Advance Wars: The Devestating Army
An Advance Wars (DUH!) Fanfic by Zelloss
To be published only on www.fanfiction.net
Mission 7 - Return Fire, Pick off the loners!
Geiketi felt the pain from his bleeding hand... and smiled.
Marius and Seinjaii stood, stunned, at the action they had just done. By the time they realized it, a spray of gunfire was coming from Geiketi's crazed troops.
"MAKE 'EM BLEED!" Geiketi screamed, dashing forward with a machinegun in his hand, making wide sweeps. "BLOW THEIR BRAINS TO KINGDOM COME!"
"I wonder where that is?" Marius looked at his brother.
"No idea" Seinjaii shrugged.
"He's getting annoying, isn't he?" Marius asked.
"Yeah" Seinjaii nodded.
"Should we do something?" Marius asked again.
"Sure, why not!" Seinjaii smiled. "Actrise just took off to go get another one of the islands, so we might as well remove this pest."
"CO Power!" Marius shouted.
"Soldier Spread!" Seinjaii cried out.
The groups of soldiers seemingly literrally 'split' suddenly. A large number of soldiers had materialized out of nowhere.
"What the!?" Geiketi shouted, moving the machinegun towards Marius and Seinjaii, but they were protected from the fire by soldiers that were appearing.
"Grenades, ready?" Marius smiled.
"Grenades, ready!" Seinjaii smiled back.
"Then, Return fire!" Marius and Seinjaii shouted at the same time.
Geiketi dived for cover, as the blasts hit behind him. He was knocked unconcious. Thankfully for him, the enemy soldiers would think him dead, and he'd be left on the 'beach'.
* * * * *
As Geiketi woke up, the only thing he could think was 'Geez, what the hell is that smell? Smells like blood everywhere... And... is that fresh br..."
Geiketi looked around. "Okay, rotten brains. Gah! My units!" he realized a moment later. "Geez! They really went to work on these guys..." Geiketi shook his head.
"Hold it where you are!" a voice commanded.
Geiketi looked around, seeing nothing in the surrounding forest. "What...? Who...? Where...?"
"Are you Silver Rose or not?" the voice shouted.
"I should ask the question of you first! What are you doing, threatening me like this?" Geiketi cried out.
"That sounds familiar..." the voice paused, then somebody stepped out of the shadows. The man had short, messy orange hair, was somewhat short, had an orange, baggy vest and short black pants, and large, rather warm- looking boots. "Geiketi, is that you?"
"I know you..." Geiketi walked towards the man. "You're... Rouge's assistant, aren't you?"
"Yup!" the man smiled. "Name's Gregario! How could you forget?"
"Sorry..." Geiketi sighed. "Got a knock on my head."
"So we saw..." Gregario muttered, indicating the forest behind him.
"We?" Geiketi asked.
"My troops can hide from the eyes..." Gregario smiled. "Thankfully, the day isn't up, my CO Power won't wear off until night comes. We have to strike before then."
"Strike? What?" Geiketi shook his head. "I don't remember much of this at all..."
Gregario sighed. "Well, listen, those two weird Silver Rose COs... The kids. Marius and Seinjaii. They've pretty much got control of the island. I've hidden my troops in forests all around, with orders not to shoot unless required. But I need a bit of help..."
"Really..." Geiketi rolled his eyes. "Can't imagine why..."
"Shut up" Gregario stuck his tounge out. "Now, then, listen. Do you still have any of your CO power saved up?"
"Nah, don't think so. It was knocked right out of me..."
"Damn" Gregario shook his head. "I need the stuff... If I can get my Super Power, then..."
"Oh?" Geiketi asked.
"I'll nuke the HQ where Marius and Seinjaii are. We'll have no problem!" Gregario smiled.
"Nuke? But I thought there wasn't a missle silo on the isla..."
"Who said I need a missle silo?" Gregario asked. "Come on, I'm going to need your help planning..."
"Do you have Intel reports?" Geiketi asked.
"Int... Yeah."
"Including the one on the CO?" Geiketi asked.
"No..." Gregario walked into the forest a bit, and came back with a sheet. "Now I do. Jeez, I love all this info..."
"Me too" Geiketi nodded, snatching the sheet. "Let's see... These two count as one CO... Oh! So that's it!"
"What?" Gregario asked.
"Well, their weakness is that they can only fight well when similar units are together... If they spread them out, then their units become nearly useless!"
"Really?" Gregario snatched the paper away. "Let me see that..."
Gregario read the page.
"Alright! New orders, troops! You're to take on and take out all units that are in small groups and not near another group of the same type. Mechs, take out small groups of Tanks. I'm not yet sure what we're going to do about all those Rockets way up at the top, but we'll find something, no doubt" Gregario smiled.
"See! Told you! Knowing every weakness in your opponent is..."
"Shall I get you a bandage for that hand?" Gregario asked.
Geiketi looked at his slowly-healing hand, which was still slowly bleeding.
"Yeah, it might help..." Geiketi sighed.
* * * * *
Gregario and Geiketi sat on top of a small house in the streets, on a flat roof, where they could see most of the other island.
The two were sipping tea.
"Don't you think it's quite nice?" Gregario asked. "How in these kinds of situations, you can be not even a kilometre from the enemy, and yet, they'll never actually hurt the CO?"
"You're so right..." Geiketi took a sip. The roof was rocked by an explosion from the HQ at the middle of the island.
"And none of the COs ever die" Gregario pointed out.
"Too tr... Don't mention it. You never know, it may not be..." Geiketi cautioned.
"Sturm died, once, you're right" Gregario responded.
"Ah, you heard about that, right?" Geiketi smiled.
"Of course" Gregario smiled, as the roof was rocked by another explosion. "So, shall we put our hand into this fight now?" Gregario asked, as he had finished off his tea.
"Sure. What the hell am I doing, sipping tea here, anyway?" Geiketi asked.
"No clue" Gregario shrugged. "Let's just get this over with."
Geiketi pulled up the ever-handy-communicator-thingy. He looked into the screen, and up popped a picture of Marius and Seinjaii.
"Greetings, you two" Geiketi smiled.
"Greetings, you two" Marius mimicked him.
"Hey, now that's not..." Geiketi began.
"Very nice" Marius interrupted.
"God da"
"mnit!" Seinjaii grinned.
"Will you stop that!?" Geiketi shouted.
"Let me try..." Gregario pushed him aside. "Listen, sirs, you've already noticed that pockets off your troops have been quite quickly 'dissapearing' as of late. To let you know, we've figured out your strategy! We will bring you down and get rid of you unless you surrender to us!"
"Not likely!" Marius smiled.
"You couldn't beat us!" Seinjaii grinned.
"Not in a million years!" Marius agreed.
"You two are too young to be in the army anyway" Geiketi growled.
"We happen to be the sons of the leader!" Marius growled.
"So we're just as capable as he is!" Seinjaii growled back.
"And who's your genious leader?" Geiketi asked.
"You won't find that out until later!" Marius smiled.
"It's too early in the story to be giving that info away!" Seinjaii laughed.
"Oh, shut it!" Gregario shouted. "When we beat you up, we'll get the info out of you... even if it requires force!"
"He's threatening us, brother" Marius growled.
"He is too, Marius..." Seinjaii growled in sync.
"Shall we show him?" Marius smiled maniacally.
"Sure!" Seinjaii smiled just as evilly.
"Super Power! Brotherhood!" Marius and Seinjaii shouted out.
There was a brilliant silver flash from atop the building.
"What was that supposed to have done?" Geiketi wondered.
"Here, I'll look it up..." Gregario searched the Intel paper. "Oh, here we go. Doubles the effects of their troops."
"Effects? What?"
"Well... the effect being that units that are by theirselves being weaker then the others."
"That doesn't make sense..." Geiketi snatched the paper. "Oh... crud... It says that large groups of similar units, on the other hand, get large bonuses to attack power..."
"Oh... but why should we be worried?" Gregario asked.
Geiketi pointed up to the roof of the enemy HQ. There was a very large number of rockets stationed there.
"Oh, crud!!!" Gregario screamed.
"We're going to need backup to win this one!" Geiketi agreed.
Mission 7 - Return Fire, Pick off the loners!
Geiketi felt the pain from his bleeding hand... and smiled.
Marius and Seinjaii stood, stunned, at the action they had just done. By the time they realized it, a spray of gunfire was coming from Geiketi's crazed troops.
"MAKE 'EM BLEED!" Geiketi screamed, dashing forward with a machinegun in his hand, making wide sweeps. "BLOW THEIR BRAINS TO KINGDOM COME!"
"I wonder where that is?" Marius looked at his brother.
"No idea" Seinjaii shrugged.
"He's getting annoying, isn't he?" Marius asked.
"Yeah" Seinjaii nodded.
"Should we do something?" Marius asked again.
"Sure, why not!" Seinjaii smiled. "Actrise just took off to go get another one of the islands, so we might as well remove this pest."
"CO Power!" Marius shouted.
"Soldier Spread!" Seinjaii cried out.
The groups of soldiers seemingly literrally 'split' suddenly. A large number of soldiers had materialized out of nowhere.
"What the!?" Geiketi shouted, moving the machinegun towards Marius and Seinjaii, but they were protected from the fire by soldiers that were appearing.
"Grenades, ready?" Marius smiled.
"Grenades, ready!" Seinjaii smiled back.
"Then, Return fire!" Marius and Seinjaii shouted at the same time.
Geiketi dived for cover, as the blasts hit behind him. He was knocked unconcious. Thankfully for him, the enemy soldiers would think him dead, and he'd be left on the 'beach'.
* * * * *
As Geiketi woke up, the only thing he could think was 'Geez, what the hell is that smell? Smells like blood everywhere... And... is that fresh br..."
Geiketi looked around. "Okay, rotten brains. Gah! My units!" he realized a moment later. "Geez! They really went to work on these guys..." Geiketi shook his head.
"Hold it where you are!" a voice commanded.
Geiketi looked around, seeing nothing in the surrounding forest. "What...? Who...? Where...?"
"Are you Silver Rose or not?" the voice shouted.
"I should ask the question of you first! What are you doing, threatening me like this?" Geiketi cried out.
"That sounds familiar..." the voice paused, then somebody stepped out of the shadows. The man had short, messy orange hair, was somewhat short, had an orange, baggy vest and short black pants, and large, rather warm- looking boots. "Geiketi, is that you?"
"I know you..." Geiketi walked towards the man. "You're... Rouge's assistant, aren't you?"
"Yup!" the man smiled. "Name's Gregario! How could you forget?"
"Sorry..." Geiketi sighed. "Got a knock on my head."
"So we saw..." Gregario muttered, indicating the forest behind him.
"We?" Geiketi asked.
"My troops can hide from the eyes..." Gregario smiled. "Thankfully, the day isn't up, my CO Power won't wear off until night comes. We have to strike before then."
"Strike? What?" Geiketi shook his head. "I don't remember much of this at all..."
Gregario sighed. "Well, listen, those two weird Silver Rose COs... The kids. Marius and Seinjaii. They've pretty much got control of the island. I've hidden my troops in forests all around, with orders not to shoot unless required. But I need a bit of help..."
"Really..." Geiketi rolled his eyes. "Can't imagine why..."
"Shut up" Gregario stuck his tounge out. "Now, then, listen. Do you still have any of your CO power saved up?"
"Nah, don't think so. It was knocked right out of me..."
"Damn" Gregario shook his head. "I need the stuff... If I can get my Super Power, then..."
"Oh?" Geiketi asked.
"I'll nuke the HQ where Marius and Seinjaii are. We'll have no problem!" Gregario smiled.
"Nuke? But I thought there wasn't a missle silo on the isla..."
"Who said I need a missle silo?" Gregario asked. "Come on, I'm going to need your help planning..."
"Do you have Intel reports?" Geiketi asked.
"Int... Yeah."
"Including the one on the CO?" Geiketi asked.
"No..." Gregario walked into the forest a bit, and came back with a sheet. "Now I do. Jeez, I love all this info..."
"Me too" Geiketi nodded, snatching the sheet. "Let's see... These two count as one CO... Oh! So that's it!"
"What?" Gregario asked.
"Well, their weakness is that they can only fight well when similar units are together... If they spread them out, then their units become nearly useless!"
"Really?" Gregario snatched the paper away. "Let me see that..."
Gregario read the page.
"Alright! New orders, troops! You're to take on and take out all units that are in small groups and not near another group of the same type. Mechs, take out small groups of Tanks. I'm not yet sure what we're going to do about all those Rockets way up at the top, but we'll find something, no doubt" Gregario smiled.
"See! Told you! Knowing every weakness in your opponent is..."
"Shall I get you a bandage for that hand?" Gregario asked.
Geiketi looked at his slowly-healing hand, which was still slowly bleeding.
"Yeah, it might help..." Geiketi sighed.
* * * * *
Gregario and Geiketi sat on top of a small house in the streets, on a flat roof, where they could see most of the other island.
The two were sipping tea.
"Don't you think it's quite nice?" Gregario asked. "How in these kinds of situations, you can be not even a kilometre from the enemy, and yet, they'll never actually hurt the CO?"
"You're so right..." Geiketi took a sip. The roof was rocked by an explosion from the HQ at the middle of the island.
"And none of the COs ever die" Gregario pointed out.
"Too tr... Don't mention it. You never know, it may not be..." Geiketi cautioned.
"Sturm died, once, you're right" Gregario responded.
"Ah, you heard about that, right?" Geiketi smiled.
"Of course" Gregario smiled, as the roof was rocked by another explosion. "So, shall we put our hand into this fight now?" Gregario asked, as he had finished off his tea.
"Sure. What the hell am I doing, sipping tea here, anyway?" Geiketi asked.
"No clue" Gregario shrugged. "Let's just get this over with."
Geiketi pulled up the ever-handy-communicator-thingy. He looked into the screen, and up popped a picture of Marius and Seinjaii.
"Greetings, you two" Geiketi smiled.
"Greetings, you two" Marius mimicked him.
"Hey, now that's not..." Geiketi began.
"Very nice" Marius interrupted.
"God da"
"mnit!" Seinjaii grinned.
"Will you stop that!?" Geiketi shouted.
"Let me try..." Gregario pushed him aside. "Listen, sirs, you've already noticed that pockets off your troops have been quite quickly 'dissapearing' as of late. To let you know, we've figured out your strategy! We will bring you down and get rid of you unless you surrender to us!"
"Not likely!" Marius smiled.
"You couldn't beat us!" Seinjaii grinned.
"Not in a million years!" Marius agreed.
"You two are too young to be in the army anyway" Geiketi growled.
"We happen to be the sons of the leader!" Marius growled.
"So we're just as capable as he is!" Seinjaii growled back.
"And who's your genious leader?" Geiketi asked.
"You won't find that out until later!" Marius smiled.
"It's too early in the story to be giving that info away!" Seinjaii laughed.
"Oh, shut it!" Gregario shouted. "When we beat you up, we'll get the info out of you... even if it requires force!"
"He's threatening us, brother" Marius growled.
"He is too, Marius..." Seinjaii growled in sync.
"Shall we show him?" Marius smiled maniacally.
"Sure!" Seinjaii smiled just as evilly.
"Super Power! Brotherhood!" Marius and Seinjaii shouted out.
There was a brilliant silver flash from atop the building.
"What was that supposed to have done?" Geiketi wondered.
"Here, I'll look it up..." Gregario searched the Intel paper. "Oh, here we go. Doubles the effects of their troops."
"Effects? What?"
"Well... the effect being that units that are by theirselves being weaker then the others."
"That doesn't make sense..." Geiketi snatched the paper. "Oh... crud... It says that large groups of similar units, on the other hand, get large bonuses to attack power..."
"Oh... but why should we be worried?" Gregario asked.
Geiketi pointed up to the roof of the enemy HQ. There was a very large number of rockets stationed there.
"Oh, crud!!!" Gregario screamed.
"We're going to need backup to win this one!" Geiketi agreed.