JP: Were back again! But DT is still in the clutches of the knighit in
shiny amour
Clowny: Uhhhm.... *thinks a moment* Clutches? Murder?
JP: After!! Now to go save DT from the knight in shining armor!
*the two go into "quest mode" to save DT*
Clowny: I want cheese burger!
JP: Well.... Ok *they go to MacDonalds*
Else where....
DT: *is surrounded by the worlds best chocolate, chained to a chair, not wearing much, and being forced to eat French broccoli* No... Please... No more!
Random Stage guy: *pops up from no where* As a note to all readers who want to know how this is torture DT she can't speak french and gets frustrated when it's forced on her, she also hates broccoli
KISA: *looks at his name* Who changed- *KISA's sentence is interrupted by Clowny choking on a greasy cheese burger* that? Oh well *kills RSG with a knife, not a butter knife. Then goes back to tormenting DT*
Back to our "hero's" in "quest mode"
JP: Ok NOW we go and save DT!!
*They go to KISA's EVIL lair full of weapons of mass death. FUN!!! For Clowny. For he frolic past the spiked pit of doom. Pranced through the maze of death. And pranced into the torture chamber which DT was held in. JP on the other hand, got the crap beat out of him. Using his author powers he teleported him self, and dis-imbodied legs, to Clowny*
JP: DT!
DT: Help... Me... Too much Barny.... IN FRENCH!!! *sobs uncontrollably*
Clowny: That's sick! *Says the clown that eats small children*
JP: Don't worry, we'll save you *tries to run forward but remembers he has no legs*Actually, no *laughs hysterically then says* It's not funny! *runs away crying like a little girl, even though he has no legs. Thus, the legless man ran. Well, legless something, were not too sure*
DT: That was odd
KISA: *nod but remembers his character and resumes evil grin and making DT eat vegetables*
DT: Hmm *kicks him in face knocking his helmet off revealing another helmet. She kicked off: 12 helments 14 masks 3 normal hats 1 with a pompom 4 beards 8 mustaches 5 nose plugs 2 pink frilly flamingo feathers and one Zorro mask to reveal.... Two French hens and a partridge in pair tree, what the hell? Sorry readers, wrong list! To reveal.... Dun! Dun!! DUN!!! Justin!! Who by JP had been forced into pink filly undies*
JP: *laughing hysterically in a deep dark corner*
DT: Justin why?!
Justin: I don't know, I always hated these undies my mother gave them to me before she was killed by a Mongoose-
DT: I thought she was murdered
Justin: yes yes, by a Mongoose
DT: Well, I meant kidnapping me
Justin: Oh THAT!! Revenge! *laughs evily, lighting bolt some where in his evil dark lair* All the torment you put me thought!
JP: It was only the pit of fluffieness! And the pink undies
Justin: THAT YOU KNOW OF!!! She created me when she was 4!!! And you know how evil she is!! How evil she always has been!!
JP: No not really
Justin: Oh ok then. Well, she was really mean and evil, you get the point. Anyway... I'm sick of it and getting even! *lighting crashes lighting up the room showing delicious delicious candy choclate*
Justin: Wait a tic, I didn't laugh.... Damned Special effects guy...
DT: *giggling to her self* So my authoress powers still have a use
Justin: Well I would of gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky clowns!
JP: I'm not a clown!
Scoobyshoe: Scooby Scooby Shoe!!!
DT: This is our ScoobyDoo rip off, Scoobyshoe., we also have a shagin wagon out back. I named it Bob.
JP: It's made of pink flamingo feathers. WHICH HAVE BEEN DYED BLUE!!!! TEEHEEHEE
DT: Dude, you SO need a new evil laugh!
JP: Booger!
DT: No, now, UNTIE ME!!! *thrashes around knocking her chair over* Damn... Wizy.... Save me..
*Wizy the wonderful Wizard whizzes by on a wonderfully wet wallabies. Alliteration yaaaaay! He then set DT up right and cut her ropes*
JP: *giggles insanley and hands DT a pink frilly dress, which will cover her more then what she's currently wearing, a thong and bra*
DT: I'd rather streak *takes Wizzy's cloak leaving Wizzy in a pair of bright pink long johns*
Clowny: You two sure are having fun with the color pink
DT and JP at once: *giggling insanely* yes, just look at your shoES!!
Clowny: huh? *looks down* NOOOOOOOOO *Runs away crying like a little girl*
JP: I'm right! He is color blind! Those were yellow!
DT: Hmmmm *plots EVIL*
JP: And we end this chapter here as must go home soon, but, next chapter we are throwing things off the CN tower and we are letting reviewers make requests on what to throw. Take for instant your little brother.
DT: REVIEW OR DIE!!! *Cackles*
JP: *throws people who didn't review in the pit of fluffieness*
Clowny: Uhhhm.... *thinks a moment* Clutches? Murder?
JP: After!! Now to go save DT from the knight in shining armor!
*the two go into "quest mode" to save DT*
Clowny: I want cheese burger!
JP: Well.... Ok *they go to MacDonalds*
Else where....
DT: *is surrounded by the worlds best chocolate, chained to a chair, not wearing much, and being forced to eat French broccoli* No... Please... No more!
Random Stage guy: *pops up from no where* As a note to all readers who want to know how this is torture DT she can't speak french and gets frustrated when it's forced on her, she also hates broccoli
KISA: *looks at his name* Who changed- *KISA's sentence is interrupted by Clowny choking on a greasy cheese burger* that? Oh well *kills RSG with a knife, not a butter knife. Then goes back to tormenting DT*
Back to our "hero's" in "quest mode"
JP: Ok NOW we go and save DT!!
*They go to KISA's EVIL lair full of weapons of mass death. FUN!!! For Clowny. For he frolic past the spiked pit of doom. Pranced through the maze of death. And pranced into the torture chamber which DT was held in. JP on the other hand, got the crap beat out of him. Using his author powers he teleported him self, and dis-imbodied legs, to Clowny*
JP: DT!
DT: Help... Me... Too much Barny.... IN FRENCH!!! *sobs uncontrollably*
Clowny: That's sick! *Says the clown that eats small children*
JP: Don't worry, we'll save you *tries to run forward but remembers he has no legs*Actually, no *laughs hysterically then says* It's not funny! *runs away crying like a little girl, even though he has no legs. Thus, the legless man ran. Well, legless something, were not too sure*
DT: That was odd
KISA: *nod but remembers his character and resumes evil grin and making DT eat vegetables*
DT: Hmm *kicks him in face knocking his helmet off revealing another helmet. She kicked off: 12 helments 14 masks 3 normal hats 1 with a pompom 4 beards 8 mustaches 5 nose plugs 2 pink frilly flamingo feathers and one Zorro mask to reveal.... Two French hens and a partridge in pair tree, what the hell? Sorry readers, wrong list! To reveal.... Dun! Dun!! DUN!!! Justin!! Who by JP had been forced into pink filly undies*
JP: *laughing hysterically in a deep dark corner*
DT: Justin why?!
Justin: I don't know, I always hated these undies my mother gave them to me before she was killed by a Mongoose-
DT: I thought she was murdered
Justin: yes yes, by a Mongoose
DT: Well, I meant kidnapping me
Justin: Oh THAT!! Revenge! *laughs evily, lighting bolt some where in his evil dark lair* All the torment you put me thought!
JP: It was only the pit of fluffieness! And the pink undies
Justin: THAT YOU KNOW OF!!! She created me when she was 4!!! And you know how evil she is!! How evil she always has been!!
JP: No not really
Justin: Oh ok then. Well, she was really mean and evil, you get the point. Anyway... I'm sick of it and getting even! *lighting crashes lighting up the room showing delicious delicious candy choclate*
Justin: Wait a tic, I didn't laugh.... Damned Special effects guy...
DT: *giggling to her self* So my authoress powers still have a use
Justin: Well I would of gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky clowns!
JP: I'm not a clown!
Scoobyshoe: Scooby Scooby Shoe!!!
DT: This is our ScoobyDoo rip off, Scoobyshoe., we also have a shagin wagon out back. I named it Bob.
JP: It's made of pink flamingo feathers. WHICH HAVE BEEN DYED BLUE!!!! TEEHEEHEE
DT: Dude, you SO need a new evil laugh!
JP: Booger!
DT: No, now, UNTIE ME!!! *thrashes around knocking her chair over* Damn... Wizy.... Save me..
*Wizy the wonderful Wizard whizzes by on a wonderfully wet wallabies. Alliteration yaaaaay! He then set DT up right and cut her ropes*
JP: *giggles insanley and hands DT a pink frilly dress, which will cover her more then what she's currently wearing, a thong and bra*
DT: I'd rather streak *takes Wizzy's cloak leaving Wizzy in a pair of bright pink long johns*
Clowny: You two sure are having fun with the color pink
DT and JP at once: *giggling insanely* yes, just look at your shoES!!
Clowny: huh? *looks down* NOOOOOOOOO *Runs away crying like a little girl*
JP: I'm right! He is color blind! Those were yellow!
DT: Hmmmm *plots EVIL*
JP: And we end this chapter here as must go home soon, but, next chapter we are throwing things off the CN tower and we are letting reviewers make requests on what to throw. Take for instant your little brother.
DT: REVIEW OR DIE!!! *Cackles*
JP: *throws people who didn't review in the pit of fluffieness*