Obsessions
By Cheesecat142
Disclaimer: I may not OWN him, but Koga still tastes good in a stew! Oh, and I don't own the rest of the crew either.
Koga: What in all the hells is that about?!
Cheesecat142: Wolf stew is good^_^.
Koga: You sick and twisted bastard...
Chapter 3: Kidnapped, on purpose
"He can't be!" Sango exclaimed.
"Of course he can, you see how weird he acts around her," Miroku said in a hushed voice. They had gotten back to the argument they were having before Kagome had come along. What Inuyasha was obsessed with.
"But then we'd have to make Kagome go home!" They had figured it out.
"Unless..."
"What are you thinking now?"
"You know how Koga loves her?"
"Yeah."
"Well, why don't we just get him to kidnap her again?"
"I don't like where this is going..."
"But it's our only way to get Kagome away from Inuyasha, while also being monitored, so she doesn't give in to her obsession!"
"Fine, we know where the den is. I'll go to him tonight."
"Who's den?" Said Shippo sleepily.
"Go away Shippo, we are having an adult conversation," Sango said coolly.
"So?" came the reply.
"Does the word ADULT mean anything to you?" And with that, Miroku kicked him away like a furry soccer ball.
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Sango approached the den cautiously, careful not to wake up any sleeping wolf demons. The same thing kept running through her head. 'I must not kill, I must not kill, I must not kill...'
"What brings you here?" Sango jumped and spun around. It was Koga. "Wait, you're that girl that always hangs around Kagome and that insolent puppy."
"Yeah, that would be me," Sango said dully.
"What business do you have here?"
"Well, the crew, meaning Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Shippo, and I(she left out Sesshomaru for reasons unknown), has been put under a curse that makes you obsessed with something," she was rushing, "and Inuyasha's obsessed with Kagome."
"What?!"
"Yeah."
"What'd you tell me this for?"
"There's more. The only cure is to stay as far away from it as possible, or fight it. We were wondering if you could kidnap Kagome for us, without putting her in any danger."
"No problem. I'd be glad to!"
"Good," she said turning away, "oh, and make sure she doesn't dance, that's her obsession." Sango gave him a smile and walked away. Koga just stood there, dumbfounded.
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The next morning, Kagome hummed as she grilled some fish. Inuyasha was watching her once again, but this time, from up in a tree.
"Inuyasha! Come down from there and have some breakfast!" Kagome yelled.
"No way!" He replied.
"You gotta eat sometime! I mean, you didn't have dinner last night!"
"Fine!" Inuyasha jumped down and joined the rest.
As they finished up breakfast, Kagome stood up and stretched.
"I think I'll go take a bath," she said walking away, "and you guys better not look!" But Kagome never got the chance. As soon as she started to walk towards the hot spring, Koga jumped out and caught her.
"Haha! Got you again, darling!" He said and jumped off towards the den.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Inuyasha roared.
"Oh dear, I think Kagome was kidnapped by Koga again," said Miroku, trying to sound surprised.
"NO DUH!" Inuyasha shot back. "Do either of you know where the den is?"
"Nope," said Miroku and Sango together.
"I D-" Shippo started to say, but was cut off by Miroku kicking him down the cliff.
"I guess I'll have to find her myself!" Inuyasha said.
"We'll help!" Sango exclaimed. That way they could lead him away from the den.
"Ok, let's go get our jewel detector back!" Inuyasha replied as he walked away. Sango sighed. He was so stubborn. Miroku chose that time to grope her.
"AIIIEEEEE!" Sango screamed as she slapped Miroku.
"Ow! What did you do that for? Now I have filth on my face!" Miroku said as he went to wipe it off, but Sango stopped him.
"Hey, we're supposed to be fighting the obsession, remember?!"
"Oh yeah..."
As they walked to the East(Koga lives in the West, therefore, the possibility of finding Kagome in the East= zero) Sango couldn't help thinking that this was going to be a long and bumpy ride.
HAHA! It's done! Everyone, behold the glory that is chapter 3! Thanks for all the reviews!(You guys like me! You really like me!)
Koga: Why'd you have to drag me into this?
Inuyasha: Quit complaining, you flea-covered hound!
Koga: Insolent puppy!
Cheesecat142: Break it up, break it up! You guys got it all wrong! Koga's going to be wolf stew and Inuyasha's a mutt!
Koga+ Inuyasha: WHAT!?
Cheesecat142:*backs away* Hey, I was just kidding!
Miroku: Hey Cheesecat! Where do you want me to put this vat you asked for?
Cheesecat142: MIROKU!
Koga:*growls*
Miroku: Wha-- oh...
Koga: *lunges at Cheesecat142, who runs out of the room*