Chapter 2 - Do as we say or your hikari gets it
Blueraydragon@yahoo.co.uk Rated - Pg-14+
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh
Me:*grinning* Are you 2 ready to go?
Yami:*cringes* No. Please don't make us.
Yugi:*whines* That terrible twosome will do horrible things.
Me:*shakes head* Ra you're both wimps *points* Now get going this fic don't write itself.
Yugi and Yami:*sadly walk away* Ok you win we'll go.
Me:*berates herself* Why am I being mean to Yami? He's my favorite!
Marik = hikari Malik = yami
Hikari and his yami shaking uncontrollably by the front door of Marik and Malik, arguing over who should ring the door bell.
Yami: You do it.
Yugi:*pokes him* No you do it.
Yami:*shoves him back* I told you to do it, obey me cos I'm Pharaoh.
Yugi:*glares* Go shove the puzzle up your arse, now you push it.
Yami:*wide-eyed shock* I can't believe you said that *anime dust cloud fight*
Marik:*opens door looking annoyed* Ra you two make enough noise to wake the dead, you woke up my yami and he gets pissed off when people wake him up.
Yugi and Yami:*stop fighting* G g gomen.
Marik:*sighs* Come in and face the music.
They walk in and Malik grabs Yugi and ties him to a chair, then runs off and comes back with a bottle of chocolate sauce.
Yami:*worried* What are you doing to Yugi?
Malik:*evil chuckle* I want you to help us play a few pranks on Isis, and if you don't your hikari gets a hair full of chocolate sauce.
Marik:*runs off comes back with a jar of mustard* And if you still don't cooperate I'll dump the mustard.
Yugi:*scared* Help me Yami or my hair will be ruined!
Yami:*begs* Ok I'll do whatever you want just don't dump that stuff on my aibou.
Malik:*sniggers* Heh you call the short arse aibou?
Marik:*evil grin* Alright Yugi's safe for now, lets start our pranking campaign on Isis.
Sitting in the kitchen discussing plans, they could hear Yugi whimpering in the other room.
Yami:*suggestive* How about letting loose a swarm of Scarab beetles in her house?
Marik:*dully* Did that last week!
Malik: We could cut off her water supply.
Yami:*shakes head* Too nice. Oh I think we should take the Millennium necklace and force feed it to Joey.
Marik:*snickers* I like the way you think Pharaoh, but there's a law protecting dogs from giving them indigestion with inedible food.
Malik:*grins* We could kidnap Anzu tell her a friend is danger and say Isis won't help, make sure she goes in to friendship rant 10012 and watch Isis die of boredom *takes a breath*
Marik:*flatly* Did that yesterday.
Yami:*rolls eyes* You must've pulled every prank under the sun *sighs* How about we set Isis up on a fake date with Seto Kaiba and tell her to wait on a bridge?
Malik:*cackles* Brilliant I love it *tries to glomp Yami*
Yami:*backs off* Get away from you psycho-path.
Marik:*giggles* He'd take that as a compliment. I'll call Isis.
The trio are hiding in an alley watching Isis wait for her fake date to show up, all three are trying to suppress bouts of laughter.
Isis:*looks at watch* Where is he? Marik said Seto would be here at 8pm, its now 8.30pm and he hasn't shown I'm beginning to think I've been tricked again *sees Seto walking along with Serenity* Seto why are with you Serenity?
Seto:*sneers* Its none of your business!
Isis:*stares* You're supposed to be on a date with me.
Seto:*confused* Are you on drugs? What the fuck are you on about?
Isis:*blushes* Err my brother called me said you wanted a date.
Serenity:*mad* Well as you can see me and Seto are the ones dating.
Seto:*shoves past Isis* You've obliviously been fooled baka.
Isis:*left gawking then cries*
Marik and Malik:*laughing loudly* Classic the look on her face is priceless, Pharaoh you're a genius.
Isis:*hears them and storms over*
Marik and Malik:*see her* Oh shit.
Isis:*yells* YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD!
Marik:*gulps* It wasn't our idea honest.
Malik:*fearful* It was Pharaoh's idea he made us do it.
Isis:*looks behind them* I don't see him. You're lying.
Marik and Malik:*hold on to each other* We're dead!
While Marik and his yami were rolling around with laughter, Yami saw his chance of escape and ran to rescue Yugi from the clutches of the insane pair.
Yami:*bursting in to house* Yugi I've come to rescue you.
Yugi:*wriggling* About time hurry up and get me free I really need to pee.
Yami: Stop moving I'll have you out on a minute *undoes rope* You're free.
Yugi:*runs to bathroom* Wait for me I really need to go.
Yami:*panics* Ok but Marik and Malik could be back any second.
Luckily Yugi did his business in record time and they escaped from the house of hell, now they had to decide who else to stay with.
Me: Enjoy your stay in hell?
Yami:*snorts* Why don't you go to hell?
Me:*tuts* Yami I know its my fault your house burnt down but you don't have to be mean.
Yami:*scowls* Yes I do, my aibou had to go to therapy because of Malik.
Me:O_O I'm sorry you can live with Anzu next to make up for it.
Yugi:*coming back from therapy* I think that's even worse.
Me:*shrugs* Oh well never mind.
To be continued...
Blueraydragon@yahoo.co.uk Rated - Pg-14+
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh
Me:*grinning* Are you 2 ready to go?
Yami:*cringes* No. Please don't make us.
Yugi:*whines* That terrible twosome will do horrible things.
Me:*shakes head* Ra you're both wimps *points* Now get going this fic don't write itself.
Yugi and Yami:*sadly walk away* Ok you win we'll go.
Me:*berates herself* Why am I being mean to Yami? He's my favorite!
Marik = hikari Malik = yami
Hikari and his yami shaking uncontrollably by the front door of Marik and Malik, arguing over who should ring the door bell.
Yami: You do it.
Yugi:*pokes him* No you do it.
Yami:*shoves him back* I told you to do it, obey me cos I'm Pharaoh.
Yugi:*glares* Go shove the puzzle up your arse, now you push it.
Yami:*wide-eyed shock* I can't believe you said that *anime dust cloud fight*
Marik:*opens door looking annoyed* Ra you two make enough noise to wake the dead, you woke up my yami and he gets pissed off when people wake him up.
Yugi and Yami:*stop fighting* G g gomen.
Marik:*sighs* Come in and face the music.
They walk in and Malik grabs Yugi and ties him to a chair, then runs off and comes back with a bottle of chocolate sauce.
Yami:*worried* What are you doing to Yugi?
Malik:*evil chuckle* I want you to help us play a few pranks on Isis, and if you don't your hikari gets a hair full of chocolate sauce.
Marik:*runs off comes back with a jar of mustard* And if you still don't cooperate I'll dump the mustard.
Yugi:*scared* Help me Yami or my hair will be ruined!
Yami:*begs* Ok I'll do whatever you want just don't dump that stuff on my aibou.
Malik:*sniggers* Heh you call the short arse aibou?
Marik:*evil grin* Alright Yugi's safe for now, lets start our pranking campaign on Isis.
Sitting in the kitchen discussing plans, they could hear Yugi whimpering in the other room.
Yami:*suggestive* How about letting loose a swarm of Scarab beetles in her house?
Marik:*dully* Did that last week!
Malik: We could cut off her water supply.
Yami:*shakes head* Too nice. Oh I think we should take the Millennium necklace and force feed it to Joey.
Marik:*snickers* I like the way you think Pharaoh, but there's a law protecting dogs from giving them indigestion with inedible food.
Malik:*grins* We could kidnap Anzu tell her a friend is danger and say Isis won't help, make sure she goes in to friendship rant 10012 and watch Isis die of boredom *takes a breath*
Marik:*flatly* Did that yesterday.
Yami:*rolls eyes* You must've pulled every prank under the sun *sighs* How about we set Isis up on a fake date with Seto Kaiba and tell her to wait on a bridge?
Malik:*cackles* Brilliant I love it *tries to glomp Yami*
Yami:*backs off* Get away from you psycho-path.
Marik:*giggles* He'd take that as a compliment. I'll call Isis.
The trio are hiding in an alley watching Isis wait for her fake date to show up, all three are trying to suppress bouts of laughter.
Isis:*looks at watch* Where is he? Marik said Seto would be here at 8pm, its now 8.30pm and he hasn't shown I'm beginning to think I've been tricked again *sees Seto walking along with Serenity* Seto why are with you Serenity?
Seto:*sneers* Its none of your business!
Isis:*stares* You're supposed to be on a date with me.
Seto:*confused* Are you on drugs? What the fuck are you on about?
Isis:*blushes* Err my brother called me said you wanted a date.
Serenity:*mad* Well as you can see me and Seto are the ones dating.
Seto:*shoves past Isis* You've obliviously been fooled baka.
Isis:*left gawking then cries*
Marik and Malik:*laughing loudly* Classic the look on her face is priceless, Pharaoh you're a genius.
Isis:*hears them and storms over*
Marik and Malik:*see her* Oh shit.
Isis:*yells* YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD!
Marik:*gulps* It wasn't our idea honest.
Malik:*fearful* It was Pharaoh's idea he made us do it.
Isis:*looks behind them* I don't see him. You're lying.
Marik and Malik:*hold on to each other* We're dead!
While Marik and his yami were rolling around with laughter, Yami saw his chance of escape and ran to rescue Yugi from the clutches of the insane pair.
Yami:*bursting in to house* Yugi I've come to rescue you.
Yugi:*wriggling* About time hurry up and get me free I really need to pee.
Yami: Stop moving I'll have you out on a minute *undoes rope* You're free.
Yugi:*runs to bathroom* Wait for me I really need to go.
Yami:*panics* Ok but Marik and Malik could be back any second.
Luckily Yugi did his business in record time and they escaped from the house of hell, now they had to decide who else to stay with.
Me: Enjoy your stay in hell?
Yami:*snorts* Why don't you go to hell?
Me:*tuts* Yami I know its my fault your house burnt down but you don't have to be mean.
Yami:*scowls* Yes I do, my aibou had to go to therapy because of Malik.
Me:O_O I'm sorry you can live with Anzu next to make up for it.
Yugi:*coming back from therapy* I think that's even worse.
Me:*shrugs* Oh well never mind.
To be continued...