Disclaimer: I didn't create any of these characters. I'm writing this disclaimer so that you, the reader, will not sue me for copyright infringement.

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Akane lay on her bed, staring up at the ceiling, bored out of her mind.

Ranma was out in the back, beating up a straw Ryoga dummy, bored out of his mind.

Ryoga was writing Akane's name on a wall, bored out of his mind.

Ukyo was sweeping out front of her restaurant, bored out of her mind.

Mousse was sweeping out the Nekohanten, bored out of his mind.

Shampoo was making ramen, bored out of her mind.

Kasumi was cleaning house, bored out of her mind.

Nabiki was counting spare change, bored out of her mind.

Dr. Tofu was looking at patient records, bored out of his mind.

Kuno was practicing kendo on a giant photo of Ranma, bored out of his mind.

Why were they all bored you ask? Who knows. No one in Nerima was doing anything particularly interesting, which is rare. Cologne had taken Happousai to the Amazon village to take him before the council, for stealing her bracelet of love pills. No one felt like fighting. It was just a boring day. Ranma had a bright idea for once in his life, however. Maybe you'd call that interesting, I dunno.

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Wow Ranma! What a great idea, inviting everyone to come go-karting! Everyone had decided to come along. mostly because they had nothing better to do and Ranma was paying. Yeah, I pride myself on my brain. Glare from Akane. Jerk, you pride yourself on everything. So? Who asked you?

Oh my. They do pick the most inopportune moments to fight, don't you think so Dr. Tofu? Foggy glasses. Well...uh...uh....Kasumi! Fancy seeing you in my office! What a pleasant surprise! Nabiki rolled her eyes. Dr. Tofu, we're at the go-kart track. He really looked clueless. Really? Go-karts? How do they work?

At that moment, an annoying employee guy came up. Sorry for the inconvenience folks, but the only go-karts we have working today are the double seaters.

There was a moment of silence before the group began yelling and pounding each other for partners. Shampoo! Ride with me!! Airen! Ignore stupid Mousse, wo ai ni! My beloved Akane, date with me! Ranma-honey! Get away from that bimbo! I'm the cute one! Ack! Help! Oh my! Break it up people, break it up! Whoa, hey! Who are you? Quit hugging me!

Everyone froze and looked up at annoying employee guy. Shampoo and Ukyo were glomping Ranma. Akane was looking angrily at him, with Kuno hugging her. Nabiki and Kasumi were trying to stop them all with the help of Dr. Tofu, who was being glomped by Mousse.

Annoying employee guy rubbed his temples. All right, I'll pair you up. A guy and a girl, and the guy has to drive. Annoying employee guy started to pair them up.

Eventually, they were all in cars as follows: Ranma and Akane, Mousse and Shampoo, Ryoga and Ukyo, Kuno and Nabiki, Dr. Tofu and Kasumi.

Annoying employee was satisfied. Everyone okay with this? Not everyone. Shampoo no want ride in car with stupid duck boy! Tendo Nabiki, I do not wish to sit in this go-kart with you any longer than need be. Same here Kuno-baby. Ranma-honey! I wanted to go with Ranma-honey!

Annoying employee guy cut off their distraught cries for help. Too bad, you're stuck like this. Unless you want to leave this go-kart track. Ranma spoke up. Do we get a refund? Ranma growled at everyone. Everyone SIT DOWN! I paid for this and you're gonna like it!

Annoying employee guy decided to spice things up a bit and be even more annoying. All right gentlemen, we'll turn this into a race! Whoever completes one hundred laps first gets an all expense paid date to anywhere!

This was the stupidest thing the guy could have said. For some, Jusenkyo crossed their minds. For others, a date!

Ryoga jumped out of his seat next to Ukyo. Ranma turned around. Shut up, pig boy!

Annoying employee guy just doesn't know when to shut up. Ladies, you'll just have to sit with your partner for a hundred laps, cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

There were plenty of boos and groans at his idiocy. Oh well. Shampoo no like you, stupid Stupid-man!! Mousse, you better win! We go Jusenkyo and Shampoo never be cat again! Then Ranma love Shampoo!

And so, the great go-kart race began!!! Almost! Or it will next chapter!



A/N- Anyone like this? At all? If you do, please review. The more reviews, the sooner the next chapter. And, let's take a vote on who should win. Write the winning couple in your review. By the next update, whoever has the least amount of votes will get disqualified from the race, or something will happen to them....hehehehehe...so, ten reviews and I'll update, kay?