trepies: Right!
Laguna: (*almost in tears) they're ALL here to support you!
Trepies: (*crying) Right! ahhuhuuuu
Quistis: whatever!
Laguna: (*crying) They love you but what are you doing for them in exchange for that (*sobs) you're treating them as if they are.they are animals, monsters, ogres, Worthless things!!!
Trepies: (*weeping) Ahuhuhuhuhu!Waaaahhhh sob* sob* wahhh!
Laguna: You're heartless!
Trepies: Right! ahuhuhu
Quistis: If you want to, you can have them!
Laguna: Huh?
Trepies: Huh? Quistis?
Quistis: I said you could have them! I don't need them after all!
Trepies: (*thinks) Yeah you're right! Okay from now on we're not your fans anymore! Since Mr. Laguna likes us..you can call us..
Lagunies: Lagunies! Laguna! Laguna!
Laguna: Oh no me and my big mouth!
Rinoa: Cactuar! Isn't right partner?
Squall: ....(*whispering)I'm not feeling well Rinny.. aghh!
Odine: The appropriate anzwer for that iz "CID", why that iz my former co- hozt!
Cid: Hey? Why me? Excuse me I'm not a Cactus? I'll pierce you Odine with my thorns, you'll see!
Odine: Let'z have our recap for thiz game, Raij!
Raijin: (*sleeping) Zzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
Odine: RAIJINNNNNNNNN!!!!
Raijin: Oh yeah um what? Oh yes the scores for this game um.. no points for all ya know!!!
Selphie and Irvine: Yehey we have no points!
Zell and Ellone: Yippee no points Yahoo
Rinoa and Squall: Whatever!!!
Odine: And now for our final round! Let'z play Battle of Brainzzz!
Contestants (*except for Squall): Yey!!
Odine: I hope zomeone will bring home the bacon!
Zell: Bacons? Um can you change that prize into hotdogs?
Odine: Gozh! (*never mind) Let'z ztart thiz round with a cutty cute cute Fairy tale queztion
Elle, Sephie and Rinoa: Weeeee lliiiiiiiiiiiikeeeeee cuttttttty cuuuuuuuteee Fairy tales!
Odine: Complete thiz title : Znowhite and the seven __________, the clue for thiz seven iz that it ztartz with the letter D and they are zmall and cute.
Zombies: Klogg! Klogg!
Seifer: (*thinks) Starts with letter D and they are cute ..hmmm. according to my "Einstein" brains, the answer for that silly "fairy tale" question is...
Fujin and Seifer:(*in unison) DIAPERS! SNOWHITE AND THE SEVEN DIAPERS!
Raijin: Yeah that's right! I'm so impressed ya know!!! You're so genius, like me; cute and handsom...
Odine: Raij! ZHUT UP!
Seifer: Bu.but whyyyyyy? You're insulting me! You.You (*sobs)
Imps: Burp! Burp!
Odine: Try your luck Impz
Irvine and Sephie: mini diapers! Snowhite and the seven mini diapers!
Odine: Bad luck! Yez anyone?
Hotdogzilla: Fart! Fart!
Cid: You two must see Dr. Kadowaki for check-up!
Zell: So if it is not a diaper and absolutely not a mini diaper then...let me calculate things so snowhite and the seven.hmmm carry one, borrow one cannot be, borrow one from the second, divide by one, minus one, square root of one..umm.
Odine: fazter! Your time iz almost up!
Ellone and Zell: the answer is Snowhite and the seven itty-bitty-tinny- winny yellow polka dot DIAPERS!
Odine: No diapers pliz! No it'z not diaperzzzzz!
Dracula: Achoo!
Audience: Bless you again!
Rinoa: Since Squall is not feeling well, I'll answer that one for him! The answer is SNOWHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS!
Odine: HA! Did you juzt zay Dwarfzzzzz?
Rinoa: Yeah!
Odine: As in Dwarfzzzzz?
Caraway: Way to go Baby!! Yahoo!!
Laguna: Finally! My son and his Girlfriend have 1 point!!! I'm so excited! Boy I'm so excited!!
Caraway: (*raises his eyebrow) your son's girlfriend?
Laguna: oopppppsss (*he doesn't know about this)
Lagunies (*former Trepies): Laguna! Laguna!
Quistis: Hey You Trepies You should cheer my name!
Momba: Laguna! Laguna!
Angelo: Laaaaaaguuuna Lagunaaa!!
Laguna: Hey you too?
Kiros: I taught him a new trick and that is to say your name.
Laguna: Oh brother, Oh sister, Oh mother, Oh father...
Odine: If you zay Dwarfz then you're VRONGGGGG because the correct anzwer iz Znowhite and the seven Dragon ballz! Hahahahahhaha..
Griever: (*sings) NO TEN PI KAN!
Caraway: What?
Cid: Incorrect?
Laguna: I can't believe it
Rinoa: What??? Oh no! Sorry Squall! Now the host is laughing at me! Oww how terrible
Squall: (*whispers) Rinoa there's nothing wrong with your answer.
Seifer: (*to the other team) Hey you guys! Look!
Other team: What?
Seifer: the Puberty boy is whispering something to his "GF" Let's listen to them
Other team: Righty!
Squall: (*consoling Rinoa) that harebrained, despicable, ridiculous, wacky, silly clown is just using us for this show.
Rinoa: Squall? Are you alright?
Squall: Yes! In fact I remember everything!
Rinoa: Everything?
Squall: Yeah everything (*he narrated to her all the things that happened to them from the last show) there see!
Rinoa: Yes! I do remember now! I'll tell the others!
Seifer and others: Ahhhhhhh!! Owwwww!!!
Seifer: Yes I do remember it now! But what happened to us? Can't remember anything? Hmm probably the excessive use of Gfs. Um.. What shall we do?
Squall: Just keep playing this stupid game. Let him finish this show for this is his last!
Seifer: Whatever you say Mr. Commander!
Odine: Next, He'z the meanezt, toughest, Ugliezt and mozt probably more powerful enemy than Ultimecia. Ztartz with letter U.
Hotdogzilla: Fart! Fart!
Zell and Ellone: U as in Udine!
Odine: Hey! No! No! nO!!!!
Raijin: Hahaha you're wrong!
Imps: Burp! Burp!
Irvine and Sephie: Ultimate warrior!
Odine: He'z not a wreztler!
Raijin: Incorrect haha!
Zombies: Klogg! Klogg!
Seifer and Fujin: Undertaker
Raijin: Yes! that's right ya know
Odine: I zaid he'z not a wreztler!
Dracula: Achoo!
Squall and Rinoa: (*Excited) Ultima weapon!
Odine: Poor Children! The anzwer for that one iz ULTRAMAN!!!
Seifer and fujin: (*smirks) Yehey we're wrong!
Zell and Ellone: Alright!
Rinoa and Squall: Hahahahaha!
Laguna: Eh? They're happy because they don't know the right answer?
Caraway: Oh no! My daughter is going nuts!
Odine:Raij give uz the zcorez before I give the final queztion!
Raijin: Okay no scores for all!
Squall and others: (*clapping their hands) Yehey we don't have any scores!
Odine: Okay guyz thiz iz your lazt chance to win 1 million gils! Now for the final queztion, lizten carefully. GF Griever iz vhat kind of animal? Clue iz that it ztartz vith letter L
Hotdogzilla: Fart! Fart!
Zell: Lice?
Odine: Bigger than that!
Ellone: Elephant lice!
Odine: Larger than that!
Zell: I know, I know Dinosaur Lice!!!
Odine: Hmmp!
Imps: Burp! Burp!
Irvine: Lizard
Odine: Bigger than a lizard!
Sephie: Big scary Lizard with big scary teeth!
Zombies: Klogg! Klogg!
Odine: Yez?
Seifer: Bigger than Lizard eh.hmm. Alligator?
Odine: Nope
Fujin: Lacoste? It is a big company!
Odine: How about Dracula team?
Squall and Rinoa: Barney?
Odine: Oh Guyz I'm zo zorry We don't have any vinner for today! Zo the jackpot prize: 1 million gilz will be given to the mozt handsome, intelligent and macho hozt of the zhow!! And that iz ...
Seifer: In your dreams pal!
Odine: Vhat?
Audience: Huh?
Seifer: You don't expect that we will recover from this amnesia Mr. Twisted tongue Imp!
Fujin: AFFIRMATIVE!
Zell and Ellone: (*imitating the Fujin's voice) POSITIVE!
Irvine, Selphie and Rinoa: Meany! Meany! meannyyyyy!
Audience: What is happening?
Zell: Yo Guys! Let us show this clown whom is he dealing with!
Irvine, Sephie, Elle, Rin, Seif, Fu: Yeah!
Odine: Yikezzz!!!
Ellone: I'll warp you into another dimensio..
Selphie: Do over Triple Ultim..
Rinoa: Angel Win.
Fujin: ZA..
Irvine: (*gets his shotgun)
Zell: MY FINAL HEAVE.
Seifer: YOUR UGLY AND BRAINLESS HEAD IS MINE YAHHHH... CROSS FIRE
Odine: Ahhhhhhhh!
Audience: (shock)
Squall: (*stops them from attacking Odine) WAIT! Don't be so aggressive guys!
Others: Huh?
Odine: Thank you zquall Ahahaha! (*hides behind Squall)
Squall: Odine, go hide behind those bars so that they cannot hurt you.
Odine: Hahaha! You're vonderful! (then Squall locked him in)
Seifer: Squall? I don't' get it? You're helping this guy?
Rinoa: Why?
Zell: (*worried) I thought..I thought.(sobs)
Odine: (*teasing the SeeDs) Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Squall: Guys look! I know you're all itching to slaughter this guy. But think again, aren't you guys grateful and honored that he chose us to play Battle of the brains. That only means that we're clever enough to join this show!
Odine: Right! (sobs)
Seifer: hmm.wow I'm clever
Zell: (raises his hand) Um..Squall I do have a question, what exactly you want us to do?
Squall: We will give him a prize!
Irvine: What prize?
Squall: I'll ask all of you including the audience a question and some choices. Then we will decide of what we will give him as a reward.
Audience: okay!
His friends: Whatever you say!
Squall: In view of the fact that this clown, I mean this handsome [audience: Yuck], intelligent [his friends: Liar], and super macho [*in his mind~ In his dreams] host [Odine: That'z me Ahahaha] gave us the chance to be a part of this show, which means that we owe him something. Now, for my question, what will do or give to him to honor or appreciate his good deeds? Is it A. We will make a Statue of Odine and display it in front of the fire cavern.
Laguna: (curious) Do you know how to make a statue?
Squall: Of course! We will just simply dissect Odine using our Gunblades, throw all his organs and stuffed it cotton!
Audience: (disgusted) uhhh
Odine: Vhat?
Seifer: I like that idea!
Squall: Next prize, B. Seifer will cook the "Seifer's Odine Ala King"
Audience: Wow Yummy!
Cid: Odine ala King?
Squall: Seifer will use his limit break to chop and slice Odine and fry with Firaga until he is golden brown.
Odine: Gulp*
Audience: Yuck
His friends: Even better!
Squall: C. We will just forgive Odine, forget all the silly things that he brought us, and lock this place so that he cannot do these things again.
His friends: That's unfair!
Odine: Letter C, LETTER C!!!!
Squall: Or D. All of the above except letter c, meaning both A and B! I want all of you to think and vote now. (Squall gives them time to think)
Cid: I will not allow this violence to my garden!
Caraway: Me too!
Laguna: hmmm..I don't know. How about you Kiros?
Kiros: But we must teach that clown a lesson!
Ward: ....
Angelo: Grrr arf arf!
Momba: Loire loire
Lagunies: We don't care about him! Laguna laguna!
Quistis: Welp I don't like to see Odine everyday in the fire cavern. That would be a nightmare!
Squall: So friends what will it be?
Zell and Ellone: D! all of the above!
Fujin, Irvine and Sephie: D! all of the above!
Squall: 5 votes for D, kay next, yes sweetie?
Rinoa: Um.. I don't know. I'm still thinking!
Squall: Okay I'll just call you again later.
Seifer: Definitely letter D!
Squall: 6 votes for D, audience?
Cid: I strongly disagree with the 3 violent ideas so maybe I'll chose letter C!
Caraway: C!
Laguna: Although all of you hate him, I cannot allow you all to act like terrorist especially you Squall because you're my son! We should forgive and forget! So letter C!
Angelo and Momba : Hurrah! Laguna!
Lagunies: Laguna! Laguna!
Laguna: Thank you! thank you!
Kiros: C!
Quistis: Sorry guys! Although I like you guys to have fun with him, to avenge for what he did, well as your instructor, we should not do things like that so my answer is letter C! Forgive and forget
Squall: Ward?
Ward: .
Kiros: I'll translate that to all of you. He said that his answer is letter c because although he hated Odine so much, he doesn't like the idea that you will torture him just to take vengeance for what he has done to all of you. Okay let's say that you have accomplished your goal, then what? His ghost will haunt all of you...would you like that to happen?
Odine: Yezzzz!
Squall: Whoaa that was emotional and quite long for Ward's short response! Folks we have a tie 6 votes for letters C and D
Seifer: A tie? Oh bummer! What now! Hey Squall we cannot accept Ward's answer because we're not sure if Kiros is telling the truth about Ward's vote!
Zell and others: Yeah!
Squall: Don't worry! We still have Rinoa to VOTE! So what will it be Rinny?
Rinoa: I'll stick with my father's answer sorry guys, Mr. Ward is right! I'm scared of ghost! I
Squall: A tie again!
Odine: Yahoo! Yippee!
Zell: How about you Squall? Please vote so that we can decide now on what will be the fate of that lunatic mor..
Ellone: Yes please vote!
Squall: Okay! I'll vote! I'll choose letter.
His friends: (*crossing their fingers) D D D D D!
Audience: C C C C C C!
Squall: Between C and D I'll choose letter..
Odine: C C C C C C!!!
Squall: Like my father and Rinoa said I'll choose letter C!
Odine: BRAVO! NIZEE ANZWER!
His friends: WHAT! Supermega bummer!tsk tsk tsk!
Squall: Okay guys The C votes have it! Let's leave this place, come on let's go!
His friends: Ohh! KillJoy!
Audience: Hay at last we could rest!
Laguna: Nice decision Squall! I know you're a good boy! (*rub Squall's head)
Squall: That was nothing dad! guys let's go home and close this place.
Audience: Okay
Seifer: You let us down Squall! I thought you want us to get even with that monster!
Squall: Yes that is true!
Zell: then why do you choose letter C instead of D? (*Odine can still be heard laughing)
Squall: (*ignoring them) Um.Wait Guys!
Audience and his friends: Huh?
Squall: We're forgetting something; Say Goodnight and goodbye to Odine!
Audience: Goodnight Odine! Good bye
Odine: Bye bye and thank you hahaha
Squall: Good night Odine and Sweet dreams or should I say Sweet nightmares!
Odine: thank yo.Vhat?
Squall: And oh.please take care of my pet Griever!
Odine: Griever? (oh no thiz cage?)
His friends: (smiling) Ow yes that is Griever's cage! You're truly a genius Squall! Whoo hoo way to go Squall!
Odine: VHAT? GRIEVER'Z CAAAAGEE
Squall: And Griever..
Griever: YES MASTER! Anything just don't do that limit break again! Meow!
Squall: MAKE HIM BLEED!!! HAHAHA good night Odine! Okay friends let's lock this place
Griever: ROAR!
Odine: OH NO Nice kitty kitty
Griever: SHOCKWAVE PULZAR! ROAR!
Odine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ARGGGGGGGGGGG!! HELPPPPPP!!
~ the end ~
The author: Welp yes..another happy ending. Comments? Suggestions? Any violent reactions? Just lemme know. Any reviews will be accepted, but please don't kill me.
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Continuation.
Raijin: Welcome back! Now after applying the ointment to our host...
Odine: I'm backkk!!!Aha Ahahaha!
Quistis: Maybe they should not allow GFs here.
Kiros: He's tough!
Laguna: Thanks to Dr. Kadowaki's ointment he still livez I mean lives.
Odine: We cannot accept the anzwer "hell fire" of the lazt conteztant becauze they almozt killed the handzome hozt of thiz zhow and that iz me, zo becauze of that incident the Dracula team will be disqualified!
Audience: WHAT OH NO!
Rinoa: It's all my fault huuhuhuhu!
Squall: (*smiling) Welp At least we can go home! Yehey!!
Odine: Whoopzz don't worry zince I have a golden heart, kind and mozt of all Handzome, I decided to give them another chance. They can ztill join the contest! Izn't that great!
Audience: Yehey!
Odine: Okay let'z continue "The battle of the brainzzz" For our average round, our firzt queztion iz, Vhat iz the color of the ZeeD uniform?
Zombies: Klogg! Klogg!
Fujin: WHITE?
Seifer: Yes!
Odine: darker than that!
Imps: Burp! Burp!
Irvine and Selphie: Dirty white?
Odine: common darker than that
Hotdogzilla: Fart! Fart!
Zell: I'm sure for this one..ah..ah.. Dirtiest White!!!
Odine: Sorry that's not the color!
Dracula: Achoo!
Rinoa: Black!!!
Odine: Cream iz the right anzwer!
Zell: I told you Ellone the answer for that one is cream. I knew it!
Ellone: Sorry!
Irvine: I'm not a SeeD so don't blame me Sephie!
Selphie: I'm not blaming you!
Seifer: Who cares!
Fujin: CORRECT!
Squall and Rinoa: Whatever!!!
Odine: Zecond queztion for our average round, Karma Chameleon waz zung by. our clue for thiz one iz that the zinger'z name ztartz with letter B.
Imps: Burp! Burp!
Odine: Yez?
Selphie: Beethoven?
Odine: NO!
Zombies: Klogg! Klogg!
Fujin: BILL COSBY?
Odine: No!
Hotdogzilla: Fart! Fart!
Ellone: Is it Bon Jovi?
Audience and Zell: (*sings) "I wanna lay you down in the bed of roses!" Yeah!
Odine: No!
Dracula: Achoo!
Audience: Bless you!
Rinoa: Thank you! Um.Boy George?
Odine: The correct anzwer iz BRITNEY SPEARZ
Audience: OPPSS I DID IT AGAIN.
Odine: lazt queztion for thiz round! Uh.. another GF queztion..eh.'kay It iz a GF that lookz like a giant dezert plant, clue for thiz iz that thiz GF ztartz with letter C.
Zombies: Klogg! Klogg!
Fujin: CARBUNCLE!!!
Odine: zorry Albino girl!
Imps: Burp! Burp!
Selphie: Excuse us! Chocobo! Because I love chocobos!
Odine: Zorry Mezzenger girl!
Hotdogzilla: Fart! Fart!
Ellone: How about Caraway? Yes Caraway
Caraway: (*falls from his chair) ahheeeheee! Do I look like a GF?
Rinoa: My father is not a GF, Ellone!
Ellone: Sorry Rinny!
Dracula: Achoo!
Laguna: Alright you can make it Rinny!
Kiros: I hope you can guess this one right!
Ward: ......................................
Laguna: Ohhh Ward that was long, ah Kiros please translate that to me!
Kiros: He said that I was "right"
Cid: Yippee
Angelo: Bowowow
Momba: Loire! Loire!
Quistis: Oh Squall looks ill. Poor Squall!
Trepies: Quistis! Quistis!
Quistis: Arggg! SHOCKWAVE PULSA.
Trepies: AHHH! NOT AGAIN!
Laguna: Quistis stop that! Don't be so cruel to them! They're also humans!
Trepies: Huhuhuhuuhu
Laguna: They have feelings!
Trepies: Right!
Laguna: (*almost in tears) they're ALL here to support you!
Trepies: (*crying) Right! ahhuhuuuu
Quistis: whatever!
Laguna: (*crying) They love you but what are you doing for them in exchange for that (*sobs) you're treating them as if they are.they are animals, monsters, ogres, Worthless things!!!
Trepies: (*weeping) Ahuhuhuhuhu!Waaaahhhh sob* sob* wahhh!
Laguna: You're heartless!
Trepies: Right! ahuhuhu
Quistis: If you want to, you can have them!
Laguna: Huh?
Trepies: Huh? Quistis?
Quistis: I said you could have them! I don't need them after all!
Trepies: (*thinks) Yeah you're right! Okay from now on we're not your fans anymore! Since Mr. Laguna likes us..you can call us..
Lagunies: Lagunies! Laguna! Laguna!
Laguna: Oh no me and my big mouth!
Rinoa: Cactuar! Isn't right partner?
Squall: ....(*whispering)I'm not feeling well Rinny.. aghh!
Odine: The appropriate anzwer for that iz "CID", why that iz my former co- hozt!
Cid: Hey? Why me? Excuse me I'm not a Cactus? I'll pierce you Odine with my thorns, you'll see!
Odine: Let'z have our recap for thiz game, Raij!
Raijin: (*sleeping) Zzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
Odine: RAIJINNNNNNNNN!!!!
Raijin: Oh yeah um what? Oh yes the scores for this game um.. no points for all ya know!!!
Selphie and Irvine: Yehey we have no points!
Zell and Ellone: Yippee no points Yahoo
Rinoa and Squall: Whatever!!!
Odine: And now for our final round! Let'z play Battle of Brainzzz!
Contestants (*except for Squall): Yey!!
Odine: I hope zomeone will bring home the bacon!
Zell: Bacons? Um can you change that prize into hotdogs?
Odine: Gozh! (*never mind) Let'z ztart thiz round with a cutty cute cute Fairy tale queztion
Elle, Sephie and Rinoa: Weeeee lliiiiiiiiiiiikeeeeee cuttttttty cuuuuuuuteee Fairy tales!
Odine: Complete thiz title : Znowhite and the seven __________, the clue for thiz seven iz that it ztartz with the letter D and they are zmall and cute.
Zombies: Klogg! Klogg!
Seifer: (*thinks) Starts with letter D and they are cute ..hmmm. according to my "Einstein" brains, the answer for that silly "fairy tale" question is...
Fujin and Seifer:(*in unison) DIAPERS! SNOWHITE AND THE SEVEN DIAPERS!
Raijin: Yeah that's right! I'm so impressed ya know!!! You're so genius, like me; cute and handsom...
Odine: Raij! ZHUT UP!
Seifer: Bu.but whyyyyyy? You're insulting me! You.You (*sobs)
Imps: Burp! Burp!
Odine: Try your luck Impz
Irvine and Sephie: mini diapers! Snowhite and the seven mini diapers!
Odine: Bad luck! Yez anyone?
Hotdogzilla: Fart! Fart!
Cid: You two must see Dr. Kadowaki for check-up!
Zell: So if it is not a diaper and absolutely not a mini diaper then...let me calculate things so snowhite and the seven.hmmm carry one, borrow one cannot be, borrow one from the second, divide by one, minus one, square root of one..umm.
Odine: fazter! Your time iz almost up!
Ellone and Zell: the answer is Snowhite and the seven itty-bitty-tinny- winny yellow polka dot DIAPERS!
Odine: No diapers pliz! No it'z not diaperzzzzz!
Dracula: Achoo!
Audience: Bless you again!
Rinoa: Since Squall is not feeling well, I'll answer that one for him! The answer is SNOWHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS!
Odine: HA! Did you juzt zay Dwarfzzzzz?
Rinoa: Yeah!
Odine: As in Dwarfzzzzz?
Caraway: Way to go Baby!! Yahoo!!
Laguna: Finally! My son and his Girlfriend have 1 point!!! I'm so excited! Boy I'm so excited!!
Caraway: (*raises his eyebrow) your son's girlfriend?
Laguna: oopppppsss (*he doesn't know about this)
Lagunies (*former Trepies): Laguna! Laguna!
Quistis: Hey You Trepies You should cheer my name!
Momba: Laguna! Laguna!
Angelo: Laaaaaaguuuna Lagunaaa!!
Laguna: Hey you too?
Kiros: I taught him a new trick and that is to say your name.
Laguna: Oh brother, Oh sister, Oh mother, Oh father...
Odine: If you zay Dwarfz then you're VRONGGGGG because the correct anzwer iz Znowhite and the seven Dragon ballz! Hahahahahhaha..
Griever: (*sings) NO TEN PI KAN!
Caraway: What?
Cid: Incorrect?
Laguna: I can't believe it
Rinoa: What??? Oh no! Sorry Squall! Now the host is laughing at me! Oww how terrible
Squall: (*whispers) Rinoa there's nothing wrong with your answer.
Seifer: (*to the other team) Hey you guys! Look!
Other team: What?
Seifer: the Puberty boy is whispering something to his "GF" Let's listen to them
Other team: Righty!
Squall: (*consoling Rinoa) that harebrained, despicable, ridiculous, wacky, silly clown is just using us for this show.
Rinoa: Squall? Are you alright?
Squall: Yes! In fact I remember everything!
Rinoa: Everything?
Squall: Yeah everything (*he narrated to her all the things that happened to them from the last show) there see!
Rinoa: Yes! I do remember now! I'll tell the others!
Seifer and others: Ahhhhhhh!! Owwwww!!!
Seifer: Yes I do remember it now! But what happened to us? Can't remember anything? Hmm probably the excessive use of Gfs. Um.. What shall we do?
Squall: Just keep playing this stupid game. Let him finish this show for this is his last!
Seifer: Whatever you say Mr. Commander!
Odine: Next, He'z the meanezt, toughest, Ugliezt and mozt probably more powerful enemy than Ultimecia. Ztartz with letter U.
Hotdogzilla: Fart! Fart!
Zell and Ellone: U as in Udine!
Odine: Hey! No! No! nO!!!!
Raijin: Hahaha you're wrong!
Imps: Burp! Burp!
Irvine and Sephie: Ultimate warrior!
Odine: He'z not a wreztler!
Raijin: Incorrect haha!
Zombies: Klogg! Klogg!
Seifer and Fujin: Undertaker
Raijin: Yes! that's right ya know
Odine: I zaid he'z not a wreztler!
Dracula: Achoo!
Squall and Rinoa: (*Excited) Ultima weapon!
Odine: Poor Children! The anzwer for that one iz ULTRAMAN!!!
Seifer and fujin: (*smirks) Yehey we're wrong!
Zell and Ellone: Alright!
Rinoa and Squall: Hahahahaha!
Laguna: Eh? They're happy because they don't know the right answer?
Caraway: Oh no! My daughter is going nuts!
Odine:Raij give uz the zcorez before I give the final queztion!
Raijin: Okay no scores for all!
Squall and others: (*clapping their hands) Yehey we don't have any scores!
Odine: Okay guyz thiz iz your lazt chance to win 1 million gils! Now for the final queztion, lizten carefully. GF Griever iz vhat kind of animal? Clue iz that it ztartz vith letter L
Hotdogzilla: Fart! Fart!
Zell: Lice?
Odine: Bigger than that!
Ellone: Elephant lice!
Odine: Larger than that!
Zell: I know, I know Dinosaur Lice!!!
Odine: Hmmp!
Imps: Burp! Burp!
Irvine: Lizard
Odine: Bigger than a lizard!
Sephie: Big scary Lizard with big scary teeth!
Zombies: Klogg! Klogg!
Odine: Yez?
Seifer: Bigger than Lizard eh.hmm. Alligator?
Odine: Nope
Fujin: Lacoste? It is a big company!
Odine: How about Dracula team?
Squall and Rinoa: Barney?
Odine: Oh Guyz I'm zo zorry We don't have any vinner for today! Zo the jackpot prize: 1 million gilz will be given to the mozt handsome, intelligent and macho hozt of the zhow!! And that iz ...
Seifer: In your dreams pal!
Odine: Vhat?
Audience: Huh?
Seifer: You don't expect that we will recover from this amnesia Mr. Twisted tongue Imp!
Fujin: AFFIRMATIVE!
Zell and Ellone: (*imitating the Fujin's voice) POSITIVE!
Irvine, Selphie and Rinoa: Meany! Meany! meannyyyyy!
Audience: What is happening?
Zell: Yo Guys! Let us show this clown whom is he dealing with!
Irvine, Sephie, Elle, Rin, Seif, Fu: Yeah!
Odine: Yikezzz!!!
Ellone: I'll warp you into another dimensio..
Selphie: Do over Triple Ultim..
Rinoa: Angel Win.
Fujin: ZA..
Irvine: (*gets his shotgun)
Zell: MY FINAL HEAVE.
Seifer: YOUR UGLY AND BRAINLESS HEAD IS MINE YAHHHH... CROSS FIRE
Odine: Ahhhhhhhh!
Audience: (shock)
Squall: (*stops them from attacking Odine) WAIT! Don't be so aggressive guys!
Others: Huh?
Odine: Thank you zquall Ahahaha! (*hides behind Squall)
Squall: Odine, go hide behind those bars so that they cannot hurt you.
Odine: Hahaha! You're vonderful! (then Squall locked him in)
Seifer: Squall? I don't' get it? You're helping this guy?
Rinoa: Why?
Zell: (*worried) I thought..I thought.(sobs)
Odine: (*teasing the SeeDs) Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Squall: Guys look! I know you're all itching to slaughter this guy. But think again, aren't you guys grateful and honored that he chose us to play Battle of the brains. That only means that we're clever enough to join this show!
Odine: Right! (sobs)
Seifer: hmm.wow I'm clever
Zell: (raises his hand) Um..Squall I do have a question, what exactly you want us to do?
Squall: We will give him a prize!
Irvine: What prize?
Squall: I'll ask all of you including the audience a question and some choices. Then we will decide of what we will give him as a reward.
Audience: okay!
His friends: Whatever you say!
Squall: In view of the fact that this clown, I mean this handsome [audience: Yuck], intelligent [his friends: Liar], and super macho [*in his mind~ In his dreams] host [Odine: That'z me Ahahaha] gave us the chance to be a part of this show, which means that we owe him something. Now, for my question, what will do or give to him to honor or appreciate his good deeds? Is it A. We will make a Statue of Odine and display it in front of the fire cavern.
Laguna: (curious) Do you know how to make a statue?
Squall: Of course! We will just simply dissect Odine using our Gunblades, throw all his organs and stuffed it cotton!
Audience: (disgusted) uhhh
Odine: Vhat?
Seifer: I like that idea!
Squall: Next prize, B. Seifer will cook the "Seifer's Odine Ala King"
Audience: Wow Yummy!
Cid: Odine ala King?
Squall: Seifer will use his limit break to chop and slice Odine and fry with Firaga until he is golden brown.
Odine: Gulp*
Audience: Yuck
His friends: Even better!
Squall: C. We will just forgive Odine, forget all the silly things that he brought us, and lock this place so that he cannot do these things again.
His friends: That's unfair!
Odine: Letter C, LETTER C!!!!
Squall: Or D. All of the above except letter c, meaning both A and B! I want all of you to think and vote now. (Squall gives them time to think)
Cid: I will not allow this violence to my garden!
Caraway: Me too!
Laguna: hmmm..I don't know. How about you Kiros?
Kiros: But we must teach that clown a lesson!
Ward: ....
Angelo: Grrr arf arf!
Momba: Loire loire
Lagunies: We don't care about him! Laguna laguna!
Quistis: Welp I don't like to see Odine everyday in the fire cavern. That would be a nightmare!
Squall: So friends what will it be?
Zell and Ellone: D! all of the above!
Fujin, Irvine and Sephie: D! all of the above!
Squall: 5 votes for D, kay next, yes sweetie?
Rinoa: Um.. I don't know. I'm still thinking!
Squall: Okay I'll just call you again later.
Seifer: Definitely letter D!
Squall: 6 votes for D, audience?
Cid: I strongly disagree with the 3 violent ideas so maybe I'll chose letter C!
Caraway: C!
Laguna: Although all of you hate him, I cannot allow you all to act like terrorist especially you Squall because you're my son! We should forgive and forget! So letter C!
Angelo and Momba : Hurrah! Laguna!
Lagunies: Laguna! Laguna!
Laguna: Thank you! thank you!
Kiros: C!
Quistis: Sorry guys! Although I like you guys to have fun with him, to avenge for what he did, well as your instructor, we should not do things like that so my answer is letter C! Forgive and forget
Squall: Ward?
Ward: .
Kiros: I'll translate that to all of you. He said that his answer is letter c because although he hated Odine so much, he doesn't like the idea that you will torture him just to take vengeance for what he has done to all of you. Okay let's say that you have accomplished your goal, then what? His ghost will haunt all of you...would you like that to happen?
Odine: Yezzzz!
Squall: Whoaa that was emotional and quite long for Ward's short response! Folks we have a tie 6 votes for letters C and D
Seifer: A tie? Oh bummer! What now! Hey Squall we cannot accept Ward's answer because we're not sure if Kiros is telling the truth about Ward's vote!
Zell and others: Yeah!
Squall: Don't worry! We still have Rinoa to VOTE! So what will it be Rinny?
Rinoa: I'll stick with my father's answer sorry guys, Mr. Ward is right! I'm scared of ghost! I
Squall: A tie again!
Odine: Yahoo! Yippee!
Zell: How about you Squall? Please vote so that we can decide now on what will be the fate of that lunatic mor..
Ellone: Yes please vote!
Squall: Okay! I'll vote! I'll choose letter.
His friends: (*crossing their fingers) D D D D D!
Audience: C C C C C C!
Squall: Between C and D I'll choose letter..
Odine: C C C C C C!!!
Squall: Like my father and Rinoa said I'll choose letter C!
Odine: BRAVO! NIZEE ANZWER!
His friends: WHAT! Supermega bummer!tsk tsk tsk!
Squall: Okay guys The C votes have it! Let's leave this place, come on let's go!
His friends: Ohh! KillJoy!
Audience: Hay at last we could rest!
Laguna: Nice decision Squall! I know you're a good boy! (*rub Squall's head)
Squall: That was nothing dad! guys let's go home and close this place.
Audience: Okay
Seifer: You let us down Squall! I thought you want us to get even with that monster!
Squall: Yes that is true!
Zell: then why do you choose letter C instead of D? (*Odine can still be heard laughing)
Squall: (*ignoring them) Um.Wait Guys!
Audience and his friends: Huh?
Squall: We're forgetting something; Say Goodnight and goodbye to Odine!
Audience: Goodnight Odine! Good bye
Odine: Bye bye and thank you hahaha
Squall: Good night Odine and Sweet dreams or should I say Sweet nightmares!
Odine: thank yo.Vhat?
Squall: And oh.please take care of my pet Griever!
Odine: Griever? (oh no thiz cage?)
His friends: (smiling) Ow yes that is Griever's cage! You're truly a genius Squall! Whoo hoo way to go Squall!
Odine: VHAT? GRIEVER'Z CAAAAGEE
Squall: And Griever..
Griever: YES MASTER! Anything just don't do that limit break again! Meow!
Squall: MAKE HIM BLEED!!! HAHAHA good night Odine! Okay friends let's lock this place
Griever: ROAR!
Odine: OH NO Nice kitty kitty
Griever: SHOCKWAVE PULZAR! ROAR!
Odine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ARGGGGGGGGGGG!! HELPPPPPP!!
~ the end ~
The author: Welp yes..another happy ending. Comments? Suggestions? Any violent reactions? Just lemme know. Any reviews will be accepted, but please don't kill me.