What Happens When the Cast of Rurouni Kenshin Stays at my House
By Cheesecat142
Disclaimer: No, I don't own the cast of Rurouni Kenshin, they just stay at my house on vacation.
A/N: I wrote this story out of sheer boredom. I don't care if you review or not. I know, I'm desperate.
Day 1
Kenshin: Doing the laundry, hum hum hum, humdy dum de dum.
Cheesecat142: Now Kenshin, you are my guest. Let me do the laundry.
Kenshin: NOOOOOO!! MY LAUNDRY! *huggles laundry*
Cheesecat142: MY LAUNDRY! *grabs basket*
Kenshin: MINE!
Cheesecat142: MINE!
Kenshin: MINE!
Cheesecat142: MINE!
Kenshin: *eyes turn amber* MINE!
Cheesecat142: Ok, you win!
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Cheesecat142: *snuggles up to Sanosuke* This is a good movie!
Sano: *wraps arm around Cheesecat142* Yes, it is.
Megumi: *growls*
Yahiko: *to the camera* Yes, Cheesecat and Megumi have a VERY testy relationship.
Sano: *eats popcorn*
Cheesecat142+Megumi: *stare at each other, then lunge for the bowl of popcorn*
Sano: Ummm...
Cheesecat142: *puppy eyes* You love me, right?
Sano: Of course!
Cheesecat142: *smirks*
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Hiko: *snore*
Cheesecat142: *sneaks up on Hiko* WAKE UP!!
Hiko: *jumps up* WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW!?
Cheesecat142: *stands up tall* Teach me the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu!
Hiko: Why?
Cheesecat142: *pouts* Because I want to be strong. PLEASE!
Hiko: I'll sleep on it. *lies down*
Cheesecat142: *does a silent victory dance*
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Cheesecat142: What am I going to do with all these extra papers?
Shishio: I'll burn them for you!
Cheesecat142: Now, now, fire isn't a very good thing to play with. And besides, you don't want to get burnt again, do you?
Shishio: Awww, come on. You suck the fun out of everything!
Cheesecat142: Yes, I know!
Soujiro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cheesecat142: *scoots away*
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Saito: *takes a puff out of his cigarette*
Cheesecat142: *hits Saito with a bag of bricks* NO SMOKING!
Saito: Fine! *throws his cigarette into the ashtray*
Cheesecat142: That's better, isn't it.
Saito: Whatever. I have no time to listen to someone who keeps obsessing over Rooster-head.
Cheesecat142: *smacks Saito again, knocking him out* Don't call Sano Rooster-head!
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Misao: Come on Aoshi! Cheesecat's house is NOT a temple!
Aoshi: *meditates*
Cheesecat142: *walks in* Aoshi!
Aoshi: What?
Cheesecat142: Dinner's ready and you're STILL meditating!?
Aoshi: It is?! *gets up and walks to the dining room*
Misao: *walks past Cheesecat142* I don't get it? How do you do it?
Cheesecat142: *follows Misao* I don't know...
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Sano: Takes a bite of his turkey leg* Yum, this is good!
Cheesecat142: Thank you!
Yahiko: I double that! You're almost as good as Kenshin!
Kenshin: *swallows food* Why thank you, Yahiko!
Kaoru: *stares at plate* I don't get it. Why didn't Cheesecat let me cook?
Everyone else: *stares at Kaoru*
Kaoru: What?!
Cheesecat142: You're my guest! It's my job to serve you! *looks around nervously*
Kenshin: I'm sure she meant good of it, Miss Kaoru, that she did.
Cheesecat142: Why thank you, Kenshin.
Kenshin: Think nothing of it!
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Cheesecat142: *brushes teeth* Hiko, are you going to brush your teeth? Your breath smells like sake.
Hiko: Whatever. *starts to brush teeth*
Yahiko: *spits out toothpaste* Yes! I beat my record! I brushed my teeth for a full seven minutes!
Cheesecat142:*rinses* I don't see how anyone would want to set a tooth-brushing record...
Yahiko: Take that! *starts to tickle Cheesecat142*
Cheesecat142: NOOOOOO!! STOOOP!!! *laughs hysterically*
Yahiko: I won't stop until you are crying from laughing so hard!!! *keeps on tickling*
Cheesecat142: PLEASE STOP! I BEG OF YOU! *starts to cry from laughing*
Yahiko: *stops* There.
Cheesecat142: *clutches stomach* Ow, now my stomach hurts!
Hiko: *stares, then walks away*
A/N: Hey, hey! Here's day 1 from my imaginary vacation with the crew! They're so fun! I know, I'm obsessed, but I can't help it...