When Weeds Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Really, I find these so pointless. I own nothing not even this bed I'm typing on.
Raven of the Night: I guess I should start this fic but I'm not. You know why? It's because my slave hasn't brought me my Pepsi yet.
Tom Nook: I'm not your slave. I am a business man and I don't have to listen to you.
Raven of the Night: Now you have to. *Puts a shock collar on Nook and presses a blue button on his remote control* Now get me my Pepsi.
Tom Nook: @_@
Raven of the Night: I said NOW!!!!!
Tom Nook: *Gives Raven his Pepsi* Lazy Bum………..
Raven of the Night: *Presses button 23654 times* Now on with the fic. ^_^
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Chapter 1-How This all Started………….
Fry: Hey, Puma it's your turn to weed the town today.
Puma: But it's your turn
Fry: I weeded the town for you for the past 40 weeks.
Puma: So?
Fry: Now you have to weed the town for 40 weeks
Now before anyone is confused on who these two people are let me explain. Fry has blond hair and wears a light blue shirt that says "I Need Help". Puma has black hair and wears a black shirt he won on a T.V show.
They are both roommates for the time being and are paying off their debt to the Nook by weeding the town for 164 weeks. That meant they had to weed the entire town for 164 weeks WITHOUT help from ghosts or anything. Now back to the fic! ^_^
Puma: But it's your house we're paying for.
Fry: I've said this about a hundred times by now. Who's fault is it my house burned down to the ground.
Puma: Me?
~Flashback~
Puma: I'll make a snack for us k?
Fry: Ok just don't kill your self. What are you making anyway?
Puma: Cherry jam sandwiches .
Fry: Do you know how to make jam?
Puma: Yep, I learned in a cook book.
Fry: Whatever, it just better be good.
Puma: Ok! ^_^
~Ten minutes later~
Puma: Fry, is the jam supposed to be a reddish color?
Fry: Yes Puma.
Puma: Do I have to clean the kitchen after I'm done.
Fry: Yes Puma.
Puma: Should I bring the sandwiches up to you after I make them.
Fry: Yes Puma.
Puma: Is the room supposed to be on fire?
Fry: Yes Pu……WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs down and sees the kitchen on fire. WHAT HAPPENED HERE!!!!!!!!!
Puma: I don't know. I just accidentally dropped a cherry in the gas light and then it exploded….
Fry: WHAT KIND OF CHERRYS EXPLODE?! GIVE ME THOSES CHEERYS TO ME NOW!!!!!
Puma: Geez, you don't have to yell. *Gives a box to Fry*
Fry: *Reads label* THESE ARE CHERRY BOMBS YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Puma: Oh…….
Fry: I'll deal with you after we get out!
Puma: @_@
Fry: He passed out from the smoke….. I could leave him here to die to make my life easier but I better get him out. *Runs out of building dragging Puma along*
~End of Flashback~
Puma: Oh yeah…Forgot about that………….\
Fry: Yeah, just be sure to weed the town by tomorrow k?
Puma: Ok.
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That's the end of chapter. I know it wasn't good but I promise it'll get better. Please R&R. ^_^