Chapter 2
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Well, I keep getting these complaints over and over and over and well, HERE is my actual ORIGINAL work for all of you out there who thought all I'd do is cheese of the TV section and end at that. I guess you can tell me what you REALLY think now....*sigh* I must warn u though, I don't think it's as funny as the series shows it. Oh well, like it or lump it, u just better review.
Oh, and I do own Evangelion, but only in my dreams. Outside of that, it's a completely different story.
Oh, and I double spaced quotes just to make certain ppl happy. Seriously, I think I'm catering too much.
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Part 2: Chat or Die
The classroom was disturbingly quiet as the new girl took her seat. Shinji was still petrified and Asuka was planning murder. Hikari was speechless, thinking what in the world could she have done wrong to steer these poor children into such awful direction. Toji and Kensuke, however, could hardly keep from laughing their heads off. This would give them taunting material for a whole week, nay, month.
As Rei passed Shinji she winked discreetly. It woke him out of his state of shock, and he realized the whole class was staring at the panty peeking pervert.
The rest of the uneventful morning passed uneventfully. After the morning's embarrassing fiasco, Ms. Misato slowly lost interest in teaching, her head nodding every few seconds as she taught the day's algebra assignment. Finally, she gave up trying to get her head straight and assigned book work for a few hours. She used the gained time to pleasantly curl up in a catnap on her desk, asking herself for the two thousandth, four hundredth, and ninety fourth time in her life why she had ever decided to teach.
Shinji was on page 366 of the book read and was just about to fall asleep himself. Holding his head up with one hand, he suddenly collapsed, snoring almost as loud as Misato sensei. The students around him giggled slightly, but they themselves were pretty much trying to do the same. Asuka wadded up a spitball, making sure it was nice and juicy, and placed it in her deadly straw of death. Snickering slightly, she took aim and was about to send her signature message to a sleeping Shinji when he suddenly woke up. Asuka scowled, her fun ruined.
"Eh?" Shinji looked at his notebook screen in confusion. Misato always enabled chat block while she slept. The only ones who had the programs to bypass the lock out program were him, Toji, Hikari, and Asuka and Kensuke (who had made it of course).
*Will You Receive Message from IceQueen?*
Kensuke looked over his shoulder and gave him a small wink. Figures.
IceQueen: Hi
UnnoticedLank: Who is this?
IceQueen: Rei, duh
UnnoticedLank: Uh...hi. Kensuke, right?
IceQueen: Yup. so what's yer name, panty peeker.
UnoticedLank: Shinji Ikari. what do you want.
IceQueen: lol why so mean? c'mon, i wont bite.
UnnoticedLank: hah! I'M the one being mean? you're the one who embarrassed me an asuka in front of the whole class today!
IceQueen: wtf, you were starin at my underwear this morning! U got what you deserved.
There was a small beep and a message from someone new.
*Sigh*
IKillBakas1344: hey, who u talking to?
UnnoticedLank: nobody. u done with the reading?
IKillBakas1344: I can see you typing with someone else, baka, stop lying to me.
IceQueen: is it always this boring in here?
UnnoticedLank: yeah. brb, k?
IceQueen: heh, be quick
UnnoticedLank: I'm talking to Toji, y?
IKillBakas1344: nice try
Shinji took a quick peek over his shoulder at Toji. He was sleeping soundly, muttering something softly about Misato and hand lotion.
IceQueen: who u talkin to?
Shinji tried thinking up an excuse, but by the furious typing sound going on a few seats behind he figured he was too late.
IKillBakas1344: it's that new bitch isn't it? just block her an talk to me
IceQueen: it's that redhead bitch isn't it? just block her an talk to me
IKillBakas1344: Shinji?
IceQueen: Shinji?
IKillBakas1344: hey
IceQueen: hey
IKillBakas1344: you don't stop talkin to her, i'm gonna beat the living shiz out of you at lunch
IceQueen: you don't stop talkin to her, i'm gonna beat the living crap out of you at lunch
IKillBakas1344: seriously shinji, what the hell. i'm your oldest childhood friend, why the heck are you talkin to her instead of me??
IceQueen: c'mon shinji, what do you see in that dumb wench anyways? c'mon, you're makin me depressed.
IKillBakas1344: you lamo, you're seriously dead when I get to you. I'm gonna have to kick the crap out of that blue slut too.
IceQueen: you lamo, I actually thought u might have good taste but I guess not. now I'm gonna have to kick the crap out of that red whore.
IKillBakas1344: ...shinji?
IceQueen: ...shinji?
IKillBakas1344: alright, sry. whatever, u can talk to whoever u want to, jus stop ignoring me. shinji?
IceQueen: alright, sry. whatever, u can talk to whoever u want to, jus stop ignoring me. shinji?
IKillBakas1344: Shinji!
IceQueen: Shinji!!
Both of the girls simultaneously looked at the hated brown haired boy. He was sleeping soundly, muttering something softly about Misato and hand lotion. Asuka nearly exploded, veins popping out of her forehead, eyes remarkably demon-like. Rei, on the other hand, simply looked at Shinji and with an amused smirk. There was a simultaneous rip and crumple of paper, which none of the sleeping students noticed. A few boring seconds later, two megaton spit balls collided on both sides of Ikari's poor head. The combined impact wasn't a *splat!* or even a *splush!* but more of a giant
*SPLOOSHA!!*
A few kids were slightly roused as Shinji flailed his arms violently, trying to get spit and paper out of his hair, but most of them just asked for "five more minutes, mom," and went back to snoozing. Shinji looked up, down, and all around for his attacker. Wiping the spit off his temples with a kleenex, utterly disgusted, he walked back to his desk, eyeing Asuka menacingly. He fell back down in his seat and was snoring in thirty seconds flat. Asuka glared at Shinji as if she was determined to bore a hole through his brain. With startle, she realized Rei was grinning at her. She promptly flipped her off.
Just then, the bell ring with a jolt and the kids groggily collected themselves to walk out to lunch. As Shinji walked out the door, rubbing his eyes, Asuka came up behind him and gave him a rather violent shove/tackle/death blow that sent him flailing out the door.
"HEY! What was that for?"
Asuka nearly kicked him in the groin as he scrambled out of the way, running in the general direction of the cafeteria.
"Shinji, you are SO dead!!"
Behind them leisurely came Rei who still had the amused simper stuck on her face.
As the last student walked out of the classroom, Kensuke brought out a small blanket from a nearby cabinet He gently placed it on Misato's sleeping body with as much love and tender care he could muster, tucking her in around her chair. Reaching for the bottom drawer of her desk, he brought out her brown sack containing a bottle of "apple juice, I freaking swear it's apple juice!" Positioning it in plain view, he turned off the lights and tiptoed out the door.
End of chapter two. It seems really short, I know, but just wait and I'll update soon. I'm trying to alternate between writing a chapter of this fic and my other fic every other day. You'll most likely see an update in two days. Until then, ciao
oh! and review...or else the monkey apes will get you...MONKEY APES!! MAAAAAA!!!!!
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Well, I keep getting these complaints over and over and over and well, HERE is my actual ORIGINAL work for all of you out there who thought all I'd do is cheese of the TV section and end at that. I guess you can tell me what you REALLY think now....*sigh* I must warn u though, I don't think it's as funny as the series shows it. Oh well, like it or lump it, u just better review.
Oh, and I do own Evangelion, but only in my dreams. Outside of that, it's a completely different story.
Oh, and I double spaced quotes just to make certain ppl happy. Seriously, I think I'm catering too much.
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Part 2: Chat or Die
The classroom was disturbingly quiet as the new girl took her seat. Shinji was still petrified and Asuka was planning murder. Hikari was speechless, thinking what in the world could she have done wrong to steer these poor children into such awful direction. Toji and Kensuke, however, could hardly keep from laughing their heads off. This would give them taunting material for a whole week, nay, month.
As Rei passed Shinji she winked discreetly. It woke him out of his state of shock, and he realized the whole class was staring at the panty peeking pervert.
The rest of the uneventful morning passed uneventfully. After the morning's embarrassing fiasco, Ms. Misato slowly lost interest in teaching, her head nodding every few seconds as she taught the day's algebra assignment. Finally, she gave up trying to get her head straight and assigned book work for a few hours. She used the gained time to pleasantly curl up in a catnap on her desk, asking herself for the two thousandth, four hundredth, and ninety fourth time in her life why she had ever decided to teach.
Shinji was on page 366 of the book read and was just about to fall asleep himself. Holding his head up with one hand, he suddenly collapsed, snoring almost as loud as Misato sensei. The students around him giggled slightly, but they themselves were pretty much trying to do the same. Asuka wadded up a spitball, making sure it was nice and juicy, and placed it in her deadly straw of death. Snickering slightly, she took aim and was about to send her signature message to a sleeping Shinji when he suddenly woke up. Asuka scowled, her fun ruined.
"Eh?" Shinji looked at his notebook screen in confusion. Misato always enabled chat block while she slept. The only ones who had the programs to bypass the lock out program were him, Toji, Hikari, and Asuka and Kensuke (who had made it of course).
*Will You Receive Message from IceQueen?*
Kensuke looked over his shoulder and gave him a small wink. Figures.
IceQueen: Hi
UnnoticedLank: Who is this?
IceQueen: Rei, duh
UnnoticedLank: Uh...hi. Kensuke, right?
IceQueen: Yup. so what's yer name, panty peeker.
UnoticedLank: Shinji Ikari. what do you want.
IceQueen: lol why so mean? c'mon, i wont bite.
UnnoticedLank: hah! I'M the one being mean? you're the one who embarrassed me an asuka in front of the whole class today!
IceQueen: wtf, you were starin at my underwear this morning! U got what you deserved.
There was a small beep and a message from someone new.
*Sigh*
IKillBakas1344: hey, who u talking to?
UnnoticedLank: nobody. u done with the reading?
IKillBakas1344: I can see you typing with someone else, baka, stop lying to me.
IceQueen: is it always this boring in here?
UnnoticedLank: yeah. brb, k?
IceQueen: heh, be quick
UnnoticedLank: I'm talking to Toji, y?
IKillBakas1344: nice try
Shinji took a quick peek over his shoulder at Toji. He was sleeping soundly, muttering something softly about Misato and hand lotion.
IceQueen: who u talkin to?
Shinji tried thinking up an excuse, but by the furious typing sound going on a few seats behind he figured he was too late.
IKillBakas1344: it's that new bitch isn't it? just block her an talk to me
IceQueen: it's that redhead bitch isn't it? just block her an talk to me
IKillBakas1344: Shinji?
IceQueen: Shinji?
IKillBakas1344: hey
IceQueen: hey
IKillBakas1344: you don't stop talkin to her, i'm gonna beat the living shiz out of you at lunch
IceQueen: you don't stop talkin to her, i'm gonna beat the living crap out of you at lunch
IKillBakas1344: seriously shinji, what the hell. i'm your oldest childhood friend, why the heck are you talkin to her instead of me??
IceQueen: c'mon shinji, what do you see in that dumb wench anyways? c'mon, you're makin me depressed.
IKillBakas1344: you lamo, you're seriously dead when I get to you. I'm gonna have to kick the crap out of that blue slut too.
IceQueen: you lamo, I actually thought u might have good taste but I guess not. now I'm gonna have to kick the crap out of that red whore.
IKillBakas1344: ...shinji?
IceQueen: ...shinji?
IKillBakas1344: alright, sry. whatever, u can talk to whoever u want to, jus stop ignoring me. shinji?
IceQueen: alright, sry. whatever, u can talk to whoever u want to, jus stop ignoring me. shinji?
IKillBakas1344: Shinji!
IceQueen: Shinji!!
Both of the girls simultaneously looked at the hated brown haired boy. He was sleeping soundly, muttering something softly about Misato and hand lotion. Asuka nearly exploded, veins popping out of her forehead, eyes remarkably demon-like. Rei, on the other hand, simply looked at Shinji and with an amused smirk. There was a simultaneous rip and crumple of paper, which none of the sleeping students noticed. A few boring seconds later, two megaton spit balls collided on both sides of Ikari's poor head. The combined impact wasn't a *splat!* or even a *splush!* but more of a giant
*SPLOOSHA!!*
A few kids were slightly roused as Shinji flailed his arms violently, trying to get spit and paper out of his hair, but most of them just asked for "five more minutes, mom," and went back to snoozing. Shinji looked up, down, and all around for his attacker. Wiping the spit off his temples with a kleenex, utterly disgusted, he walked back to his desk, eyeing Asuka menacingly. He fell back down in his seat and was snoring in thirty seconds flat. Asuka glared at Shinji as if she was determined to bore a hole through his brain. With startle, she realized Rei was grinning at her. She promptly flipped her off.
Just then, the bell ring with a jolt and the kids groggily collected themselves to walk out to lunch. As Shinji walked out the door, rubbing his eyes, Asuka came up behind him and gave him a rather violent shove/tackle/death blow that sent him flailing out the door.
"HEY! What was that for?"
Asuka nearly kicked him in the groin as he scrambled out of the way, running in the general direction of the cafeteria.
"Shinji, you are SO dead!!"
Behind them leisurely came Rei who still had the amused simper stuck on her face.
As the last student walked out of the classroom, Kensuke brought out a small blanket from a nearby cabinet He gently placed it on Misato's sleeping body with as much love and tender care he could muster, tucking her in around her chair. Reaching for the bottom drawer of her desk, he brought out her brown sack containing a bottle of "apple juice, I freaking swear it's apple juice!" Positioning it in plain view, he turned off the lights and tiptoed out the door.
End of chapter two. It seems really short, I know, but just wait and I'll update soon. I'm trying to alternate between writing a chapter of this fic and my other fic every other day. You'll most likely see an update in two days. Until then, ciao
oh! and review...or else the monkey apes will get you...MONKEY APES!! MAAAAAA!!!!!