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Chapter 3

 Maniacal laughs rang through the race track. Everyone was going insane, because Kodachi would NOT stop laughing. No one knows what she found so freakin' funny, but I don't even need to tell you that they were all about to kill her. (Even though I just told you anyway. You don't care. Come on. Admit it.)

Ranma was grinding his teeth. I.....can't.....TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! He swerved to the side of the racetrack the Kunos were on. DIE Kodachi! Kodachi smiled. Ranma darling! I'm sorry I wasn't in your go-kart, but now we're close, and nothing shall part us!

Akane obviously freaks out over nothing. You jerk! So that's what you were up to, eh? Maybe I should just switch karts so that you can be with Kodachi! Ranma's eyes bugged out. NO! Not that! Please anything but that! No no no no no no no no no no no no no!! Not with her!

Akane wasn't listening. She just pulled out mallet-sama and began wailing on Ranma. Kodachi whipped out her ribbon. How dare you hurt my Ranma darling! She was about to attack Akane, when Kuno got out his bokken and got angry at his annoying sister.

How dare you try to harm the fair Akane Tendo! Kodachi turned around. Are you picking a fight, brother dear? Kuno tch-ed' Of course I am! Kodachi began her laughter again. Ohohohhohohhohohohoho! It is futile brother!

The two promptly began to fight, causing their kart to crash and burn in the go-kart-y inferno. Annoying/Sexist/Bossy Employee guy yelled over the loud speaker: The insane siblings are disqualified!

Akane was still beating Ranma up.

Surprisingly and out of nowhere, Mousse and Shampoo pulled to the front. Look, Shampoo! I'm doing it! Shampoo smiled. Yay! Shampoo no be cat, and Ranma love Shampoo! Mousse pouted. I love you even as a cat!

Ryoga and Nabiki pulled up next to them. Ryoga leaned out. As if! We've got it locked! Tofu and Kasumi seemed to pop out of no where. Tofu was in some alternate reality where Kasumi was pregnant and he was a cab driver trying to rush her to a hospital.

Hang on there, Ma'am! I'll get you to ShiShiHokoyama Hospital in no time flat! Kasumi had given up and decided to play along, so as they passed by the others, Kasumi seemed to be practicing her lamaze breathing.

Ryoga and Mousse paused for a minute, staring, before continuing. And of course, rainclouds started formind.

Mousse looked up. Holy sh- Thunderclap. It started pouring down. Ryoga's wheel was taken over by Nabiki, and Mousse was quacking like there was no tomorrow.

Akane stopped pounding Ranma. Whoa, what're we gonna do now?

Neko-Shampoo grabbed the wheel with her paws. Mousse tried to flap over to his new seat, but apparently, he couldn't see. Over on the sidelines, Cologne sighed and randomly started talking to herself for our benefit. Oh crap. Those gogles were a special perscription for humans. It won't work on ducks. And now his duck-sight is even worse. Argh. Curse you Happi!

Happousai pops out of no where. What'd I do? Cologne glared at him. You insult me by breathing. Happi shrugged and materialized a go-kart. Wanna give it a shot? Cologne pogo-sticked into the kart.

Annoying Employee guy starts freaking out. Augh! A pig, cat and duck? And now two girls in one kart? What'll we do? His friends popped up. Who cares anymore! It's still funny!

Neko-Shampoo materialized some hot water for herself and continued the race. Shampoo win race! Mousse quacked beside her. Just as they were pulling to the front, pregnant' Kasumi and cab driver' Tofu caught up with them.

Happi and Cologne appeared and sandwiched Shampoo and Mousse in the middle. Ack! Shampoo stuck! Ranma-chan and Akane sped past, followed by Nabiki and P-chan.

Dr. Tofu screamed, We're almost there, Ma'am!! Kasumi nodded. Hee-hoo, hee-hoo Happi pointed. I swear this isn't my fault!

Annoying Employee Guy got on the loud speaker agian. Time for another pit stop! The five remaining karts pulled in.

Dr. Tofu kept going around the track. We're going to get to the hospital!

Shampoo hopped out of the kart with cat-like reflexes. (hehehe) Mu Mu chan flew out and helped, not nessicarily being a guy'. The two were the first to complete their pit stop.

Nabiki/P-chan and Akane/Ranma fixed up their cars with no problemo.

Happi stopped the kart. We've gotta hurry or....hold on a sec... He returned from patting Ranma's butt. We've gotta hurry or we won't catch up. We've still got to go 20 more laps than them. Cologne poured some strange Amazon potion in the fuel tank. That otta do it.

They had now gone 40 laps.


A/N-Tum ta tum, ta tum ta ta tum tatta tum tum tum ta ta ta tum tata tum!!! Chapter 3! Wheee! Once again, your suggestions are hilarious. More please! (I made Kodachi die for you there) So anyways, winners in your review.
Kasumi/Tofu
Ranma/Akane
Mousse/Shampoo
Nabiki/Ryoga
Happi/Cologne