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Annoying employee guy finally got them all buckled into their seats. All right, remember, 100 laps, guy drives, and girls will operate the pit stops! Everyone ready?!

They glared at each other. Nabiki stifled a yawn. Annoying employee guy materialized a green flag. On your marks, get set, GO!!!!

The karts sped off. Annoying employee guy cackled insanely and motioned for his fellow employees to come out of their hiding places. Oh, that was priceless. Did you see the looks on their faces?! HA! Yeah right, as if every single go-kart would go out at once, leaving only doubles. I told you guys we could do something fun today.

~~~~~On the racetrack~~~~~~

Ranma revved the kart. Akane growled. Come on, Ranma! Faster! Faster! He shot her a look. I'm going as fast as I can! I CAN'T GO ANY FASTER!!! Eyes on the road you idiot!

Nabiki turned to Kuno. Hey. I'll bet you 5000 yen that you lose. Kuno turned around. Don't you mean we lose' Tendo Nabiki? She laughed. Ha! Like I'd sit in a car with you for that long! Nope, I'll be long gone by the time this race is finished. Kuno laughed. Ha ha ha ha ha! Good! I'll take your bet. I shall defeat that cur Saotome without your help!

Mousse started running into the side of the track. Augh! We aren't going anywhere, Shampoo! Shampoo smacked him on the head. Stupid! Shampoo drive now... Shampoo shoved Mousse over and took control of the wheel.

Dr. Tofu seemed to have gotten the hang of the go-kart. He also seemed to have forgotten that Kasumi was sitting right next to him. This is a cinch! Kasumi smiled. You really are good at this, Doctor. Reality struck, and Dr. Tofu started spinning. Ah, ah...k-kasumi! Wh...what a pleasant ...su-surprise! How lovely of you to v-v-visit me in my office! He slammed into Ranma and Akane's car.

Ranma jolted forward as he hit Tofu and Kasumi's go-kart. OH MY GOD! Akane looked up to see Ryoga and Ukyo speeding directly at them. Going the opposite direction of course.

There was a weird mixture of Ryoga screaming like a little girl and Ukyo calling him a jackass. Ranma whipped around in his seat. ROAD HOG!

Ryoga and Ukyo zoomed down the racetrack like a bat out of hell. Ryoga! Where are you trying to go?! Wrong way, jackass! Ryoga closed his eyes. I can't watch anymore! Ukyo screamed and they bumped into Kuno and Nabiki's go-kart, causing some weird transaction in which Ukyo and Nabiki flew out of their seats and switched places.

Nabiki rolled her eyes. Move over, Ryoga. She grabbed hold of the wheel and turned them in the right direction.

Ukyo yelled every profanity she knew, causing Kuno to look at her strangely. Well said, oh spatula one.

~~~~~~~employees~~~~~~~~~~

Annoying employee guy looked up and saw Nabiki and Shampoo driving for their partners. Hey! I said guys drive! Now do it right or don't do it at all!

~~~~~~~racetrack~~~~~~~~~~~~

Shampoo humphed' and moved over, letting Mousse drive. You better not screw up, duck-boy! Shampoo get mad! Mousse tried his best, but it didn't seem to work. He just kept running into things.

Nabiki let go of the wheel, but she wasn't about to let Ryoga go the wrong way. She grabbed his wrist instead, so that if he started to lose control, she could nip it in the bud.

Finally it was time for the first pit stop.

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Akane hopped out of the car and tried to repair the damages caused by the Tofu/Kasumi collision. Apparently, what she lacked in cooking skills she redeemed herself with racing skills.

Ukyo stepped out of Kuno's car and ran as far away as she could from the deranged, poet loving kendoist. Kodachi popped out of nowhere. Ohohohohohohohohohoho!! I shall join this race, brother dear! But you know, that if we win, I shall use it to date darling Ranma! She snapped her fingers and Sasuke appeared to do the pit work for her.

Nabiki got out of Ryoga's go-kart. All right, here I go! The middle Tendo sister was also very proficient in car repairs it seemed, so she and Ryoga were A-ok.

Kasumi daintily got out of the Tofu car. Oh, it seems we have some work to do! Her house cleaning skills helped her fix the car up with record speed.

Now, when Shampoo stepped out of the Amazon go-kart, it seemed that Cologne was there waiting for her. Shampoo, give these to Mousse! The withered old crone pulled out what seemed to be a pair of racing goggles. What these for, great-grandmother? Cologne smiled. They seem to be ordinary, but I have fixed them so that Mousse will have perfect eyesight. Better than anyone out here I may say. Shampoo rushed over to give them to Mousse who, having heard Cologne's speech, buckled them onto his head. Wow, I can see!

And so the race began again. They had gone 20 laps.

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A/N- ta da! Long long update. And I know I didn't get 10 reviews, but like I said, long update. But 7 is okay. I got some really great ideas from you guys. Especially Sun-Tzu Liao 3r. Thanks for the great ideas, though I couldn't use them all. I didn't really want them all to die....
So, once again, vote for the winners in your review, and send me ideas! I will probably use them! Until next update.