Crazy
Finally after getting away from the gangs and the cops I was on my way to the gun shop again. I walked in and was deciding which weapon was right for whatever crazy stunts I felt like doing at the time as the man behind the counter looked at me like I was nuts. He was not realizing I was nuts and that letting me buy a gun was the stupidest thing he has ever done. For all he knows I could kill him as soon as he hands it to me. Most likely I was going to do that. I slowly approached the counter and asked,
"how much is the M-4?"
"$2,000 for the gun and 300 rounds," he said and then glanced at me like he might not let me have it. Maybe it was because I had $2,000 already out on the counter in 20-dollar bills.
"Give me that machine gun too," was what I said as I put more money down on the counter. If I'm going to get guns I get exactly what I need. I paid him and got out of the store before he would call the cops of suspicion.
My apartment building wasn't that far from Ammunation so I just walked in stead of taking a car. I got to the apartment and got out a convertible and hit the streets. I did a burn out right next to the police station to get their attention. The cops were hot on my tale when I got across the bridge to Vice Point Island. I went straight to the beach and drove along the shore. I hit three people tanning, two walking, and four cops. Now I gave up running over people and started shooting. I did so many drive-bys I had five stars and the FBI was all over the beach.
"Stop and surrender or we will be forced to. Fuck he shot me! I'm down I'm down!" That was what the last FBI official said before they backed down and I had six stars. I was watching the military roll on to the beach when I ran over one of the tire grates the cops had left in the sand. I jumped out of the car in fear of it blowing up.
"Oww, son of, crape, hurt, pain, shit." I got up and ran for cover by the car. It was fine except for the tires. I took out the M-16 and started firing. I took three army officials yelling,
"I'm an asshole! I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces, why because I'm an asshole." This got the army a little ticked off and they charged at me with the tanks. I ran as they blew up the car I was hiding behind. Two of the army officials had got out of a tank to chase me. I shot them both and took the tank and drove away screaming.
"I'm unstoppable now ha ha!!!!! I will take over the whole town and there's nothing you can do about it!" Well, I spoke too soon. After running into about ten cars and blowing them up I got stuck in between two blown up car frames. The army officials got me out of the tank and had me at gunpoint.
"You can't put me away for long!"
"Oh your going away to jail for a long time and maybe a little time in the loony house."
"I'm not crazy, I just wanted to have a little fun," I said as they dragged me into the back of a police car.
END.
Finally after getting away from the gangs and the cops I was on my way to the gun shop again. I walked in and was deciding which weapon was right for whatever crazy stunts I felt like doing at the time as the man behind the counter looked at me like I was nuts. He was not realizing I was nuts and that letting me buy a gun was the stupidest thing he has ever done. For all he knows I could kill him as soon as he hands it to me. Most likely I was going to do that. I slowly approached the counter and asked,
"how much is the M-4?"
"$2,000 for the gun and 300 rounds," he said and then glanced at me like he might not let me have it. Maybe it was because I had $2,000 already out on the counter in 20-dollar bills.
"Give me that machine gun too," was what I said as I put more money down on the counter. If I'm going to get guns I get exactly what I need. I paid him and got out of the store before he would call the cops of suspicion.
My apartment building wasn't that far from Ammunation so I just walked in stead of taking a car. I got to the apartment and got out a convertible and hit the streets. I did a burn out right next to the police station to get their attention. The cops were hot on my tale when I got across the bridge to Vice Point Island. I went straight to the beach and drove along the shore. I hit three people tanning, two walking, and four cops. Now I gave up running over people and started shooting. I did so many drive-bys I had five stars and the FBI was all over the beach.
"Stop and surrender or we will be forced to. Fuck he shot me! I'm down I'm down!" That was what the last FBI official said before they backed down and I had six stars. I was watching the military roll on to the beach when I ran over one of the tire grates the cops had left in the sand. I jumped out of the car in fear of it blowing up.
"Oww, son of, crape, hurt, pain, shit." I got up and ran for cover by the car. It was fine except for the tires. I took out the M-16 and started firing. I took three army officials yelling,
"I'm an asshole! I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces, why because I'm an asshole." This got the army a little ticked off and they charged at me with the tanks. I ran as they blew up the car I was hiding behind. Two of the army officials had got out of a tank to chase me. I shot them both and took the tank and drove away screaming.
"I'm unstoppable now ha ha!!!!! I will take over the whole town and there's nothing you can do about it!" Well, I spoke too soon. After running into about ten cars and blowing them up I got stuck in between two blown up car frames. The army officials got me out of the tank and had me at gunpoint.
"You can't put me away for long!"
"Oh your going away to jail for a long time and maybe a little time in the loony house."
"I'm not crazy, I just wanted to have a little fun," I said as they dragged me into the back of a police car.
END.