I'm back! By the way, back pan alley is slang for 'from the 20's-50's.'
My friend and I are trying to make it into normal speech. Needless to say,
we are failing miserably.
I do not own Lizzie McGuire or anything I may mention.
Chapter 3: You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea. And other cheesy pick-up lines.
I believe we left off in the Graduation Hall where Gordo was complaining about Lizzie being so dumb and wondering why he was hanging out with her. Her are 2 things I want to tell Gordo: 1, you misspelled 'Neanderthal'! Loser! 2, you hang out with Lizzie because she's the only one that will hang out with you. Unfortunately, Gordo is a fictional character so I cannot tell him those things.
Weird Teacher Guy (now to be known by an alias: WTG! Oh, cool isn't it): (talking through a Fisher Price megaphone) Lizzie McGuire, please report to um. me. I repeat, Lizzie McGuire, please report to me.
All of the parents and students all do that "oooooo! You're in trouble" thing that people in my 2nd grade class used to do. God, that was annoying. I think that is part of the reason I turned out the way I did: bad.
So anyway, Lizzie skips up to WTG.
Lizzie: what is it?
WTG: well, I know this is sorta last-moment, but could you possibly give the speech? Margaret Chen is, well, tied up at the moment.
Scene switches to show Margaret tied to a chair with her mouth gagged in what looks like the Oval Office.
WTG: so you have to make the speech.
Lizzie: (in a really screechy high-pitched voice) WHAT?!
Everyone in the room covers their ears.
Random person: did someone trod on a small animal?!
Other random person: what was that?!
So Lizzie is forced to make the speech that will be her ruin (hey, she's lucky it didn't happen sooner) because Margaret Chen is "all tied up."
All of the graduates look in amusement at Lizzie's impending doom.
Matt readies his indestructible camera. I think he must have washed it in Tuck Everlasting water or something!
Lizzie approaches the podium. Well, more like a bucket. Keep in mind that the janitor stores his stuff in here too.
Lizzie: Ahem.Webster's Dictionary defines graduation as.
Lizzie looks over at Gordo, I guess for encouragement, but she doesn't get any. He's currently trying to hit on one of the popular people.
Gordo: is it hot in here or is it just me? Uh.I mean you!
Popular girl: maybe it just seems hot because of all of that extra hair on your head, shorty. (Points to Gordo's 'fro)
Gordo: I'm small boned! And my hairdresser said that mini 'fro's were all the rage!
Random audience member: get on with the humiliating speech! I want to use the Love Tester but I can't until my daughter graduates!
Everyone turns to the Love Tester, which Gordo is now using. He gets 'Dead Fish.'
Gordo: not again!
Lizzie: I'm sure Margaret Chen would like me to get a drink of water.
Someone throws a bucket of water at her.
Lizzie: (now soaking wet) Thanks! I'm sure Margaret Chen would like you all to give me your wallets.
Silence.
Lizzie: no, huh? Well, that's my speech! (Walks away and trips)
Gordo: yes! Her publicly humiliating herself makes me look better! (Goes up to another popular girl) Do you have a Band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
The popular girl walks away.
Gordo: hey! Don't go away! If you didn't like that one, I've got more! Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. (Looks at Lizzie) oh well, better than nothing.
Gordo walks up to Lizzie.
Gordo: Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Lizzie: I don't get it. Your eyes aren't on me!
Gordo: nevermind.
I do not own Lizzie McGuire or anything I may mention.
Chapter 3: You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea. And other cheesy pick-up lines.
I believe we left off in the Graduation Hall where Gordo was complaining about Lizzie being so dumb and wondering why he was hanging out with her. Her are 2 things I want to tell Gordo: 1, you misspelled 'Neanderthal'! Loser! 2, you hang out with Lizzie because she's the only one that will hang out with you. Unfortunately, Gordo is a fictional character so I cannot tell him those things.
Weird Teacher Guy (now to be known by an alias: WTG! Oh, cool isn't it): (talking through a Fisher Price megaphone) Lizzie McGuire, please report to um. me. I repeat, Lizzie McGuire, please report to me.
All of the parents and students all do that "oooooo! You're in trouble" thing that people in my 2nd grade class used to do. God, that was annoying. I think that is part of the reason I turned out the way I did: bad.
So anyway, Lizzie skips up to WTG.
Lizzie: what is it?
WTG: well, I know this is sorta last-moment, but could you possibly give the speech? Margaret Chen is, well, tied up at the moment.
Scene switches to show Margaret tied to a chair with her mouth gagged in what looks like the Oval Office.
WTG: so you have to make the speech.
Lizzie: (in a really screechy high-pitched voice) WHAT?!
Everyone in the room covers their ears.
Random person: did someone trod on a small animal?!
Other random person: what was that?!
So Lizzie is forced to make the speech that will be her ruin (hey, she's lucky it didn't happen sooner) because Margaret Chen is "all tied up."
All of the graduates look in amusement at Lizzie's impending doom.
Matt readies his indestructible camera. I think he must have washed it in Tuck Everlasting water or something!
Lizzie approaches the podium. Well, more like a bucket. Keep in mind that the janitor stores his stuff in here too.
Lizzie: Ahem.Webster's Dictionary defines graduation as.
Lizzie looks over at Gordo, I guess for encouragement, but she doesn't get any. He's currently trying to hit on one of the popular people.
Gordo: is it hot in here or is it just me? Uh.I mean you!
Popular girl: maybe it just seems hot because of all of that extra hair on your head, shorty. (Points to Gordo's 'fro)
Gordo: I'm small boned! And my hairdresser said that mini 'fro's were all the rage!
Random audience member: get on with the humiliating speech! I want to use the Love Tester but I can't until my daughter graduates!
Everyone turns to the Love Tester, which Gordo is now using. He gets 'Dead Fish.'
Gordo: not again!
Lizzie: I'm sure Margaret Chen would like me to get a drink of water.
Someone throws a bucket of water at her.
Lizzie: (now soaking wet) Thanks! I'm sure Margaret Chen would like you all to give me your wallets.
Silence.
Lizzie: no, huh? Well, that's my speech! (Walks away and trips)
Gordo: yes! Her publicly humiliating herself makes me look better! (Goes up to another popular girl) Do you have a Band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
The popular girl walks away.
Gordo: hey! Don't go away! If you didn't like that one, I've got more! Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. (Looks at Lizzie) oh well, better than nothing.
Gordo walks up to Lizzie.
Gordo: Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Lizzie: I don't get it. Your eyes aren't on me!
Gordo: nevermind.