What Happens When the Cast of Rurouni Kenshin Stays at my House
By Cheesecat142
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, yada, yada, yada...
Day 2 (skit day)
Cheesecat142: Ok! Today is skit day! We all get to pick a cast member and imitate them. It can be silly or serious. Kenshin will be judging!
Kenshin: Our first performance will be Yahiko, imitating Kaoru. *mumbles* This can't be good.
Yahiko: *walks to the front of the room, wearing a kimono(bad picture)* Hello! My name is Kaoru! I think I'm soooo sexy, but I'm ugly as heck!
Kaoru: *growls*
Yahiko: Did I mention I suck at cooking! Yes, I make everyone barf!
Kaoru: YAHIKO!
Yahiko: Ok, I'm done!
Kenshin: Well, that was certainly entertaining! Next will be Cheesecat142 imitating... AOSHI!
Cheesecat142: *walks on stage, wearing Aoshi's trench coat, which is WAY to big* ...
Aoshi: Hey! How'd you get that?!
Cheesecat142: I am Aoshi, and I want to be the strongest! I must beat Himura the Battosai!
Aoshi: ...
Cheesecat142: I shall beat him with my *drum roll* DOUBLE KODACHI! *looks around, then picks up a stick and breaks it in half*
Aoshi: *sighs*
Cheesecat142: *runs around absentmindedly waving around the sticks, until she trips on the trench coat, falling flat on her face*
Audience: *laughs*
Kenshin: Wow, that was almost as fun to watch as doing the laundry! Next up is Saito, imitating Shishio.
Saito: *walks up, covered in toilet paper* I am Shishio! I am going to get revenge on the Mejii for burning me alive! My body temperature is so high, 90 degree weather feels like absolute zero!
Shishio: NOT TRUE!
Saito: I will kill Himura the Battosai! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Shishio: Well...
Kenshin: Wonderful! Costume thanks to Cheese-chan's little sister! Now, Misao will be playing Soujiro!
Misao: *walks up* I am Soujiro! *smiles goofily* Why doesn't Himura kill? I just don't get it! We all know it's Mr. Shishio that is right, not Himura. I just don't get it! Why protect the weak when it's the strong who live and the weak who die? I just don't get it!
Kenshin: Right... Well, let's all take a lunch break!
Cheesecat142: I made ham sandwiches! *grabs a sandwich and takes a bite*
Kenshin: How nice!
Kaoru: Yum!
Hiko: Does it have sake in it?
Cheesecat142: No, of course not.
Hiko: Then I don't want one. Do you have any sake?
Cheesecat142: Hiko, you are in the U.S. WE DON'T HAVE SAKE!
Hiko: Ok. Good thing I brought some with me!
Cheesecat142: ...
Hiko: *leaves and comes back, looking quite mad* Did someone take my sake?!
Sano: *hic*
Everyone else: *stares at Sano*
Sano: Um, hi?
Cheesecat142: I'm sure you just misplaced it, Hiko.
Hiko: Whatever.
Kenshin: Ok, let's get back to the skits! Next up is Shishio, imitating our dear friend, Hiko.
Shishio: Stupid apprentice! *walks on stage* I am the master of the Hiten Mitsurugi style! I taught Kenshin Himura, the most stupid apprentice to walk this earth! I love sake. It is the best drink ever. I won't drink anything but sake! It is the most refreshing thing.
Hiko: That's enough! *jumps on stage and unsheathes his sword*
Shishio: Ha ha! *takes out his sword*
*Shishio and Hiko duel on stage for about ten minutes*
Shishio: GAHH! I'm dying! I fought to long! *falls down and rolls around for a bit, then eventually dies*
Cheesecat142: *walks up and kicks Shishio* Yup he's dead. There's only one thing to do now. PARTY! Oh yeah! Shishio's dead, oh yeah!
Kenshin: Ok, well I guess that's enough skits for today! I'm going to make some food for the Shishio's Dead Party! *walks into the kitchen*
Everyone else: *partying*
A/N: Yeah, I just had to do that. No one really wants to have Shishio stay at there house. Who knows what'll happen overnight? No one really likes him anyway.