The insanity begins
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
J.P.: What are we going to do tonight Dragon Tamer?
Dragon Tamer: Same thing we do every night J.P., TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
J.P.: Since when do we do that ever night?
Dragon Tamer: Good question, hmmm, I know what we can do!
J.P.: WHAT!?!
Dragon Tamer: Write crazy fan fiction with the cast of Yu-gi-oh, Dragon ball Z, and lord of the rings!
J.P.: Why?
Dragon Tamer: for our own cruel amusement
J.P: Can we bash every one and randomly bring in people from Pokemon so they can get sniped ten seconds later?
D.T.: Sure!
J.P: I'll get the DBZ cast, you get Yu-gi-oh and Lord of the rings
D.T.: Let the insanity begin!!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha, *hacking cough* ha!
J.P.: Hu???
Yugi: Where am I?
D.T.: In our crazy warped world, Muhaha
J.P.: STOP LAUGHING EVILY!!!
D.T: FINE!! Wait, we didn't introduce our characters!
J.P.: O.k, I'll introduce J.P., J.P. is feeling sad because-
D.T.: Stop referring to your self in third person!!
J.P.: Fine
D.T: I'd like to introduce Mr. Wax, he has a nasty habit of surviving impossible deaths
J.P.: This is Rabid fan girl, a.k.a R.F.G, her name is pretty self explanatory
R.F.G.: Is that Yugi!!! *glomps Yugi*
Yugi: Can't breathe....
*D.T. hands Yugi a crow bar for her own amusement* After about twenty minutes of trying to pry her off Yugi waits for R.F.G to let go
J.P.: Should we help him?
D.T. & J.P.: Naw!
Ally: Are you two writing bashing flicks again???
J.P: Maybe
Ally: I WANNA HELP!!!
D.T.: OK!
JP: DIE POKEMON DIE!!! Who wants to kill pikachu
Bakura: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
JP: Put him on a very smooth surface, then quite suddenly put him on a very rough surface, then if he survives the shock, snipe him
Ally: I think he will survive
JP: Shut up you! *takes pikachu and starts his plan*
Pikachu: Pi? GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Then out of no where a giant thunder bolt kills Bakura and temporarily stuns the fan fic cast* *Bakura is then run over by a giant balloon boulder*
DT: And since the rubber cancels out the thunder Bakura lives
Bakura: I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*He is then squished by a giant penguin*
Penguin: Honk
DT: Well that was odd.....
Ally: You and JP are writing this, what do you expect?
JP: GIVE THEM ALL CAKE AND ICE CREAM!!!!
Everyone: O_o
R.F.G: Ooops!
DT: What did you do now?
R.F.G: I gloped him to death *Yugi's corpse twitches*
Yugi: I'm not quite dead
R.F.G: YAY! Now I can do your make up!!!
Yugi: Ummm, never mind! *dies*
Tea: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
R.F.G: DIE TEA!!! *Stuffs small Vietnamese children in her mouth*
Tea: *Dies*
Ally: YAY
Bulbasur: Bulba?
JP: THERES ANOTHER ONE!!! KILL IT!!!
DT: OK ^-^ *whistles* *A killer rabid squirrel spinning and mooing rips of his head*
JP: Much better ^_^
Ally: I want Trunks!!!!
DT: Not this AGAIN!!!
Trunks: *appears*
R.F.G: TRUNKS!!!
Ally: Back off, he's mine!!! *glomp*
Trunks: Ahhhhhh! Get off get it off!!!!
Ally: *slaps Trunks*
Trunks: Ow.....
Legolas: Ummm, where am I????
D.T.: In my crazy warped world ^-^
Legolas: Okay ^^
R.F.G: LEGOLAS!!!!
D.T.: Back off ho, he's mine!!!!
R.F.G: DAMN IT!!!! I NEED SOME ONE TO GLOMP!!!
D.T.: have Ash!
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R.F.G: YAY!!
Ash: Pikachu g- *Is glomped* can't feel naughty bits.....
R.F.G: You have none, I stole them! ^^
Ash: *In a much higher pitched voice than before* YOU DID WHAT!!!!!
R.F.G: I took them ^^
Ash: (whos voice is still high) PIKACHU GO!!!
Pikachu: Pi pika pi!!!
Legolas: CAN I KILL IT CAN I KILL IT!!!
D.T.: O.K ^^
Legolas: *shoots an arrow through Pikachu's neck* 10 points *does a little dance*
D.T.: Nice shot!!!
Ally: You people are weird....
JP: What did you expect? I mean really.
D.T.: I feel I should say that I should say that on the outside world JP and I just argued over the spelling of expect, I was right, and I must now call him BAKA!!!
JP: What's a Baka?
D.T.: You don't know?
JP: I feel that I should say that I am going to refer to D.T. in third person from now on, That is all.
D.T.: I DON'T WANNA BE REFERED TO IN THIRD PERSON!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ally: Can I kill Trunks, he's mean!!!!
JP: That IS what this fic is for, isn't it?
Ally: YAY!!! *Tries to kill Trunks* Damn he won't die!!! D.T. fuse with me!!!!
D.T.: Okay.
Both: FU SH ION
JP: HA!
*They fuse to reveal SUPER AUTHORESS PERSON*
S.A.P: Trunks you will die!!!
Trunks: Curses......
S.A: I summon the GOLDEN SAPTCHULA OF OUTCH!!!!
Trunks: Damness
S.A.P: Now, GOLDEN SPATCHULA OF OUTCH! ATTACK!!!!!
G.S.O.O: *spanks Trunks*
Trunks: AHHHHH IT'S DIRTY!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
S.A.P: Come back here coward!
Trunks: Mommy!!! *runs away*
JP: Can you summon Spamula?
S.A.P: ok ^^
Legolas: What's a Spamula?
JP: Taller than small buildings, can leap over card board boxes in a single bound! And.... Is high in cholesterol, IT'S THE ONE THE ONLY! SPAMULA!!!!
Spamula: *comes n stage doing the chicken dance* Hello my loyal fans!!!
JP: Hiya!
Spamula: My manager said that my many loyal fans would be here
R.F.G: Meh...
JP: MUST KILL! FUSE WITH ME SPAMULA!!!!
Spamula: Meh *fuses with JP*
Spam boy: HAha! It worked!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA WE SHAL RULE THE WORLD!!!s....
S.A.P: We already do, sorry, want the us?
Spam boy: No, the states suck (note: Sorry all Americans)
S.A.P: What's your attack?
Spam boy: stroke!
S.A.P: Okay
R.F.G: *Is slowly heading to the door*
Spam boy: STOP RIGHT THERE WENCH
R.F.G: Damn it!!!! Fine, kill me fast.....
Spam boy: NO!!! I shall kill you by slowly raising your cholesterol!!!!!
R.F.G: Oh shit....
Spam boy: Six years later!!!
S.A.P: It's only six minutes!
Spam boy: Oh well, good enough!
R.F.G: STROKE STROKE!!!
Legolas: Were not in a boat
R.F.G: No you stupid elf!!!! I'm having one!!!
Spam boy: Excellent.....
Everyone: O_o????
Spam boy: *innocently* Nothing!!!!
S.A.P: Okay....
DT: Well what do ya think?????
JP: Not bad, not bad at all
DT: I was talking to the reader.
JP: Oh, HI!!!
DT: I don't know him....
JP: Yes you do, I can prove it!
DT: Some one just do the disclaimer
Ally: None of us own squat, happy?
DT: Very ^-^
JP: That's all for now folks!
J.P.: What are we going to do tonight Dragon Tamer?
Dragon Tamer: Same thing we do every night J.P., TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
J.P.: Since when do we do that ever night?
Dragon Tamer: Good question, hmmm, I know what we can do!
J.P.: WHAT!?!
Dragon Tamer: Write crazy fan fiction with the cast of Yu-gi-oh, Dragon ball Z, and lord of the rings!
J.P.: Why?
Dragon Tamer: for our own cruel amusement
J.P: Can we bash every one and randomly bring in people from Pokemon so they can get sniped ten seconds later?
D.T.: Sure!
J.P: I'll get the DBZ cast, you get Yu-gi-oh and Lord of the rings
D.T.: Let the insanity begin!!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha, *hacking cough* ha!
J.P.: Hu???
Yugi: Where am I?
D.T.: In our crazy warped world, Muhaha
J.P.: STOP LAUGHING EVILY!!!
D.T: FINE!! Wait, we didn't introduce our characters!
J.P.: O.k, I'll introduce J.P., J.P. is feeling sad because-
D.T.: Stop referring to your self in third person!!
J.P.: Fine
D.T: I'd like to introduce Mr. Wax, he has a nasty habit of surviving impossible deaths
J.P.: This is Rabid fan girl, a.k.a R.F.G, her name is pretty self explanatory
R.F.G.: Is that Yugi!!! *glomps Yugi*
Yugi: Can't breathe....
*D.T. hands Yugi a crow bar for her own amusement* After about twenty minutes of trying to pry her off Yugi waits for R.F.G to let go
J.P.: Should we help him?
D.T. & J.P.: Naw!
Ally: Are you two writing bashing flicks again???
J.P: Maybe
Ally: I WANNA HELP!!!
D.T.: OK!
JP: DIE POKEMON DIE!!! Who wants to kill pikachu
Bakura: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
JP: Put him on a very smooth surface, then quite suddenly put him on a very rough surface, then if he survives the shock, snipe him
Ally: I think he will survive
JP: Shut up you! *takes pikachu and starts his plan*
Pikachu: Pi? GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Then out of no where a giant thunder bolt kills Bakura and temporarily stuns the fan fic cast* *Bakura is then run over by a giant balloon boulder*
DT: And since the rubber cancels out the thunder Bakura lives
Bakura: I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*He is then squished by a giant penguin*
Penguin: Honk
DT: Well that was odd.....
Ally: You and JP are writing this, what do you expect?
JP: GIVE THEM ALL CAKE AND ICE CREAM!!!!
Everyone: O_o
R.F.G: Ooops!
DT: What did you do now?
R.F.G: I gloped him to death *Yugi's corpse twitches*
Yugi: I'm not quite dead
R.F.G: YAY! Now I can do your make up!!!
Yugi: Ummm, never mind! *dies*
Tea: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
R.F.G: DIE TEA!!! *Stuffs small Vietnamese children in her mouth*
Tea: *Dies*
Ally: YAY
Bulbasur: Bulba?
JP: THERES ANOTHER ONE!!! KILL IT!!!
DT: OK ^-^ *whistles* *A killer rabid squirrel spinning and mooing rips of his head*
JP: Much better ^_^
Ally: I want Trunks!!!!
DT: Not this AGAIN!!!
Trunks: *appears*
R.F.G: TRUNKS!!!
Ally: Back off, he's mine!!! *glomp*
Trunks: Ahhhhhh! Get off get it off!!!!
Ally: *slaps Trunks*
Trunks: Ow.....
Legolas: Ummm, where am I????
D.T.: In my crazy warped world ^-^
Legolas: Okay ^^
R.F.G: LEGOLAS!!!!
D.T.: Back off ho, he's mine!!!!
R.F.G: DAMN IT!!!! I NEED SOME ONE TO GLOMP!!!
D.T.: have Ash!
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R.F.G: YAY!!
Ash: Pikachu g- *Is glomped* can't feel naughty bits.....
R.F.G: You have none, I stole them! ^^
Ash: *In a much higher pitched voice than before* YOU DID WHAT!!!!!
R.F.G: I took them ^^
Ash: (whos voice is still high) PIKACHU GO!!!
Pikachu: Pi pika pi!!!
Legolas: CAN I KILL IT CAN I KILL IT!!!
D.T.: O.K ^^
Legolas: *shoots an arrow through Pikachu's neck* 10 points *does a little dance*
D.T.: Nice shot!!!
Ally: You people are weird....
JP: What did you expect? I mean really.
D.T.: I feel I should say that I should say that on the outside world JP and I just argued over the spelling of expect, I was right, and I must now call him BAKA!!!
JP: What's a Baka?
D.T.: You don't know?
JP: I feel that I should say that I am going to refer to D.T. in third person from now on, That is all.
D.T.: I DON'T WANNA BE REFERED TO IN THIRD PERSON!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ally: Can I kill Trunks, he's mean!!!!
JP: That IS what this fic is for, isn't it?
Ally: YAY!!! *Tries to kill Trunks* Damn he won't die!!! D.T. fuse with me!!!!
D.T.: Okay.
Both: FU SH ION
JP: HA!
*They fuse to reveal SUPER AUTHORESS PERSON*
S.A.P: Trunks you will die!!!
Trunks: Curses......
S.A: I summon the GOLDEN SAPTCHULA OF OUTCH!!!!
Trunks: Damness
S.A.P: Now, GOLDEN SPATCHULA OF OUTCH! ATTACK!!!!!
G.S.O.O: *spanks Trunks*
Trunks: AHHHHH IT'S DIRTY!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
S.A.P: Come back here coward!
Trunks: Mommy!!! *runs away*
JP: Can you summon Spamula?
S.A.P: ok ^^
Legolas: What's a Spamula?
JP: Taller than small buildings, can leap over card board boxes in a single bound! And.... Is high in cholesterol, IT'S THE ONE THE ONLY! SPAMULA!!!!
Spamula: *comes n stage doing the chicken dance* Hello my loyal fans!!!
JP: Hiya!
Spamula: My manager said that my many loyal fans would be here
R.F.G: Meh...
JP: MUST KILL! FUSE WITH ME SPAMULA!!!!
Spamula: Meh *fuses with JP*
Spam boy: HAha! It worked!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA WE SHAL RULE THE WORLD!!!s....
S.A.P: We already do, sorry, want the us?
Spam boy: No, the states suck (note: Sorry all Americans)
S.A.P: What's your attack?
Spam boy: stroke!
S.A.P: Okay
R.F.G: *Is slowly heading to the door*
Spam boy: STOP RIGHT THERE WENCH
R.F.G: Damn it!!!! Fine, kill me fast.....
Spam boy: NO!!! I shall kill you by slowly raising your cholesterol!!!!!
R.F.G: Oh shit....
Spam boy: Six years later!!!
S.A.P: It's only six minutes!
Spam boy: Oh well, good enough!
R.F.G: STROKE STROKE!!!
Legolas: Were not in a boat
R.F.G: No you stupid elf!!!! I'm having one!!!
Spam boy: Excellent.....
Everyone: O_o????
Spam boy: *innocently* Nothing!!!!
S.A.P: Okay....
DT: Well what do ya think?????
JP: Not bad, not bad at all
DT: I was talking to the reader.
JP: Oh, HI!!!
DT: I don't know him....
JP: Yes you do, I can prove it!
DT: Some one just do the disclaimer
Ally: None of us own squat, happy?
DT: Very ^-^
JP: That's all for now folks!