DT: Welcome back to part 3! Of JP and DT's pointless bashing adventure!
JP: With frilly power!
DT: People are going to think I'm the guy and you're the girl
JP: You mean you're not?!
DT: *SLAP!*
JP: *on his side with large red hand print on his cheek* ow.... *twitch* No more frillys
DT: *jumps up* YES!
JP: *chanting* Clowns, clowns, clowns
DT: NO! *runs away screaming like a little boy* Wait a minute *takes a crayon and changes it to girl* there *continues her escape!*
Clown: *pops up and says in a sinister manor* Murder? *cackles*
JP: Not right now Clowny
DT: You named him Clowny? *dryly* Ever so much imagination!
JP: *in a sinister voice* Murder? *pulls a butter knife out of his pocket*
DT: Who gave you that?
Clowny: *disappears in a dark ally way to eat small children*
JP: *shifty eyes, reaches in his pocket* Sponge?
DT: It's still a knife JP
JP: You sure?
DT: Yes JP, I'm sure
JP: Blast
*Pickachu pops up*
Clowny: *reappears among a mass of little children corpses and says in the same voice* Murder?
JP: Yes Clowny, murder
Clowny: *Drags Pikachu into an alleyway unaffected by his lighting as he's wearing freakishly large and frilly rubber shoes*
DT: What did I say about frilly?
JP: I didn't tell him to wear those shoes!
DT: o.O you sure?
JP: Positive
DT: Only foolish mortals are positive *cackles*
JP: You're a mortal, right?
DT: For now..... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! *thunder lighting*
Justin: Good evil laugh
JP: Where'd you come from?
Justin: I'm DT's most used muses, I get dragged into everything
JP: Even peanut butter??
Justin: *blinks* No, I meant everything she writes
JP: Including peanut butter?
Justin: If she wrote peanut butter most likely
JP: wow *-* What loyalty!
Justin: I actually have no choose in the matter, if I didn't let my self get dragged into these things I wouldn't exist
JP: How loyal
*Every one in the studio sweat drops*
random back stage guy: What? We have a studio? HOLY-
*Scene change*
News announcer guy: This production has been temporarily interrupted for swearing. I will now try to return you to your normal program. *peeks in* *becomes Crocodile Steve* Crickey! They're still at it *walks over to DT who just set fire to one of the animators. Why are there animators? We don't know* Well isn't she a beauty! Look at the venomous claws and sharp pointy teeth
DT: What are you doing?
Steve: *takes a stick and starts poking her teeth* This is a psychotic deranged Authoress from the region of Southern Canada
DT: Do you WANT to die?
Steve: They can be very dangerous but-
DT: *bites the stick in half then claws him causing him to explode* Shame, I liked his show...
*Random tap dancing bears, elephants, and flamingos go by but explode half way. Leaving more blood and guts all over the studio*
DT: That's something you don't see every day
JP: *nods*
Clowny: Murder?
JP: No! You missed it!
Clowny: *sob* no! *runs off crying like a little girl* *comes back, steals DT's crayon, writes boy*
DT: *writes girl in marker* MUWAHAHA!!! *THUNDER AND LIGHTING*
Justin: Not again
JP: DT can we get rid of him?
DT: You can try, but he IS immortal
JP: And?
Justin: *tries to kill him self* Damned immortality
JP:*Pulls trick lever* Oh well we can try
Justin: *was standing beside the trap door* *looks down in it*
DT: *claws Justin trying to make him blow up* I'm out of venom! No! *claws JP*
JP: *blows up*
DT: NO! I lost my co-author!
JP: *Re-appears in an explosion of clown parts*
Justin: *Gets hit in the face by a clown spleen* I see I'm not needed *jumps in the pit of fluffiness*
DT: Oh well, he'll be back. So JP how did you come back and why are you wearing a flamingo feather tux?
JP: I have author powers but not fully functional since I used them to beat my baby sister at Monopoly.... And I still lost....
DT: And I thought I sucked at that game...
JP: We lost Clowny!
DT: But JP were out of time! We'll search for him in chapter 4 ok?
JP: *sniffles* ok
DT: As I made that line JP was very amused
JP: So?
Justin: *bloody as hell* I found out there was a very powerful fan at the bottom of the pit of fluffiness keeping the fluff drifting about, I on the other hand was too heavy and would be dead if I were mortal *Strikes a pose* But I'm not!
DT: That's nice. Do this disclaimer will you?
Justin: *grumbles something* DT and JP don't own anything
DT: We do too! We own our selves, you, Clowny, the pink flamingo suite, the studio is not real, but we still own it.
JP: *twisting his finger in his nose* Huh?
DT: AH! JP STOP THAT!!!
JP: What? I'm not picking my nose it's my huh pose!
DT: You're supposed to scratch your head dumb ass!
JP: Not in this chapter!
Justin: Someone kill me *dives in the pit of fluffiness but has been shredded so much he's now light enough* DAMN IT
DT: Now review or we shall throw you in the pit of fluffiness. I mean it.
JP: Stay tuned for chapter 4, Search for the missing Clowny!
JP: With frilly power!
DT: People are going to think I'm the guy and you're the girl
JP: You mean you're not?!
DT: *SLAP!*
JP: *on his side with large red hand print on his cheek* ow.... *twitch* No more frillys
DT: *jumps up* YES!
JP: *chanting* Clowns, clowns, clowns
DT: NO! *runs away screaming like a little boy* Wait a minute *takes a crayon and changes it to girl* there *continues her escape!*
Clown: *pops up and says in a sinister manor* Murder? *cackles*
JP: Not right now Clowny
DT: You named him Clowny? *dryly* Ever so much imagination!
JP: *in a sinister voice* Murder? *pulls a butter knife out of his pocket*
DT: Who gave you that?
Clowny: *disappears in a dark ally way to eat small children*
JP: *shifty eyes, reaches in his pocket* Sponge?
DT: It's still a knife JP
JP: You sure?
DT: Yes JP, I'm sure
JP: Blast
*Pickachu pops up*
Clowny: *reappears among a mass of little children corpses and says in the same voice* Murder?
JP: Yes Clowny, murder
Clowny: *Drags Pikachu into an alleyway unaffected by his lighting as he's wearing freakishly large and frilly rubber shoes*
DT: What did I say about frilly?
JP: I didn't tell him to wear those shoes!
DT: o.O you sure?
JP: Positive
DT: Only foolish mortals are positive *cackles*
JP: You're a mortal, right?
DT: For now..... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! *thunder lighting*
Justin: Good evil laugh
JP: Where'd you come from?
Justin: I'm DT's most used muses, I get dragged into everything
JP: Even peanut butter??
Justin: *blinks* No, I meant everything she writes
JP: Including peanut butter?
Justin: If she wrote peanut butter most likely
JP: wow *-* What loyalty!
Justin: I actually have no choose in the matter, if I didn't let my self get dragged into these things I wouldn't exist
JP: How loyal
*Every one in the studio sweat drops*
random back stage guy: What? We have a studio? HOLY-
*Scene change*
News announcer guy: This production has been temporarily interrupted for swearing. I will now try to return you to your normal program. *peeks in* *becomes Crocodile Steve* Crickey! They're still at it *walks over to DT who just set fire to one of the animators. Why are there animators? We don't know* Well isn't she a beauty! Look at the venomous claws and sharp pointy teeth
DT: What are you doing?
Steve: *takes a stick and starts poking her teeth* This is a psychotic deranged Authoress from the region of Southern Canada
DT: Do you WANT to die?
Steve: They can be very dangerous but-
DT: *bites the stick in half then claws him causing him to explode* Shame, I liked his show...
*Random tap dancing bears, elephants, and flamingos go by but explode half way. Leaving more blood and guts all over the studio*
DT: That's something you don't see every day
JP: *nods*
Clowny: Murder?
JP: No! You missed it!
Clowny: *sob* no! *runs off crying like a little girl* *comes back, steals DT's crayon, writes boy*
DT: *writes girl in marker* MUWAHAHA!!! *THUNDER AND LIGHTING*
Justin: Not again
JP: DT can we get rid of him?
DT: You can try, but he IS immortal
JP: And?
Justin: *tries to kill him self* Damned immortality
JP:*Pulls trick lever* Oh well we can try
Justin: *was standing beside the trap door* *looks down in it*
DT: *claws Justin trying to make him blow up* I'm out of venom! No! *claws JP*
JP: *blows up*
DT: NO! I lost my co-author!
JP: *Re-appears in an explosion of clown parts*
Justin: *Gets hit in the face by a clown spleen* I see I'm not needed *jumps in the pit of fluffiness*
DT: Oh well, he'll be back. So JP how did you come back and why are you wearing a flamingo feather tux?
JP: I have author powers but not fully functional since I used them to beat my baby sister at Monopoly.... And I still lost....
DT: And I thought I sucked at that game...
JP: We lost Clowny!
DT: But JP were out of time! We'll search for him in chapter 4 ok?
JP: *sniffles* ok
DT: As I made that line JP was very amused
JP: So?
Justin: *bloody as hell* I found out there was a very powerful fan at the bottom of the pit of fluffiness keeping the fluff drifting about, I on the other hand was too heavy and would be dead if I were mortal *Strikes a pose* But I'm not!
DT: That's nice. Do this disclaimer will you?
Justin: *grumbles something* DT and JP don't own anything
DT: We do too! We own our selves, you, Clowny, the pink flamingo suite, the studio is not real, but we still own it.
JP: *twisting his finger in his nose* Huh?
DT: AH! JP STOP THAT!!!
JP: What? I'm not picking my nose it's my huh pose!
DT: You're supposed to scratch your head dumb ass!
JP: Not in this chapter!
Justin: Someone kill me *dives in the pit of fluffiness but has been shredded so much he's now light enough* DAMN IT
DT: Now review or we shall throw you in the pit of fluffiness. I mean it.
JP: Stay tuned for chapter 4, Search for the missing Clowny!