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Upside down. Inside out.

By Bubblegum Thai.

Chapter six; Relena takes charge.

After eating his fell from Trowa's meal, the night before, Heero awoke in an extremely content state. Firstly, he was still full from the meal the night before and secondly, a small, blonde angel was wrapped up within his arms, curled against him, diaphragm rising and falling with his soft breath as he slept. Heero was reluctant to prise himself away from the small man, however, the bright sunlight was hitting him in the eyes through the slither of the curtains and he knew he would never get back to sleep. If the light hadn't of been burning him slowly across the eye, he would've ignored it, content with just being in Quatre's arms.

Pulling himself away, cringing at the sound of Quatre's whimpers as cold air hit his bare stomach, he crept across to the window, pulling the curtain the remainder of the way shut, before turning to meet with a pair of aqua marine eyes,

"Ah!" He exclaimed as he came face to face with the pale-skinned man,

"Sorry . . ." He mumbled, rubbing his eyes sleepily with balled fists, "I didn't mean to scare you Heero."

"I'm sorry . . . I had to get up and close the curtains."

"Oh . . ." Quatre grinned brightly, "Can we go back to bed then?"

"If you like. You have a couple of hours 'til you have to go in . . ."

"It's your day off, isn't it?"

"Yeah . . ."

Quatre pouted,

"I'm gonna miss you . . ." Hw whispered, tracing little patterns on Heero's shoulder, his lips still pouting as he looked up with glistening eyes,

"Then . . . perhaps we should . . . take advantage of this time while we can . . ." Heero replied with a sly smirk, licking his lips.

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"Pagan!" Relena screeched, standing at the foot of the stairs in her large, overly-pink mansion,

"Yes, Miss Relena?" The elderly man croaked, shuffling at a snails speed towards her where she tapped her foot,

"I want you to take me to Heero's house! I need to talk to him and I want to catch him on his day off from the preventers! I still don't understand why he left my forces.perhaps he figured it was just TOO hard working around the one he loves!"

"Yes . . . Miss Relena . . ." Pagan began to hobble away, he got halfway to the front door before;

"PAGAN!"

"Yes . . . Miss Relena?" He turned his head,

"Pagan . . . I want to take the PINK limo . . . that's out the back!" She scolded,

"Yes Miss Relena . . . sorry Miss Relena . . ." Pagan turned with a grunt, continuing towards the back of the mansion.

Once in the car, he awaited Miss Relena,

"Door . . . Pagan . . ." She demanded. Pagan heaved himself out of his seat, clambering around to the door, pulling it open with excess amounts of effort, "That's better! Sheesh!" She muttered, rolling her eyes and planting herself in her seat.

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As Relena pulled up in front of the large, 5 bedroom house with 3 bathrooms, a kitchen, a study and a living room, a black jeep sped out of the driveway, a loud voice yelling,

"YAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" As it screeched off onto the duel carriage way,

"Ugh . . . that Maxwell boy is a terrible influence . . ." Relena scoffed,

"Uh, excuse me, Miss Relena, but I believe that Mr Duo is near his 21st birthday . . ."

"He acts like I child!"

Relena stepped out of the car and clicked her way up the front steps in her ridiculous heels. She pummelled the front door with her fists,

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEERO!" She screeched.

A certain amount of crashing and clattering could be heard inside and then the sound of the backdoor swinging and slamming shut. She looked around the side of the house to see Heero jumping over a fence,

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEERO!" She cried out again, clattering after him as she attempted to run. She managed to get to the fence and found Heero tangled in a wire fence,

"Fuck." He managed to mutter as she struggled to clamber over the fence. She plopped down beside him, breathing heavily,

"Heero! This is no time for a cross country jog! I need to talk to you!"

"Oh Relena . . ." Heero groaned in frustration, "What now?"

"I wanted to talk to you about . . ." She shuddered, "Duo."

"Duo?" Hero asked, rolling out of the wire and landing on his hands and knees,

"Yes. Duo. And his relationship with Hilde."

"Hilde?" Heero cringed,

"Yes. Hilde. Now . . . it is to my understand that Duo is currently 'seeing' that clown man . . ."

"Trowa?"

"Yes . . . something like that . . ."

"What about it?"

"Well . . . it's . . . just WRONG!"

"Relena . . . Duo's gay . . . he's aloud to date who he wants . . ."

"Ew! Duo's gay! Who else?"

"Uhm . . . Trowa . . ." Heero said carefully,

"Is that it?"

"Quatre . . ."

"Oh my! How wrong!"

"Wufei isn't . . . we think . . ."

"This is just disgusting! How do you bare it Heero?"

"Uhm . . . Relena . . . are you sensing a pattern emerging here?"

". . ."

"Relena . . ."

"Yes?!" She gasped, clasping her hands together, "Whatever the question is, it's yes! YES YES YES! However . . . I think I already know what it's going to be . . ."

"Relena . . . I . . ." Heero began calmly,

"Oh don't be nervous!"

"RELENA!" Heero growled,

"Oh my Heero! Not outside! Someone might see!"

"RELENA! I'M GAY TOO!" Heero yelled,

". . ."

". . ." Heero stared at her, breathing heavily, "Relena . . . are you going to be ok . . .?"

". . ." Relena opened and closed her mouth several times, pointing a finger at Heero, narrowing her eyes and twitching her head,

"Uhm . . . Relena . . .?"

"For how long?"

"Since I was about . . . 15 . . . I guess . . ."

"6 YEARS?!" She exclaimed, "YOU LED ME ON FOR 6 YEARS?"

"NO!" Heero yelled defensively, "You obsessed! All I wanted to do was live my life! Which . . . I did the best I could with you breathing down my neck!"

"BASTARD!"

"Listen . . . Relena . . . I really do care about you . . . I worry about you . . . just . . . not in that way! You're a nice . . . somewhat kind . . . obsessive-type girl and you'll make a nice partner for someone . . . honestly . . ." Heero attempted, "Just . . . not me . . . I'm sorry!"

"Heero Yuy . . . you . . . you liar! How DARE you do this to me! Who is he?"

"I don't think that . . ."

"WHO?!"

"Oh for Kami's sake . . . it's Quatre! Ok?"

"Oh . . . how . . . lovely!" She growled bitterly, "Goodbye Heero!" She stormed off, tears streaming down her cheeks, leaving Heero to walk around the side of the house sullenly.

Once in her limo, Relena pulled her cell phone out of her handbag,

"Hello, Hilde?"

"Relena! How'd it go?"

"Heero's only the same!"

"What?"

"Yes . . . that's right! Gay!"

"Oh . . . my . . . god . . ."

"We have to do something to get our men back!"

"But, what?"

"Don't worry . . . I have a plan . . ."

~ ~ ~ To be continued . . .

Ok . . . that chapter was short and very weird! I didn't like it that much but it's essential to the story! Please RnR!