Disclaimer: I'm don't own Gundam Wing! Soooo . . . please don't sue me! All
I really own is a cat . . . and some Gundam Wing and other anime stuff . .
. however, if you try and remove it from my possession I will be forced to
attack you withy a frying pan!
Authors note: Ok . . . so . . . I recently got my sister hooked onto Gundam Wing Yaoi! Her favourite is 1x4 . . . so I figured . . . what the hell? I was gonna write a 2x3 fic with a sub plot of 1x4, 5xS so I figured why not make the main plot 2x3 1x4 with the sub plot just being 5xS in dedication to B-chan (dobbythehouseelf) So, here it is! Please enjoy!
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Upside down. Inside out.
By Bubblegum Thai
Chapter One; Truth hurts.
Relena Peacecraft held her wine glass up high in the air,
". . . and so I close, my fine friends, by proposing a toast, we've had 5 solid years of peace . . . let us make it an eternity!" She declared, her delicate fingers wound around the glass stem before she brought the bowl of the find crystal to her lips, sipping the delectable liquid gingerly.
Heero Yuy, her personal body guard stood motionless as the hall full of people dressed in formal wear and expensive jewellery. He inwardly sneered, his façade refusing to twist with the disgust that he felt inside. Not a single one of them was a pilot, or a soldier. They were all . . . pencil pushers as it were. The people who stood back and let the 'lower man' do the dirty work. He sighed, rolling his eyes as Relena turned to him,
"This is a lovely party, Heero, don't you think?"
"Yes, Miss Relena." Heero replied in dead pan,
"Would you like to dance, Heero?"
"No ma'am." Heero answered coldly, "I have been assigned as your body guard, not your date."
"Hmph." Relena's sound of slight amusement chilled Heero to the bone, "Well, one little dance surely can't hurt . . . You'll rip it up!"
"Miss Relena. I don't think that it would very appropriate . . ."
"Oh come on Heero . . . you know you wanna . . ." She whispered, tugging his arm,
"Relena . . . I think that you've had too much to drink tonight."
"NO!" She shouted before giggling as she staggered against the young man, "Oh Heero . . . I do love you . . . but . . . shhhhhh . . . I'll let you in on a little secret . . ." She pulled him close by tugging on his ear, "The only reason I even hired you was so I could fuck you!" She began giggling again, pushing him away and staggering off.
Carefully, Heero removed the ear peace that security required him to wear along with all his Peacecraft Staff identification. He left them on a table near the punch bowl and slowly, walked out, refusing to look behind him.
- - -
"I hear that Relena's having a party tonight to celebrate 5 years of total pacifism." Quatre murmured idly to Trowa who sat beside him on the sofa,
"Yes . . . Heero mentioned something like that . . . I vaguely recall . . ."
"Well I think that she's got a bloody cheek!" Duo growled, "Not inviting us! After all we did for everyone!"
"Calm down Duo . . ." Quatre sighed, "There's no sense in getting all worked up over her!"
"Stupid woman!" Wufei ground out,
"Wufei . . . there's something that I've been meaning to ask you . . ." Duo began, rolling over onto his stomach, his position on the floor changing to propping his face up in his hands, elbows on the carpet, feet swaying back and forth in the air,
"What?" Wufei frowned, looking down at the braided man,
"If you hate women so much . . . then how comes you're dating Sally?"
Duo asked it so innocently that Wufei was dumb founded. Both Trowa and Quatre had to stifle chuckles as the Chinese former pilot struggled to answer,
"Uh . . . what are you talking about?"
"Uhm . . . well . . . you know that thing, where you to the movies and restaurants with Sally . . . at night . . . that's called dating . . ." Duo beamed, a huge grin plastered on his cherub-like face,
"Uh . . . I don't know what you're talking about!"
"Give up the act!" Duo scoffed, shaking his head and turning his face away. He rolled back onto his back and smirked at Trowa, rolling his eyes, "Hey . . . where's Heero?"
"He's Relena's body guard now. She hired him; I think he was happy because I know he didn't really enjoy the preventers that much." Quatre sighed sadly, "I mean . . . he was ecstatic when she offered him the position, he told me that he was so miserable working with us . . . I think he saw that I looked hurt and he hurried to correct what he'd said . . . but . . . still . . . well, I'm glad he's happy."
Trowa frowned at the depressed look that had been cast upon Quatre's face. Duo sighed and stood, hoisting Quatre to his feet by his arm, leading him off into the hallway. He moved him against the wall and held him there, staring at the pale face of the confused blonde,
"Quatre . . . you have to tell Heero . . . I can tell . . . this is driving you crazy on the inside!" Duo scolded, violet eyes a blaze,
"You're one to talk!" The small blonde snapped, "Or have you conveniently forgotten the little 'crush' that you have on Trowa!"
"Of course I haven't forgotten!" Duo hissed, "But trust me on this one Quat . . . Heero will NEVER make the first move . . . you've just gotta swallow your pride and accept that it's gotta be you that does it!"
Quatre sighed heavily, staring at his sock-clad feet,
"Fine . . ." Quatre sighed, moving out of Duo's grasp and back into the living room, "Does anyone fancy ordering pizza?" Quatre asked, clapping his hands together once, rubbing them together slightly,
"Hmmmm sounds good." Trowa replied, channel surfing, holding out the remote control towards the TV,
"Yeah!" Duo bounded in shortly after, braid flapping in the breeze that had magically appeared from nowhere,
"Uhm . . . no thank you . . ." Wufei said meekly, standing, I have to go and uhm . . . train . . ." He said carefully,
"Yeah . . . ok Wuffles . . . say hi to Sally for me!" Duo called after the Chinese man as he left hurriedly. He rolled his eyes, "He's such a loser, eh guys?" After getting no response, Duo turned to Quatre and Trowa. Trowa was ignoring him, still fiddling with the TV remote and Quatre was flipping through the yellow pages. Duo huffed, placing his hands firmly on his hips, "Ugh! Fine! I'll just have to make my own entertainment!" Duo muttered as he stormed out.
A few minutes later, as Wufei scuttled down the gravel driveway, cautiously looking over his shoulder to ensure that he wasn't being watched, Duo leant out of an upstairs window, placing a megaphone to his lips, he began to yell,
"CHANG CHANG! CHANG-ITY CHANG SHOO-BOP!" He cackled wickedly before moving the cone back to his mouth, hollering again, "HAVE FUN WUFFY! LEMME KNOW HOW YOUR DATE GOES! KISS KISS! AND REMEMBER . . . PRACTISE SAFE SEX!"
"MAXWELL!" Wufei screamed, limbs flailing as he thundered back towards the front door,
"Uh oh!" Duo exclaimed, darting back inside and running into Trowa's private bathroom. He'd been in his taller friend's room because his own room faced the back garden. He hid there until he was sure he heard Wufei's car drive away, "Phew! That was a close one!" He sighed; opening the bathroom door to come face to face with Trowa, "Uh . . . heya Trowa-chan . . ." Duo stammered nervously, gulping as Trowa frowned angrily down upon him.
~ ~ ~ To be continued . . .
Well . . . I hope that you liked the first chapter! Please RnR!
Authors note: Ok . . . so . . . I recently got my sister hooked onto Gundam Wing Yaoi! Her favourite is 1x4 . . . so I figured . . . what the hell? I was gonna write a 2x3 fic with a sub plot of 1x4, 5xS so I figured why not make the main plot 2x3 1x4 with the sub plot just being 5xS in dedication to B-chan (dobbythehouseelf) So, here it is! Please enjoy!
~ ~ ~
Upside down. Inside out.
By Bubblegum Thai
Chapter One; Truth hurts.
Relena Peacecraft held her wine glass up high in the air,
". . . and so I close, my fine friends, by proposing a toast, we've had 5 solid years of peace . . . let us make it an eternity!" She declared, her delicate fingers wound around the glass stem before she brought the bowl of the find crystal to her lips, sipping the delectable liquid gingerly.
Heero Yuy, her personal body guard stood motionless as the hall full of people dressed in formal wear and expensive jewellery. He inwardly sneered, his façade refusing to twist with the disgust that he felt inside. Not a single one of them was a pilot, or a soldier. They were all . . . pencil pushers as it were. The people who stood back and let the 'lower man' do the dirty work. He sighed, rolling his eyes as Relena turned to him,
"This is a lovely party, Heero, don't you think?"
"Yes, Miss Relena." Heero replied in dead pan,
"Would you like to dance, Heero?"
"No ma'am." Heero answered coldly, "I have been assigned as your body guard, not your date."
"Hmph." Relena's sound of slight amusement chilled Heero to the bone, "Well, one little dance surely can't hurt . . . You'll rip it up!"
"Miss Relena. I don't think that it would very appropriate . . ."
"Oh come on Heero . . . you know you wanna . . ." She whispered, tugging his arm,
"Relena . . . I think that you've had too much to drink tonight."
"NO!" She shouted before giggling as she staggered against the young man, "Oh Heero . . . I do love you . . . but . . . shhhhhh . . . I'll let you in on a little secret . . ." She pulled him close by tugging on his ear, "The only reason I even hired you was so I could fuck you!" She began giggling again, pushing him away and staggering off.
Carefully, Heero removed the ear peace that security required him to wear along with all his Peacecraft Staff identification. He left them on a table near the punch bowl and slowly, walked out, refusing to look behind him.
- - -
"I hear that Relena's having a party tonight to celebrate 5 years of total pacifism." Quatre murmured idly to Trowa who sat beside him on the sofa,
"Yes . . . Heero mentioned something like that . . . I vaguely recall . . ."
"Well I think that she's got a bloody cheek!" Duo growled, "Not inviting us! After all we did for everyone!"
"Calm down Duo . . ." Quatre sighed, "There's no sense in getting all worked up over her!"
"Stupid woman!" Wufei ground out,
"Wufei . . . there's something that I've been meaning to ask you . . ." Duo began, rolling over onto his stomach, his position on the floor changing to propping his face up in his hands, elbows on the carpet, feet swaying back and forth in the air,
"What?" Wufei frowned, looking down at the braided man,
"If you hate women so much . . . then how comes you're dating Sally?"
Duo asked it so innocently that Wufei was dumb founded. Both Trowa and Quatre had to stifle chuckles as the Chinese former pilot struggled to answer,
"Uh . . . what are you talking about?"
"Uhm . . . well . . . you know that thing, where you to the movies and restaurants with Sally . . . at night . . . that's called dating . . ." Duo beamed, a huge grin plastered on his cherub-like face,
"Uh . . . I don't know what you're talking about!"
"Give up the act!" Duo scoffed, shaking his head and turning his face away. He rolled back onto his back and smirked at Trowa, rolling his eyes, "Hey . . . where's Heero?"
"He's Relena's body guard now. She hired him; I think he was happy because I know he didn't really enjoy the preventers that much." Quatre sighed sadly, "I mean . . . he was ecstatic when she offered him the position, he told me that he was so miserable working with us . . . I think he saw that I looked hurt and he hurried to correct what he'd said . . . but . . . still . . . well, I'm glad he's happy."
Trowa frowned at the depressed look that had been cast upon Quatre's face. Duo sighed and stood, hoisting Quatre to his feet by his arm, leading him off into the hallway. He moved him against the wall and held him there, staring at the pale face of the confused blonde,
"Quatre . . . you have to tell Heero . . . I can tell . . . this is driving you crazy on the inside!" Duo scolded, violet eyes a blaze,
"You're one to talk!" The small blonde snapped, "Or have you conveniently forgotten the little 'crush' that you have on Trowa!"
"Of course I haven't forgotten!" Duo hissed, "But trust me on this one Quat . . . Heero will NEVER make the first move . . . you've just gotta swallow your pride and accept that it's gotta be you that does it!"
Quatre sighed heavily, staring at his sock-clad feet,
"Fine . . ." Quatre sighed, moving out of Duo's grasp and back into the living room, "Does anyone fancy ordering pizza?" Quatre asked, clapping his hands together once, rubbing them together slightly,
"Hmmmm sounds good." Trowa replied, channel surfing, holding out the remote control towards the TV,
"Yeah!" Duo bounded in shortly after, braid flapping in the breeze that had magically appeared from nowhere,
"Uhm . . . no thank you . . ." Wufei said meekly, standing, I have to go and uhm . . . train . . ." He said carefully,
"Yeah . . . ok Wuffles . . . say hi to Sally for me!" Duo called after the Chinese man as he left hurriedly. He rolled his eyes, "He's such a loser, eh guys?" After getting no response, Duo turned to Quatre and Trowa. Trowa was ignoring him, still fiddling with the TV remote and Quatre was flipping through the yellow pages. Duo huffed, placing his hands firmly on his hips, "Ugh! Fine! I'll just have to make my own entertainment!" Duo muttered as he stormed out.
A few minutes later, as Wufei scuttled down the gravel driveway, cautiously looking over his shoulder to ensure that he wasn't being watched, Duo leant out of an upstairs window, placing a megaphone to his lips, he began to yell,
"CHANG CHANG! CHANG-ITY CHANG SHOO-BOP!" He cackled wickedly before moving the cone back to his mouth, hollering again, "HAVE FUN WUFFY! LEMME KNOW HOW YOUR DATE GOES! KISS KISS! AND REMEMBER . . . PRACTISE SAFE SEX!"
"MAXWELL!" Wufei screamed, limbs flailing as he thundered back towards the front door,
"Uh oh!" Duo exclaimed, darting back inside and running into Trowa's private bathroom. He'd been in his taller friend's room because his own room faced the back garden. He hid there until he was sure he heard Wufei's car drive away, "Phew! That was a close one!" He sighed; opening the bathroom door to come face to face with Trowa, "Uh . . . heya Trowa-chan . . ." Duo stammered nervously, gulping as Trowa frowned angrily down upon him.
~ ~ ~ To be continued . . .
Well . . . I hope that you liked the first chapter! Please RnR!